Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter 354
Chapter 354: Daily Life, Warm Family (2)
“Three!
“Two!
“One!”
Lowering his head, Chen Yu carefully observed Chen Erke, who was lying motionlessly on the ground. He then picked up Chen Sanke, raised her high up into the air, and shouted, “Winner! Sanke!”
Chen Sanke: “Yay!”
Chen Erke: “…”
“As the champion, do you have anything you wish to say, Third Eldest?”
“T-Thank you, CCTV. I am Participant No. 3, Chen Sanke. Thank you, everyone, for giving me your support. (#`O′)”
“Second Eldest, anything you want to say”?
“…I want my phone.”
“Except for your phone.”
“It hurts.” Sitting up, Chen Erke held the corner of her aching mouth and cried. “I’ve had enough of this family…”
…
After completing his intimate interaction with his little sisters, Chen Yu returned to his room.
“Have you finished editing the livestream recording?”
“It’s done. I’m still uploading it.”
“Now that we are on so many broadcasting platforms, uploading the video to all of them should take quite some time, right?”
“It won’t. I just need around 40 minutes more,” Little Peach said, shaking her head. “I just need to first upload the source file to Bilibili’s platform and then transfer it to the other platforms through Bilibili’s server. The whole process won’t take more than 50 minutes.”
“You can do that as well?” Chen Yu was surprised. “Great, great.”
“It’s nothing amazing. After all, I am an excellent network programming robot.”
“Aren’t you a romance simulation robot?”
“…”
Crack.
Little Peach expressionlessly crushed the mouse in her hand.
“OK, OK! I’m going to the toilet first. You continue working hard.” Smiling fawningly, Chen Yu took a few steps back before leaving his room and shutting the door. He then went back to lying on the living room’s sofa while searching for news relating to Transdimensional Review on his phone.
However, he quickly discovered that he didn’t even need to type anything in the search bar.
After all, practically everyone on the internet was talking about Transdimensional Review. From forums to Weibo, to Tieba, to chat groups, and even to shopping platforms like Taobao, information on Transdimensional Review could be found on every corner of the internet. If Chen Yu didn’t know better, he might’ve even thought that the livestream this morning had garnered six billion viewers…
The magnifying effect of the internet was fully demonstrated through this incident.
After this wave of “deafening” propaganda, there was most likely nobody in the world who wouldn’t know of Transdimensional Review’s existence by the time the next official livestream came around.
After briefly browsing through the internet, Chen Yu noticed that the hottest topic currently being discussed was his identity. One user on Bilibili had even analyzed the background of his first few livestreams and deduced that he resided in Jinzhou City’s Liao Province!”
How terrifying! It turns out that my real opponent isn’t the governments of the various countries, but the general masses instead. Chen Yu banned the user from commenting on his channel with an elegant posture and turned off his phone. He then laid back onto the sofa and quietly pondered over life.
Unknowingly, a year had gone by already.
During this one year, he had gone from being an insignificant highschooler to becoming a future reviewer who could influence the whole world with his actions. Meanwhile, as he continued receiving more products from the future, he would also occupy an increasingly important position in human civilization.,
All of this felt like a dream to him, and he couldn’t tell whether he was living in reality or in an illusion.
Pff~
After pondering for some time, Chen Yu converted the complicated emotions in his heart into a long sigh. However, instead of exiting from the top, this sigh passed through his stomach and exited from the bottom…
“What’s that sound?” Chen Erke, who was currently doing homework beside the sofa, couldn’t help but be taken aback by the noise.
“Don’t talk!” Chen Yu abruptly sat up and interrupted Chen Erke with a stern expression. He then looked around for a moment before narrowing his eyes and asked, “Do you smell it? I think I smell chocolate.”
“Chocolate?” Chen Sanke, hiding in the corner of the living room, raised her head and began sniffing the air.
“Chocolate?” Chen Erke also hurriedly raised her nose and sniffed the air. However, as soon as she did so, her expression crumpled. While covering her nose, she yelled, “Ugh! You! You farted!”
“Mhm.” Lying back onto the sofa, Chen Yu said, “I released it, and you two sucked it in thoroughly.”
Holding her face in pain, Chen Erke said, “Are you the devil?”
