Chen Guangda could be considered a relatively calm person. He said that he didn’t touch Zhou Ting all night, which made the little girl feel resentful. However, Chen Guangda had business to attend to today. After breakfast, he rushed to the street with a few people. From afar, he saw a shining golden signboard at the street corner-a dragon buried in a bright funeral!

The face was ten meters wide, He ate three large shops on the left and right, Not only were the golden signboards made of pure copper perfect, there were also a series of special services pasted on the glass curtain wall. Apart from cremation, burial, and sea burial, there were also corpses, makeup, and the most skilled graves. However, the most exaggerated ones were the physical support and divine soul-calling services.

“Let the people die! How about it? My propaganda slogan isn’t bad …”

Chen Guangda proudly pointed at the red banner on the door. Many workers had already been waiting respectfully in front of the door. Seeing their haggard appearances, it was obvious that they hadn’t slept for a night. However, they had allowed Chen Guangda to experience the apocalyptic speed. Although the decoration was relatively simple, a group of people had forcefully set up the shop overnight.

“Ah! Guangda is here. Come in and take a look. My husband has been busy all night for this shop …”

As soon as they entered the shop, they saw Tian Zhen Zhen cleaning the counter. The female teacher had already changed into a standard professional attire. There was a “manager” sign on her lofty chest. The other two young women from the yard were also dressed in the same way. They all greeted Chen Guang Da with joy.

“This is really a person who relies on clothes and horses to rely on saddles. It’s different when you change into a uniform …”

Chen Guangda looked at the young ladies with satisfaction. After changing into clothes, their original temperament immediately appeared. They no longer looked destitute and poor. Tian Zhen Zhen immediately said happily, “We still have to thank Boss Chen for taking care of us. We really didn’t expect that they would be able to return to work in their lifetime!”

“Hello, President Chen!”

A somewhat wooden, thin man suddenly walked over. It was Tian Zhen Zhen’s husband, Li Guangyi, and there seemed to be a wave of bastard green on his head. Chen Guang laughed and said, “There’s no need to be so polite. Just call me Guangda. In the future, you two will work well here. I will definitely not treat you wrongly!”

“President Chen! Hurry up and take a look at the back. We’re all packed …”

Two young ladies walked up and held Chen Guangda. Both of them came to the courtyard for business. They used to be “half-cover” female sex workers. Even if they met difficult clients, they would be able to get close to them. Moreover, 50 yuan a month was enough to make these ladies wake up laughing in their dreams.

“This poor monk’s title is wasted. May I ask what Benefactor is up to?”

As soon as everyone entered the hall, a Big Baldy wearing a monk robe suddenly appeared. Chen Quan and the others immediately burst into laughter. This bald fatty was Wang Dafu, who had just shaved his head. He even faked a few fake ring scars. However, this fellow was really like this after wearing a monk robe, twisting a string of buddhist beads made it impossible to distinguish between real and fake.

“Come to your little broken temple and take a look …”

Chen Guangda laughed heartily. He led everyone into the back hall. Apart from a few offices and reception rooms, there was also a large support hall. The four walls were all lined with cabinets. There were already many spirit seats and urn boxes inside. In the middle was a Buddha statue. Two thin and weak monks were quietly meditating on the prayer mat.

“How is it? Masters, is the environment satisfactory?”

Chen Guangda smiled and walked in. The two serious monks quickly stood up. After chanting Amitabha with their hands together, they said happily, “We are extremely grateful for Benefactor’s hospitality. Moreover, Benefactor also supports us in carrying forward the Buddha Dharma. It is as if we are in the Western Paradise now!”

“You’re welcome! I should help people recover their faith because of their lack of faith now. However, Master Wasteland, please forgive us. No one will trust us unless we do some stunts.”

Chen Guangda pointed at Wang Dafu apologetically, but the two monks nodded and said, “Understood! Understood! After all, our image is not comparable to this Divine Doctor Wang’s. Besides, everyone is here to promote Buddhism, and I believe Buddha will understand. If Divine Doctor Wang can chant Buddhism like us, then it would be even better!”

“Hehe ~ I have been through the intestines with wine and meat. The Buddha left it in his heart. As long as my heart is sincere, I may not be inferior to you when chanting scriptures …”

Wang Dafu laughed proudly. The two monks could only bitterly laugh and quietly sit back down to meditate. Chen Guangda also turned around and walked to another room. He saw an old woman with one eye drinking tea in a chair. She looked like an ordinary old man, but her appearance was extremely fierce. With just a single glance, one would have a feeling of being carried away in their hearts.

“President Chen! You must be careful of peach blossoms today. One bad thing is the peach blossom fiend …”

The one-eyed old woman suddenly put down her teacup and looked deeply at Chen Guangda with one eye. However, Chen Guangda smiled carelessly and said, “It’s fine! I’ll kill King of Hell and treat the rotten peach blossoms that you can’t accept. As long as you stay here comfortably, let the people below handle it if you need anything!”

