Transdimensional Marketing - Chapter 196
Chapter 196: Sixth Official Livestream, Over
Chapter 196 – Sixth Official Livestream, Over
Under Chen Yu’s rampant acceleration, the trip from Beijing to Shanghai only took six minutes.
The train passengers were intensely dissatisfied by this situation, and all of them gave out negative feedback.
For this reason, the police officers that had tagged along for the ride actually failed to get the passengers to alight the train. (Though, even the accompanying police officers were dissatisfied with the right…)
In the end, only after a large number of Shanghai’s officers had arrived did they manage to drag the passengers off the train.
Following this, the passengers waiting before the Shanghai station excitedly charged into the station.
“Too slow! You took nearly 10 minutes to arrive!”
“That’s right! I nearly died from anxiety!”
“But you can take it slowly when going to Beijing.”
“Agreed…”
Very quickly, the 1,000 passengers were neatly lined up before the passenger carriages.
One minute later.
Squeak—
The carriage doors opened simultaneously, and the passengers impatiently swarmed into the carriages. And the moment the passengers saw the spectacular scene inside the carriages, every one of them said—
“Crap!”
…
After another minute passed by, the doors closed, and the maglev train restarted its engine. It then slowly accelerated toward Beijing.
Inside the control room, Chen Yu stood up, faced the camera, and helplessly shrugged, “Friends before the screen, it is regrettable, but the vacuum pipeline is only a little over a thousand kilometers long. Hence, the maglev train can only reach a top speed of 9,000 kilometers per hour. This is undoubtedly a huge mistake on my part.
“I never thought that even acceleration requires ample time—however, no matter. If I have time in the future, I might dig a deeper and longer pipeline that encircles the whole world. At that time, we’ll definitely be able to achieve the top speed of 14,000 kilometers per hour.”
After saying so, Chen Yu looked toward the middle-aged team leader before continuing, “In front of the livestream’s five million viewers, I, Transdimensional Review’s UP, officially rent the vacuum pipeline, maglev train, as well as the General Construction Level 3 Engineering Vehicle to the government at no cost. However, the ownership of these items remains with me, and I have the right to reclaim them at any time.”
In response, the middle-aged team leader immediately stood up and made a 90-degree bow. Without blinking, he looked at Chen Yu and said, “Thank you for your ‘gift’! Your compatriots–the entire Chinese nation–will forever remember this moment! Salute!”
Simultaneously, everyone in the room also straightened their backs and solemnly saluted Chen Yu.
Meanwhile, after looking around, Little Peach also mimicked the others and saluted Chen Yu.
[Salute!]
[Salute!]
[This is too awesome!]
[I can already feel my animal blood boiling!]
[I feel the same.]
[My body’s full of excitement! I’m so excited I’m going to the toilet!]
[The more concise the words, the more powerful they are. This person in charge is a master of speech.]
[UP! You’re the ruler of the world!]
[Ruler my ass! I just got off the train! I’m leaving a bad review! Not only did I not have time to sit down, but I also didn’t even manage to pull out my phone!]
[Ditto! It was too fast!]
[As a man, I feel ashamed for being so fast…]
“At ease!”
Along with the middle-aged team leader’s command, everyone in the room simultaneously put down their right hand.
Meanwhile, satisfaction filled Chen Yu as he felt the waves of positive energy washing over him.
This satisfaction was unrelated to happiness.
Instead, it was the kind of…
The kind of rarely seen…satisfaction.
“Cough, cough.” Faking a cough, Chen Yu awkwardly pressed down his hands as he said, “You’re too polite. The best way to review a product is to use it and experience it long-term. Part of the reason why I’ve lent it to you is so that I can put a perfect end to this product’s evaluation.”
“Mr. King, this is the lease contract, please sign it,” the middle-aged team leader said as he pulled out three contracts from his backpack and handed them to Chen Yu.
However, Chen Yu merely sent the contracts a glance before waving his hand and refusing, “That won’t be necessary. They don’t hold any meaning.”
The maglev train was quite useful, but he currently didn’t have any use for it. His action of lending it to the government could be regarded as a form of “waste utilization.” Moreover, contracts were only effective against ordinary people.
After sitting back down on the conductor’s seat, Chen Yu watched the rising speed displayed on the virtual projection. He then faced the camera, crossed his legs and fingers, and concluded the livestream.
“Friends in the livestream rooms, today’s review has been my longest one thus far. Thank you very much for remaining before your screens and showing me your support.
“I would also like to thank the China Railway Construction Corporation for supplying me with this product. Not only has it broadened our horizons, but it has also furthered our understanding of how technology and art can be integrated with each other.
“Well then, that will be it for today’s livestream. Before I end the stream, though, I have to highlight one thing.”
Chen Yu paused momentarily as he gestured a “six” with his hands. “Now that the sixth episode is over, I will be undergoing my second quarterly evaluation as a reviewer. I believe that with everyone’s support, I should be smoothly promoted.
“Meanwhile, once I am promoted, the products I review will undoubtedly have much greater technological content.
“Maybe, our shocking and spectacular journey of spying on future technology has just begun. The seventh official livestream will come in another month. Everyone, make sure not to miss it.
Let us…” Chen Yu waved his hand.
“Meet again!”
After saying so, he turned off the livestream without hesitation.
Standing up and stretching his waist, Chen Yu swept a glance at the crown in the room. “My review is over, so I now pass this train to you. I’m going to get some rest in the living area for now.”
“Mr. King.” At this time, the middle-aged team leader approached Chen Yu and said, “There is something I wish to discuss with you. May I join you?”
“What is it?”
Instead of verbally replying, the team leader pulled out a photo from his bag and secretly passed it to Chen Yu.
Seeing this, Chen Yu skeptically accepted the photo. However, upon seeing the contents of the photo, his arm muscles immediately tensed up.
There was an unknown multicellular organism recorded in the photo.
Meanwhile, labeled at the top-left corner of the picture was this multicellular organism’s origin–Europa’s Ocean.
“Is this real?”
“Yes.” The team leader nodded. “aside from this, I have some other matters I wish to discuss with you as well.”
“Follow me then.”
After hooking his finger at Little Peach, Chen Yu left the control room.
Two humans and one robot arrived in the second carriage’s second-floor meeting room. They then sat opposite of each other and started a 20-minute-long secret discussion…
…
By the time Chen Yu and Little Peach had returned home, it was already five o’clock in the afternoon.
“It’s getting dark,” Little Peach commented as she looked out the window. Removing her eunuch uniform, she continued, “Today’s livestream lasted very long.”
“Mhm. A lot of time was wasted on the construction portion.” Chen Yu laid on his bed and stared at the ceiling. “If we end up reviewing a product that constructs a planet, the stream might take even longer to finish.”
“Mr. Chen, you haven’t eaten for the entire day. I’ll go abroad to buy you something to eat.” After realizing the possibility of a love rival existing, Little Peach had drastically increased her attentiveness.
“No need. My mom’s going to make dinner soon. I’ll just eat at that time. I have more important matters to deal with right now.”
After saying so, Chen Yu sat up and raised his wrist. Licking his lips in anticipation, he swiped his finger across his watch.
“I earned at least 500 points from this stream. There must be some super-amazing things a
