This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 299
Chapter 299: Chapter 210: I really want to see if my husband is as amazing as they say! _2
The disciple sprinted back to the Dao Palace, and quickly returned carrying a large sun umbrella.
After all, it was midsummer and almost noon.
Xu Yang sat under the umbrella.
Xu Yang said, “I’m going to send my primordial spirit into the octagonal well. Remember… no one should approach my body until my primordial spirit returns.”
The disciple, who looked ready to die for his cause, assured him, “Master Xu, rest assured, I will protect your body even if I die.”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh, “Isn’t that a bit extreme? Wanshou Palace is now our territory, and I doubt anyone would dare cause trouble here.”
He closed his eyes, crossing his legs, and with but a thought,
Whoosh!
The disciple felt a chill pass him. The next moment, Xu Yang’s primordial spirit had left his body and landed near the octagonal well.
Unlike a physical body, a spirit is not a corporeal entity and can pass through walls and ground.
The octagonal well was sealed by iron chains, but all it needs is a slight crack for the primordial spirit to enter.
After briefly observing, Xu Yang’s spirit flickered and entered the octagonal well.
“It’s not so different from a normal well.”
After his spirit entered the well, Xu Yang didn’t dive in right away, but carefully observed.
The well was wider than a normal one, with a diameter of about 5.25 feet. The walls were wet, and a damp feeling rose from below.
Xu Yang dived in.
The well was very deep.
His spirit dove down about 264 feet before he could see the well water.
The well was sealed, and this much depth made everything pitch dark. However, his spirit didn’t “see” with eyes, but with spiritual power, so the darkness didn’t affect Xu Yang.
He scanned the well and found the water to be about 29-30 feet deep, clear and normal with nothing unusual inside.
As for the ancient turtle and big fish legends, they were completely unthinkable. Judging from the legend, the well was sealed during the time of “Divine Master Miaoji” Xu, and has been for over 1000 years. Even if there were fish, they would have starved to death by now.
“No Yin energy, no demonic energy.”
Xu Yang’s spirit entered the water and found everything normal, with no hidden currents or passages. He thought, “It seems legends are still just legends. There’s nothing special about this octagonal well.”
Except it was wider and deeper.
Otherwise, it was very similar to an ordinary well.
Mid-thought, Xu Yang’s spirit flew out of the well water towards the ground.
But then, something unexpected happened…
Vroom!
A tremendous suction force suddenly came from the bottom of the well.
The water in the well churned wildly, a rapidly rotating vortex appearing in the middle of it!
Xu Yang’s spirit was involuntarily pulled down. He only had time to mentally curse, “What the hell,” before he fell back into the well water.
After that, the vortex in the well disappeared.
Everything returned to calm.
…
Darkness was everywhere.
Xu Yang’s consciousness drifted in the dark, not knowing how long it took, but finally, he stopped.
“Minister Wang, how is my husband?”
In the darkness came a worried voice.
“Miss Yun, don’t worry. Xu Yang’s body and spirit have not been greatly damaged.”
“If he’s not seriously damaged, why hasn’t my husband regained consciousness after three days?”
In his mind, he heard the voices of Yun Mengxi and Wang Hou.
Three days?
Gradually, Xu Yang regained some consciousness. He only felt a splitting headache, and his body felt as if it were being crushed under a mountain, he couldn’t even open his eyes.
“What’s the situation?”
“Didn’t I send my spirit to explore the octagonal well? Then some unexplained suction came… And I lost consciousness. Why have I been unconscious for three days?”
In his ear, Wang Hou’s voice came again, saying: “I don’t know the specific situation, Xu Yang might have encountered something while exploring the Octagonal Well, but his primordial spirit and his body were not injured. He should wake up after a few days of rest.”
“Miss Yun, I have some business to take care of. I am leaving now. Remember to let Xu Yang inform me once he wakes up.”
The sound of Wang Hou leaving echoed.
Xu Yang wanted to open his eyes, but he couldn’t, let alone getting up or talking.
As Wang Hou left, he felt…
Yun Mengxi was sitting by the bedside.
“Ah…”
A sigh!
Yun Mengxi sobbed: “Decades ago, I was set up by those little rascals from the Maoshan sect and was forced to go into hiding. Your grandfather found me and forced me to become your wife to protect you. I thought I’d lead a miserable life, I even imagined creating an ‘accident’ for you once I was by your side to fulfil the vow I made to your grandfather.”
“But who would have thought, you turned out to be so handsome and outstanding…”
“Oh, the mockery of fate!”
Yun Mengxi Sighed: “My husband, if you fall into a coma and turn into a vegetable, what will us sisters do?”
Xu Yang: “….”
Yun Mengxi kept chattering, talking about this and that.
Meanwhile, Xu Yang gradually felt his body warming up.
He knew this was the aftermath of his primordial spirit being detached from the body for too long. He just needed to adapt and he would regain…
About an hour later, Xu Yang’s body had completely recovered.
However, he was still pretending to be in a coma.
Yun Mengxi rambled on for a good long while, then suddenly got up and went out.
Xu Yang quietly got up, took a glance and saw Yun Mengxi coming back with a washbasin and a towel, mumbling: “Is that what they say on Baidu?”
“You have to wipe the body of a coma patient regularly, and talk to them often, this is beneficial for their recovery.”
She began to wipe Xu Yang’s body.
Since it was body wiping, his clothes definitely had to be removed.
The two were essentially an “old married couple”, so there was nothing to be squeamish about.
Removing Xu Yang’s clothes, Yun Mengxi began to wipe him carefully.
All of a sudden, Yun Mengxi froze, blurted out, “Can a vegetable have an erection? Oh, this way, we sisters won’t be living as widows!”
Xu Yang: “!!!!”
He slowly opened his eyes and said speechlessly, “What are you thinking about all day?”
Yun Mengxi chuckled, “It’s your fault for pretending to be in a coma… I heard your heartbeat when I came back…”
Saying that, her eyes turned red, she burrowed into Xu Yang’s chest, saying, “My husband, please don’t do dangerous things in the future. If something really happens to you, what will us sisters do?”
Xu Yang, holding Yun Mengxi, said, “I promise you guys…”
“Ah!”
Yun Mengxi broke away from Xu Yang’s arms like a rabbit, “My husband, you’re too aroused, it poked me!”
“I’m like a hard golden hook, don’t you know that?”
“What golden hook?… Blowing your own horn!”
Yun Mengxi smirked coldly, “Today, I’m going to see for myself how formidable you really are!”
As for how to test it and the details?
It’s not appropriate to describe them in detail.
Yet, when it came to the climax…
Suddenly…
“Ding!”
“Dragon Soul has received a fright, Virtue Points +10000, Physical Constitution +1, Water Manipulation Skill +1.”
Xu Yang almost jumped up and shouted, “Who? Who’s there? Show yourself!”
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PS: The heavy snow blocked the road, so I couldn’t go home yesterday. Tomorrow my kid will register for school, so I hope the road will be cleared today. Thanks for the 1000 points reward from Big Brother 36F who saved me!
