Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter 95

Chapter 95: Flying Livestream (3)

Chapter 95 – Flying Livestream (3)

Chen Yu opened the box and took out the propeller inside. Raising it toward the camera, he said, “As this is an additional review, I will not be introducing this product’s manufacturer and production year.

“Looking at its appearance, I’m sure everyone can guess its use. Yes, it is for flying, and its name is the Spiral Ascending Aircraft.”

[Just through the name, I can tell it was made by a loon already.]

[A personal aircraft? Something like that already available?]

[Crap? You’re actually livestreaming now?]

[The news said that the typhoon at Seoul really stopped! UP, you’re awesome!]

[Experts have said that the typhoon was going to stop before it hit land. The host clearly took advantage of this fact to strengthen his livestream’s performance.]

[Dumbass! You’d rather believe what those charlatans say than believe the facts you saw with your own eyes?]

[I beg you to grow some brains. Do you think the host is so amazing as to invent a technology that none of the world’s many research institutes are incapable of creating? If the host is so amazing, why is he still working as a livestreamer? Why not ascend to heaven?]

[Isn’t he going to be ascending to heaven now…]

[You can never wake a person that’s pretending to sleep.]

[Whether you believe the UP or not, I believe him. I dare say that the various governments won’t be able to hide this matter for much longer. The UP is going to become a global sensation sooner or later. And when that time comes, you fools are going to eat your words.]

Amidst the tide of bullet comments, Chen Yu tossed aside the box and started making a detailed introduction, “The way to use this product is to install it on the head. When installed, the aircraft will lift into the air. The aircraft is capable of taking off and landing at will. The maximum take-off weight is 592kg; the maximum flight speed is 260km/h; the climb rate is 11.5m/s; the maximum cruising time is 4 hours and 25 minutes.

“In the energy department, the aircraft mainly consumes solar energy. It takes one hour to fill the aircraft’s energy storage to 50% capacity in a sunny environment. The aircraft also possesses a built-in suspension buffer that can offset the user’s discomfort. Even under high-speed rotation, users will not feel any intense discomfort. Of course, even with the suspension buffer’s presence, users can’t avoid feeling any discomfort whatsoever. Don’t ask me how I know that.”

After saying so, Chen Yu wore the propeller on his head, and with Little Peach’s help, he quickly affixed the three clamps onto his body.

“Next, I will show everyone how to operate this product. Firstly, if you wish to get it to fly, you will need to think of the word ‘take-off.'”

Hum!

As soon as Chen Yu was done speaking, the propeller immediately started spinning wildly and lifting Chen Yu into the air…

[Crap?]

[Crap?]

[Crap? Even the person is spinning along?]

[???]

[?????]

[I suddenly started laughing.]

[I feel inexplicably distressed.]

[The host’s mouth is wide open. Is he begging for help?]

[This is too funny!]

[Look how he is happily smiling…]

[Someone come and save this child quickly.]

[Can’t catch me! La la la la la!]

[Randomly tossing out a lucky bundle of brains.]

As Chen Yu flew increasingly higher, the invisible camera also raised its altitude and followed closely after the spinning figure beneath the propeller.

“I~ have~ risen~ into~ the~ air~ It~ feels~ quite~ nice~

“Although~ I’m~ spinning~ very~ quickly, I~ don’t~ feel~ much~ discomfort~ The~ only~ problem~ is~ the~ wind~ Hiccup. I~ finally~ know~ why~ this~ product~ doesn’t~ rely~ on~ voice~ control.”

“My King! Don’t spread your legs!” Little Peach suddenly shouted while waving her hands at Chen Yu. “You’ll damage your joints! Quickly put your legs together!”

Hearing Little Peach’s cry from below, Chen Yu also felt that his legs started hurting due to the centrifugal force. Quickly, he merged his legs together. In doing so, however, he made him look even more like a spinning top…

“As everyone~ can see, my rotation~speed is~much slower~compared to~the propeller itself. Hence, I wonder~if it is~possible to~make it~so that~the user~won’t rotate~at all? Hopefully~this problem~will be~improved on~in the future.

