This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 28
Chapter 28: Chapter 28: Land Flight Skill!
Translator: 549690339
“This…”
Xu Yang hesitated: “Lady Ghost, we have our own car. Our Biyadi is not much worse than a BMW. Why don’t we just drive our own car?”
However, the female ghost excitedly stroked the interior of the BMW.
Xu Yang persuaded again, “For us men, a car is like our wife, and cannot be lent to others!”
This BMW 5 Series of Ma Long was a new car he got after coming back from the mountains, and it had just been registered for a couple of days.
What if it ends up in a ditch?
“I am a ghost, not a human!”
The female ghost wrote, “Are you coming or not? If you don’t want to, I’ll go racing!”
Left with no choice, Xu Yang got into the car.
Boom!
As soon as he settled in, the female ghost hit the gas pedal, and the BMW shot off like a bullet.
“Slowdown!”
“Slow down.,.1 haven’t fastened my seatbelt yet!”
Xu Yang screamed, and after finally buckling his seatbelt, he saw that there was a red light up ahead and shouted, “Red light, red light… stop the car!” “Why stop?”
With one hand on the steering wheel and the other gesturing, the female ghost wrote in blood, “I’ve been watching a IV show called ‘My Lucky Star’ lately. The male lead always races and doesn’t care about traffic lights.”
“You can trust my driving skills; just close your eyes, and we’ll be there in the blink of an eye!”
In the blink of an eye?
I’m afraid I might not be able to open my eyes after closing them!
“!!!”
Xu Yang was numb to the core.
He glanced at the speedometer, which had reached 130!
Keep in mind, this is within the city!
What does it mean to drive at 130 km/h in the city?
Fortunately, it was late at night, and there were very few vehicles on the road.
Even so, Xu Yang felt like his heart was about to leap out… Being at the Qi Refining Realm Fourth Level, if there’s an accident at this speed, he’ll probably be instantly killed!
He prayed, “Amitabha, Buddha, bless… Wait, I’m a Daoist cultivator, I should be chanting for the Infinite Heavenly Venerate!”
However, Xu Yang quickly discovered…
Saying “Infinite Heavenly Venerate” couldn’t dispel the feeling of his heart flying out of his chest.
So, he had an idea and opened the system property panel to do some research.
“358 points of merit…”
“I spent over 330 merit points to barely advance my cultivation from Qi Refining Realm Third Level to Qi Refining Realm Fourth Level. If I consume all 358 points, I probably won’t be able to reach Qi Refining Realm Fifth Level.” “Let’s save them for emergencies.”
This was the lesson Xu Yang learned from dealing with the Water Ghost today.
If it weren’t for his accumulated 300 merit points, which he used to urgently enhance the “Water Manipulation Skill,” it would’ve been him who died in the Yellow River instead of a Water Ghost.
“I don’t have enough merit points to use, so 1 can’t increase my strength for now… Huh?”
“What is this?”
Just as Xu Yang was about to close the attribute panel, he noticed an inconspicuous “horizontal line” at the bottom of the panel.
On that line, there was a small “pouch” icon every few spaces.
All other “pouches” were gray.
Only the first one was golden.
It seemed like some kind of reward in a game that lights up after meeting certain conditions.
Under the golden “pouch,” there were strings of numbers.
“1,000,10,000…100,000? 1,000,000?”
Xu Yang had a thought, “Could it be an achievement gift pack unlocked based on the amount of merit points acquired?”
He quietly calculated.
Indeed, the total merit points he had obtained exceeded 1,000.
His “thought” touched the lit golden “pouch.”
“Ding!”
A system prompt sounded in his ear-
“Do you want to open the 1,000 Achievements Gift Pack?”
[Yes] [No]?
A string of words appeared on the system panel.
“Open!”
With a thought in Xu Yang’s mind, the golden pouch opened with a rustling sound, and gold light burst out from the mouth of the pouch like fireworks, as if it were some special effect… Of course, only he could see this.
The next moment, the system prompt sounded in his mind again.
“Ding!”
“Congratulations, Host, for obtaining the skill: Land Flight Skill.”
Holy shit!
Land Flight Skill?
Just hearing the name, Xu Yang’s spirits were instantly lifted!
However, the next moment, a surge of information flooded into his mind.
It was the cultivation method for the “Land Flight Skill.” Xu Yang, who had just been motivated, immediately wilted and muttered, “Damn it, I thought it was some amazing skill.”
“Turns out it’s just a lightness skill from one of the 72 secret skills of Buddhism!”
“What?”
Lady Ghost, who was driving, was startled. The car jolted as she turned her head to look at Xu Yang, writing in confusion, “What 72 secret skills of Buddhism?”
“It’s nothing.”
Xu Yang shouted, “Drive safely, watch the road!”
Lady Ghost wrote, “Don’t worry, I am a Ghost King, with vast divine powers. 1 don’t need eyes to drive a car.”
Xu Yang rolled his eyes.
Show off, will you!
How many red lights did you run through, how many speed limits did you exceed?
Mourning for Ma Long in his heart for three seconds, Xu Yang couldn’t help but say, “Running red lights and speeding isn’t a big deal; at worst, we’ll be fined, and some points deducted. Fortunately, the car is still there!”
He looked at the system attribute panel.
He found that after the [Daoist Arts] column, there was an additional “Land Flight Skill.”
And there was also a small”+” behind the “Land Flight Skill.”
He tentatively clicked on the small”+”…
“Ding!”
“Merit Points -100.”
As the system prompt sounded, Xu Yang felt a surge of special power in his mind and body, especially in his legs. He had a strong urge to “get out of the car” and run a few thousand meters.
He knew in his heart.
This was the system “point upgrade” feature, allowing him to cultivate the “Land Flight Skill” to an entry level.
Of course.
It is just the entry level, far from reaching perfection.
The 72 secret skills of Buddhism are divided into 36 Hard Skills and 36 Soft Skills, also known as 36 External Skills and 36 Internal Skills.
The “Land Flight Skill” is an authentic soft skill within the 72 secret skills of Buddhism. It is a lightness skill and also known as Thousand Miles Legs, Flying Legs, and Thousand Miles Wind Chaser.
Although its reputation is not as prominent as Dragon Claw, Vajra Invincibility, and Blazing Woodcutting, it’s certainly not bad.
There’s a saying in the mantra of “Land Flight Skill,” – “Land Flight Skill, practice requires eight years of effort, success takes you as fast as lightning, moving freely in all directions.”
This shows the power of the “Land Flight Skill.”
“This Land Flight Skill is a martial arts lightness skill that needs to be driven by Inner Qi. It can also be used with the power of a Daoist Sect… For me, it’s a decent skill.”
Just as Xu Yang was thinking about it.
Suddenly, a shrill scream came.
Then, a screeching brake sound.
It was a big truck suddenly rushing out of the front intersection.
“Brake!”
“Brake… brake quickly!”
Xu Yang panicked, shouting and yelling!
Bang!
The brand new BMW 5 Series collided directly with the side of the big truck’s rear, instantly shattering glass and deforming the front of the car. Due to the huge inertia, the rear of the car was lifted high up, and then fell heavily.
The big truck stomped on the brakes, its body twisting and almost overturning.
After finally stopping, the driver quickly jumped down from the truck. As he ran towards the BMW, he dialed the emergency number.
“Hello, hello!”
“Is this 110… There’s been a car accident!”
“How many people?”
“How many people are in the car?”
He took a look at the front of the BMW and said, “No one, there’s no one in the car….”
