This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 193
Chapter 193: Chapter 162: Why are you tampering with my coffin lid?
Translator: 549690339 I
“Uncomfortable shoulder?”
Upon hearing this, Xu Yang “looked” towards Ma Long’s shoulder.
His eyes couldn’t see.
But under the perception of “spiritual power,” he could clearly “see” a greenish ghost hand on Ma Long’s shoulder.
The ghost hand was extremely ferocious, with green skin, red hair growing on the back of the hand, and black fingertips with a faint cold glow.
Obviously, Ma Long had just looked around carelessly and attracted some “unclean” things.
However, at this moment, this kind of thing cannot be said, otherwise, Ma Long might jump up on the spot and start yelling, and once the “life energy” is leaked, it will not be just a matter of bringing back a dirty thing.
So Xu Yang smiled and said, “It’s probably because you haven’t been living a regular life recently, leading to kidney weakness.”
“Kidney weakness?”
Ma Long was surprised, “That shouldn’t be right; I eat 36 Flavors Dihuang Pills every day. Besides, even if it’s kidney weakness, at most, it should cause back pain. Why would my shoulder hurt… And it’s not really pain, but discomfort like there’s something heavy on it.”
“Do you know better, or do I?”
Xu Yang casually said, “I’m proficient in Daoist skills and have a little knowledge of witchcraft… Our Da Xia traditional medicine originated from witchcraft, and the human body is extremely complex… Kidney weakness can also cause other diseases. Don’t worry, I’ll give you a prescription later so you can recuperate.”
Ma Long took the words to heart and admired, “You know so much… My master also said that although your talent for cultivation is poor, you have great opportunities. He told me to follow you closely and learn from you to help my future development.”
“Huh?”
“Old Xu, didn’t you say that once you enter the ghost market, you can’t look around randomly?”
Suddenly, Ma Long raised an intriguing question.
You said not to look around randomly, especially at the stalls without kerosene lamps…
But in the ghost market, your head is swinging like a rattle drum, looking left and right, specifically targeting those that don’t have kerosene lamps?
Hearing this, Xu Yang laughed, “It’s different.”
“How is it different?”
Ma Long stubbornly said, “Isn’t it just that I’m weaker in my cultivation? Once I complete my soul cultivation and become a Ghost Immortal, flying to the class layer to pass through the tribulation and achieving a pure Yang soul, who in the world can rival me by then!”
Why go that far?
Xu Yang was speechless, “I’m blind; I can’t see.”
Finally, Ma Long let it go.
Perhaps due to really being “unable to see,” Xu Yang looked left and right but didn’t encounter a ghost “eyeing” him.
“It seems Elder Wang isn’t entirely right.”
“What about the taboo of not looking around randomly in the Ghost Market? Where are the ghosts?”
Xu Yang felt indignant.
Xi Xia Ghost Market is held only twice a month, on the first and fifteenth days. It’s not easy to wait for this opportunity; if he doesn’t bring some “dirty things” back, isn’t that a loss?
So…
He deliberately chose a stall without a kerosene lamp and walked over.
There was a large red coffin in front of the stall, and a piece of cloth was spread out next to it, full of ragged items.
Above the stall hung a “human head lantern.”
The “human head lantern” emitted a faint blood-colored light, illuminating the stall. Behind the stall was a dark shadow, indistinguishable as human or ghost.
Xu Yang “closed his eyes” and came to the stall, casually picked up a jade bracelet from the stall and asked, “How much for this?”
While speaking…
He kept glancing at the dark figure.
The figure in the darkness didn’t step into the light. He stood in the darkness, completely black, making it impossible to see his face or tell whether he was male or female.
“50 billion!”
She quoted the price.
Although her voice was hoarse, it could be judged that she was a female ghost. “50 billion?” Before Xu Yang could speak, Ma Long, who was following behind, shouted, “Why don’t you rob someone? This jade bracelet looks good in terms of texture, and it’s quite old, barely an antique. But if you auction it, a few million at most, your asking price is 50 billion. Where’s your conscience?”
