The panda’s red packet distribution campaign was very successful. WeChat and Penguin groups sent red packets, and 106 private packets were also posted on WeChat. Apart from 22 of them being friends of the panda, the panda did not expect 84 other friends to add him and ask, “What are the pandas doing?”

Afterwards, the panda wrote a few words in his novel.

Ask me what I’m doing, and the answer is… Writing a novel, aren’t you guys stupid?

After that, he smiled happily and went out to celebrate the New Year.

In this year, 400 yuan had been issued and more than 100 yuan had been recovered in the first year, which was clearly a loss.

So the panda knew that he had to work harder, work harder at codewords, and work harder at living to fill in the gaps in his losses at the beginning of the new year.

Life is hard work, not to mention money,

Who knows if the person who knocks on the door tomorrow will be a zombie or a beauty?

If it’s a zombie, it’s dead.

If it was a beauty…

The panda was running quickly on the street when it suddenly found a beautiful woman with a thin waist and a big butt walking towards it. Moreover, she didn’t know how her chest had developed, so why was it so beautiful?

If he went up to pinch a hairpin, he would probably be so fucking happy, wouldn’t he?

The panda rolled its eyes around and stared at her chest. However, it did not expect that it had stepped on her girl’s foot.

“Hey, are you blind? Can’t you see the wide road? Stomp on my feet?” The girl pushed the panda impolitely.

The panda suddenly reacted after being stunned for a while. It glared at the girl and felt sad. Then, it raised its hand and pushed hard towards the plump and sturdy one. As it pushed, it shouted, “Who are you pushing? Why are you pushing me? Do you want to fight?”

When he was pushing the girl’s chest, he actually used his fingers to pinch it. The girl was pushed back a step or two. At that time, she was dumbfounded. She did not understand why she was attacked in the chest.

The panda noticed that the girl seemed to have reacted to her actions, so it immediately became embarrassed. It turned around and ran. That speed was really in line with his online name, running really fast!

Damn it! He pinched it too hard and carefully. As long as he wasn’t an idiot, he would be able to discover that he was playing hooligan!

Looks like you have to be careful next time!

The panda author analyzed and concluded, then quickly disappeared under the starry night!

…

On the other side of the world, the sketch is called “Zombie Date”, starring Qin An, Weng Lan, Qin Dafeng, Qin Erhe, Qin Yabao and Qin Yabei.

‘”I am a zombie whose soul can speak. I really want to make friends with humans or other races, but they are all afraid of me and think that I want to eat them … Alright, I admit that I really want to eat them!”

Qin An was dumbfounded. He didn’t look like a zombie, but rather like a clown. The lines he had just spoken were quite funny, so the crowd naturally laughed loudly in concert with the atmosphere.

At this moment, Weng Lan appeared. She was dressed like a country bumpkin and wore a pair of pigtails.

However, she was still Weng Lan, a Xiantian brain mutant. When Weng Lan was quiet, she was a snow lotus that looked incomparably pure. When she deliberately displayed something, she would become a burning fire lotus that could attract everyone’s attention!

At first, people felt that Weng Lan’s outfit was very ugly, but after Weng Lan pretended to twist her body and said the first line, everyone was dumbfounded.

“My name is Cai Hua. Someone introduced me to someone today. They said they wanted to go on a blind date. This should be it, right?”

This line was incomparably simple. Weng Lan’s movements weren’t that big, but the crowd was still shocked.

Weng Lan had a dynamic beauty,

In front of her, most of the audience had a feeling that Weng Lan’s eyes were looking at them.

The pair of eyes were so clear and without traces, but when they looked at each other, they would feel exceptionally beautiful, as if they were talking, inviting, seducing people to commit crimes.

Weng Lan’s skin was very good, but she usually didn’t seem to be so good that she could sob ghosts and gods to the point of shocking the heavens and earth.

However, when Weng Lan smiled, under the illumination of the starlight and the lights, her skin became somewhat hallucinatory. Her skin was thoroughly white and red. It made people want a kiss of fragrance, but they were also afraid that her lips would become so perfect.

Weng Lan’s lips did not seem to be still. When people accidentally saw her red lips, they would feel that space and time seemed to be still. Only the beautiful lips opened and closed, and her breathing was like orchid. It had an absolutely exaggerated temptation.

Weng Lan’s figure was indescribable. It was clearly such an ugly dress, but when people looked at parts of it separately, they would be intoxicated by the beauty and sexiness that flashed out.

Those chests would straighten out with Weng Lan’s breathing. They seemed to be able to interact with her shoulders, armpits, arms, and abdomen. After casual movements, they would be able to draw perfect angles.

