Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter 249
Chapter 249: Happy Life with Chen Sanke (3)
Chapter 249 – Happy Life with Chen Sanke (3)
Time passed by quickly amidst the falling snow. In the blink of an eye, a week had gone by already.
The Chen family’s four young masters spent the days without their parents in happiness.
Aside from eating in restaurants every day, they also got to play together late into the night. Even when they woke up late the next day, they could call each other’s form teachers to fake illness and arrive late to school.
To prolong these days of luxury, Chen Yike had even “thoughtfully” sent a message to their parents, persuading them to spend a few more days on their holiday…
The only dissatisfaction Chen Yu had regarding this situation was that he had to take care of Chen Sanke on Saturdays and Sundays.
These periods were torture for him.
Chen Sanke seemingly possessed endless energy, and no matter how much fun she had, she wouldn’t get tired. Her energy source was even stronger than the high-polymer graphene battery inside Little Peach.
Moreover, Chen Sanke only wanted to play exciting, addictive, and dangerous games such as climbing curtains, doing somersaults, squeezing through narrow gaps, racing with the dog, and jumping off the wardrobe…
Chen Yu had to break his back to keep up with her.
“Hah…”
Chen Yu scratched his head in agony as he looked at his watch.
Today was Saturday, and it was currently half-past one in the afternoon.
In another dozen minutes or so, Chen Yike would be heading to class together with Chen Erke.
In other words, he only had a dozen minutes or so of peace.
“Yay! I’m finally done!”
At this time, Little Peach, who sat before the study table, suddenly cheered.
Looking at her, Chen Yu asked, “Is it the information on the professors? Are you done collecting data?”
“I’m done!” Little Peach gleefully said as she handed a thick stack of documents to Chen Yu. “Look, look! Isn’t it detailed?”
Sitting up, Chen Yu accepted the documents and gave them a careful read.
However, after just reading a few pages, his complexion started darkening.
“While I did tell you to search for detailed information…did you really have to find out even their menstruation cycles and the number of bowel movements they have per day?!”
“I think this is all important information!” Little Peach earnestly said. “In nature, many animals use their feces to track down prey or avoid predators. Having more information is always good.”
“…Fine. More information is indeed better. However, why don’t I see information on their gender, social relations, family situations, academic information, and other important information?”
“The things you mentioned are too simple.” Puffing up her chest, Little Peach said, “You can easily find these things by searching the internet. On the other hand, the information I collected is an exclusive secret. I’ve hacked into the professors’ personal computers, surveillance cameras, smart mattresses, and even smart toilets! Hehe, awesome rig—”
Smack!
Smacking the documents onto Little Peach’s head, Chen Yu bellowed, “So you spent the entire week digging for gossip?!”
“I guess you’re not very satisfied.”
“Do you even need to guess?” Throwing the documents onto the table, Chen Yu demanded, “Start another search! I want to see their social relations, ethical standards, criminal history, and academic misconduct! I want to know whether they’ve plagiarized, stolen papers, given perfunctory teaching, or enslaved students before!”
“You don’t want these, then?” Little Peach asked as she reluctantly caressed the stack of documents. “There is still plenty of information at the back, such as their fetishes, strange habits, partner cheating records… I even found pictures of several male professors dressed in women’s clothing…”
“No.” Chen Yu sneered. “Do you think I’m such an idle person? Just leave the cross-dressing photos behind.”
“…”
Bang! Bang!
At this time, knocking sounds suddenly came from the door. Chen Yike’s voice then followed, “Brother! I’m going to class with Second Eldest! Hurry up and come take care of Third Eldest!”
“I know.” Chen Yu shouted back. He then sternly instructed Little Peach, “The cross-dressing photos are important information. Make sure to save them.”
Little Peach: “…”
…
After Chen Yu walked out of his bedroom, Chen Yike placed two exercise books into his hands and said, “These are Third Eldest’s math and language homework. Get her to finish them.”
“Even kindergartners have to do homework?” Frowning, Chen Yu flipped through the exercise books in irritation. “How is this even reasonable?”
