The Thunder God Novel - Chapter 250
Chapter 250 Niao Bude (2)
Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, “I’m going to kill you. Use some strength and I’ll crush you to death. As for the trouble of using poison? A stupid bird!”
The Black Bird was instantly enraged. It said, “You’re stupid. I’m the smartest Black Bird! Invincible Smart! Kaka! Kaka …”
Lei Xingfeng squeezed open the Black Bird’s mouth and poured the potion down, saying, “If you are smart and fall into my hands, you should be obedient!”
The Black Bird rolled its eyes. After a while, it shook its head and said, “Ga, it tastes really bad …”
Jin Daya asked curiously, “Hey, are you a male or a female?” As he spoke, he reached out to lift the black bird’s tail.
Black Bird shouted, “Ga … ah … ah … ah … hooligans … don’t move … ah … ah … ah! I’m not alive anymore! I hate …”
Before Jin Daya’s fingers could touch the black bird, this series of shouts came out. Everyone was dumbfounded. Lei Xingfeng said, “Are you a female?”
Black Bird said, “What kind of male and female, it’s really ugly!”
Lei Xingfeng said, “Tell me, how can you talk? Who did you learn it from?” He was truly curious.
Black Bird said, “I don’t know!”
Lei Xingfeng was instantly enraged. “Do you not know, or do you not want to say?” He said.
Black Bird said, “I really don’t know, I don’t know!”
Lei Xingfeng smacked his lips and said, “Uncle Jin, I haven’t eaten roasted meat for a long time. I wonder how it tastes like roasted black bird meat.”
The black bird cried out in alarm, “Wow? Ga! You can’t … My meat is not delicious at all, sour … bitter … Ga, stinky!”
Jin Daya couldn’t help but shake his head. This black bird was really smart. He said, “Since you don’t want to be eaten, then tell the truth.”
Black Bird shouted, “Damn it, I’m telling the truth … Ga! Why don’t you believe me!”
Lei Xingfeng thought for a moment and said, “How old are you?”
Black Bird asked doubtfully, “What do you mean?”
Lei Xingfeng said, “I mean, how long have you lived? Are you old?”
The little head of the black bird kept nodding and said, “Very big, the bird is very big!”
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly. It was easy to misunderstand what he said. He said, “Well, you know this place very well?”
Black Bird said proudly, “Of course, this place is all my territory. Of course I’m familiar with it.”
Lei Xingfeng’s eyes lit up and he said, “Is there anything good?”
The black bird suddenly realized that its wings were no longer painful. It said, “Ga, have your wings grown? Ahhhh … don’t shake me!”
“Don’t interrupt,” said Lei Xingfeng. “Tell me, what’s good here?”
Blackbird said, “Ka? Ka! What is a good thing?”
Everyone was speechless. Lei Xingfeng thought about it. You asked a bird what good things there were. This was indeed a strange thing. He was sure that the Black Bird didn’t care about what he thought was good, and the Black Bird didn’t necessarily feel good about what it thought was good.
Lei Xingfeng said, “Forget it. Asking you is asking for nothing.” He had lost all interest, and his interest in the black bird had been greatly reduced by his ignorance of the question.
The black bird had a pair of extremely beautiful crimson eyes. Its eyeballs rolled about randomly, and its little head swayed back and forth, not knowing what it was thinking.
Lei Xingfeng released his hand and said, “Alright, you can leave now. Remember, there will be a lot of people here in the future. Don’t talk nonsense. When the time comes, you will be killed and it will be too late to regret it.”
The black bird jumped a few times on the ground and tried to fly, but its wings had just healed and it could not use any strength. It flapped a few times and did not fly, saying, “Damn it, it can’t fly for the time being. It was internally injured by that silly bird!”
Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, “Why don’t you have something to eat before you leave?”
The black bird said, “Food? What kind of bird food can you have? Ga!” That tone was truly disdainful.
Lei Xingfeng took out a piece of jerky made in Jin Dapang. He tore off one and said, “Jerky, a specialty of my hometown, try it?”
Black Bird smelled the fragrance of meat and rolled his eyes. He said, “Ga, try it.” It pecked at the piece of meat, shook its head and swallowed it, saying, “Also, also, delicious, delicious …”
Lei Xingfeng smiled and tore up a few pieces of jerky. Soon, the jerky in his hand was eaten clean by it.
The wounds on his wings were healed by the medicine, and there was some jerky in his stomach. The Black Bird was satisfied and flew into the air with its wings spread out. It said, “I’m leaving … You’re a good bird man!” With a flash of a black shadow, this fellow disappeared without a trace.
Lei Xingfeng was so angry that he scolded, “This bastard, he even scolded after eating and drinking enough!”
Jin Daya smiled and said, “Why did you let it go?”
“It’s troublesome to bring it along,” Lei Xingfeng said. “And this black bird’s mouth is too smelly and nonsense is too troublesome. I’m not interested in bringing it along.”
“It’s a pity,” said Feng Ying, “that the talking blackbird.”
“I don’t want to hurt the black bird because it’s also lightning-attributed,” Lei Xingfeng said.
