From Zero to Hero in the Doomsday - Chapter 260
Chapter 260 Underworld Marriage
“Haha ~ Su Biling! Beauty Su, it’s been a long time. What brings you here today?”
Chen Guangda crossed his arms and walked forward. Her face was full of disgusting fake smiles. The woman in the uniform of the city management wasn’t very old either. She was about twenty-five or sixteen years old. She had very delicate short hair and was only slightly above average. However, she carried a charming look on her body. She was the kind of fox spirit that would make a man fantasize when he saw her.
“Boss Chen! Don’t say such polite words. Although we are half acquaintances, sister, I can’t help but work for others. Don’t blame me for this ticket …”
Su Biling laughed sinisterly, Chen Guangda took a receipt and handed it over. He sneered as he casually took it. He flicked the red stamp on the ticket and said, “Your Bureau of Urban Management really has a big tone. It costs 5,000 gold. I think you should just seal up my store. Even if you kill me, I don’t have that much money!”
“Then we don’t care. Who told you to break the rules? If you really don’t have the money, we’ll report to the store and expel the manager from the city …”
Su Bi Ling looked at Chen Guang Da proudly. The corner of her mouth curled into a smirk. Chen Guang Da stuffed the ticket into her pocket and said, “Make tea for these beautiful leaders and bring up all the best snacks in our shop. Please come with me to the office. I think there must be some kind of misunderstanding.”
“Really? Then we are not unreasonable people. I’ll listen to your explanation first …”
Su Biling arrogantly twisted her waist and swaggered into the office with Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda fell into the boss’s chair and sneered, “Su Big Hammer! Did you say I did not pay you in my last life? Why are you always so fucking haunted?”
“Ha ~ With your virtue, you still want to prostitute me, so why don’t you pee in the mirror …”
Su Biling didn’t care about Chen Guangda’s rude tone at all. After sitting lazily opposite him, he picked up the Chinese cigarette on the table and lit one for himself. Chen Guangda pointed at her chest and said, “Oh, it’s been a long time since I’ve changed the shape of a bamboo shoot. Looks like I can’t call you Su Biding anymore. I should call you Su Biding. That skill of yours should be pretty good, right?”
‘”Haha ~ Do you think you’re unlucky? I punished you when you opened a coffin shop in Sujing City, but now that you’ve come to Golden City, I’ll punish you. Looks like you’ll have to be rided by me for the rest of your life …”
Su Biling smiled contemptuously and spat out a mouthful of white smoke. He stared at Chen Guangda with a very happy expression. Chen Guangda took out 200 yuan from his pocket and patted it on the table. He shrugged his shoulders and said, “This is the money I owe you. Take it and buy more condoms. I don’t have any more condoms for you. However, I still have the same old saying. I’ll see you in the future.”
“Chen! Don’t think that I’m here to beg for food. Let me tell you the truth, you dare to open a shop here without worshipping the pier. The one above me is naming you by name now. You can keep this money to buy a coffin …”
Su Bi Ling stood up as soon as she slammed the table. She actually turned around and walked out the door. Who knew that Fifth Brother would suddenly block the door like a hoodlum. He stared at Su Bi Ling with an ice-cold expression. Su Bi Ling’s pretty face immediately changed and she shouted angrily, “Chen Guang Da!” “Don’t you want to die? You dare to play wild with me in Golden City? Believe it or not, I won’t let you see the moon tonight!”
“Don’t be so excited. Fifth Brother’s face is paralyzed. It’s this virtue …”
Chen Guangda suddenly walked over and grabbed her little hand. He patted a total of 500 gold vouchers in her hand and smiled, “No matter what, we are fellow villagers. There are no more than a hundred Sujing City people in Golden City, right? Take this money to buy some clothes first, and then blow the pillow by Sister Su’s side. I will host the banquet to invite the Director-General to have dinner with you!”
“Hmph ~ You’re smart. Come to the first hall of the building at six o’clock in the evening. Don’t say I didn’t give you a chance …”
Su Bi Ling put away 500 gold vouchers proudly. After pushing away Fifth Brother, she left arrogantly with a bunch of little girls who ate and took them. Wang Da Fu immediately walked over with a frosty face and asked, “Who is this little bitch? She took 500 gold vouchers before her butt got hot. Are we going to do business in the future?”
“She used to be in charge of fire control. When I opened the shop, I accidentally blocked the fire control passageway. She opened her mouth and wanted to punish me with 300,000 yuan …”
Chen Guangda leaned against the doorframe with the same face of a Dark Vulture. He lit a cigarette and said, “In the end, I gave her a gift of 20,000 yuan, but she still fined me 50,000 yuan. I was so angry that I reported her and even posted her pornographic photo at the door of her unit. Who knew that the person I casually wronged was really her lover, causing her to be divorced and even punished, so Liangzi got married like this!”
“Find an opportunity to kill her tonight. No one can find her once she is thrown into the sea …”
Chen Quan immediately walked up with a murderous aura, but Chen Guangda waved his hand and said, “Killing her won’t solve the real problem. There are plenty of people in the Urban Management Bureau who are willing to cause trouble for me, so we can only temporarily endure this. We can slowly settle the score with her when we have a firm foothold!”
“I don’t understand what you’re doing. You’re buying people and opening shops here. Didn’t we just take revenge and leave?”
Chen Quan frowned in confusion, but Chen Guangda patted his shoulder and smiled, “My little cousin!” You have to take a long-term view in your life. Our Mineral Mountain Town is only a few hundred kilometers away from here. What if the Golden City wants to annex us one day? What are we going to do with them? Can you do anything more powerful than tank cannons? ”
“You mean to say that we are going to recruit here?”