Her waist has the same charm, whether combined with the upper or lower can show a graceful demeanor.

On the whole, Weng Lan’s entire body was beautiful. She was astonishingly beautiful, causing people to be completely unprepared.

Beauties like Ling Hua and Yin Yao all had serious expressions on their faces. They always felt that they were the most beautiful, so they didn’t care about their appearances.

However, compared to Weng Lan, they felt that she was like a green leaf grass. Weng Lan was the magnificent red flower in the snow, and she was the leader of the flowers!

No wonder Qin An had been unable to forget Weng Lan for so many years. This was indeed an unfathomable woman!

After the opening remarks, the two main actors began to exchange scenes. Not to mention, the results were very good. The sketch performance on the battlefield made the surrounding warriors giggle incessantly. If Weng Lan hadn’t attracted too much attention, people would have laughed even more happily.

The children also performed well. Gale and Erhe played the big trees, Qin Yabei played the moving dead children, and Qin Yabao played the flying little bees. They were all very cute and adorable.

After Qin An’s program ended, The others also began to perform. Some were singing, some were singing, and some were performing superb abilities. The entire party was very successful. There were more than a hundred programs, and thousands of people participated in the party. Many dumplings were distributed as food for the New Year’s Eve dinner in the camps. At the same time, they could watch the live broadcast of the party with magical video equipment. Everywhere was filled with joy.

Neither aliens nor foreigners understood what Chinese New Year was, but it did not affect the mood of people who wanted to celebrate. Unfortunately, most soldiers could not drink because no one knew if Demon Race would suddenly attack from the sky. Demon Race’s huge warships were lingering under the atmosphere, and it would take decades to attack the ground.

The New Year’s Eve dinner ended at the edge of the battlefield, Starry night falls on the first day of the lunar new year, Qin An personally issued the new calendar implementation minutes, which echoed the Kowloon City, declaring February 1, 2049 as a turning point in history. The year 2050 will be a new year, and the original calendar will be abolished. February 1, 2049 will also become January 1, 2050, the 34th year of the Late Century Yuan, January 1, 2049, and January 1, 2050.

The reason why the Ancient Era was not completely abolished was because the Genesis Era was not widely accepted around the world. More than half of the earth and races still continued the Old Era.

The last century primeval essence only survived because this apocalypse was still going on, and the earth was still filled with crisis and unrest.

The reason why Genesis was used, It was because whether it was Qin An or Kowloon City, they had already set a timetable for themselves. The world would eventually be changed. Qin An’s consciousness was now more detached and more dictatorial. Even if he didn’t do it for others, he would still fight for himself. He had a desire, not only for women, but also for power and official career!

…

This night was very beautiful. The stars in the sky were many times more than before the double moon disaster. It looked dense. The red silkmoon was already exceptionally large. People seemed to be within reach. Snowflakes once again danced between heaven and earth.

After Qin An greeted all his brothers, friends, women, children, and soldiers, it was already the second half of the night.

The so-called second half of the night is actually 10 hours after night, at this time the stars in the sky will look less, people prefer to fall asleep at this time.

Qin An was naturally not sleepy. He secretly stole Weng Lan away and carried her into the sky.

“Tell me, why are you so stupid? You can actually hit your head and lose your memory?”

“Damn it, put me down. The wind is so strong!”

Qin An flew dozens of kilometers away. When he landed with Weng Lan, he was already at Lake Erie in Canada.

“There’s Niagara Falls over there! You don’t want to see it?”

“I don’t want to. It’s good to be here! Why did you bring me out all of a sudden? I thought you were busy tonight, didn’t you?”

Weng Lan’s little mouth was slightly curled up. She found that Qin An was a little difficult to control.

After meeting Qin An after losing his memory, although he felt that this man had changed a lot, he still met Weng Lan’s standards of looking at men. The Qin An in front of him clearly exceeded the standards. He was a little too lively.

“I’m taking you out to see the scenery! Weng Lan, don’t you want to know what happened between us?”

“I don’t want to … Really, I always think that this is a good time. I don’t need to think too much about it.”

“Then marry me!”

Qin An did not drink, but tonight he was a little drunk.

“No…”

“Because I have too many ties?”

Being rejected by Weng Lan, Qin An was somewhat disappointed.

“Not really. I just feel that there are too many women who have connections with you. If I form a too stable relationship with you, perhaps I will become less special.”

