This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 239:
Chapter 239: Chapter 186: Martial Arts Realm, Headmaster Xu Yang?
In the room filled with joy and happiness, Liu Shishi, wearing a red silk cover, sat nervously on the edge of the bed.
There were no lights on in the room, only a red candle was lit.
Hearing footsteps outside, Liu Shishi couldn’t help but grip the bedsheet tightly.
She didn’t have a heart.
However, at this moment, she felt her heart racing wildly, like a deer bumping into things. She couldn’t help but wonder, “When it’s time for our wedding night, what should I do? I forgot to consult Yang Yin and the others. Would my husband prefer spiritual intercourse… or something else…?”
The door was pushed open.
Xu Yang walked in.
He put the wine on the nightstand, sat down next to Liu Shishi, lifted her veil, and caught her hand.
Feeling the icy touch of her hand, Xu Yang couldn’t help but sigh, “Fate is truly wonderful. I never thought that in the blink of an eye… we would actually become husband and wife. When you followed me back to Wu City, you came and went like a ghost, and I was frightened to death, looking everywhere for Dao and worshipping Buddha, wanting to send you away…”
Liu Shishi, who was originally nervous, burst into laughter.
She said, “At that time, I had just revived not long ago and I was in a daze, drifting aimlessly. Then I met you and followed you home, not knowing that I would scare you.”
“Wait a minute…”
Xu Yang suddenly paused, asking, “Shishi, your tomb is near Lintong County, Xi’an. If you were to revive, you should be near your tomb, right? From your tomb to the place where we first met, there is at least 500 kilometers… Didn’t you meet anyone else along the way?”
Xu Yang had never thought of this problem before.
As he thought about it now, he couldn’t help but feel puzzled… In such a long journey, while drifting aimlessly, she would have certainly met many people. So why didn’t Liu Shishi follow anyone else, but instead followed him home?
Liu Shishi tilted her head, thinking for a moment, “I don’t know why either. Perhaps there is something about you that attracted me. It turns out that I didn’t make the wrong choice. After following you home, I quickly revived completely and regained my strength and memory.”
“I was just an ordinary person at the time, what could have attracted you to me?”
Xu Yang became even more puzzled.
Could it be my handsome and dashing appearance?
Wait!
Xu Yang suddenly remembered the judge he met in Fengdu City… He said that there was no record of his past or future in the Book of Life and Death. Could this have something to do with it?
Shaking his head, Xu Yang drove the distracting thoughts out of his mind.
Xu Yang picked up the wine cup and handed one to Liu Shishi.
He then opened the bottle of red wine, pouring it on the ground…
Half a cup of wine appeared in Liu Shishi’s cup.
Xu Yang poured himself another half cup, drank a toast with Liu Shishi, put the wine cup away, and laughed, “Madam, it’s getting late. Let’s hurry up and consummate our marriage.”
With a blush, Liu Shishi gave a soft “hmm” like a mosquito, “My husband, do you prefer spiritual intercourse or…”
Only children make choices!
Xu Yang wanted both!
He blew out the red candle, and the room darkened.
Little did they know, outside the door, four heads huddled together, listening attentively to the corner.
They didn’t dare enter the room for fear of disturbing Xu Yang and Liu Shishi’s wedding night. They heard Liu Shishi’s tender moans… and after about an hour, the commotion gradually subsided.
In the room, Xu Yang was still not satisfied, but Liu Shishi coquettishly said, “My husband, today is our wedding night. We cannot favor one over the other. The other sisters are still waiting for you!”
So, outside the door, Yang Yin, Yue Yuluo, and Yue Qiluo, the three female ghosts, instantly transformed into Yin energy and scattered, leaving only Yun Mengxi dumbfounded.
Damn!
Those three heartless creatures were eavesdropping, but they sure were fast when it was time to run!
She tiptoed to sneak away, but Xu Yang had already come out of Liu Shishi’s room, so Yun Mengxi gritted her teeth, “Uhm… the toilet on the first floor is broken, so I came to the second floor to use the bathroom.”
Of course, Xu Yang didn’t believe her.
Entering Yun Mengxi’s room.
Now, it’s almost 3 AM. Xu Yang, thinking of the three beautiful wives still waiting for him, immediately took off his clothes.
Yun Mengxi was open-minded and reached out to tease him, laughing, “My husband, the night is long. Why are you in such a hurry?”
She lowered her head…and began to suck…
Outside the room door, Yang Yin blushed and whispered, “Sister Mengxi is so shameless, she even learned techniques from movies…”
What happened afterward will not be detailed here. Xu Yang was busy all night, successively visiting Yue Yuluo, Yue Qiluo, and Yang Yin’s rooms. To prove this, there is a poem—
After a few days in the deep boudoir, it was completed, and it was a sight to behold
One warm jade floating on the waves is small and tender, two autumn lotus petals falling to the ground are delicate and light.
Southern Mo tracks the spring with traces, in the west chamber stands a silent night moon.
Watching the flowers wet with the dew of moss, bask in the late sunshine in front of the window.
July 27th, lunar June 9th.
On this day, Xu Yang slept all day at home, not getting up until 6 PM.
After dinner, Xu Yang received a call from Ma Long, saying, “Old Xu, have you seen the news?”
Xu Yang was surprised, “What news?”
“It’s not clear over the phone, just check the trending news.”
After hanging up, Xu Yang went online.
At the top of the trending list was a news story about a young idol getting injured while filming.
The second trending title was called, “Martial Arts Level Classification Notice.” Xu Yang thought of what Wang Hou had said before, and his heart couldn’t help but skip a beat. He immediately clicked on the trending news.
What first caught his eye was an official document notice.
Written at the top were the words “Da Xia Martial Arts Management Center”.
The main text read—
To all relevant units and the people of Da Xia: In accordance with the overall requirements of the Da Xia Martial Arts Management Center and the Supernatural Affairs Bureau….
