What If I Can't Die? - Chapter 593

593 Scheme (1)
The big fat goose was not flustered at all. “An immortal who has just ascended wants to buy me? What a joke.”

Song Shi clenched his fists. “Are you allowed to beat it up here?”

“Lord, let’s ignore it. There are still many treasures up there.”

Green Radish smiled apologetically. “Sir, don’t you want to sell something? Please follow me.”

Song Shi looked deeply at the slightly uncomfortable immortal crane and left with Green Radish with a faint smile.

The big fat goose rolled its eyes and thought to itself, “Could it be that this kid has sensed that something is wrong with me?”

Green Radish led Song Shi to a small pavilion in the mountains. From here, they could see more than ten treasures nearby and could also see immortals in the other pavilions, but she could not see the situation in the pavilion clearly.

Walking into the pavilion, Green Radish smiled and said, “Sir, what do you want to sell? Take it out in peace. There’s a barrier nearby, so we can’t see this place clearly from the outside.”

Song Shi raised his hand and waved it. A pile of Dharma treasures was taken out by him. They were all Connate Dharma treasures he had obtained from killing the Demon Emperor. They were considered top-notch weapons in the Heavenly Demon Realm.

Here, it was relatively ordinary. The truly powerful ones were still Great Dao Weapons and Heavenly Dao Weapons.

“Demon Celestial-type weapons. Immortal artifacts. 28 low-grade, six medium-grade, and one high-grade.”

Green Radish was stunned. “Sir, are you going to sell them all?”
She was shocked. How could this person have so many Immortal Weapon Dharma treasures?

“Sell them.”

Song Shi was prepared to leave nothing behind. His body was a weapon. These were not qualified.

“Please wait a moment. Please take a seat, my lord.”

Green Radish nodded to the side. Immediately, a maidservant carried an immortal tea and spiritual fruit to serve Song Shi.

On the other hand, she began to observe seriously. From time to time, she would form hand seals and shoot out divine light onto the weapon, triggering some phenomena.

After Song Shi tasted half a cup of tea, Green Radish retracted her gaze. “Lord, I’ve kept you waiting. These Dharma treasures contain the aura of the lower realm and need to be washed with special methods. At the same time, they are suitable for Demon Celestials. Their value in the Immortal World will be greatly reduced…”

“Just calculate how many Immortal Crystals it’s worth.”

Song Shi did not care. In his opinion, it was fine as long as these things were not scrap metal.

“Will do.”

Green Radish smiled playfully, “A total of 28,400 low-grade immortal crystals. You can also exchange them for mid-grade and high-grade immortal crystals.”

Song Shi was surprised. Immortal crystals were the basic cultivation resources similar to spirit stones in the Immortal World. They were also the basic currency. The difference between each grade was ten times.

The key was that the low-grade immortal crystals he had received from the Lightning Division were only 100 and had been used up in a few years. In comparison, his batch of things was very valuable.

Seeing that he immediately had a large sum of money, Song Shi smiled playfully. “How much is that big fat goose?”

“6,600.”

Green Radish said awkwardly.

“So expensive…”

When Song Shi heard this, he increasingly felt that there was something wrong with this big fat goose.

“You can buy it. This goose is not bad.” Wuyou said in his mind.

Song Shi thought that he was talking about the meat and immediately said, “I’ll buy it. I’ll leave the remaining 3,000 low-grade immortal crystals and 100 high-grade immortal pills. The rest will be exchanged for some immortal pills.”

Fifteen minutes later, Song Shi took a token and rode a listless immortal crane back to the immortal abode.

He did not say anything, but the big fat goose became more and more uneasy. Soon, it cried, “Master, I was wrong. I shouldn’t have offended you.”

It originally thought that Song Shi, who had just ascended, could not afford to buy it at all, so it was arrogant. It did not expect him to bring it back so quickly.

As soon as it landed, Song Shi grabbed its neck. “Big Fat Goose, how are you going to die?”

The big fat goose’s neck was grabbed and it said with difficulty, “Master, you’re not really going to kill me, are you? You spent a large sum of money on me.”