“You can do that as well?!” Chen Sanke’s eyes glowed brightly when she heard Chen Yu’s words. Wobbling her way into the master bedroom, she shouted, “Mommy, I can make chocolate smell!”
“What a promising child.” Chen Yu nodded in satisfaction as he looked at Chen Sanke.
“…”
After squinting her eyes at Chen Yu for a moment, Chen Erke tossed her workbook to Chen Yu and said, “I’m finished. Give me my phone.”
“That fast?” Taking the workbook and flipping through a few pages, Chen Yu said, “You answered everything incorrectly.”
“You can actually understand second-grade questions?” Chen Erke couldn’t help but be surprised.
“Even third-grade questions pose no problem for me. Who do you think you can fool with those answers?”
“I can fool my teachers.”
Chen Yu fell silent for a moment. He then suddenly shook hands with Chen Erke and said, “…We’ve reached a consensus. Your phone is behind the TV cabinet. Now scram.”
“Yay!”
Chen Erke cheered and hurriedly ran up to the TV. After searching around for a while, she pulled out a wooden box from behind the TV cabinet. Her face stiffening, she asked, “W-What is this?”
“Your phone. Your phone’s inside.”
“H-How do I open it?”
“Can’t you see the lock on it? If you open the lock, you can naturally open the box.”
“But aren’t there too many locks here?!” Chen Erke instantly broke into tears once more as she pointed at the rows of locks lining the wooden box. “How can I open 100 locks?!”
“Don’t you have the keys?” Walking up to Chen Erke, Chen Yu bent down and pulled out a box of keys from one of the cabinet’s drawers. “Try them one by one. You’re bound to open all of them one day. Also, there aren’t 100 locks; there are just 48 locks. Playing with your phone all day is unhealthy. I am only trying to let you get some exercise.”
“…” Pursing her trembling lips, Chen Erke said, “You really are my dear brother.”
“Isn’t that obvious?”
“Why do you keep bullying me only?”
“Perhaps…” Revealing a bright smile, Chen Yu dotingly rubbed the little girl’s head and said, “You’re the cutest.”
“I’ve had enough! I’ve had enough of this family!”
“Do you still want to play with your phone or not? If not, put it back.”
“I’m playing.”
After sending Chen Yu a resentful glare, Chen Erke sat down on the floor, picked up a key, inserted it into the first lock, and twisted it.
Clack, clack.
The key did not match the lock.
“Hu…”
Taking a deep breath, Chen Erke patiently picked up the second key and stabbed it into the first lock’s keyhole.
Clack, clack.
A mismatch.
The third key.
Clack, clack.
It was still a mismatch.
The sixth key.
Clack, clack.
“Argh!! I’m going crazy! Crazy!!” Chen Erke’s expression crumbled. Laying flat on the floor, she began throwing a tantrum.
Seeing this, Chen Yu immediately pulled out his phone and took over a dozen photos. He then chose the three ugliest pictures and uploaded them to his social media.
The title—”My Sister Is So Cute.”
Xing Biqi liked it.
Chen Yike liked it.
Mother Chen liked the post and commented, “My daughter is so cute.”
Father Chen liked the post and commented, “What a happy family.”
Li Liang commented, “Chen Yu, screw you!!”
Chen Yu’s aunt liked and commented, “Is Erke mopping the floor?”
Chen Yu’s maternal grandfather liked and commented, “She looks just like your mother when she was young…”
After silently deleting Li Liang’s comment, Chen Yu laid back onto the sofa and exclaimed, “My family is too perfect.”
After sending a glance at Chen Erke, who was wiping away her tears while resuming her lock removal task, Chen Yu stretched his waist and put down his phone. He then raised his watch and switched his finger across the screen.
His livestream today had garnered over 500 million viewers!
This meant that he would receive at least 50,000 points!
Chen Yu couldn’t even begin to imagine what kind of products he would find in the Transdimensional Store now that he had such “wealth” in his possession.
However, what he could be sure of was that the products offered definitely wouldn’t be inferior in any way to the official products.
Thinking up to this point, Chen Yu licked his lips and decisively clicked into the Transdimensional Store.
[Transdimensional Store Recommended Products]
[1. Dyson Sphere…]
“What the?”