Chen Quan’s eyes immediately lit up. Soon, his fighting spirit became high. Chen Guangda nodded and said, “If you have nothing else, go out and recruit for me. Recruitment is your specialty. As long as you discover a talent, you will do everything you can to win me over. You can use the money in my pocket as you please!”
“President Chen! A guest said that he has a big business to discuss with you …”
Before Chen Guangda could finish his sentence, Tian Zhenzhen hurriedly ran over. Chen Guangda immediately adjusted his casual clothes and hurriedly followed Tian Zhenzhen into the reception room. However, there was only a skinny old man in the reception room. He wore a pair of pitch-black round sunglasses and looked like a blind man, A Bing.
“Hello, boss! I wonder if there’s any business I need to take care of …”
Chen Guangda walked up politely. The profiteer’s face instantly revealed itself. However, the other party gave Tian Zhen Zhen a faint glance. Tian Zhen Zhen immediately withdrew and closed the door. Chen Guangda rubbed his hands and flattered, “My family’s three generations of ancestral corpse collectors have been working as funerals since grandfather’s generation. No matter what request you have, we can satisfy it. Furthermore, it must be the most professional service to ensure that the deceased will feel at home!”
“Underworld Marriage!”
The old man said two words without raising his head. He gently breathed in the teacup again, After Chen Guangda was slightly stunned, he immediately smiled and sat beside him and said, “We are also professional in the Underworld Marriage. I just don’t know what kind of Underworld Marriage you need, do you want to match it? Do you have any age requirements? Do you want a complete corpse or ashes? There are different prices for different requirements, do you think?”
“A living match!”
The old man suddenly put down his teacup and took off his sunglasses to look deeply at Chen Guangda. Chen Guangda’s eyes widened in an instant. After a while, he frowned and said, “It’s a shameful thing to be married to a living person. You may not know how powerful this is. A living person matching may be able to guarantee the prosperity of your family for the time being, but I’m afraid there will be big problems in the future.”
“Do you want to do it for 5,000 yuan? We will arrange for the woman. All you need to do is hold the wedding ceremony. However, the matter must be kept a secret from everyone. You are not allowed to reveal a single word to outsiders …”
The old man didn’t bother to talk nonsense with Chen Guangda. He took out a bundle of gold vouchers from his pocket and placed them on the coffee table. Unexpectedly, Chen Guangda shook his head without any hesitation. He stood up and said, “My family’s three generations of single-handed corpse collectors have received countless funerals. No one is more professional than us, but even we can live longer if we live together. We definitely won’t do anything less than that!”
Chen Guangda proudly raised a finger. Unexpectedly, the other party took out a bundle of gold coupons without any hesitation. After throwing it on the coffee table, he stood up and said coldly, “The wedding will be held in five days. At that time, I will have someone deliver the eight characters of both parties. You guys make preparations in advance, but if you reveal this matter to the public, I will definitely make you pay the price!”
“Don’t worry! No one will know if I hear your words …”
Chen Guangda patted his chest confidently. Without saying a word, the other party pulled open the door. Unexpectedly, he bumped into a bald monk. The monk hurriedly pretended to say “Amitabha”. The other party politely nodded at him before putting on his sunglasses and quickly leaving.
“Holy shit! I didn’t hear wrongly just now. You actually used a living person to marry someone from the Underworld. You even did such a wicked thing …”
“Big monk!” Wang Dafu hurriedly ran in. He didn’t covet the gold coupons on the table. However, Chen Guangda put away the two bundles of gold coupons and said calmly, “I really think we’re a monopoly industry. Even if we don’t do anything, we’ll do it. It’s just that our facade looks more professional. We’re the ones who kill the people who have food!”
“But that’s a living person. She’s 100% a young girl. We can’t be so shameless …”
Wang Dafu anxiously sat beside Chen Guangda, but Chen Guangda threw him a cigarette and smiled, “When the time comes, the wedding ceremony will be presided over by us. When the coffin is nailed, no one will open it. Even if I stuffed a living corpse into it, they don’t know. If that girl is beautiful, I’ll leave it to you to be your second wife.”
‘”Haha ~ I knew you wouldn’t be so unscrupulous. This means that you want to give him a dragon stealing and phoenix changing idea, right? This idea is simply too awesome. After earning their money, you can even sleep with their daughter-in-law …”
Wang Dafu immediately gave him a thumbs up in surprise. He was so happy that he almost gave him a big hug. However, Shu Hong walked in with a burst of fragrance. She sat down on Chen Guangda’s lap and stuffed a stack of gold coupons into him. Chen Guangda immediately asked in surprise, “What are you doing? You’re keeping me?”
“Haha ~ I just wanted to support you. You just knocked on quite a bit, didn’t you? Take this 800 yuan and circulate it first. If you don’t pay back the meat, you can …”
Shu Hong smiled and blinked her big eyes at him. She was completely immersed in his arms, seducing him all the time. However, Chen Guangda smiled bitterly and said, “I think this is prostitution, right? You won’t let me lick your plate tonight, right?”
“Haha ~ You’re smart. You have to work hard for me tonight …”
Shu Hong laughed happily, but when Chen Guangda looked into her emotional eyes, he suddenly realized that this woman was serious about him. However, just as he was about to refuse her politely, Tian Zhen Zhen rushed in and shouted, “President Chen, it’s not good. Your little slave girl was taken away by someone, and a bunch of people smashed your house!”
“Motherf*cker! Brothers, copy this guy …”