“I don’t care.”

Song Shi pressed it against the stone slab. A bone sword appeared in his palm and slashed at his throat.

The latter struggled intensely. Since a powerful divine power erupted, the Wind Law was like a restless flame. It actually had the strength of a Heavenly God.

Song Shi was even stronger. Chaotic light erupted from his body and forcefully suppressed it. Blood immediately spewed out.

“He’s killing me! He’s killing me! Help!”

Unable to shake off Song Shi, the big fat goose could only scream, “My old master, come and save me.”

A seal suddenly appeared on the big fat goose’s chest. A force surged out, wanting to push Song Shi back.

Song Shi took a look and immediately sneered. He continued to suppress him, “There’s indeed a problem. Your Hundred Treasures Mountain is indecent!”

“Ahem, Little Friend Song, he didn’t do anything wrong. Please show mercy.”

An old voice came from the seal. Song Shi had never heard it before.

“Who are you? You want me to show mercy?”

Song Shi was a little angry. At this moment, he was completely sure that he had been schemed against.

How was that Green Radish an innocent and cute fairy? She was definitely an actress.

“I’m an elder of the Hundred Treasures Mountain. For my sake, please don’t kill it.”

The old voice carried a hint of arrogance, “My subordinates are a little insensible and have offended you. When the time comes, I’ll personally apologize.”

Song Shi looked around and sneered as he cut off the crane’s neck.

He did not attack the core, so the divine beast-level immortal crane did not die. However, it was very frightened. Its head that was spewing blood screamed, “I’m dying, I’m going to die. Old Master, save me quickly so I can continue to work for you in the future.”

“Song Shi, what do I have to do to make you willing to take a step back?”

The old voice began to be dissatisfied.

“I didn’t offend you, did I? What’s going on?”

Song Shi still felt puzzled. He was just going out to buy something. Why was there so much trouble?

“Sigh, my Hundred Treasures Mountain only wants to plant a spy beside you so that we can cooperate in the future.”

The old voice was helpless. “This is a win-win situation, isn’t it? With the help of this crane, you’re like a fish in water. It won’t do you any harm to be on good terms with it.”

Song Shi wanted to laugh when he heard that. “That makes sense. Unfortunately, I hate this kind of thing the most.”

After saying that, he stabbed a piece into the seal. The big fat goose screamed miserably as its soul was destroyed along with the seal. It was killed on the spot.

“You!”

The old voice was quite shocked. “You really don’t know what’s good for you!”

With that, all the power collapsed and the voice disappeared.

Song Shi’s expression was cold. “Old fellow, if you scheme against me again, don’t blame me for making you my target.”

Wuyou appeared and looked at the dead fat goose, speechless. “Why did you kill it?”

“To nourish your body.” Song Shi said calmly.

“I originally wanted you to threaten the guy who schemed against you and make him spend a lot of money. This way, not only can you obtain an immortal crane as a means of transportation, but you can also earn a sum of resources.”

Wuyou held her forehead.

“Why did they scheme against me? We have no enmity. Why did they scheme against me?”

Song Shi was a little unhappy.

Wuyou smiled bitterly when she heard this, “Among the Immortal Gods, it’s very normal to scheme against each other, especially against a newcomer with potential like you. For example, this time, they schemed against you and asked you to buy it because they wanted to plant a spy beside you. If you advance in the future, this will be an entry point for cooperation.”

She said helplessly, “And since you saw through his plan and forced him to make a sound, it actually means that you’ve already won. In order to apologize to you, he will definitely give you an apology.”

“Why didn’t you say so earlier…” Song Shi shrugged and looked at the twitching corpse. “Do you think we can still save him now?”

“It’s too late. You’ve already completely offended the guy behind you, so even if you save it, that person won’t apologize to you.”

Wuyou shook her head and looked at the fat immortal crane. “You’ve made a loss now. Its meat isn’t worth 6,600.”

“These guys are really boring.” Song Shi lowered his body and pulled off the feathers. “Who cares? Let’s try it first.”