The Thunder God Novel - Chapter 251

Chapter 251 Masochism (1)

Niao Bude said, “Bah! Who’s got bad water? Who’s got bad water? Kaka … Kaka! Oh right, I’ll follow you … Kaka, I’ll stay for a few days, and then I’ll go … so that that stupid bird won’t keep pestering me. I’m sick of it!”

Lei Xingfeng said, “I’m not interested in bringing you along!”

“Why? Why … Kaka, you … I’m a good bird!” Niao Bude said anxiously.

“I can’t afford to lose this person,” said Lei Xingfeng. “Bring a swearing, narcissistic bird, and you’ll be laughed at!”

Niao Bude said, “Being laughed at? That’s a good joke. As long as the bird doesn’t laugh … wow, wow, wow, how can there be any swearing, how can there be narcissism … nonsense!”

Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and threw Niao Bude out, saying, “Don’t mess with me, or pluck and roast!”

After rolling in the air, the black bird flew into the air, paused for a moment, then landed on Lei Xingfeng’s shoulder and said, “Don’t be so rude, be graceful, be graceful!”

Jin Daya and the others were dumbfounded as they listened to the conversation between a man and a bird. They had never seen such a vulgar bird.

A layer of lightning suddenly appeared on Lei Xingfeng’s body and instantly struck the black bird. He wanted to make the black bird suffer a bit, but he suddenly forgot that the black bird was also a lightning attribute. The lightning couldn’t hurt the black bird at all. The most amazing thing was that the black bird sucked the lightning into his body and shouted, “Oh … good! Again!”

Jin Daya couldn’t help but laugh, “Feng, you two have the same attributes. He isn’t afraid of lightning, is he?”

Lei Xingfeng was a little unconvinced. He slapped the Black Bird off his shoulder and said, “Try this!” A thick electric current shot out.

Crack!

The electric current directly struck the black bird. The black bird trembled like a withered leaf in the wind. It trembled on the ground for two minutes. Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, “I don’t believe it!”

Niao Bude finally stopped trembling and shouted, “Shake me to death … Ga? Ga! Ahhhh, great, come again! Come again!”

Lei Xingfeng said, “Holy shit, you owe me a beating? More? Good!”

Crack!

Another thick electric current struck the black bird’s body. In an instant, Niao Bude trembled crazily again. The electric arcs on his body flashed randomly. However, his mind was getting more and more full. Moreover, his body grew bigger. After a while, he stopped trembling and his voice changed, “Heavens! Heavens! It’s happening! It’s happening! Kaka! Kaka! Kaka!”

Feng Ying whispered, “Is he laughing?”

Shi Hu said, “Well, it seems to be laughing …”

Jin Daya was puzzled, “It said … it’s rich? What’s rich?”

Niao Bude shouted, “Come again, come again! Ga! Hurry up, hurry up!”

Lei Xingfeng understood. This fellow continued his attack and quickly absorbed lightning. He actually grew a little. Of course, he wasn’t that stupid. He said, “I’m not interested anymore!”

Niao Bude cried out, “Wow … Ga, you can’t do this. You can’t hang a bird in mid-air. This … this … please, hit me, hit me! Please …”

Everyone was completely speechless. Where did this bird come from? Not only did it seek to be kept, it also requested to be abused?

Actually, Lei Xingfeng really wanted to kidnap this black bird, but now he gradually understood that this bird was a bit strange. It belonged to the owner who could not walk and held back. If you showed interest in him, this bird would definitely fly away, so he was going to do the opposite now.

“Why would I hit you? No!”

Once again, Niao Bude landed on Lei Xingfeng’s shoulder and his voice changed. “Please …” he said.

Lei Xingfeng’s hair stood on end, because this voice was definitely not the sharp cry just now, but the voice of a woman acting coquettish. He did not know how it was imitated, and it sounded like the voice of a little girl.

“Holy shit … can you stop talking like that? It’s disgusting. You’re a bird, not a person!”

Niao Bude said coquettishly, “Promise me … Mm …”

Lei Xingfeng raised his hand and threw it away, saying, “Damn it, if you speak in this voice again, I’ll pluck your hair off!”

Niao Bude said, “How rude! Niao Bude has decided to follow you in the future …” Then his voice changed, “You can be nice to him …”

Suddenly, a steel rod appeared in Lei Xingfeng’s hand and he said, “If you continue to speak like this, I’ll knock you to death with a stick!”

Niao Bude pounced on Lei Xingfeng’s shoulder again, as if there was something attractive about it, and he said, “Well, well, you can’t joke at all. Is bullying a bird very fulfilling?”

Lei Xingfeng was dumbfounded. This guy’s mouth was simply terrifying. No matter what, it made sense.

Putting away the steel bar, Lei Xingfeng said, “Alright, follow me … if you have conditions, then die far away!”

Niao Bude was immediately fooled and said, “What conditions?”

“Follow my orders,” said Lei Xingfeng. “Well, even my subordinates!”

Niao Bude blinked his eyes and said, “There’s no problem listening to the commands. There must be a reward, right! It’s a reward!”

