Summary
I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!
Synopsis
I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn’t help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire.
Firstly, what in the world is the “Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis” spell? And don’t even get me started on the “Osteoporosis” spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like “Blood Burn,” “Gradual Freeze,” and “Mental Chaos.” Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities?
Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn’t help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield “Doomstorm” and “Ice Age,” swordsmen boast “Sword Rain: Homecoming” and “Wind-Cutter Slash,” while archers showcase “Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars” and “Storm Arrow.” Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named “Cancer Cell Proliferation,” “T-Virus Infection,” and “Rabies Outbreak.”
In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, “Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!”
Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, “Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don’t know!”
Even a boss character confesses, “Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!”
- Chapter 140 - : Chapter 108: Clean Up the Radiation Island! The Three Pioneers! 1 day ago
- Chapter 139 - : Chapter 107 Is it possible to avenge a nine-generation feud? Even if it spans a hundred generations! 1 day ago
- Chapter 138 - Chapter 106: The Mysterious Skill! The Poultry Druid’s Equipment! 2 days ago
- Chapter 137 - : Chapter 105 Liang Father: I want to know, how did my son die! 2 days ago
- Chapter 136 - Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want_2 July 2, 2024
- Chapter 135 - Chapter 104: Power Surge! The Skill Book You Want July 2, 2024
- Chapter 134 - Chapter 103: Invading Different Races! News of Zhao Yunxiao? July 1, 2024
- Chapter 133 - Chapter 102 College Entrance Exam Content? Radiative Island! Ethnic Cleansing Assessment! July 1, 2024
- Chapter 132 - Chapter 101: Spoils of War! “Orc Ritual Study Notes”! June 30, 2024
- Chapter 131 - Chapter 100: The Bloodthirsty Technique! Bai Jingqi who doesn’t care about his life! June 30, 2024
- Chapter 130 - : Chapter 99 Poison in the Water? Go to hell!!! June 29, 2024
- Chapter 129: - Chapter 98: Besieged? The True Strength of Aristocratic Young Masters! June 29, 2024
- Chapter 128 - Chapter 97: Assassination! The Strategy of Luring the Tiger Away from the Mountain! June 28, 2024
- Chapter 127 - Chapter 96: Food Allocation! Attack on Song Dynasty in a rainy night? June 28, 2024
- Chapter 126 - : Chapter 95: Special Potion! Exposure of Special Ingredients! June 27, 2024
- Chapter 125 - : Chapter 94 Afraid of Ghosts? Let Me Hug You! The Crowd Gathers! June 27, 2024
- Chapter 124 - : Chapter 93 Li Jiao VS Song Chaoyu? The Powerful Attribute of the Heart of the Earth! June 26, 2024
- Chapter 123 - Chapter 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill another person! _3 June 26, 2024
- Chapter 122 - : Chapter 92: Big Cow Beastman Sacrifice? Kill Another Person! _2 June 25, 2024
- Chapter 121 - : Chapter 92: The Big Milk Cow Orc Sacrifice? Kill Another One! June 25, 2024
- Chapter 120: - Chapter 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate?_3 June 24, 2024
- Chapter 119: - Chapter 91: From now on, Zheng Cheng is mine! Teammate’s death?_2 June 24, 2024
- Chapter 118 - Chapter 91: Zheng Cheng Will be Mine from now on! The death of a teammate? June 23, 2024
- Chapter 117 - Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! _2 June 23, 2024
- Chapter 116 - : Chapter 90 Fishman BOSS: I want to create a new race! June 22, 2024
- Chapter 115 - : Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _3 June 22, 2024
- Chapter 114 - : Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Technique LV3! New Features! _2 June 21, 2024
- Chapter 113 - : Chapter 89: Void Fire Burning Body Art LV3! New Features! June 21, 2024
- Chapter 112 - Chapter 88: Different Races Born Body? Three-Star Ingredients! _3 June 20, 2024
- Chapter 111 - Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! _2 June 20, 2024
- Chapter 110 - Chapter 88: Different Races Born from Pregnancy? Three-star food! June 19, 2024
- Chapter 109 - : Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you snatch their wives?_3 June 19, 2024
