When the Doctor Uses A Hack - Chapter 310
Chapter 310: Chapter 311: Are You Cheating!
After Chen Cang sent her a huge pile of data, Qin Yue regretted it.
Why did she even get to know this guy!
Shameless!
Data analysis… data analysis…
Qin Yue opened SPSS 22.0 software and began a laborious task.
To be honest, Qin Yue didn’t know why she hadn’t thought about refusing…
At eleven o’clock at night when Qin Xiaoyuan was preparing to go to bed, he passed by his daughter’s bedroom and, seeing that the light was still on, he knocked on the door, “Yueyue, aren’t you asleep yet?”
Qin Yue quickly replied, “Not yet, Dad, what’s up?”
Qin Xiaoyuan pushed the door open and found Qin Yue still hunched over her computer working on something.
He was momentarily speechless, “What are you doing?”
Qin Yue hadn’t had the chance to speak yet.
Qin Xiaoyuan saw the material that Chen Cang had sent via WeChat.
He instantly became furious!
I can’t bear to use my girl like this, and this kid is using her all the time!
Outrageous!
Thinking this, Qin Xiaoyuan said, “Go to sleep early, you have work tomorrow.”
After saying that, he had already resolved to find an opportunity to have a serious talk with Chen Cang…
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If you were to say that working in the emergency department was exhausting, Chen Cang would nod in agreement, but if you were to ask whether it was exciting or dull…
Chen Cang would definitely shake his head!
If you spend a year in the emergency department, you’ll see all sorts of things, more than you’d see in other places in three to five years.
Some say hospitals are the biggest test of human nature, where good and evil are fully revealed, and the emergency department is no exception.
Truthfully, there are more good people than bad, but bad people do exist.
Like usual, Chen Cang arrived early at the emergency department to start his daily work, with An Yanjun, who was working the night shift, busily changing a patient’s dressings.
Chen Cang had just changed into his white coat and come out of the changing room.
A man and a woman, both in their thirties, walked in.
Neither of them acknowledged the other!
It was as if there were a grudge of infidelity or a hatred for a third party.
In any case, both looked thoroughly displeased with each other!
At that moment, it was just seven o’clock, and the outpatient clinic hadn’t opened yet, which was usually when the emergency department was busiest.
Upon seeing Chen Cang, their eyes lit up, and they hurried over.
“Doctor!”
“Doctor!”
The two called out in unison, catching Chen Cang’s attention.
“Hmm!”
“Hmm!”
Chen Cang responded twice.
The two glanced at each other, and the woman looked at the man with contempt, “Hmph! You go first! You scumbag!”
The man became agitated upon hearing this, his eyes widening like marbles, “Who are you calling a scumbag! I’m a decent, upright man, who are you calling a scumbag, I haven’t accused you of anything, do you have the nerve!”
The woman’s face turned an iron shade, her eyes blazing with anger, “Okay, you’ve gained some skills, but if you’re so skilled, then don’t catch a disease from messing around with women!”
The man became instantly infuriated, “When have I messed around with women, I, Mao Hao, may not be the most proper, but I’d never do something to betray my wife! On the other hand… Ah!”
The man was so angry that his hands shook, pointing at the woman, trying to say something, but as a man, he truly couldn’t bring himself to say it!
He couldn’t exactly say that his wife had cuckolded him, could he?
The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, his face becoming red and his eyes bulging!
He flung his hand and turned away!
Seeing this, the woman also flew into a rage, “What do you mean ‘you’? You do something wrong, infect me with a disease, and you still think you’re right!”
Their argument immediately drew the attention of the people around them.
Meanwhile, it was the peak of the workday rush, and the emergency room was also quite busy. Observing the two of them cursing and swearing, the onlookers were quite entertained.
The man, upon noticing this, pulled the woman into an office.
Chen Cang was a bit confused and felt like it was a matter of who had cheated on whom.
Once inside the office, Chen Cang figured that if he did not interrupt them, they would probably argue for quite a while.
He simply looked at the man and asked, “Hello, how can I help you?”
The man, seeing how polite Chen Cang was, calmed down a bit and sighed before saying, “Doctor, can you take a look at me and see what’s wrong with me?”
Chen Cang nodded, “Yes, where do you feel uncomfortable?”
The man glanced around the office and saw many onlookers outside, and felt somewhat embarrassed.
He hesitated and said, “Is there a more private place? My problem is down below! Have a look… what kind of STD is this… can it be cured…”
The man stuttered, clearly embarrassed.
Chen Cang was taken aback, STDs weren’t his specialty either!
But… he thought he should take a look first; maybe he could be of some help.
After thinking for a moment, Chen Cang said, “Follow me to the treatment room.”
After speaking, Chen Cang stood up and led the couple toward the treatment room.
The couple looked at each other, each snorting coldly.
After entering the treatment room, Chen Cang closed the door.
He then asked the man, “What exactly is making you uncomfortable? How long have you felt this way, and are there any specific symptoms?”
The man said, “I can’t remember how long it’s been, but it started with a little itch down there. I didn’t pay attention at first, thinking it was just a bit damp. But recently, the symptoms got worse—it became unbearable to scratch, and now even my buttocks and scrotum have started to turn red. Yesterday, after I showered and looked in the Mirror, I saw red spots! And this morning when I woke up, they had spread even more! There are also blisters, and some areas have even started to erode!”
Upon hearing this, Chen Cang immediately became alarmed.
Could it really be an STD?
When the woman heard this, she became infuriated and said, “You think it’s just you? Don’t I have it as well? I’m too embarrassed to even mention it!”
“Doctor, lately I’ve also been feeling an unbearable itch on the inside of my thighs and near my… you know, so uncomfortable that it’s tough to walk. And this morning, I also noticed patches of red spots and blisters!”
“It must be this good-for-nothing man going out with prostitutes, catching a disease, and then infecting me!”
The woman pointed at her nose and cursed the man!
Such an embarrassing disease, too shameful to speak of.
If it hadn’t been for her husband suddenly asking today, “Are you sick?”
She might not have exploded like this!
Seeing the couple arguing again, Chen Cang immediately said, “Alright, stop arguing for now, let’s see what the problem is.”
After speaking, Chen Cang had the man lie down on the bed and take off his trousers.
Chen Cang then saw the patches of red spots and some blisters, as well as what appeared to be erosions caused by scratching open the small blisters.
But…
This wasn’t any STD!
It was clearly “tinea cruris,” just a severe case.
The man was overweight, and it was easy for him to get humid in the summer, which can lead to tinea cruris.
But that wasn’t the key point!
The key was that upon seeing the patches of red dots, Chen Cang suddenly saw a prompt in his eyes.
[Tinea Cruris]
Chen Cang was stunned!
He suddenly realized how powerful this pair of eyes was for diagnosing skin diseases.
The bright red words [Tinea Cruris] were very clear.
