This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 95
Chapter 95: Chapter 91:1, Xu Yang, will not become the Sea King!
Translator: 549690339
“My wife?”
Xu Yang was startled by his own dangerous thought: “Although I intentionally violated the Ghost Market taboo by picking up the gold ingot… and deliberately got on the bridal sedan to gain more merit points out of greed…”
“But leaving the facts aside, they used the bewitching fragrance which is against martial arts morality, and we haven’t even bowed to each other in marriage, nor have we consummated the marriage, how can she be my wife?” In that moment, Liu Shishi exploded.
Behind her, a terrifying Yin energy turned into a blood-red ocean, floating and sinking, causing the entire house to tremble.
She looked at Miss Yue and said indifferently, “That’s a bold statement, why don’t you try hurting a strand of Xu Yang’s finger?”
“Really?”
Miss Yue licked her lips, her eyes flashing with a strange gleam.
Suddenly, she lunged at Xu Yang’s skull with her claws and a fierce attack!
Yin spirits and malevolent beings are transformed from Yin energy. Their bodies are “Yin Bodies,” which are condensed from Yin energy and are illusory. Therefore, ordinary Yin spirits and ghosts don’t have the capability to launch “physical attacks.”
But it’s different for those at the “level of Red Robe.”
Their Yin bodies are extremely powerful, capable of launching “physical attacks.”
Not to mention the Ghost King!
The Ghost King’s Yin body is so condensed that it’s almost indistinguishable from a real body… The only difference might be that a real body has blood and flesh and is warm, while the Ghost King’s Yin body doesn’t.
With a single claw, the Ghost King would be able to crush not only Xu Yang but even a “martial arts Grandmaster.”
“How audacious!”
Liu Shishi shouted and was about to make a move, but at this moment—
“Elder sister!”
“Stop!”
It was Yue Yuluo. She shouted and, with arms outstretched, stood in front of Xu Yang!
Swish!
Miss Yue’s claw landed, stopping half an inch from Yue Yuluo’s forehead. The fierce Yin wind blew Yue Yuluo’s hair, even messing up her bangs.
“Yuluo, what are you doing?”
Miss Yue’s eyes were filled with rage as she hissed, “There are plenty of two- legged men in the world. After I kill this unfaithful man, I’ll find some fresh meat for you in the human realm!”
Xu Yang: “…. ”
I didn’t do anything, why am I the unfaithful one?
But Yue Yuluo didn’t budge, stubbornly saying, “I don’t want fresh meat; I want my husband… I waited for him for ten years, and our marriage was destined by fate… If you want to kill him, you’ll have to go through me!” “Didn’t you kill the three people who took your gold ingot earlier?” Miss Yue gritted her teeth in anger!
Yue Yuluo stiffened her neck and said, “That’s different. Those three people who took the gold ingot weren’t good people, and not only did they do countless immoral deeds, but they were also ugly!”
“But he has other female ghosts!”
Miss Yue glanced at Liu Shishi and Yang Yin, coldly saying, “The son-in-law of the Yue family shouldn’t be fooling around outside.”
Other female ghosts?
Is she talking about me?
Liu Shishi’s cheeks flushed slightly as she heard this, and she subconsciously wanted to refute it. But upon further thought… Why would the Ghost King explain her actions to others?
Faced with her elder sister’s questioning, Yue Yuluo stubbornly said, “The past is the past; since my husband and I have completed the marriage ceremony, he is mine, and in the future, we’ll raise children together… ”
“Hmph!”
Off to the side, Yang Yin sneered, “What’s so great about completing the marriage ceremony? I’ve been sleeping with Shishi and Master Xu for a long time!”
Well, that’s not wrong.
Everyone lives together, so saying “sleeping together” is reasonable.
“What?”
Yue Yuluo was struck like lightning.
She suddenly turned her head and stared at Xu Yang, questioning, “Is… Is what she said all true?”
How should he answer?
He can’t say no.
Liu Shishi and Yang Yin would definitely be heartbroken.
But if he says yes…
Wouldn’t it break Yue Yuluo’s heart?
How could he do such a thing to such an innocent and adorable little ghost?
Not to mention…
She has an equally adorable but completely contrasting twin ghost sister!
At this moment, Xu Yang’s brain began to work at high speed, cursing himself
for not being able to perfectly handle this little Asura battlefield.
Suddenly, Xu Yang had an idea.
His mind flashed, and he swung his arm, a furious expression on his face, and snorted coldly with his nose—
“Hmph!”
“What do you guys think I am, treating me like a possession?”
“A commodity?”
Having said that.
Xu Yang turned around, his back facing Liu Shishi, Yang Yin, Miss Yue, and Yue Yuluo. He tilted his head slightly and looked at them from the corner of his eye, continuing, “I, Xu Yang, am a human!”
‘A human with flesh and blood… I have my own thoughts and preferences!” “Hmph!”
With another arrogant snort, Xu Yang strode out of the room.
As he left the room and confirmed that the two Yue sisters didn’t follow him, he let out a sigh of relief.
Time to escape!
Then, he shouted loudly, “Shishi, Yang Yin… Are you still not coming home? Are you waiting here for dinner?”