“I don’t have one.”
The figure behind the stall said hoarsely.
Xu Yang smiled instead and said, “Alright, 50 billion it is, but I don’t have money on me. I’ll have my Madam come to pay the bill later.”
After saying that, he put down the jade bracelet, and dragged Ma Long away. “What’s going on?”
“Old Xu, are you crazy?”
“Spending 50 billion on a bracelet… Do you even have 50 billion?”
Ma Long kept talking.
Xu Yang quietly calculated his assets. Just Liu Shishi’s “dowry” alone should already be 50 billion, not to mention the two bags full of Daoist talismans… Which added up to even more. Xu Yang nodded, “I do have 50 billion, and that boss is not human. What she meant was not the currency of the mortal world but the money of the Bank of Heaven and Earth.”
Ma Long got excited and said, “Damn, it’s so cheap, I want to buy too!”
Ignoring Xu Yang’s advice, Ma Long ran to another stall, picked up a jade hairpin, and asked the dark shadow behind the stall, “How much for this?”
The dark shadow didn’t answer, but a Yin wind blew past, causing Ma Long to shiver and put down the jade hairpin before coming back. He complained, “That damn boss ignores me…”
“Hey, Xu Yang, what’s going on?”
“I feel uncomfortable on my back, like something is pressing on it.”
Xu Yang looked over and saw another bloody ghost hand appearing on Ma Long’s other shoulder. He then said, “No, it’s nothing; it’s just an illusion!” In his heart, he felt extremely indignant!
Damn!
Ma Long just got in and has already acquired two “dirty things.”
Can’t even “hook up” with one?
So he came to another stall without a lit kerosene lamp, and there was no ghost shadow behind the stall. Xu Yang raised his eyebrows and lifted the big red coffin lid.
Inside the coffin lid, a female ghost lay flat.
She stared wide-eyed, with an unbelievable expression on her face.
Holy shit!
What is this?
On Xu Yang’s face, the green-faced and fanged mask scared the female ghost. However, the female ghost soon realized… this guy is a person from the martial world in the mortal world, right?
Moreover, it should be the kind of newbie who has just entered the Ghost Market.
Otherwise, how could he dare do such a thing as lifting the coffin lid?
“Ding!”
“The female ghost was frightened, and the merit value increased by 30 points.” Not only the female ghost, but also at the moment when the coffin lid was lifted, Xu Yang was stunned. Although he closed his eyes, he still “saw” the face of the female ghost clearly… This face, not only Xu Yang but also Ma Long should have a deep memory!
She was the boss of the several female ghosts who had committed the “Heavy Gold for Children” bizarre case in Wu City!
She was the eldest sister of the several female ghosts who almost drained Ma Long for two consecutive nights in the deserted temple in Naitou Mountain… and also the chief culprit that caused his notoriety as an “Iron Hammer Daoist” to spread far and wide!
After the moment of shock, Xu Yang became overjoyed.
“Son of a bitch, what a coincidence, here too… Huh?”
He hadn’t finished his sentence when he heard the female ghost giggle and say, “Where does this inexperienced boy come from, who dares to lift my sister’s coffin lid… Well, my sister will give you a discount and spend the night with you tonight.”
Whoosh!
She turned directly into a Yin wind and drilled into Xu Yang’s body.
Xu Yang only felt a chill in his body, and then a sinking feeling in his back. He was overjoyed: “She actually got on me… It looks like this method of lifting the coffin lid really works!”
He looked around and was about to lift another coffin lid when he heard a sweet voice behind him —
“Xu Yang!”
Xu Yang was undoubtedly familiar with that voice – it was Yue Yuluo.
Xu Yang looked back. In the moment of turning around, he suddenly realized: “Wait a minute, Yue Yuluo always calls me ‘husband’, how could she suddenly call my name? Elder Wang said that if someone calls your name from behind in the Ghost Market, you must never look back!”
