This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 143
143Chapter 124: Liu Shishi’s 10 Billion Wedding Dowry !
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Facing Liu Shishi’s question, Xu Yang was stunned for a moment.
Holy shit!
Was he just confessed to?
Did the domineering female Ghost King fall in love with him?
For a moment, Xu Yang didn’t know what to do and could only look shy as he nodded nervously, saying in a mosquito’s voice, “It counts, of course it counts.”
“Good!”
Liu Shishi’s face turned a little red, but she still maintained her “Ghost King” demeanor, saying lightly, “In that case, when this matter is settled, we can return to Wu City and have another wedding.”
With that,
she looked at Yue Yukio and said, “Last time your bridal chamber with Yuluo was ruined by me, so this time we might as well have both.”
“Wow!”
Yue Yuluo was overjoyed, took Liu Shishi’s arm and said, “That way, Yuluo and Shishi can become real sisters…”
With a blush, she whispered, “Can… can… serve our husband together.”
After imagining that scene, Xu Yang suddenly felt his blood boil, and there was a stupid smile on his face.
On the side,
Yun Mengxi suddenly spoke up, pouring a bucket of cold water on them, sneering, “Humans and ghosts have their own paths, Yin and Yang are two separate worlds. Xu Yang is a disciple of Jingming Sect, holding the Supreme Purification Seal, and he will be a Heavenly Master in the future… Where would a Heavenly Master marry a female ghost?”
“Moreover, with the increasing spiritual aura in the mortal world, the Yin- Yang Path may be re-established in the future. At that time, the Underworld Palace will surely not tolerate you Yin spirits and malevolent beings running rampant in the mortal world…What will you do if they send ghost officials to take your lives?”
Liu Shishi’s face darkened.
Whilst Yue Yuluo said, “It’s simple, let our husband commit suicide and turn into a fierce ghost, so he can fly together with us.”
Xu Yang: ” ”
Yun Mengxi continued, “People in the mortal world value loyalty and filial piety, the so-called ‘three unfilial acts,’ the greatest of which is to have no descendants. Xu Yang has no children yet; if he commits suicide, how can he face his ancestors?”
Xu Yang thought to himself, I am an abandoned baby, what am I afraid of?
If I go to the Underworld Palace and meet my ancestors, the ones with no face to face them should be them!
As for Yue Yuluo, she said without thinking, “That’s easy, just let our husband have a baby!”
Yun Mengxi: “You are ghosts, how can you give birth?”
Yue Yuluo laughed, “That’s even simpler… just let our husband marry another mortal woman, right?”
“Alt, this… ”
Xu Yang was overjoyed but put on a troubled face, saying, “If I marry you and then marry someone else, wouldn’t that be wrong?”
“No problem.”
Liu Shishi said lightly, “In ancient times, it was common for powerful men to have multiple wives and concubines… moreover, if our marriage prevents you, Xu Yang, from having descendants, wouldn’t that be our fault?”
She also wanted to address Xu Yang like Yue Yuluo, but when the words reached her mouth, she couldn’t say it, so she changed her words and glanced at Yun Mengxi, saying, “Besides, although Yun Mengxi has turned herself into a zombie, thus having the undead characteristics of a zombie… in reality, her physiological structure is still the same as that of a normal woman.”
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Xu Yang was a little confused, muttering, “What does that mean?”
“You don’t understand this?”
Yun Mengxi, peeling her nails with a watermelon knife, said indifferently, “Liu Shishi means for me to have your child, what a wild wishful thought… What are you looking at? Do you believe I’ll chop you to death with a single knife?”
Xu Yang shrank his neck and dared not look at Yun Mengxi anymore.
However, in his heart, he secretly scolded…
Damn!
Dare to threaten Daoist Master?
Watch Daoist Master sort you out tonight!
As for the wedding matter, it was temporarily not mentioned. One human, two ghosts and one zombie filled Liu Shishi’s grave with the dug-out soil, forming a small mound.
Xu Yang didn’t know where he got a bunch of fresh flowers, placing them in front of the mound, sighing, “Anyway, this was once your home… pay your respects.”
With that, he took out three sticks of incense from his storage space, lit them, and handed them to Liu Shishi.
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Liu Shishi was speechless for a while.
Let me offer incense to myself?
Are you crazy?
However, she still took the incense and inserted it into the mound, while Yun Mengxi, watching from the side, snickered and said, “Now that the incense is offered, why not put some fruit as well?”
She flipped her hand and brought out a few apples. Holding back her laughter, she placed them on Liu Shishi’s grave.
Only then did Xu Yang notice that this zombie, Yun Mengxi, actually had a “storage ring” on her.
Liu Shishi couldn’t help laughing too.
The frustration of being grave-dug was swept away.
By the time they returned to the guest house in Zhouzhi County, it was already 10 PM. Yang Yin was alone in the room, and when Xu Yang and the others returned safely, she anxiously came to greet them, crying and sobbing, “Shishi, I’m so glad you’re all right.”
Xu Yang couldn’t help saying, “Shishi is fine, why are you still crying?”
Yang Yin choked up, “I was scared… ”
With that, she suddenly threw herself into Xu Yang’s arms, her emotions seeming to have found an outlet as she burst into tears, saying, “Manager, you and Sister Mengxi, Sister Yuluo left, and many people came to check up on me. Some even sneaked into the room… If I hadn’t hid well, you might not have seen me.”
Xu Yang was startled.
Indeed.
During the afternoon, he killed three people in the guest house, making quite a commotion, which would have attracted the attention of many in the martial world.
Afterwards, on the outskirts of the city, he “entered Dao,” causing a great anomaly. It was reasonable for many to be curious and secretly come to the guest house to investigate.