“Now~ I will try~ to control~ the flight~ direction. So long as~ I say~ north, south~ east, west~ in my mind~ I can~ freely change~ the flight~ direction…Uh~ I suddenly~ discovered~ another problem.

“Just which direction is which?!”

[I’m dying from laughter.]

[HAHAHAHAHA!]

[Overall, this is still an excellent tool to dispose of corpses.]

[I have a bold idea!]

[If you start flying while taking a piss, the sight will definitely be breathtaking…]

[Don’t say it. My brain’s going to start picturing it.]

After hovering in the air for some time, Chen Yu gradually grasped the trick to operate the aircraft. He then started tentatively flying back and forth, left and right.

After some tests, he realized that he did not need to know which directions were north, south, east, and west. He simply needed to think of flying north, and the aircraft would automatically move northward under the induction of its built-in magnetic field. He can also arbitrarily adjust his flight speed.

“Everyone~ as you can see, I’ve~ already familiarized~ myself with~ the controls~ to a certain~ extent. The controls~ are much simpler~ than I imagined~ them to be. It is definitely~ much easier~ than controlling~ the aircraft~ manually. The experience~ is also~ excellent.”

[I suddenly feel envious.]

[I want to play too.]

[You guys can have the product. I just want the female assistant.]

[Am I the only person to notice that the cameraman is the real MVP?]

[Damnit! You actually secretly started a livestream?! I nearly missed it!]

[Host, you’re livestreaming on Bilibil and DouYu simultaneously? Is that legal?]

[Bilibili’s livestream room has over 80,000 viewers already.]

Under the gaze of over 100,000 people, Chen Yu “spun” in the air for more than half an hour before his two feet finally made contact with the ground again.

“My King! You were amazing!” Little Peach lauded as she hurriedly ran forward to help Chen Yu.

“Mhm.” Nodding, Chen Yu removed the propeller and turned around. “Blergh…

“Blergh!

“Blergh… Cough, cough, cough…”

After dry heaving for a while, Chen Yu straightened himself, rubbed his eyes, and said, “I have already displayed…”

“King, the camera is over there.”

“Oh.” Turning around, Chen Yu continued, “I have…”

“It’s here!” Little Peach said as she grabbed Chen Yu’s head and twisted it.

Crack.

Chen Yu: “…What was that sound?”

Little Peach: “I don’t know.”

“Fine.”

Looking ahead, Chen Yu concluded, “I have already displayed the detailed review and user experience of this aircraft to…Blergh…everyone. In summary, its performance is outstanding. It is in no way inferior to present military helicopters. In fact, the Spiral Ascending Aircraft is more convenient, compact, and maneuverable.

“If in the future, every one of us can fly in the sky and no longer be restricted by gravity, then it will truly be a scene straight out of a sci-fi movie.”

[I can’t stand to look at this anymore.]

[Sci-fi (×)! Lunatic (√)!]

[The scene is too beautiful that I dare not imagine it.]

[UP, you’re actually livestreaming? Hahaha! I came just in time!]

[Ditto. What are you reviewing today?]

As his brain’s dizziness gradually disappeared, Chen Yu lightly tapped his head and adjusted his mask before amplifying his voice, “Science, is fascinating. Through this little product review, we can see humans of the future still possess a curious heart towards nature, science, and knowledge. In reality, the real gem of this product lies in its buffer system. Despite having my body rotate at such high speeds, barely any harm came to my body. Through experiencing this product, I can say that it is genuinely great to be alive. By being alive, you get to see all kinds of things.

“Well, then. That’s it for tonight’s review. There might be another one or two small reviews before the next review, so look forward to it. Of course, it’s just a possibility.

“Goodbye.”

[I haven’t seen enough!]

[Can you fly into a city once? I want to see the public’s reaction.]

[Ditto.]

[Short!]

[Short! +1]

[Short, as always.]

[Can this aircraft be used for cats?]

[Hahaha! Victory for staying up late! UP, you’re actually livestreaming?!]

[I came.]

[Has it started?]

[It ended already…]