This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 216:
Chapter 216: Chapter 179: Brother-in-law, please call me Madam!
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“No more, no more!”
Miss Yates looked at Xu Yang and murmured, “Even if I die, I want to die with my brother-in-law… and my sisters!
Halfway through her words,
She realized her words were too explicit, quickly changed her statement, and withdrew her cold jade hand that was caught by Xu Yang.
“Elder sister, what are you afraid of?”
Yue Yuluo also stepped forward, gritted her teeth and said fiercely, “With my husband here, as well as Shishi, and Mengxi, we’ll make sure that the Chiyan
Ghost King has no return!11
“That’s right!”
Yun Mengxi took out the watermelon knife, swung it twice in the air, sneered, “This damn Chiyan Ghost King, Helan Mountain’s Demon King… who wants to ruin my wedding, have they ever asked about my knife?”
The women were indignant, wishing to kill the Chiyan Ghost King right now.
Miss Yates was moved and said, “I know where the Chiyan Ghost King’s territory is, why don’t we take the initiative?”
“Don’t!”
Xu Yang hurriedly said, “Doing so will only startle the snake. Killing the Chiyan Ghost King is but an easy task, but other experts who are invited by him will surely flee if they see the danger…”
After thinking for a moment, he took a calendar from the wall, flipped it to a date and said, “Five days later, on July 26, Lunar June 8th is a good day. It’s suitable for starting a business, getting married, getting a certificate, breaking ground, and getting engaged. Why don’t we set our wedding to be five days later?”
This proposal immediately gained the support of the three women – Yue Yuluo, Yang Yin, and Yun Mengxi.
Although Liu Shishi didn’t speak, the faint smile and happiness on her face were enough to show her attitude. Miss Yates, on the other hand, was stunned and said with a slightly flustered expression, “Ah… so soon? This… this isn’t very appropriate, is it?”
“Elder sister, what’s wrong with it?”
Yue Yuluo was puzzled.
Miss Yates said, “Who chooses a date by looking at the calendar? This is a major event for your marriage. You must use the eight characters of birth and find a master to calculate the time.”
Yue Yuluo burst into laughter, “Elder sister, are you silly? My husband is a master, isn’t he? Besides, we are all ghosts. Do we still care about whether the timing is auspicious or not?”
Miss Yates couldn’t argue back and couldn’t find a reason for a moment. She could only say angrily, “Anyway, I don’t think it’s a good idea… Ah, why am I meddling in your marriage affairs? Fine, I am going back to Yue Mansion!”
Whoosh!
She transformed into a wisp of Yin energy and disappeared into the villa.
After Miss Yates left, Yue Yuluo was still puzzled and asked in surprise, “What’s going on? Why is elder sister so angry today?”
“Isn’t it obvious?”
Yun Mengxi said, “Your elder sister also wants to marry Xu Yang… Xu Yang, why not take in Miss Yates too? As Yuluo said, it’s better to keep things within the family!”
Yang Yin echoed.
Yue Yuluo caught on and cheered, “In that case, wouldn’t I be able to fulfill my wish from when I was alive and serve my husband together with my sister?”
Could such a good thing happen?
Marrying a younger sister and getting the elder sister as well?
The key point is that they are twins… It’s simply too exciting!
Xu Yang was excited inside, but showed a troubled look on the outside and said, “This isn’t very appropriate, is it? Although there’s a saying that says half of the elder sister’s butt belongs to the brother-in-law… but, but…”
He stuttered for a long time and couldn’t find any reason to refute, so he asked,
“Shishi, what do you think?”
Liu Shishi thought carefully for a moment and said, “Shouldn’t that saying be about the younger sister?”
Xu Yang’s face turned red, “Elder sister or younger sister, it’s the same thing…”
“Miss Yates is Yuluo’s sister, and her personality is good, and she gets along well with her sisters. Whether we do it or not, and how we decide, depends on you and if Miss Yates agrees.”
Liu Shishi said, “Now that the Chiyan Ghost King wants to get rid of Miss Yates first, it’s somewhat unsafe for her to return to Yue Mansion alone.”
Xu Yang understood what she meant and said solemnly, “I will go check on Yue Mansion.”
“I’ll go too!”
Yue Yuluo wanted to follow, but Liu Shishi stopped her and said, “Sister Yuluo, lunch is about to be prepared. Let’s go to the market and buy some vegetables.”
Xu Yang went out alone, got in the car, and drove straight to the Long Flow
River scenic area.
When he arrived at the scenic area, he opened his “Heavenly Eye” and saw that one of the small hills was shrouded in Yin energy, like dark clouds hanging overhead. He immediately climbed the mountain and saw an ancient house standing on the mountaintop. Outside the house, several Minor Demons wearing broken armor were on guard. Upon seeing Xu Yang, they saluted and shouted, “Master!”
Xu Yang heard the sound of Miss Yates throwing tilings and yelling coming from the house and asked, “What’s going on? Who angered Miss Yates?”
A Minor Demon forced a smile and said, “Master, Miss Yates was furious as soon as she came back. I just asked if she was okay, and she yanked my head off… Look, my head is still not fixed correctly.”
Xu Yang saw the Minor Demon standing with his back to him, his head twisted 180 degrees, and his face also facing him. Xu Yang immediately stepped forward, gave a click, and twisted the Minor Demon’s head back to its proper position before stepping into the courtyard.