“Weng Lan…”

“Qin An! Don’t talk! Shall we just do this? Give each other more time! In my memory, nothing happened between us. You are the fool who has been downstairs every day for half a year. And to you, I might have been everything to you, but now I have truly forgotten most of you! So… Is that okay? We don’t talk about the past, we don’t talk about the future, we feel each other’s existence, we know each other’s hearts again! When we are finally certain, no matter how high this day is, how chaotic the world is, how many women you have, how much sorrow I have, we can ignore all of this, just to be able to stay together forever! When we have such emotions, such preparations, are we going to tell each other? “You’re telling me about the past, and then I’ll tell you all about myself, okay?”

Facing Weng Lan’s gentle words, how could Qin An refuse?

“Good, as long as you agree!”

“Yes! Those children…”

“Call me your mother.”

“Which ones?”

“Gale, Er He, San Chuan, Xiang Ming!”

This was the first time that Weng Lan had received confirmation from Qin An. She understood that this meant that these four children were indeed born to her!

Oh, my God, what exactly happened to her past? She actually has four children, and she was born with Qin An…

This wasn’t the main point. The main point was that Sanchuan was already so big, and she had three lovely daughters. She was already a grandmother.

It turned out that returning to the Qing Dynasty after waking up in a dream was not the most terrifying thing,

Compared to the scenario where he had already become a grandmother after waking up from a dream, Qing Chuan’s story was simply too weak!

Weng Lan felt that she should cry, so she shed tears.

Qin An did not use his hand, but used his lips to touch the tears and merge them into his mouth.

“Rogue, you took advantage of me!”

Weng Lan’s tone was somewhat sobbing.

“No, I’m helping you wipe your tears!”

Qin An’s tone was somewhat intermittent.

The two of them embraced each other gently and felt each other for a long time.

“Happy New Year, Qin An. Nice to meet you!”

“Happy New Year, Weng Lan, you are my lucky!”

“Weng Die said that the reason why you like little twisted poetry is because of me?”

“Yes! You used to like it very much, no matter how bad I wrote it!”

“Alright, maybe you can tell me something. Use your little twisted poem…”

Qin An hugged Weng Lan tightly without thinking. He put his mouth on her ear and whispered,

“I used to follow the wind and step on the snow,

Love is like flowing clouds and flowing water,

You can’t find anywhere on Cape,

Weng is too old to fall asleep.

Misty light warmed the clouds.

Over the past few decades.

Yong Wangchuan suddenly saw each other,

Long companion from now on to the horizon!

This poem, let’s call it “meeting”. I wrote it for you. ”

Weng Lan could feel Qin An’s deep affection and emotional surge.

Qin An’s talent made Weng Lan feel infatuated again. Back then, she was dazed by Qin An’s worthless little twisted poems.

Now that she had lost her memories, her immunity had not improved at all.

In the poem–

“I used to step on the snow with the wind.”

Qin An came to the United States from Russia to look for him, Weng Lan had actually heard that Weng Die had intentionally or unintentionally leaked it. However, he did not pursue the matter further. The word “Snow Treading with the Wind” was considered to be a narrative fact. Back then, when he left Russia, it seemed that it was indeed a storm and snow. The use of the last word “Zheng” was very ingenious, indicating that his journey was not easy. It was as if he was on a journey. Then, the word “Snow Treading with the Wind” could be invisible as “cutting through thorns”, all because of this last word “Zheng”!

“Love is like flowing clouds and flowing water.”

This poem is interesting. Firstly, this “flowing clouds and flowing water” reconciliation is precisely “walking on snow with the wind”. The first poem records the scene of traveling, but this sentence tells of the changes in time. The wind brought unfathomable clouds, and the snow beneath his feet has already turned into flowing water! The four words “flowing clouds and flowing water” also confirmed the word “sign” in the first sentence of the poem once again, indicating that it was indeed not easy and that he had walked for a long time. And the mood of the entire poem is the longing for his lover, that kind of feeling is like flowing clouds and flowing water, endless, and long-standing!

“You can’t find anywhere on Cape.”

He searched for a long time, but he didn’t find him. He felt dispirited that he might be at the ends of the earth, or perhaps he wouldn’t be able to find him again… What was he doing at that time? Why hadn’t he found such a secret? Sigh, a little regretful;

“Weng is too old to fall asleep.”

This sentence was a little worrying. How long had he been looking for him? He’s getting old? He had actually used the word “Weng” to symbolize himself and the two of them. Because his surname was Weng, Che had always been missing. After the passage of time, not only was he an old man, he was also a person surnamed Weng! Sigh, it’s hard to fall asleep … Yeah, I don’t know how long it took to find a lover, but who can sleep?

