What If I Can't Die? - Chapter 592
592 Big Fat Goose (1)
In the center of the Eight Gates Immortal Abode, other than the square, there were many pavilions and buildings around it. There were even immortal mountains rising and falling with spring water flowing. From time to time, immortal cranes would fly down, and immortals would sit on them leisurely.
What was even more outstanding was riding special Dharma treasures such as divine carriages pulled by immortal birds and divine beasts. The fairies and divine guards supported them and it was very impressive.
“These are genuine immortals. How extravagant.”
Song Shi praised.
During this period of time, he had been in seclusion for several years and had used the resources bestowed by the Lightning Division to convert a portion of his Dharma Power.
After using up all the resources, he walked out of his immortal abode and came to the central area to exchange for some resources.
Clang! Clang! Clang!
A sky horse carriage flew past Song Shi’s body. The bells hanging on it were crisp and pleasant to the ear, attracting everyone’s attention.
Song Shi muttered, “The immortals of the Immortal Court like to ride all kinds of mounts and immortal birds. I walk on my feet and look a little poor…”
“You’re poor to begin with. If you don’t find some immortal pills for me to eat, I’ll eat you.”
Wuyou’s impolite voice sounded in his ears. Now that he was no longer in some important places, Wuyou could communicate with him and come out to meet him in his private space.
Song Shi’s face twitched. “You’ve already eaten all my assets. Isn’t that enough?”
“No matter how powerful the things you collected in the lower realm are, they’re only so-so. It’s better to get some good things in the Immortal World as soon as possible.”
Wuyou said disdainfully, “Otherwise, even if I eat you now, the nutritional value won’t be high.”
“…”
Song Shi was speechless.
“I want to, but it’s a pity that this Immortal Court is too safe. All of them are well-behaved. As a good person, I won’t be able to see any opportunities.”
Song Shi was helpless.
“You’re a good person?”
Wuyou snorted. “You just can’t find a reason to attack.”
“Don’t be anxious, don’t be anxious. I’ll sell some of my Dharma treasures first and see if I can exchange them for some immortal pills.”
He secretly communicated with Wuyou and looked at the circle of streets at the edge of the square.
There was a market outside. Most of the immortals from the Eight Gates Immortal Abode would trade here. There were some shops, restaurants, and so on. The people who came to play were all immortals.
Song Shi checked the Connate Numinous treasures on his body. Dharma treasures of this level contained Law Power. They were actually immortal treasures and divine artifacts of the Immortal World, but most of them came from the Demon Race. He did not know if they could be sold for a price.
From afar, he saw a small building flickering with a treasure light. Song Shi saw the words “Hundred Treasures Mountain” on the plaque and strode over.
As expected of a high-grade immortal sect. There was not a single guard outside. After Song Shi walked in, he was suddenly enlightened.
Behind the door was actually a grotto-heaven. Immortal fog was ethereal and plants were lush. An exquisite treasure mountain with various treasure lights sat in the center. Spirit springs slowly flowed, immortal cranes danced, and deers chirped.
“I was careless.”
Song Shi smiled bitterly. This was the Immortal World, so others could naturally store things in subspaces. A small building was a world with a universe inside.
A graceful figure streaked across the void and landed in front of Song Shi like a meteor, revealing a graceful fairy. She looked cute and was dressed in a green dress. She was beautiful and lively, giving people a sense of intimacy.
“This must be Lord Song, who has just entered the Immortal Court. Welcome to our Hundred Treasures Mountain.”
The green-dressed fairy smiled until her dimples appeared. She bowed to Song Shi generously.
“You know me?”
Song Shi was surprised. This was his first time here.
“Hehe, when the Immortal Court recruits new officials, they will announce the news. There aren’t many new people recently. Lord is the most eye-catching one. Our various immortal sects more or less value him.”
The fairy smiled faintly. “My lord, my name is Green Radish. If you have any needs, you can tell me.”
Song Shi felt very comfortable and smiled. “I’ll sell some things first. Help me see if they’re worth anything later.”
“Sir, please follow Green Radish.”
The graceful figure turned around and led the way, leaving behind wisps of fragrance that refreshed the heart.
Song Shi was deep in thought as he communicated with Wuyou, “This isn’t a human, right?”
“This is a green radish who became a deity. She doesn’t seem to have any pursuits. She’s only worthy of being ordered around.”
Wuyou was disdainful.
“Not all plant spirits want to be empresses like you. You even want to be a Celestial Venerable.” Song Shi said.
“Hmph, I’m not interested in being stepped on all day.” Wuyou snorted coldly.
“Oh, your main body is the Wuyou Grass. Could it be that you were often stepped on by Immortal Gods in the past?” Song Shi teased.
“Bullsh*t. I was born in the Chaos. Whoever dares to step on me will bleed!” Wuyou said domineeringly.
“Sigh, you’re both plants. You should learn from this Green Radish and be more cute and naive. Only then will it be interesting to be an Immortal God.”
Song Shi felt that Wuyou’s burden was too heavy.
“If I want to be like her, I will only be reduced to a plaything. I want to control my own fate.”
“Alright, you’re a strong woman, not a little girl.”
Song Shi gave up on turning Wuyou into a gentle fairy that was easy to push down.
Wuyou was silent for a moment before saying, “There are a few good treasures here. Think of a way to get them.”
“If you think highly of it, I probably can’t afford it…”
Song Shi flew close to the treasure mountain and realized that the glowing treasures were placed between the cliffs. Every one of them was not bad.
“Then we’ll snatch it.” Wuyou said domineeringly.
“…”
Song Shi glanced at the immortals sitting in the mountains. He could not even defeat one of them.
He hurriedly shook his head. He was a law-abiding immortal. How could he have such thoughts?
“Sir, these treasures placed on the mountain can be bought. Look at this immortal crane. It’s fat and strong. It’s a good mount.”
Green Radish began to introduce it to Song Shi as he looked over. At the foot of the mountain, an immortal crane was drinking spiritual spring water with its head lowered. When it heard Green Radish’s words, it looked up and spat out a mouthful of water.
“Green Radish, you’re trying to sell me again. Do you believe that I’ll eat you up?”
The divine-looking immortal crane let out a rough sound and immediately ruined its image.
“Hmph, you haven’t been sold in 100,000 years. Staying here is a waste of food. Moreover, you eat a lot.”
Green Radish placed her hands on her hips and said angrily, “Lord Song is a rookie of the Immortal Court. If you follow him, your future will be limitless.”
The fat immortal crane glanced at Song Shi. “Look at how poor he is. He can’t even afford an immortal robe. Can he afford me?”
Song Shi’s face darkened. He had often died in the past and had always been used to condensing clothes with Dharma Power. How could he not have an immortal robe? It was just that he did not have the time to buy it.
He sized up the crane. “You’re so fat, you must taste good. Which way do you want to be eaten? Braised or roasted?”
The fat immortal crane immediately exploded. It flapped its wings and swept up a gust of wind. Its strength was actually not bad. “If you dare to eat me, I’ll dare to eat you.”
“Big Fat Goose, shut up. Not only will the shopkeeper punish you for being so rude to a guest, but your price will also decrease.” Green Radish hurriedly berated.
“Haha.”
The fat immortal crane glanced at Song Shi. “Even if I lower the price, it’s not something he can afford.”
Song Shi did not expect a mount to be so arrogant. He said indifferently, “Green Radish, immortals should be able to eat their own mounts, right?”
“Ah, it should be possible.” Green Radish said uncertainly, “I haven’t heard of any Immortal God eating mounts.”
“I didn’t have it in the past, but I can now. I’ll buy it later and try how the crane tastes.”