As soon as he entered the courtyard, he saw a vase flying out of the room. He quickly reached out to catch it, took a closer look, and said, “This is Song porcelain… Such exquisite craftsmanship, it must be from the official kiln. This is an antique; why would elder sister want to smash it?
“What’s it to you?”
Miss Yates snorted.
Xu Yang entered the room and saw the room was a mess. Many vases and ornaments were smashed, all of which were antiques worth millions together.
Even the room’s screen was knocked to the ground.
“Elder sister, this is Hainan Huanghuali wood from the Ming Dynasty. It’s a pity to break it like this… If you don’t need it, why not give it to me? I can use it to decorate our wedding room, what do you think?”
“What?”
Upon hearing this, Miss Yue’s inexplicable anger dissipated immediately, and she looked up at Xu Yang and said, “Our bridal chamber? You must have misspoken.”
Xu Yang took Miss Yue’s hands and gazed into her eyes, tenderly said, “Sister, don’t you understand my feelings? Actually, I fell for you the moment I saw you…”
He blabbered on, borrowing lines from online forums, and managed to make Miss Yue blush and indignantly say, “I don’t like you, I’ve just made a vow to marry the same man as my sister. I only agreed to marry you to fulfill that oath!”
Xu Yang said, “Then, will you come home with me, sister?”
Miss Yue leaned against Xu Yang in a coquettish manner and said, “You are still calling me sister? My real name is Yue Qiluo. You can call me by my name, or you can call me Madam like you call Yuluo.”
Yue Qiluo?
Xu Yang was slightly taken aback and surprised, “Sister, your name is surprisingly similar to that of a female character in a TV series. She’s also a powerful Ghost King who excels at the art of paper-cutting.” Yue Qiluo laughed, “I know the series you’re talking about. It’s probably based on my fame, written by someone from the martial world.”
The two were chatting when, without knowing how, they ended up in Yue Qiluo’s boudoir.
Whooosh!
With a wave of her hand, Yue Qiluo’s curtains fell, and the room darkened instantly.
Red candles were lit.
By the time the light returned, she had already disrobed and was standing in front of Xu Yang with her head lowered. Her eyes brimming with passion, she coyly asked, “Husband, do you think I’m beautiful?”
“Beautiful!”
How could Xu Yang resist such temptation?
Moments later, the room was covered in red drapes, and Xu Yang marveled, “Sister, I never thought that the Ghost King’s Yin Body could be so… solid…” “Brother-in-law… uh… ah… call me Madam!
It was not until around four in the afternoon that Xu Yang returned to the villa with Yue Qiluo.
The wedding date was set, Xu Yang’s eyes had recovered, and naturally it was time to prepare for the wedding.
After discussing it, Xu Yang decided to set the wedding banquet at the Long Flow River restaurant owned by his uncle Yang Fan. Firstly, because it had a fully equipped kitchen and delicious food, making it convenient for the feast. Secondly, the area was vast and far from the nearest village, so they wouldn’t have to worry about causing a commotion.
The women readily agreed, and Yue Qiluo and Yue Yuluo suggested that they dress and make-up at the Yue Mansion, where the bridal party would pick them up. Then, they would return to Wu City for the wedding night after the ceremony was over.
“That works!”
All of them, one man, four ghosts, and a zombie, set out to purchase various wedding supplies, while Yue Qiluo arranged for her Minor Demons to decorate the Yue Mansion.
News quickly spread.
That night, in a ghost tower in the mountains outside Wu City:
Chiyan Ghost King played with a Soul Condensing Bead as a Minor Demon knelt before him and said, “My lord, Miss Yue’s wedding date has been set. It’s on Lunar June 8th. We also heard that Miss Yue seems to be marrying Iron Hammer Daoist too!”
“What?”
Before Chiyan Ghost King could speak, a figure enveloped in a gray robe beside him angrily said, “Damn! That Iron Hammer Daoist has some nerve, daring to marry the ghost that I have my eye on! It seems that the people of the martial „ world in Xi Xia have forgotten the power of this king after more than a decade.” A grotesque, enormous rat stood beneath the gray robe, emitting a strong demonic aura. Instead of rat claws, it had human palms on its front legs. The rat was over two meters tall, and its small eyes under the gray robe emitted a chilling glow. It coldly said, “Chiyan, we agreed that Iron Hammer Daoist and Yue Qiluo would be mine!”
Chiyan Ghost King replied with a faint smile, “Huishan Demon, we’ve been friends for years. Don’t you trust me? By the way, I know you want to kill Iron Hammer Daoist, but it’s not the right time to make a move. Otherwise, we’ll alert the snake, and it will be difficult to catch them all.”
The huge rat sneered, “Rest assured, I know my limits. For now, I won’t kill him, at most, I’ll visit him in his dreams!”
Chiyan Ghost King then looked at the kneeling Minor Demon and used his Yin energy to create several letters, instructing, “Take these letters and meet with the Ghost Kings of Xi Xia. Tell them I’ll be hosting a banquet in six days and invite them to join!”
As for all these events, Xu Yang had no idea.
He wandered the streets with the ladies, had dinner outside, and returned to the villa at 10 pm when it was time to take a shower and go to bed.
However, Xu Yang received a call from Feng Zhaoqing, notifying him that the young man apprehended earlier that day had requested to see Xu Yang by name.
“Oh?”
After hanging up, Xu Yang’s gaze couldn’t help but flash.
Why would the young man want to see him?
He had no idea who Xu Yang was, so why would he make such a request?
Or could it be that it was not the youth, but the rat demon from Helan Mountain who wanted to see him?
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