Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter 360
Chapter 360: Additional Livestream, World’s Essence (5)
Chapter 360 – Additional Livestream, World’s Essence (5)
Boom.
Closing the Civilization’s Shining Moment journal, Chen Yu looked toward the camera and spoke solemnly, “We have spent over half an hour introducing the two-dimensional world theory’s origin and providing evidence proving the theory’s validity to obtain the ultimate answer regarding the universe.
“From this, we can infer that whether it is future humans or other intelligent civilizations, their ultimate goal should be the same—to charge through the universe’s edge, break out of the two-dimensional plane ‘outside,’ and pursue the truth.
“Of course, these matters are still far too distant for us modern humans. For us, what’s more important now are survival and reproduction.”
Raising the thick journal and displaying the unopened pages to the camera, Chen Yu said, “The second half of the book mainly introduces the numerous experiments and verifications carried out after humans discovered the two-dimensional nature of the world after the 21st century. In the end, in the year 4370, a few years before this journal’s publication, Nobel Laureate Joe Miaoyang officially announced the two-dimensional world theory’s correctness after spending 205 years traveling around 25 regions of the Milky Way and collecting the gravitational strength data of each region. After this announcement, human civilization has also begun an entirely new chapter.
“In addition, the end of this journal also records the operating mechanisms of the two-dimensional world, such as how a two-dimensional plane can encode a three-dimensional space within itself, how the two-dimensional plane outside the universe can store such massive amounts of quantum information, how the two-dimensional plane interacts with the three-dimensional space, etc.
“Unfortunately.” Shrugging, Chen Yu said, “Abstract thinking is required for one to understand all of these things. They aren’t something that can be explained clearly in a few hundred or thousand sentences, so we will skip over them. After the livestream, if you are still interested in the topic, I will be recording a separate video elaborating on these topics and publish it on Bilibili. If you feel like you can handle these complex topics, you are welcome to take on the challenge.”
After saying so, Chen Yu straightened his mask and intersected his fingers. He then began concluding his livestream, “That’s it for this additional livestream. I would like to thank everyone for staying in front of your screens at such a late hour.”
[WDF?]
[There’s nothing more?]
[I didn’t understand anything from start to finish.]
[You come and go in such a hurry…]
[So, this is an additional livestream? This sucks.]
[Don’t go! I understand everything! UP, continue talking about the main points!]
Raising his wrist and looking at his watch’s screen, Chen Yu continued, “The content of this livestream might be very polarized. After all, there are quite a lot of viewers who don’t care about such matters. They will only find the livestream to be a boring one. For such viewers, I would like to apologize to you. However, according to past experiences, there shouldn’t be another informative product like the Civilization’s Shining Moment journal appearing for some time.
“Before I end the livestream, let me say one more thing.” Clearing his throat, Chen Yu made a ‘twelve’ gesture and said, “The next official livestream is going to be the twelfth one. An absolutely wonderful and dangerous product should be appearing at that time, so I hope you don’t miss the livestream.
“Alright. With that out of the way, that’s it for today’s livestream. Let us meet again…next month.”
After saying so, Chen Yu stopped the livestream without hesitation, plunging over 500 million screens across the globe into darkness.
“Hu…”
Breathing out a sigh of relief, Chen Yu removed his mask and stretched his body on the chair. “This episode gave me a real headache.”
“I-Is it over?” Little Peach, who had changed into the protective suit, asked timidly.
“It’s over.”
“But I never made an appearance…”
“But I never said I would let you appear?”
“…” Removing her helmet, Little Peach held up the dress in her hand and said, “B-But I even removed my clothes already.”
“Put it back on, then. I’m a little busy right now, so don’t bother me.”
Waving off Little Peach, Chen Yu swiped his finger across his watch and excitedly inspected his income for this livestream.
Roughly 570 million viewers had flooded into the various livestream rooms, and these viewers had earned him 19,048 points.
Combined with his previous 55,600 points, he now had a total of 74,648 points!
Ha… If converted to yuan, I can probably enter the ranks of Asia’s wealthiest people, right?
After exiting his Profile page, he visited the Transdimensional Store and calculated the combined price of the Dyson Sphere, Shellworld, and Two-dimensional Restraint Pen.
I need a total of 114,000 points, and that’s not even including taxes…
Dammit! Aren’t these things a little too expensive? Can’t I get a discount?
Upon having such a thought, Chen Yu stood up and returned to his bedroom through the Interstellar Portal. He then picked up his phone and contacted the Transdimensional Marketing Company’s sales staff.
[Chen Yu: “You there?]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m here.”]
“Forget it. There’s no point even if I ask. It would be strange if they’ll give me a discount.”
While mumbling to himself, Chen Yu tossed his phone away and walked through the portal once more.
Boom!
The door shut, but the phone’s screen was still in an active state. Messages also continued appearing on the screen one after another…
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m here!”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Mr. Chen, I’m here.”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “I’m here. What business do you have?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “…”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Are you still there?”]
[Transdimensional Marketing: “Fuck…”]
After returning to the floating castle, Chen Yu did some simple preparations before raising his middle finger at the empty space before him.
Whoosh!
The E·I Force Field appeared and dragged him into the air.
“M-Mr. Chen, where are you going?”
At this time, Little Peach, who had removed the protective suit and changed back into her dress, came running over. Looking at Chen Yu, she asked in confusion, “It’s already dark outside.”
“Of course, it is to host a livestream,” Chen Yu answered while manipulating the Interstellar Portal.
“A livestream? You’re streaming again?!”
“Mhm. I need money. Every livestream I host is a bit of income. I’m leaving now. I’ll go back home once I’m done with the stream.”
“Mr. Chen! I want to go too!”
“Can you fly without the protective suit?” After establishing the spatial link, Chen Yu pushed open the Interstellar Portal, revealing Mars’s surface beyond the spatial film.
The corners of the mouth twitching, Little Peach said, “I-I’ll go change into it now.”
“Too slow. I’ll see you later.”
After Chen Yu said so, the E·I Force Field released a burst of light as it propelled Chen Yu toward Mars.
Little Peach: “…”
…
[Advertising livestream rooms are being activated…]
[All webcasting platforms worldwide connected!]
7.25 million.
48.1 million.
220 million…
[What the?!]
[Crap!]
[Hat-trick!]
[Another livestream?!]
[As a century-old fan, this is the first time I’ve seen the host livestream three times a day.]
[Husband! You’re wonderful!ヾ(✿ﾟ▽ﾟ)ノ❤]
[Although his livestreams don’t last very long, at least he makes up for it in numbers. ( ಠ͜ʖಠ)]
Hovering high in the sky, Chen Yu spread out his arms and said in a passionate tone, “Good evening, friends in the livestream rooms! We meet again! This is Transdimensional Review’s additional livestream, and I am your host.
“As you can see, the main portion of the additional livestreams has just begun…”