“Just hold on for two more days. Mom and dad will be back next week. We’re going now.”
“Byebye, Big Brother!” Chen Erke said, a band-aid stuck to the corner of her mouth. “My teacher’s teaching me how to do side kicks today. Tell Third Eldest to prepare for death tonight.”
Chen Yu: “Sure, I’ll relay your message. However, you better buy more band-aids before coming home.”
“No problem.”
Bang!
The security door closed shut.
Suddenly, silence fell over the living room, causing it to feel more spacious than usual.
“Did Big Sisters leave?”
Shortly after, Chen Sanke staggered out of the master bedroom while dragging the husky by its tail. Rubbing her eyes, she asked, “What time is it?”
“It’s almost two.” Tossing the two exercise books to the ground, Chen Yu pointed at them and said, “Do your homework.”
Chen Sanke lowered her head for a moment before pointing at the exercise books and looking at the husky. “Do your homework.”
“I’m telling you to do it!”
“It’s about time it should learn how to study as well.”
“Woof!” The husky nodded in agreement. It then reached out with its paw and flipped open an exercise book.
“Have you really stopped thinking of yourself as a dog?” Chen Yu quickly snatched the exercise books away and stuffed them into Chen Sanke’s hands. “You do it!”
“Big Brother.” With a pitiful look, Chen Sanke said, “Don’t force me…”
Smack!
Giving Chen Sanke a smack on her forehead, Chen Yu grabbed her shirt and dragged her to the sofa. “Do your homework!”
“Can you play with me once I finish my homework, then?” Chen Sanke bargained.
“…Sure.”
“You better not lie to me!”
“Big Brother doesn’t lie.”
“Mhm!” Chen Sanke excitedly nodded. She then picked up the pencil on the coffee table, opened her math exercise book, and rapidly answered the questions in it.
Rustle… Rustle… Rustle…
The friction between the paper and the tip of the pencil produced a comfortable white noise.
“I finished a page!”
Chen Sanke cheered before turning to the next page.
“I finished another page!”
She then flipped to another page.
“I’m done!”
Chen Sanke jumped up from the sofa and hugged Chen Yu’s neck. “Big Brother, I finished my math problems.”
“That quickly?” Chen Yu was shocked. Visually scanning Chen Sanke, he asked, “Could it be that you’re a genius?”
“What’s a genius?”
“Someone who can answer questions as quickly as you.”
“I can be even faster!” Resting her hands on her hips, Chen Sanke said, “It’s very simple.”
“Are the questions very simple?” Chen Yu skeptically picked up the exercise book. However, when he saw the written answers, his expression immediately went stiff.
[3+4=2]
[4+4=2]
[1+8=2]
[10+3=2]
[12+12=2]
“Two! Two! Two! Everything’s ‘two’!” Chen Yu bellowed. “Who do you think you’re fooling?!”
“The teacher said that it’s n-normal to make mistakes when learning,” Chen Sanke explained.
“But having zero correct answers isn’t normal! Third Eldest! Do your homework properly! Don’t make me angry!”
“…Hah.” Chen Sanke sighed, her energetic aura withering instantly. Picking up her pencil again, she hesitated as she looked at the questions. While scratching her ears, she mumbled, “How difficult…”
Chen Yu ignored her. Sitting on the sofa, he started swiping away at his phone.
“How difficult…
“Everything’s so difficult!
“How difficult…”
Chen Sanke repeatedly yelled while sneaking glances at Chen Yu. She also kept on rubbing her head against Chen Yu’s body. “So difficult!”
“Can you shut up when doing homework?”
“I can’t do it.” Hugging Chen Yu’s thighs, Chen Sanke pleaded, “Big Brother, teach me.”
“Stop being so clingy!” Chen Yu scratched his head in agony. “I won’t have a daughter in the future, even if it kills me!”
“Mommy said you might not even find a partner.”
“…Fuck.”
“You cursed.”
“Shut up!”
