Summary
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
Synopsis
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
- Chapter 48 - Chapter 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3! 12 hours ago
- Chapter 47: - Chapter 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique! 12 hours ago
- Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills! 1 day ago
- Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait! 2 days ago
- Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission! 2 days ago
- Chapter 43 - Chapter 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church! May 16, 2024
- Chapter 42 - Chapter 42 Black Sun Church Mass! May 16, 2024
- Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability! May 15, 2024
- Chapter 40 - Chapter 40: Freaky man? A familiar figure! May 15, 2024
- Chapter 39: - Chapter 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue! May 14, 2024
- Chapter 38 - : Chapter 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit! May 14, 2024
- Chapter 37 - : Chapter 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I’ll explode you! May 13, 2024
- Chapter 36 - : Chapter 36: The Wandering Merchant May 13, 2024
- Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: Yao Zhixue’s Profession, Dropping Equipment May 12, 2024
- Chapter 34 - : Chapter 34 BOSS: Family, who understands. May 12, 2024
- Chapter 33 - : Chapter 33: Yao Zhixue’s Ability! May 11, 2024
- Chapter 32 - Chapter 32 Can you do it or not?! I invite you to eat a fire rat’s tail- May 11, 2024
- Chapter 31 - : Chapter 31 Selling Roasted Fire Rats! Three yuan each, three for ten yuan! May 10, 2024
- Chapter 30: - Chapter 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome? May 10, 2024
- Chapter 29 - Chapter 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill! May 9, 2024
- Chapter 28 - Chapter 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention! May 9, 2024
- Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance! May 8, 2024
- Chapter 26 - Chapter 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes! May 8, 2024
- Chapter 25 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 24 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 23 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 22 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 21 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 20 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 19 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 18 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 17 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 16 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 15 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 14 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 13 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 12 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 11 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 10 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 9 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 8 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 7 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 6 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 5 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 4 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 3 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 2 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 1 May 7, 2024