This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 300
Chapter 300: Chapter 211: Sorry, I’m Going to Have Another Epiphany!
“Husband, what’s wrong?”
Yun Mengxi was startled, quickly wrapped herself in a blanket and looked outside the bedroom, saying, “There’s no one here, and I locked the door. This small guesthouse is pretty quiet.”
There was no one there!
But…there was a dragon!
The system alert couldn’t be lying!
And judging by the fact that it was frightened by seeing her and Xu Yang about to have sex… there was a high probability that the dragon was female!
“Could it be the ferocious flood dragon suppressed in the Eight-sided Well that followed me out?”
“Did that flood dragon cause me to fall unconscious for three days?”
It was reasonable for a flood dragon to have a dragon soul!
Xu Yang’s eyes shifted, and he suddenly laughed: “My dear, I was just being too sensitive… Let’s continue.”
“Ding!”
“The dragon soul is frightened, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
“Ding…”
Another system alert sounded in Xu Yang’s mind.
Xu Yang knew that the “dragon soul” might be secretly watching them in the room, so he kept trying different positions to “scare” the “dragon soul”.
Gradually…
The system alert stopped sounding.
“Huh?”
“Why did it disappear?”
Xu Yang was puzzled and thought to himself, “Could it be that the dragon soul has already left?”
However, at this critical moment, it was obviously inappropriate to ponder and explore this issue. Xu Yang said, “My dear, lower your waist a bit and spread your legs.”
At this moment.
Within Xu Yang’s “Sea of Consciousness”.
A faint mist drifted.
If anyone looked closely, they would see a faint “little snake” within the mist. However, this “little snake” had horns on its head and claws under its belly.
“Don’t look, don’t look!”
The little “snake” used its claws to cover its eyes.
However, the cracks between its claws were too big and it could not close them completely. No matter how hard it tried to cover them, it was futile. Driven by curiosity, it could only force itself to watch, feeling that the scene before its eyes was too “scary”.
“Is this how humans mate?”
“So strange… that woman doesn’t seem to be a human, but a zombie. Can humans and zombies also…?”
“Since humans and zombies can, then with a dragon… ptui, ptui, ptui! How can I even have such thoughts?”
The little “snake” felt somewhat “afraid” at first, fearing that it would be discovered for watching such a scene. However, it gradually relaxed and thought, “With my realm, that human can hardly detect my presence, so what should I be afraid of?”
“Huh…”
“Why is the female zombie making such loud noises, shouting for it to stop, yet looking so comfortable?”
The little “snake” was very puzzled.
After more than an hour, the man and the zombie finally stopped their activities.
Yun Mengxi rested her head on Xu Yang’s shoulder and asked, “Husband, what happened? How could you suddenly fall unconscious with your current realm and having already refined your primordial spirit?”
“After you fell unconscious, Minister Wang investigated the Eight-sided Well, but he said there seemed to be nothing unusual in the well.”
Xu Yang said with a bitter smile, “I don’t know… My primordial spirit went into the Eight-sided Well to investigate whether there really was a ferocious dragon suppressed as the legend says. At that time, I didn’t find anything unusual, and I was about to return, but suddenly felt a huge suction force and was sucked in the bottom of the well. When I regained consciousness, it was just now.”
“Oh?”
Yun Mengxi looked surprised, “In that case, there must be some secret hidden in the Eight-sided Well, which could actually deceive both you and Minister Wang’s investigation… It seems the legend might be true!”
The legend was indeed true!
Xu Yang was certain of this, and he knew that the “ferocious flood dragon” had escaped.
He remembered what Wang Hou had said before, and immediately called Wang Hou with his phone.
“Xu Yang!”
Wang Hou answered the phone with some delight, “You’re awake?”
“Mmm.”
“Just woke up.”
Xu Yang recounted the incident of his primordial spirit investigating the Eight-sided Well.
Wang Hou’s tone became solemn, “In that case, the legend… the Eight-sided Well really suppresses a ferocious dragon?”
“Yes.”
Xu Yang looked around and carefully scanned the room with his spiritual power. When he was sure that the so-called “dragon soul” was not in the room and must have left, he said, “And I suspect that the evil dragon has already escaped!”
“What?”
Wang Hou was shocked, and quickly asked, “Are you sure? How strong is that flood dragon?”
“I’m sure…”
Xu Yang was about to finish, but suddenly a system alert rang in his mind-
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul is frightened, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
“… …”
Xu Yang was stunned.
He quickly looked around, but there was no one in the room except for him and Yun Mengxi.
His spiritual power, which was comparable to the Spirit Refining Realm, also spread out in an instant… but he “saw” nothing!
“Xu Yang, what’s wrong?”
Wang Hou detected an anomaly over the phone and said solemnly, “Do you want me to come over now?”
“No need!”
Xu Yang quickly said, “Minister Wang, where are you now? I’ll come to see you.”
After hanging up the phone, Yun Mengxi looked at Xu Yang with confusion, but Xu Yang didn’t explain, asking, “Where are Yue Niang and Xiao Miao?”
With Yue Niang, a Ghost Immortal, beside him, Xu Yang felt that he would be more secure.
Yun Mengxi said, “Yue Niang and Xiao Miao went back to Wu City the day after you fell unconscious.”
“Let’s get dressed first.”
Without Yue Niang, Xu Yang didn’t say much. He waited until he and Yun Mengxi were dressed and went downstairs to check out of the guesthouse. As they left, he took a long breath of relief.
“Husband, what’s going on?”
Yun Mengxi was puzzled, asking, “Why are you suddenly acting so secretive?”
