This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 191
Chapter 191: Chapter 161: Look at that ghost, she is big and round!
Translator: 549690339
Xu Yang:” ”
If it were before, he would definitely curse: There’s no fucking ghost in me!
But now…
Xu Yang couldn’t be bothered to explain. He didn’t mention the origins of the female ghosts and zombies in his home but said seriously, “People and ghosts have different paths, Ma Long, you can’t have this idea, it’s too dangerous!” “What’s wrong?”
Ma Long glared, puffing angrily, “You can fuck ghosts, why can’t 1?”
Fuck!
Bringing up fucking ghosts again!
Xu Yang shook his head and said, “You have an Extremely Yin Body, if you want to find a ghost, naturally, many ghosts will come to you… However, you need to be aware that you haven’t fully mastered your own power yet. If those Yin spirits absorb too much of your Extremely Yin Qi, you might die.”
Ma Long shuddered and finally stopped dwelling on this issue.
Xu Yang then asked about his cultivation progress.
Honestly speaking, he was very curious about the cultivation methods of the Underworld Palace… It was said that the beings in the Underworld Palace were like ghosts, without a physical body. Since they didn’t have a physical body, how did they practice cultivation?
Just like Ma Long.
Xu Yang couldn’t even feel a hint of cultivation energy on him!
It should be known that when he was apprenticed, Elder Wang had already guided him through cultivation, so it was impossible for him not to have changed.
When Ma Long heard Xu Yang’s question, he immediately showed a proud expression.
He lit a Chinese cigarette, sat down on a chair with a grandiose gesture, exhaled clouds of smoke, and after blowing several smoke rings, he laughed and said, “My master said that I have an Extremely Yin Body. In the ten halls of hell and boundless territories, 1 am among the heaven’s chosen prodigies… When I cultivate, I will progress rapidly, and it won’t take long for me to catch up to you!”
With a sidelong glance at Xu Yang, he said lightly, “I’ve only been practicing for a day and a half, and I’ve succeeded in achieving mental stability, reaching the Shedding the Shell stage.”
“Mental stability? Leaving the body?”
“Not leaving the body, it’s the Shedding the Shell, earth(shell) of earthcrust(qiao)!”
Xu Yang grew even more curious. This was not normal cultivation or martial arts. Under his questioning, Ma Long explained in detail…
The Underworld Palace beings were unique.
They didn’t have a physical form and were not made of flesh and blood. What determined their strength was the power of their soul.
Therefore, the cultivation methods passed down in the Underworld Palace mainly focused on cultivating the “soul.”
These “mental stability”,” Shedding the Shell” were just the Underworld Palace’s beings’ different realms of cultivation. After Shedding the Shell, there were Night Wandering, Day Wandering, Object Manipulation, and Possession realms, and above those, Ghost Immortal!
Ma Long said, “My master told me that the cultivation methods of the Underworld Palace were also suitable for ghosts to practice because the beings in the Underworld Palace had no physical forms, were not made of flesh and blood, and were naturally soul bodies. Since they had powerful souls, completing mental stability meant they were already in the Night Wandering Realm, and they didn’t need to go through the Shedding the Shell stage.” “I’ve just started cultivating, and my Soul is weak. Although I can achieve soul-shedding, I can only wander around my physical body for about three or four meters, with almost no means of attack.”
“But when my soul becomes strong and I step into the Night Wandering Realm, it’ll be amazing. My soul can Shed the Shell and wander dozens of miles at night, and 1 can also practice some secret techniques that target people’s mental souls.”
These past two days, Ma Long had obviously learned a lot with Wang Defa.
He said, “My master said that when you first enter the Night Wandering Realm, you can be on par with ordinary fierce ghosts. A slightly stronger Night Wandering Realm can be on par with those in Red Clothes… The ghost officials in the Underworld Palace are at least experts in the Night Wandering Realm.” “The ghost officials sent to the mortal world are the same, and among them, there are no lack of experts in the Day Wandering Realm… The Day Wandering Realm can be on par with the Ghost King!”
“By the way!”
“My master also gave me two Daoist artifacts!”
Ma Long said, and as he flipped his hand, a staff and an iron chain appeared in his hand. The front end of the iron chain was shaped like an iron claw with a sharp hook, and the design was quite unique.
That staff was thin at the bottom and thick at the top, with white paper wrapped around the thicker end. It looked like it was made of wood.
The hook was dark and black, and it wasn’t clear what kind of iron it was made from.
“This is…?”
Xu Yang said, “wielding mourning staffs and Soul Hooking Chain?”
“That’s right!”
Ma Long proudly said, “These are the legendary treasures used by the Black and White Impermanence in the Underworld Palace… However, the wielding mourning staffs and Soul Hooking Chain in my hands are just imitations, which are considered standard Daoist artifacts for the ghost officials in the Underworld Palace, specially designed to deal with Yin spirits and malevolent beings.”
Having said that,
He waved his hand and put away the wielding mourning staffs and the Soul Hooking Chain!
Xu Yang’s eyes widened in surprise, “Storage ring?”
“Yes, a storage ring.”
Ma Long stroked an ancient-looking ring on his finger, proudly saying, “I got this last night after calling a pair of twin sisters for my master. He was so happy he gave it to me. He said that this item is very valuable in today’s home, even the smallest 1-cubic-yard storage ring is calculated in billions… This one has more than 20 cubic yards of space, worth at least tens of billions!”
Damn!
Xu Yang froze for a long time before finally blurting out a curse.
What was this?
Was it just luck?
Luck alone couldn’t explain everything Ma Long had gained.. It could only be said that his ancestors had been buried well, and their tombs were probably smoking green smoke from good fortune by now.
Xu Yang could only squeeze Ma Long’s neck, making him treat him to a meal.
With a wave of his hand, Ma Long grandly said, “Treating you to a meal is no big deal. Why don’t I find those twins again later…. They’re very moist!”