Thinking so in his heart.
Xu Yang had already looked back.
He turned his head to “look,” with people and ghost shadows moving back and forth on the Ghost Market Street. However, he did not see the person “calling” him, only felt a Yin wind blowing, and his back was sinking a little bit more. “Great!”
“This dirty thing came easily!”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but exclaim in his heart: “The second one!”
He and Ma Long moved forward, and after walking a few dozen meters, they saw a figure striding forward. She was wearing a cheongsam, showing off her graceful figure impeccably. A few ghost shadows followed behind her, just like bodyguards.
“Husband!”
The person was indeed Yue Yuluo, who easily recognized Xu Yang’s mask. She came up and said, “Husband, everything is settled. My elder sister is waiting for you in the store ahead… By the way, Mengxi, Shishi, and Yinyin have already gone there.”
“I trust my wife to handle things.”
Xu Yang took Yue Yuluo’s hand.
The several ghost shadows behind Yue Yuluo also opened their mouths in unison, greeting “Master” politely.
Ma Long’s eyes were hot with envy, he couldn’t help but turn his mind: “Xu Yang, this damn guy, really played the game of eating soft rice to the extreme- others eat soft rice, at most, they find a rich old woman. He found such a beautiful female ghost, and it seems that she has a great background.”
Under the “sock mask” on his head, his envious face was twisted!
Yue Yuluo looked back at Ma Long and said, “Husband, is this the little fat guy with *burst by that Lust Demon last time? How did he come to the Ghost Market? Why doesn’t he wear a mask and wear a sock instead?”
“Even if there’s no mask, can’t you just tear a piece of cloth to cover your face?” Having said that.
Pretending to pinch her nose while complaining: “So stinky… Is he a psychopath?”
This sentence, however, was whispered to Xu Yang.
Xu Yang laughed: “Don’t pay attention to him, let’s go see my elder sister.”
Behind them, Ma Long heard Yue Yuluo’s whisper, and his whole person was numb…”
“Xu Yang, wait for me!”
By the time he came to his senses, Xu Yang and his female ghost wife had already walked away, and he immediately chased after them.
The two men and a ghost walked through the Ghost Market street, continuing to move forward, but they saw bright lights ahead and rows of shops emerged. Outside the shops hung many “human head lanterns”, emitting a hazy and bloody halo that cast the entire street in a bright red hue.
People and ghost shadows floated around in the street, and martial artists hid their vitality and searched for treasure everywhere, even busier than the first half of the Ghost Market street!
“Sir, come and play…”
“Buy it and leave, buy it and leave!”
“Buns, buns…”
All kinds of selling and shouting sounds came from all directions, giving Xu Yang the illusion of going back to the old times. Ma Long was stuck in front of a shop, looking up at the second floor of the shop, and seeing rows of beautiful female ghosts standing there. He immediately said, “There’s even a brothel in this Ghost Market… Damn, these ghost boobs are so big, round, and white!” “Xu Yang, how about we go in and take a look?”
As soon as these words were uttered, they received a white eye from Yue Yuluo, who pointed to the shop diagonally across from the brothel and said, “At present, there is only one vacant shop in the Ghost Market. The previous owner of this shop was a red-clothed fierce ghost. He went to the mortal world to do something, but he never came back. Perhaps he was killed by some expert.” “My elder sister is inside, let’s go in.”
As soon as they entered the store, Xu Yang saw Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi, and Yang Yin, looking around the store.
At the front of the store, Miss Yue sat, still wearing a set of sexy black clothes, looking exactly like Yue Yuluo. She said softly, “Brother-in-law, I heard that you want to buy a grocery store…”
Before she could finish her sentence, she heard Ma Long exclaim, “Holy shit, twins!”
He didn’t notice Miss Yues’ expression at all, and looked at Xu Yang with admiration: “Xu Yang…. you’re so capable, even such beautiful twins can be hooked up by you!”
