This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 192
Chapter 192: Chapter 161: Look at that ghost, she is big and round! _2
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“Get lost!”
Xu Yang scolded with a black face.
Old Wang played, and let me play too?
Can 1, Xu Yang, bear to do it?
The two had a great relationship, and after fooling around for a while, Ma Long seemed to remember something and said, “Right, have you joined the classmate group? 1 heard that those classmates are all back from college and are starting to have classmate gatherings. Should we go and show off?”
“No.”
Xu Yang shook his head.
A classmate gathering?
This kind of plot was too cliche and cheesy… As for the classmate group, he had joined, but after lurking for a few minutes, he blocked the group.
Not until night fell.
Liu Shishi and the other two girls returned, carrying large and small bags, seeming very happy. Upon questioning, it turned out…
They had swept the pedestrian street, attracting a lot of attention.
They bargained from one stall to another, having a great time.
“Oh, boss!”
“Many people took videos and posted them online… 1 just watched them, and the most liked ones have tens of thousands of likes. Now all over the city are videos of Shishi, Mengxi, and me shopping… We’re going to be famous!”
Xu Yang checked the videos and found it to be true.
In a short while, however, he frowned and said, “There are people online
pretending to be you guys and registering accounts…”
The three girls looked down and found it to be true.
Someone was using their avatars and posting a short video of themselves bargaining with the stall owners on the pedestrian street, attracting a lot of attention and fans.
Three girls sweeping the pedestrian street was already a novelty, easily attracting attention and discussion.
Moreover, Yun Mengxi, Liu Shishi, and Yang Yin were all stunning beauties. It was not an exaggeration to say that their looks and temperament were unmatched by many well-known actresses.
Such beautiful women doing such a novel thing drew even more attention!
For example, if you replaced Lao Ba with a beauty, like Doll, Juzi Miaojiang, or Zhou, and had them eat excrement on live-stream, the results would definitely be different!
“Damn it!”
Yun Mengxi’s temper flared, and she cursed, “Which bastard is it, if I find him,
1’11 kill him!”
After cursing for a long time.
Yun Mengxi said, “Why don’t we open an account too? We can post our daily lives, it seems quite interesting.”
This suggestion was supported by Yang Yin.
The three girls immediately started to fiddle with their phones.
Soon it was midnight.
Yue Yuluo hadn’t returned yet, but she had already sent a message saying to meet at the Ghost Market.
Liu Shishi and Yang Yin were ghosts, Yun Mengxi was a zombie, and they had their own ways of entering the Ghost Market, so they set off early.
Only when it was 12 o’clock did Xu Yang slowly closed the shop door, took the corpse oil candle, and walked with Ma Long toward the crossroad… On the way, Ma Long asked a question Xu Yang had asked before.
“Old Xu, if you come out of your shop and turn right, there’s a crossroad 100 meters away. Why bother coming all the way here?”
However, soon.
Ma Long understood why.
Xu Yang chose a crossroad with little traffic, lit the corpse oil candle, and closed his eyes, “Follow my footsteps, close your eyes, don’t talk, only when you hear the sound of the Ghost Market can you open your eyes.”
He held the corpse oil candle and walked in front.
Ma Long followed behind with his eyes closed.
At this moment, an engine roar sounded, followed by a piercing brake and car horn sound. Ma Long was startled and opened his eyes to look, but saw a car speeding towards them.
“Old Xu…”
He only had time to shout “Old Xu” before he heard a “bang .
Xu Yang stood there unmoving, while the car hit him. Due to inertia, the car’s rear end was even lifted more than half a meter, then fell heavily, hitting the ground.
The front of the car was directly dented in.
The driver in the car was scared stiff.
Xu Yang still had his eyes closed, with a golden light floating on his body.
This was the protective golden light of the “Diamond Talisman” being triggered.
Turning his head to look at Ma Long, Xu Yang said, “Now do you know why you need to come all the way here? There are too many cars at the crossroad near my shop, accidents can easily happen.”
Ma Long was dumbfounded, mumbling, “This… this happened too?!
“This is an accident!”
Xu Yang said, “Alright, alright, let’s go on!”
In the car.
The female driver was stunned. She didn’t get out of the car right away, but took out her phone and called her husband…
After she finished the call and got out of the car.
There was no trace of anyone in front.
Ghost Market.
At the “Ghost Gate” formed by the two big elm trees, Xu Yang told Ma Long about the taboos in the Ghost Market. Ma Long memorized them one by one, following behind Xu Yang, feeling a bit excited, but more worried and scared.
He clutched Xu Yang’s clothes and said, “Old Xu, if something happens, you must protect me.”
“The Ghost Market has its own rules; as long as you don’t look around, buy things randomly, or talk back to people, you won’t run into trouble.”
As Xu Yang spoke, he took out the ghost mask with the green face and fangs and put it on his face.
Ma Long was taken aback, “Do you need to wear a mask in the Ghost Market?” “It’s better to wear it since we are living people… The corpse oil candle can conceal the aura of life but can’t change our appearance. What if a ghost who has seen us sees us?”
Xu Yang was surprised, “Didn’t Elder Wang tell you?”
Ma Long shook his head, his face looking miserable.
But he quickly thought of a solution, immediately took off his shoes, took off his socks, and smelled them…
Ugh!
“This is too stinky!”
“Forget it, life is more important!”
With that, he picked up his socks and put them over his head.
Xu Yang:”…”
He originally wanted to say that covering his face with a piece of cloth would also work, but since Ma Long had already solved the problem, there was no need to say more.
The two of them passed through the Ghost Gate and arrived at the bustling Ghost Market.
Ma Long looked at the ghost shadows floating around the street, then looked at the human head lanterns hanging on the big red coffin, shuddered, and said, “Xu Yang, this… this Ghost Market is too scary, why don’t we go back first!”
“No harm.”
Xu Yang whispered, “We’ve already hidden our living aura, so those Yin spirits and malevolent beings can’t find us…By the way, there are some rules for the streets in the Ghost Market: some stall owners are not living people, so don’t look at them randomly…”
He hadn’t finished speaking when he felt Ma Long stop.
Turning his head back to “look”, he saw Ma Long staring straight at a dark stall without a lantern or candle, and said, “Xu Yang, look at that female ghost, she’s big and round, so plump!”
“Don’t look!”
Xu Yang hurriedly stopped him, and Ma Long shivered and shook his head, saying, “Strange…! feel like my shoulders are a bit uncomfortable.”
PS: The third update is here. Today’s n.ooo-word update is over.. Wishing everyone an early New Year!