There was nothing to ask for. Lei Xingfeng nodded and said, “Well, no problem. What do you want in return?”

Niao Bude said, “Twice a day … No, three times, hit me!”

Lei Xingfeng almost fell. This request was too bizarre. However, he immediately reacted. This bird wanted to use this method to cultivate. He nodded and said, “Well, alright, three times. No objections. If you perform well, you will be rewarded with one or two times.” Since it deserves to be beaten, then it’s nothing to play with.

Niao Bude was very satisfied and said, “Deal!” He flew in front of Lei Xingfeng and said, “Don’t go back on your word!”

Lei Xingfeng suppressed his laughter and said, “No problem!” As he spoke, he took out a piece of jerky, tore it off, and threw it out.

After all, Niao Bude was still a bird. Although he was extremely intelligent, he still had some instincts. With a flash of his body, he caught the dried meat in midair and said, “Don’t throw it around. Feed it to me properly. It’s really … Ga!”

Lei Xingfeng still smiled and tossed out a piece of jerky. Niao Bude was so busy that he couldn’t stop. He heard it shout, “Hey, hey … you, you’re walking the bird! You’re going to die of exhaustion!” Even so, it wasn’t willing to waste a piece of meat.

After eating the meat, Niao Bude flew back to Lei Xingfeng’s shoulder and heard him complain, “Don’t play with birds like this!”

Jin Daya laughed loudly and said, “Ah Feng, haha, with this bird in the future, you won’t be lonely anymore!”

Feng Ying and Shi Hu smiled and shook their heads. Lei Xingfeng accepted the bird. There would be trouble in the future. The bird’s mouth was too talkative.

Niao Bude said, “Hey! Hey! What do you mean you’re not lonely with this bird? My name is Niao Bude! You have to call me Budd!”

“No problem calling you Budd,” said Jin Daya, “but you can’t call us … hey, that’s impolite.”

‘”What’s that called? Old man? Undying old man? Old stick? Ga … Ga!” Niao Bude said disdainfully. As he spoke, he was overjoyed.

Jin Daya was choked speechless. After a while, he said, “No wonder A-Feng wanted to pluck your hair. You really deserve a beating.”

Niao Bude tidied up the feathers on his wings and said unhurriedly, “Otherwise … I would let A-Feng beat him three times a day. I owe him a beating, I owe him a beating. How about it? Kakaka, kakaka!” He casually called Feng.

Seeing that Lei Xingfeng’s words were getting more and more outrageous, Niao Bude said, “Alright, Budd, be polite. In the future, call Uncle Jin like me. This is Uncle Eagle, and this is Uncle Tiger.”

‘”Uncle Jin, Uncle Eagle, Uncle Tiger … Ga, why are you calling me an eagle? I hate eagles!” Said Niao Bude.

Feng Ying couldn’t help but laugh bitterly. “I am a different eagle from the one who chased you.”

‘”I just hate eagles, I hate them, I hate them! I hate them!” Niao Bude said unreasonably.

Lei Xingfeng said, “Uncle Eagle, do as he pleases. This guy must have been stimulated.”

Niao Bude’s claws hooked around Lei Xingfeng’s collar and he leaned against Lei Xingfeng’s neck, looking like a lazy bird. This time, he did not refute Lei Xingfeng’s words. He was indeed bullied badly by that Golden Eagle.

Of course, Feng Ying wouldn’t argue with a bird. He smiled and didn’t say anything.

Jin Daya said, “There is a sea ahead. I wonder what is opposite the sea. Do you want to take a look?”

Lei Xingfeng shook his head and said, “No need. This is the end of the exploration. Have you finished recording the topographic map?”

Shi Hu said, “Record it. If we go back and gather with the other teams, we should be able to create a rough terrain.”

…

The four of them brought a black bird back to the camp. At this time, Wu Yang and Gucci had already returned. Their role was to ensure the safety of the people who came in to explore. Now that they had explored, there were no particularly formidable enemies here, so they didn’t need to stay here anymore.

The other disciples of Gucci also brought a large number of people into the camp. This place had already become a large construction site. Every direct disciple had a camp, and there was also the main camp of the Feng Chen Sect.

When Lei Xingfeng arrived at the Fengchen Sect’s location, he reported to him the topographic maps he had collected as well as some ordinary minerals he had discovered.

Feng Chenzong brought a group of people to organize the topographic map here. This place required a long period of development, and the entire Mystery Sect’s strength was basically invested in it.

The room was filled with Senior Brothers and Senior Sisters, Therefore, Lei Xingfeng was already familiar with these people. He immediately attracted everyone’s attention when he walked in, because there was a foot long black bird tilted on his shoulder. Especially since the black bird had no image at all, it tilted its body and leaned against Lei Xingfeng’s neck. Its claws were still hooked to the clothes on its shoulders, and its eyes were closed. It looked like a dead bird.

As the eldest senior brother, Yu Kou also brought a lot of people in this time. He had a lot of opinions about not entering this place for the first time.

“Aiyo, isn’t this Ah Feng? How can he resist a dead bird coming back?”

Yu Kou teased.