“Misty Light Warming Yu Fuyan!”

In the dictionary, “mist” is interpreted as “the brilliance emitted by the fog in the mountains under the sunlight” and “the brilliance emitted by the fog in the mountains”, The word “warm jade” can be interpreted as caring. For example, the poem “cold city cherishes warm jade” means that lonely people especially cherish the care of others. For example, in A Dream of Red Mansions, there is a poem that says “warm jade is embraced by soft jade”. So the “warm jade” here can be extended to “warm jade”, which refers to women. “Fuyun Yan” is a dynamic noun, but its meaning is unclear. In other words, this poem that seemed to describe the scenery actually described the state of mind. It was translated into the mist in front of him, unable to find the woman who cared for him! In a simple poem, the word “warm jade” is used very well, extending the meaning of “caring” and “women”.

“Over the past few decades.”

The simple narrative sentence answered the fourth question. How long had he been looking for him? It has been decades!

“Eternal hope that the cold window will suddenly meet.”

“Yongwang” is interpreted as “looking from afar” in the dictionary, so this poem expresses the scene of Qin An and himself staring at each other through the window that day. In summary, it is just right, a sentence full of emotion, without any decoration.

“Long companion to the horizon from now on.”

The last sentence of a poem with artistic conception is often wise, so Qin An expresses his will and ambition naked, that is, to be with him forever!

Sigh, no matter what, this poem called “Meeting” was very good in Weng Lan’s eyes.

The rhyme of ancient poems is different from that of modern poems.

Generally, even sentences in Eight-Rhythm Poetry require the same rhyme, so the even sentences in Qin An’s poem end with the words “Jian”, “Mian”, “Nian” and “Bian” respectively, and the rhyme is “an”. Which means it’s not a problem in terms of format.

What an annoying man. He was clearly her brother-in-law, but he came to confess to himself. He was so naked that the eight words were–

I love you, Weng Lan… Forever!

Alright, this liar, who would believe him? He must have said that to all the girls.

Weng Lan pouted in Qin An’s embrace, a little angry. Suddenly, she realized that Qin An’s hand had actually landed on her butt!

This damned fellow knows how to play affectionate rhetoric and dare to kill him directly. No wonder he was able to get a girl. He really agreed to that sentence. He was so bold that he starved to death and was cowardly! How could a man like Qin An lack women in bed?

Forget it, who let it be the New Year, who let him write such a satisfied poem for her?

She won’t expose him, let him rub it tonight, just rub it, it’s not like he’s missing a piece of meat…

Wait, why are you sticking it in your shirt?

Heavens! I touched the meat on my waist, it itches!

This was truly a suicidal move!

Weng Lan’s heart began to beat rapidly. Her face was as red as honey. For a moment, she did not know where she should be…

‘”Adam, do you really think the Earth King of the Azure Dragon Empire is as amazing as the legends say? I heard that he fought against the Cursed Sword God alone. The Black Blood Army is boiling with excitement now. Everyone says why we are fighting against the Earth people? Eighty percent of the Black Blood Army are Earth people.”

“Sorbonne, that brat stole Luo Lan’s men. We are already enemies. If we don’t fight, will we just retreat to Canada? There are too many zombies there, it’s simply not suitable for us to survive!”

Ah?

Qin An and Weng Lan were stunned for a moment. They hurriedly dodged to hide in the nearby forest. Qin An carried Weng Lan up a big tree and sat on a thick tree fork. Then, they put Weng Lan on their legs and made it, hugging her tightly.

“Someone’s coming … you … don’t touch it yet!”

Weng Lan was enraged, because Qin An had actually disobeyed when he reached the tree. He still placed his hand on her belly and rubbed it back and forth, causing her to really … itch to death! It was really itchy, not that kind of itchy!

Qin An did not listen to Weng Lan’s refusal. He had a smile on his face and felt Weng Lan’s smooth stomach. He really couldn’t let go of it. At the same time, he was touched and wanted to cry.

The last time he held Weng Lan and touched her stomach like this was 37 years ago!

What a disappointment! If he hadn’t come here, it wouldn’t be strange to encounter the Black Blood Scouts in Canada.

Qin An casually swept his gaze and confirmed the identities of the three people below.

Earth people? Zombies? Qin An raised his eyebrows high!

Yeah, how did he forget about the zombies? There were hundreds of millions of zombies in Canada, and they were the first to arrive from the territory of the United States.

If he led the zombies over to destroy the walls of their Black Blood City, wouldn’t they have nowhere to hide?