Urban Most Awesome Dad - Chapter 95

Chapter 95 Tiger Brother’s Housekeeping_1

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“Report, young master, everything has been found out!” Xu Wentao nodded, then said to Xu Fangcheng.

“Haha, the Xu Family’s money isn’t for some stray cur that’s been kicked out to use. This time, I’m going to show him what cruelty means!” Xu Fangcheng said, walking while a cruel smile appeared on his face.

“Don’t worry, young master. With Master Iron Hand coming out of seclusion, Xu Fan is finished this time!” Xu Wentao said with a smile toward the man in a Sun Yat-sen suit behind him, then spoke to Xu Fangcheng.

“Haha, good, let’s establish our base first, then slowly play with him!” After saying that, Xu Fangcheng took the lead towards the car that came to pick them up.

Xu Wentao and Master Iron Hand quickly followed Xu Fangcheng with haste.

Jiangtan Street, Night Castle.

The lackeys of Triangle Tiger just woke up from the frenzy of the night.

Since Young Master Qin had booked The Grand Qin Hotel last night, Brother Tiger couldn’t treat everyone to the aristocratic set meal at the hotel. So, to reward the gang, Brother Tiger took a few brothers to Night Castle, where they completely indulged in madness.

It was only after waking up that Triangle Tiger realized—he hadn’t cared in his drunken stupor, but now seeing the bill, his heart was bleeding.

In one night, the group of little bastards under him had blown more than sixty thousand Yan Country currency. Even though Brother Tiger’s drug business had just got on the right track and earned fifty thousand at best, to spend over sixty thousand in one night at Night Castle was enough to enrage him to death.

Triangle Tiger’s face was like a board as he called each of his lackeys in front of him, glaring at them with an expression that looked like he wished he could castrate them.

“What the hell did you guys do yesterday, spending so much money!” Brother Tiger demanded authoritatively.

“Brother Tiger, it was this guy Yellow Hair that went crazy drinking last night. He actually called three girls over for a threesome, nearly squeezing himself dry,” a punk said, pointing at a lackey whose hair was dyed yellow.

At that moment, Yellow Hair was hunched over, looking listless, and spoke lifelessly to Brother Tiger, “Brother Tiger, I was just too drunk, I won’t dare do it again. Please let me off just this once.”

“You son of a bitch, a threesome, you think you can handle it? Look at you now, aren’t you a disgrace to us?” Brother Tiger, his face pale with anger, yelled at Yellow Hair.

“Brother Tiger, I have, I have a way to make money!” Yellow Hair suddenly had an idea when he heard Brother Tiger’s scolding and said to him.

“Oh? What way to make money? As long as you can make money, I’ll let you off this time,” Brother Tiger’s eyes lit up, asking eagerly.

“Just now an old friend who’s a housekeeper asked me if I’d go clean rooms, good pay, three hundred per person!” Yellow Hair said to Brother Tiger, trembling, barely catching his breath as if he was completely drained.

“Bullshit! Even if I, Triangle Tiger, am known in the Zhonghai underworld, you dare suggest I go sweep floors as a housekeeper? Yellow Hair, do you not want to hang around anymore!” Brother Tiger viciously said to Yellow Hair, his gaze fiercely intimidating.

“Brother Tiger! Hear me out, I haven’t finished speaking yet,” Yellow Hair gasped as he reached out his hand to stop the enraged Brother Tiger.

“You’d better speak up quick. If I don’t get a satisfying answer, I’ll find three GAY guys to accompany you for another threesome,” Brother Tiger said with a dark face.

Upon hearing Triangle Tiger’s words, Yellow Hair, already pale, turned deathly white, and hurriedly spoke, “Brother Tiger, being a housekeeper is just a cover. The main thing is the location, it’s in Zhonghai’s famous wealthy villa area, Star of Zhonghai. Once we’re inside, we can skim a little off the top, and that’ll be money right there. Just keep it covert, and the owner will never notice. By the time they do, if ever, we’ll have long denied any involvement.”

“Oh? The Star of Zhonghai? Now that’s a good idea.” Brother Tiger had been a little ruffian in his younger days, no stranger to thievery and petty crimes, so he felt no guilt about Yellow Hair’s plan to hit the villas for some loot. After pondering for less than ten seconds, he decided it was feasible.

After all, as long as it made money, what did it matter what they did?

“You and your friend better get it settled quickly, we’re getting ready to head out. When the time comes, we need to make a good score,” Brother Tiger said to Yellow Hair in a deep voice.

“Alright, hey, someone help me up, my back’s almost broken!” Yellow Hair got up, groaning and moaning, took out his cell phone, and contacted that housekeeping brother from before.

In a short while, Yellow Hair’s WeChat made a few noises, and he chuckled to Brother Tiger, “Brother Tiger, it’s all set. We just need to go to the Star of Zhonghai, and it would be best if we could change into a uniform or something.”

“We have uniforms in our warehouse. Boys, hurry up and follow me, time to make some cash!” With that, Brother Tiger waved his hand.

A dozen underlings staggered to their feet, clearly not as exhausted as Yellow Hair, but they’d also had a rough night.

The group followed Brother Tiger into a dilapidated warehouse on Jiangtan Road, where they changed into blue work clothes and grabbed a few brooms, tossing them into the back of Brother Tiger’s pickup.

Brother Tiger also borrowed an old van from a friend, and the dozens of them squeezed into the two vehicles, heading towards the Star of Zhonghai.

Half an hour later, the two vehicles arrived at the gatehouse of the Star of Zhonghai.

In an act of rage, Xu Fan had previously damaged the gatehouse’s barrier with his Audi S7. Although the car was sturdy and didn’t suffer much, the gatehouse barrier was completely wrecked and was being replaced.

Upon reaching the gatehouse, Yellow Hair stepped out of the passenger side of the pickup and had a brief talk with the security guard.

Learning that Yellow Hair was a cleaning staff called by the housekeeping service, the guard waved them through, allowing both vehicles to enter.

With a smug smile, Yellow Hair sat back in the car and flashed a thumbs-up to Brother Tiger.

Brother Tiger floored the gas pedal and sped toward Xu Fan’s villa.

When they arrived at the villa’s door, the men tumbled out of the cars and, led by Brother Tiger, sneakily made their way into the villa.

“A hundred-million-valued mansion, who gets to live every day in such luxury!”

“If I had a house like this, I’d have as many girls as I wanted, just name the number.”

“Dudes, there’s bound to be some good loot in this villa. Keep your eyes peeled, brothers!”

Listening to everyone’s chatter, Brother Tiger’s face darkened and he said sternly, “You guys, don’t just start rummaging around, messing up everything. It’ll be a disaster if we can’t clean up after ourselves later. Listen to my orders in a moment, and no acting on your own!”

“Okay!” Everyone nodded in agreement to Brother Tiger.