“There’s no need to bother. I’m a dead old woman. It’s the same wherever I lie …”

The one-eyed old woman shook her head and bowed down to drink tea. However, Wang Dafu pulled Chen Guangda to the side and whispered, “This old woman is so evil. Every time I see her, I get goosebumps all over her body. But she can’t really call the dead over, right? Didn’t you say there are no ghosts in this world?”

“The old lady’s original words are that there is a little ghost attached to her. The little ghost can go down to the Yin Cao to ask the dead, but whoever believes this is stupid. Forcing …”

Chen Guangda took out a cigarette and scattered it around the crowd. She leaned against the wall and smiled, “But the old lady does have some connections. I used to deal with this kind of divine woman, but what they call her is not the dead. Instead, she can sense what you’re thinking at that moment. She’ll tell you what you’re thinking. It’s a bit like mind reading, isn’t it? The one who works with us in the funeral is a golden partner!”

“Bullshit! Isn’t this a special ability? I don’t believe it anymore …”

Chen Quan spat in disdain and strode into the one-eyed old woman’s room. He actually wanted to call the fucking soul up directly. Unexpectedly, the old woman shook her head and said, “Your heart is not sincere. You came here with the intention of cracking down on fakes. It’s not easy for us to eat together. There’s no need to keep everyone from stepping down!”

“Holy shit! If you’re lying, you’re lying. Don’t try to trick me with some high-sounding words …”

Chen Quan stood up with a look of disdain. He turned around and was about to leave, but the one-eyed old woman suddenly sighed. Her voice changed and she said, “Quan’er, don’t look for your father anymore. Even if you find him, you won’t recognize you. Why bother yourself? He’s a heartless and heartless white-eyed wolf!”

“Mom … Mom …”

Chen Quan’s entire body suddenly trembled. His face instantly turned deathly pale. He looked at the one-eyed old woman in disbelief. However, the old woman immediately recovered her hoarse voice and waved her hand. “You can’t find the answer you want in me. President Chen gave me a mouthful of food. I don’t want to lie to you. The answer you want is up to you!”

“Thank … thank you, auntie …”

Chen Quan nodded his head in disappointment. He respectfully closed the door and came out. However, he was stunned for a long time like a fool. Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and said, “Kid, don’t look down on people. There are so many extraordinary talents in this world, don’t always think you’re right!”

“Then are you my cousin or not? Don’t lie to me …”

Chen Quan raised his head trembling. Tears had already flowed down his face. Chen Guangda immediately hugged him and patted his back forcefully. He said, “If I deceive you, you will die a terrible death. We are cousins who are exchanged like fakes. Don’t worry!”

“Damn it! Why do I suddenly want to cry so much? I haven’t heard my mother’s voice for a long time …”

Chen Quan wiped away his tears and nodded forcefully. However, he saw a group of women rushing in. The leader, Shu Hong, pointed at Chen Guangda and scolded, “You damn heartless thing, don’t you think I’m your woman? You actually didn’t tell me about such a big thing? You must give me an explanation today!”

“Hehe ~ How dare I tell you? The moment I tell you, there will definitely be a new boss lady. The money I earn will change to your appearance fee …”

Chen Guangda put his arms around her waist and chuckled. Shu Hong punched him angrily and waved his hand back. “Sisters! Hurry up and prop up the scene. Hurry up and give me a big dance. Today, my man will open his door. I’ll give each of you a big red envelope later!”

“Thank you, Lady Boss …”

A large group of little ladies immediately laughed and followed Qiaoqiao out. They laid a red carpet at the door and played music again. After the fat waist and coquettish buttocks twisted, the door was quickly surrounded by people on the third floor and the third floor. They didn’t even need to fire a cannon to become incomparably lively.

“President Chen! A guest has arrived …”

Tian Zhen Zhen suddenly shouted in surprise. Chen Guang Da saw that there were indeed a few people who had rations coming in. Before he could train the staff in the shop, he had to personally run up to receive them. After a familiar sea breeze, several guests without exception placed a large order, and even bought several sets of luxurious meals, such as bungee jumping at the grave.

“Who is the boss? Do you have a business license? Who allowed you to open your business …”

Just as Chen Guangda was overjoyed, a few uniformed women suddenly walked in. They arrogantly crossed their waist and shouted loudly. Unexpectedly, when Chen Guangda saw the leader, he frowned and coldly said, “Damn it! The rotten peach blossom has indeed come!”

“Ha ~ Chen Guangda! I told you, who would have such a disgusting shop name? It’s really you! You’re actually not dead yet …”

The little girl proudly crossed her arms and looked at Chen Guangda with a gloating expression. Shu Hong, who was standing beside her, immediately asked suspiciously, “Guangda! This slut is not kind. She is the mistress of the director of the city management bureau. She rarely personally goes out to take charge of the streets. I’m afraid she’s specifically here for you today!”

Chen Guangda narrowed his eyes with a frosty expression and said coldly, “I’ve already guessed that she didn’t say anything when she saw me yesterday. She must be damned stifled. Tell your sisters to retreat first, and I’ll deal with her!”