“It’s not that I’m being cryptic, it’s just…”
Xu Yang glanced back at the guest house, lowered his voice, and whispered into Yun Mengxi’s ear: “Madam, that Evil Dragon might be in the room we just stayed in!”
“Ah!”
Yun Mengxi was surprised, covering her red lips: “Does that mean it saw everything when we just did the XXOO?”
Xu Yang: “……”
Damn!
Isn’t your concern a bit misplaced?
Nevertheless, he nodded and said, “It should have seen it, but Madam, you don’t need to worry. If I’m not mistaken, that Evil Dragon should be a female one.”
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul was startled, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
In Xu Yang’s Sea of Consciousness, that wisp of fog couldn’t help but tremble.
The little “snake” in the fog was shocked: “Impossible, how could this be… How could such a weak cultivator like him discover my presence? Moreover… he even knows my gender?”
As for Xu Yang, his expression froze for a moment.
He initially thought that the Evil Dragon might have followed him out of the trap and hid in the room, so he hastily checked out of the room and left the guest house… but who would have known that the system would prompt him again?
It indicated that the Evil Dragon must have followed him out of the room!
Xu Yang looked around, his spiritual power scanning again, even secretly activating the “Dharma Eye” skill, but still couldn’t find any trace of the “Dragon Soul.”
“What’s going on?”
“Where is that Evil Dragon?”
“Is her power too strong for me to sense?”
“Considering the current situation, is she going to follow me everywhere I go?”
Xu Yang’s thoughts raced in his mind.
However, it could be confirmed at the moment that the “Evil Dragon” probably had no malicious intent towards him. Otherwise, with so many times she had been “startled,” she would have taken action against him!
With her strength on the same level as Yue Niang’s, he would have no power to resist.
Wang Hou was in Xishan Town.
Because of the incident at Wanshou Palace that Xu Yang initiated, Chi Wenji temporarily set up a base at this place.
Soon.
The two met.
Wang Hou couldn’t wait to ask about the Evil Dragon’s situation.
“Has the Evil Dragon in the Eight-cornered Well really escaped? What’s its strength? Where is it now?”
With a heavy expression, Wang Hou said, “An Evil Dragon that has survived for over a thousand years, if left unchecked, the damage would be unimaginable!”
An Evil Dragon was not a ghost!
If she caused floods in rivers and lakes as she did more than a thousand years ago, it would be enough to submerge many cities.
Compared to Wang Hou’s seriousness, Xu Yang had a relaxed look on his face and said, “Minister Wang, don’t worry. That Evil Dragon isn’t very strong, probably on the same level as you… If she really wanted to do evil, with you and Divine Master Chengming here, it would be enough to suppress her.”
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul was startled, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
Xu Yang’s mind was suddenly filled with a special sense of enlightenment, and Dao charm soared around him. A profound aura rose, even causing the air to be filled with a faint mist.
Xu Yang slowly closed his eyes!
“……”
What the hell!
Wang Hou’s eyes widened, his face full of disbelief!
What kind of situation was this?
Did he misunderstand something?
You were chatting with me, and then suddenly had an epiphany… Was it something I said that triggered it?
“But I didn’t say anything…”
He didn’t know that Xu Yang’s understanding of the “rule of water element” had already reached a profound level… And today, after several consecutive gains of “Water Manipulation Skill +1,” his understanding of the “water element path” became deeper and deeper, reaching a “passive” state of epiphany, which was not unreasonable!
About 20 minutes later.
Xu Yang slowly opened his eyes. The Dao charm around him converged, and the mist scattered. Seeing Wang Hou sitting next to him waiting, he felt embarrassed and said, “Minister Wang, I’m really sorry… I suddenly had some inspiration just now, and I didn’t expect to have another epiphany.”
Wang Hou felt that Xu Yang was just pretending, but he had no evidence, so he waved his hand and said, “It’s fine, an epiphany can’t be sought, and it didn’t waste much time… You just said the Evil Dragon is at the level of a Land Immortal? Have you met her?”
“No.”
Xu Yang shook his head and said, “After I was sucked into the bottom of the Eight-cornered Well, I lost consciousness. And when I woke up, it was today. However, I can say for certain that the Evil Dragon is left with just a Dragon Soul… or rather, what escaped is just a wisp of Dragon Soul.”
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul was startled, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul was startled, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
“Ding…”
In Xu Yang’s Sea of Consciousness, the little “snake” was shocked, its body trembling, murmuring, “How is this possible… How does he know so much? Has he discovered me?”
I’m just a wisp of Soul now, relying on his body to escape from that cursed Eight-cornered Well… If… if he knows I’m in his Sea of Consciousness, wouldn’t he try to do something to me?
Three consecutive system prompts sounded in Xu Yang’s mind. Seeing the “merit points” column now surpassing 500,000, Xu Yang was overjoyed.
He then said calmly, “As a matter of fact… that Evil Dragon is right here!”
“Huh?”
Wang Hou’s gaze sharpened, his martial arts will soaring. He looked around but couldn’t find any trace of the “Evil Dragon”, so he asked, “Where is the Evil Dragon?”
Xu Yang pointed at himself.
This was something he just thought of!
With this statement, another three system prompts followed… This time, Xu Yang became even more certain, saying, “She’s on my body!”
“Ding!”
“The Dragon Soul was startled, merit points +10000, physique +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
Boom!
With the increase in physique, Xu Yang’s blood and qi suddenly erupted, immediately increasing his strength and his physical cultivation broke through at that moment!
Once again, Dao charm rose around him.
“I’m sorry, Minister Wang!”
“Just give me a moment… I’m about to have another epiphany!”
Xu Yang quickly said, then slowly closed his eyes!
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PS: There will be more before 12 pm!