Shi Hu said, “I wonder if there is only such a talkative black bird, or if there is a flock of these birds. If there is a flock … hehe, that would be lively.”
Lei Xingfeng said, “Oh, I forgot to ask.”
Jin Daya said, “This black bird is not very honest. Its words are a bit untrue.”
Lei Xingfeng said, “Forget it, it’s just a bird. What else can we do? Let’s go.”
…
A few days later, the four of them pushed all the way to a sea area. Lei Xingfeng had tasted the water and knew that this was a sea, not a large lake. The water was salty.
The boundless sea, the clear green water, the vast expanse of sand beaches, Lei Xingfeng said: “A good place!”
Jin Daya pointed at the sea not far away. Two small black dots were constantly entangling. Lei Xingfeng stared at them and couldn’t help but ask in surprise, “Why are these two birds again?”
The Golden Eagle and the Black Bird were fighting in the air. Hawk cries and curses could be heard. The only thing that could be heard was the word “shit”. Because the Black Bird’s voice was very sharp, the two words were very clear.
In just a short moment, the two birds flew above the crowd, and the black bird’s curse came very clearly.
“This daddy will kill you … damn, you silly bird!”
An eagle cry was heard as an answer.
“Silly bird! Damn it, I want you to stretch out your claws …”
Lei Xingfeng smiled bitterly and said, “This guy’s mouth stinks. I wonder if that golden eagle can understand it. If it can understand, it will probably be enraged to death.”
Jin Daya said, “This black bird is weaker than the golden eagle. I wonder why it keeps pestering me.”
The black bird above shouted, “I don’t want to be entangled with silly birds. It’s this silly bird that won’t let go. Damn it, I’m so annoyed!”
Lei Xingfeng tilted his head and smiled, “Did you hear that? It actually has the strength to explain.”
Shi Hu curled his lips and said, “This bird … is just a mess.”
Lei Xingfeng laughed loudly and said, “That’s right, it’s just a mess. It’s uncomfortable not to talk, haha!”
Black Bird shouted, “Hey, help me … Why are you all standing there stupidly!”
Lei Xingfeng smiled and said, “What does it have to do with me? Why should I help you?”
The Black Bird let out a strange cry and slipped past the Golden Eagle’s claws, shouting, “Ga … ga … ga … what do you mean? I thought … I thought we were friends! Why didn’t you help us if we were friends?”
Lei Xingfeng was stunned by the strange black bird’s words. He was friends with the black bird? Friends with a bird? Are you kidding?
Jin Daya said, “You and A Feng are friends. Why didn’t I know?”
Black Bird shouted, “What the hell do you know? He caught it and touched it. Why aren’t you friends? Hurry up and help him. If you don’t come, I’ll be beaten out of my shit …”
Lei Xingfeng said, “This bird … this bird is amazing.”
Black Bird said, “How do you know my name!”
Lei Xingfeng said, “How do I know your name?”
Black Bird said, “You said, you said my name, my name is Niao Bude!”
Lei Xingfeng said, “Holy shit …”
Jin Daya, Feng Ying, and Tiger Addict were all stunned for a moment before they burst into laughter.
The Blackbird’s cry grew more and more urgent, and Lei Xingfeng said, “If I don’t save you, you’ll turn into eagle shit.”
Blackbird said, “Stop talking nonsense and save Niao Bude!”
Lei Xingfeng flew up. Actually, the golden eagle had already noticed the four of them. It only attacked the black bird desperately after seeing them not move. It tried to kill the black bird before the four of them interfered. Therefore, when it saw Lei Xingfeng soar up, it immediately turned around and flew into the distance.
The black bird fell from the sky. He shouted, “Catch this daddy! He’s exhausted!”
Lei Xingfeng reached out and grabbed it before slowly landing on the ground.
The black bird’s small chest kept rising and falling, and its breathing was like a bellows. Its two small claws kept trembling, and it heard him complain one after another, “Damn, I’m so tired, I’m so tired … shit is going to come out, damn, that stupid bird, stupid bird!”
Lei Xingfeng said, “That silly bird, can you understand what you’re saying?”
Blackbird said, “What the hell does it know? If it can understand, it’s not a fucking stupid bird! A stupid bird with a dead heart!”
Lei Xingfeng said, “Niao Bude, how many black birds are there like you?”
Blackbird said, “I am the unique Niao Bude. There is no second one in this world!”
Lei Xingfeng didn’t believe it at all. “Nonsense! Did you jump out of a rock?” He said.
“How would I know? I’ve never seen a bird like it in my life! Of course, it’s the unique Niao Bude!” Black Bird was confused.
Lei Xingfeng could vaguely sense that this black bird had an extraordinary background, but it didn’t seem to know anything.
Jin Daya shook his head and said, “What a strange bird.”
“Well, you’re the only Lei Xingfeng,” said Niao Bude. “Now that the golden eagle is gone, you can fly.”
Niao Bude shook his head and stared at Lei Xingfeng with scarlet red eyes.
“What are you looking at? Do you want some bad water?” Said Lei Xingfeng.