- Chapter 108: - Chapter 87: Amphibian Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law?_2 June 18, 2024
- Chapter 107 - Chapter 87: Amphibious Different Race? Did you steal their daughter-in-law? June 18, 2024
- Chapter 106 - Chapter 86: Power Surge! Cliff’s Shock!_3 June 17, 2024
- Chapter 105 - : Chapter 86: Explosive Increase in Power! Cliff Terror!_2 June 17, 2024
- Chapter 104: - Chapter 86: Power Surge! Edge of Your Seat Thrills! June 16, 2024
- Chapter 103 - : Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Unexplained hostility? _3 June 16, 2024
- Chapter 102 - : Chapter 85 Male Function +1%! Mysterious hostility? _2 June 15, 2024
- Chapter 101: - Chapter 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility? June 15, 2024
- Chapter 100 - : Chapter 84: Beastmen Special Troops! Jiaojiao, let go quickly!_3 June 14, 2024
- Chapter 99 - : Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go!_2 June 14, 2024
- Chapter 98: - Chapter 84: The special beastman troop! Jiaojiao, let go! June 13, 2024
- Chapter 97: - Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s Disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! _ June 13, 2024
- Chapter 96 - Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get Parkinson’s disease? The Invincible Song Chaoyu! 2 June 12, 2024
- Chapter 95 - Chapter 83: Can Half-Beasts Also Get June 12, 2024
- Chapter 94 - Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_ June 11, 2024
- Chapter 93: - Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness!_2 June 11, 2024
- Chapter 92 - Chapter 82: Enter the Secret Realm! A Powerful Enemy in the Darkness! June 10, 2024
- Chapter 91 - Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! _3 June 10, 2024
- Chapter 90 - : Chapter 82: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a June 9, 2024
- Chapter 89 - : Chapter 81: The Lord of the Black Sun Has a Daughter? The Dragon Vein, Qjn Zheng! June 9, 2024
- Chapter 88 - : Chapter 80 Do I Have a Friend? The Rules June 8, 2024
- Chapter 87 - : Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons!_2 June 8, 2024
- Chapter 86 - Chapter 80: Do I Have a Friend? The Rules Between the Aristocracy and the Commons! June 7, 2024
- Chapter 85 - : Chapter 79: New team member wants to try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? _3 June 7, 2024
- Chapter 84 - Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique?_2 June 6, 2024
- Chapter 83 - : Chapter 79: Does the New Team Member Want to Try the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique? June 6, 2024
- Chapter 82 - : Chapter 78 New Features? Do you qualify to team up with us! _3 June 5, 2024
- Chapter 81 - : Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! _2 June 5, 2024
- Chapter 80 - : Chapter 78: New Features? Are You Qualified to Join Our Team! June 4, 2024
- Chapter 79 - : Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Entire Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _3 June 4, 2024
- Chapter 78 - : Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! _2 June 3, 2024
- Chapter 77 - : Chapter 77: The Only Occupation in the Whole Xia Country! Upgrade Skills! June 3, 2024
- Chapter 76 - : Chapter 76: Professionist of the Aristocratic Family! The Emperor of the Hundred War Blade? June 2, 2024
- Chapter 75 - : Chapter 75: The Second Nine-Star Level New Professionist! June 2, 2024
- Chapter 74: - Chapter 74: Cai Shen’s Opportunity? A Professional Clan! June 1, 2024
- Chapter 73 - Chapter 73: Four Secret Realms? Only One Spot Available! June 1, 2024
- Chapter 72 - Chapter 72: The Treasure that All Professionals Dream of! May 31, 2024
- Chapter 71 - Chapter 71: News about the Secret Realm? She must join the Night’s Watch! May 31, 2024
- Chapter 70 - : Chapter 70: You’re not Song Chao Yu! You are the Lord of the Black Sun! May 30, 2024
- Chapter 69 - : Chapter 69: Commemoration! The Beginner Skill of the Soul-absorbing Banshee! May 30, 2024
- Chapter 68 - Chapter 68: The First Light breaking Nine Days! Night Watchman Fallen? May 29, 2024
- Chapter 67 - Chapter 67 Liang Feifan: My choice, indeed, was not wrong! May 29, 2024
- Chapter 65 - Chapter 65: The Black Sun Falls! A Great Opportunity! May 28, 2024
- Chapter 64 - : Chapter 64: The True Master of Black Sun! May 27, 2024
- Chapter 63 - Chapter 63: A Skill for Lol! 1050 points of Mental Attribute ?! May 27, 2024
- Chapter 62 - Chapter 62 LVIO! New job skill! May 26, 2024