With that.
His power surged, and he used the Land Flight Skill. In a few leaps, he disappeared into the darkness.
Liu Shishi and Yang Yin flew out and followed Xu Yang.
In the room.
Yue Yuluo watched Xu Yang’s retreating figure, momentarily lost in thought.
Then, she whispered, “Sister… did I really make a mistake?”
“Hmm?”
Miss Yue was taken aback.
Although she was the Ghost King, she usually pretended to understand everything in front of her twin sister, but when it came to matters of the heart, Miss Yue was even more clueless than Yue Yuluo!
At least Yue Yuluo had listened to storytellers in the Ghost Market recount “A Chinese Ghost Story” and “The Legend of the White Snake” and had seen carnal pictures of love…
But her?
She hadn’t seen anything!
However, in front of her sister, Miss Yue would never show her own ignorance.
So.
She sighed and spoke with a grave tone, “Yuluo, I’ve said it before… you can’t force matters of fate like love. I heard that nowadays, people in the human realm value free love.”
“Huh?”
Yue Yuluo was stunned.
Free love?
She tilted her head in thought and said, “But he also has other lady ghosts… ”
“My silly sister… don’t you know about fair competition?”
When Miss Yue spoke about the great truths, they flowed like a river, “In the human realm, outstanding men and women often have many admirers. Who can laugh to the end depends on their own methods.”
A ruthless gleam flashed in her eyes, and she made a throat-slitting gesture, “It’s just a foreign Ghost King. At worst, I’ll find some help and eliminate her directly. By then, that little Daoist won’t be able to escape your clutches!” “No, no, no!”
Yue Yuluo’s beautiful eyes sparkled, and she beamed, seemingly lost in thought about something, “Sister, you said it yourself, we need to have a fair competition… If we did that, wouldn’t we hurt my husband’s feelings?”
Using the Land Flight Skill, Xu Yang rushed back to the funeral shop. It took him more than forty minutes to return.
At this moment.
It was already dusk.
Entering the shop.
Xu Yang, panting, cursed under his breath, “Damn… I’m really too smart. I managed to slip away from the Asura battlefield so easily. However, I still need to think carefully about how to deal with Liu Shishi and Yang Yin.”
Liu Shishi and Yang Yin, following closely behind, also returned to the funeral shop.
As soon as they entered the shop, they saw Xu Yang sitting in front of the counter, a displeased look on his face.
Yang Yin quietly stuck out her tongue.
Liu Shishi huffed through her nose and walked arrogantly to the second floor.
Bang!
Xu Yang slammed his hand on the counter and shouted, “Stop!”
The wooden counter made a muffled noise.
Liu Shishi, who had just set foot on the stairs, looked back at Xu Yang incredulously… Had he gone mad? How dare he yell at her today?
She pointed at herself with her fingertip.
Her face bore a “You’re calling me?” expression.
“What?”
Xu Yang hardened his tone, “Yes, I’m talking to you… Stop laughing, you too!” As he spoke, he pointed at Yang Yin and angrily said, “About today’s incident, aren’t you going to give me an explanation?”
This tactic was called taking the initiative!
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Liu Shishi and Yang Yin looked at each other, somewhat baffled.
Explanation?
Explanation for what?
Yang Yin muttered, “Master Xu, we went to save you!”
Save me?
Xu Yang clenched his teeth in anger!
You were there to ruin my good fortune, right? What a pity, if it hadn’t been for this hiccup, maybe I’d be consummating my union with Yue Yuluo right now.
Feeling unhappy, he went upstairs, leaving Yang Yin and Liu Shishi exchanging puzzled glances.
After a while, Yang Yin finally said, “Shishi, it seems that Master Xu is really angry… Is he angry at us for interrupting his good fortune? But… but we had good intentions!”
Liu Shishi shook her head.
Xu Yang wasn’t the type to not appreciate kindness.
In her mind, she recalled the words Xu Yang had said earlier…
What do you take me for, Xu Yang?
An object?
I, Xu Yang, am a flesh-and-blood person with my own thoughts and preferences!
After standing still for several minutes, Liu Shishi gritted her teeth, as if malting a crucial decision. She floated up the stairs and entered Xu Yang’s bedroom, only to find him practicing talisman drawing. She then stood beside him.
Xu Yang sneaked a glance at Liu Shishi and felt a little nervous.
Could it be that he overreacted, and this Lady Ghost was here for revenge?
As his thoughts raced, he was about to speak, but then Liu Shishi spoke first—
“Xu Yang.”
“I’m sorry.”
“Huh?”
Xu Yang was taken aback.
Liu Shishi, on the other hand, had her head lowered, not daring to look at Xu Yang. She continued, “You were right… It was me and Yang Yin who didn’t think it through and didn’t consider your feelings… If… If you really like Miss Yue… I… I don’t mind!”
Xu Yang: ” ”
Reacting quickly, he bravely pulled Liu Shishi into his embrace and asked, “Shishi, I wasn’t actually angry at you. How could I be angry when I like you so much? I just don’t want you to risk your life fighting another Ghost King for my sake… ”
PS: The first update is here, there will be additional chapters today if everything goes well.