- Chapter 61 - Chapter 61: Acute gastroenteritis instant eruption technique! Awaken, my patients! May 26, 2024
- Chapter 60 - Chapter 60: Breakthrough Tasks? Light of Life! May 25, 2024
- Chapter 59 - Chapter 59: Blessing in Disguise? Killing Fallen Ones yields Soul Power? May 25, 2024
- Chapter 58 - Chapter 58: Giant Thug VS Sailor Suit Loli May 24, 2024
- Chapter 57 - : Chapter 57 My Lord! Save me!!! May 24, 2024
- Chapter 56 - Chapter 56 1 swallow, I swallow, I swallow! May 23, 2024
- Chapter 55: - Chapter 55: Void Fire Burns Mu Yao to Ashes! May 23, 2024
- Chapter 54 - Chapter 54: Bloodthirst Technique + Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique! May 22, 2024
- Chapter 53 - Chapter 53: The Fallen Ones Ignoring the Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique! May 22, 2024
- Chapter 52 - Chapter 52: Appearance! Zhao Yunxiao’s Profession! May 21, 2024
- Chapter 51 - : Chapter 51: The Strongest Professionist on the Alien Battlefield! May 21, 2024
- Chapter 50 - Chapter 50 Brother Ji: Can this Roasted Rat be Eaten? May 20, 2024
- Chapter 49 - Chapter 49: Hang up the BOSS for me to beat! May 20, 2024
- Chapter 48 - Chapter 48 The Characteristics of Random Dissection Technique LV3! May 19, 2024
- Chapter 47: - Chapter 47 Night Watchman’s Night Market? Resurrection Technique! May 19, 2024
- Chapter 46 - Chapter 46: Night Watch Captain! Priest Skills! May 18, 2024
- Chapter 45 - Chapter 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait! May 17, 2024
- Chapter 44 - Chapter 44: The Reincarnated! Breaking Rank Mission! May 17, 2024
- Chapter 43 - Chapter 43 Join! Information about the Black Sun Church! May 16, 2024
- Chapter 42 - Chapter 42 Black Sun Church Mass! May 16, 2024
- Chapter 41 - Chapter 41: Spoils of War! New Change Ability! May 15, 2024
- Chapter 40 - Chapter 40: Freaky man? A familiar figure! May 15, 2024
- Chapter 39: - Chapter 39: Breaking Sphere! The Rescue Plan for Yao Zhixue! May 14, 2024
- Chapter 38 - : Chapter 38: The Werewolf Heart Without Rank Limit! May 14, 2024
- Chapter 37 - : Chapter 37: Trade? Believe it or not, I’ll explode you! May 13, 2024
- Chapter 36 - : Chapter 36: The Wandering Merchant May 13, 2024
- Chapter 35 - Chapter 35: Yao Zhixue’s Profession, Dropping Equipment May 12, 2024
- Chapter 34 - : Chapter 34 BOSS: Family, who understands. May 12, 2024
- Chapter 33 - : Chapter 33: Yao Zhixue’s Ability! May 11, 2024
- Chapter 32 - Chapter 32 Can you do it or not?! I invite you to eat a fire rat’s tail- May 11, 2024
- Chapter 31 - : Chapter 31 Selling Roasted Fire Rats! Three yuan each, three for ten yuan! May 10, 2024
- Chapter 30: - Chapter 30: Brother Cheng, since when were you so awesome? May 10, 2024
- Chapter 29 - Chapter 29 What the hell is this job? One-shot kill! May 9, 2024
- Chapter 28 - Chapter 28: Big Brother, Quickly Draw the Monster’s Attention! May 9, 2024
- Chapter 27 - Chapter 27: Return to City Scroll? Enter the Instance! May 8, 2024
- Chapter 26 - Chapter 26: Yao Zhixue’s Joining, Liang Feifan ‘s Stakes! May 8, 2024
- Chapter 25 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 24 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 23 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 22 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 21 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 20 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 19 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 18 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 17 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 16 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 15 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 14 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 13 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 12 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 11 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 10 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 9 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 8 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 7 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 6 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 5 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 4 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 3 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 2 May 7, 2024
- Chapter 1 May 7, 2024