This Taoist Master is too Frivolous - Chapter 112
Chapter 112: Chapter 103: This zombie has a strong martial world vibe!_2
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He paused for a moment and continued, “Besides, as a cultivator, having a zombie in my household to research would also be a kind of training for my Daoist skills.”
“How audacious!”
Inside the coffin, the zombie suddenly spoke again, angrily saying, “So you’re Xu Yang, the grandson of that stinky old Daoist? Good. Your grandfather sealed me, and now you, too, dare to target me. Wait till I break free. I’ll make sure you can neither live nor die, begging for mercy under my crotch!”
Apparently,
Although Xu Yang had re-inserted the coffin nails, the internal seal had loosened, at least to the extent that the zombie could temporarily transmit her voice out of the coffin.
Xu Yang: ” ”
He couldn’t help but twitch at the corners of his mouth.
This zombie…
Had quite a bit of martial world temperament!
And she even knew of him, which was interesting… Grandpa may have sealed her, but he certainly wouldn’t have told her about his grandson Xu Yang for no reason beforehand, right?
After some discussion, Feng Zhaoqing agreed to temporarily “lend” the zombie to Xu Yang.
Selling it was definitely out of the question.
However, he promised to apply to his superiors and said straight out, “In recent days, Master Xu has done a lot for the Spirits Management Bureau and even resolved two red-robed zombies, avoiding a lot of trouble. He has made contributions to both Da Xia and society.”
“As long as you can ensure that this zombie won’t harm the human realm, I think the higher-ups should not object.”
“In that case, I appreciate it, Grandmaster Feng.”
Xu Yang pledged, “As long as you give me this zombie, I can help you catch another red-robed zombie for the Spirits Management Bureau… Also, I know that the members of the Supernatural Affairs Bureau require many Daoist talismans when capturing ghosts and demons. I can provide you with a portion of talismans.”
“Oh?”
Listening to his words, Feng Zhaoqing’s heart leaped for joy, and he inquired, “Has Supreme Sage Qingxu left many talismans for Master Xu?”
“My grandpa only left a few Suppress Evil and Break Malevolent Energies Talismans,” Xu Yang explained. “Being a cultivator, I can make talismans myself… However, my cultivation is too low, and I can only create some simple talismans for now, such as Diamond Talisman, Movement Talisman, divine strength talisman, Evil-warding Talisman, Ghost-repelling Talisman, Safety Talisman, Wealth Attraction Talisman, etc…”
Worried that the Supernatural Affairs Bureau would demand too many talismans from him, Xu Yang paused and added, “Of course, since I haven’t been making talismans for too long and am not yet adept at drawing them, I can only create about a hundred or so Diamond Talismans and divine strength talismans per day.”
He deliberately understated the number.
After all, he still needed time to cultivate.
He couldn’t be drawing talismans for the Supernatural Affairs Bureau all day, could he?
“Wait!”
Staring wide-eyed and somewhat absent-minded, Feng Zhaoqing suddenly exclaimed, “Master Xu, did I hear that correctly… Did you just say… more than a hundred?”
“Uh…”
Was that below the average?
Xu Yang replied, “Actually, if I put in extra effort, I can draw a few dozen more each day… But no more than that, since I also need to cultivate!”
Feng Zhaoqing: “….”
He felt his scalp tingling slightly.
He suspected he might have been hearing things!
Diamond Talisman, Movement Talisman, and divine strength talisman!
These were well-known “top three” talismans in the Daoist world, and almost every sect had their own methods of drawing these three talismans, just with different names!
He knew some “Great Masters of talismans,” such as Master Luan from the Maoshan Sect, who had some fame in making talismans. Yet, even someone like Luan Haiping could barely manage to successfully produce ten Diamond Talismans in a day without any sleep… and that was after twenty years of studying talismans!
How old was Xu Yang?
Only 22 years old!
Even if he was Supreme Sage Qingxu’s “grandson” and had been personally taught by Master Qingxu since he was a child, how could he possibly make more than a hundred talismans a day? That’s just too exaggerated, right?
At this moment, the zombie matter was no longer important!
Feng Zhaoqing wished he could report this news immediately…
He immediately said, “Master Xu, since the zombie matter has been settled, why don’t we go back now?”
“Sure!”
Xu Yang nodded.
He picked up the stone coffin again.
Since the car was parked on the mountain top, they needed to carry the stone coffin up the mountain. Of course, the mountain on the Loess Plateau was only about 300 meters high from the foot to the top, and there weren’t many steep areas.
After applying another divine strength talisman, Xu Yang moved quickly and reached the top of the mountain in no time.
However…
An awkward situation occurred.
The stone coffin was too big to fit in the SUV’s trunk.
Feng Zhaoqing came up with an idea, saying, “Put the coffin on the roof… Let Wang Lin go up there and hold it.”
“This…”
Xu Yang said, “Isn’t it too dangerous? How about I carry it back? After all, it’s only about 150 kilometers to Wu City. I can use Movement Talismans and divine strength talismans along the way, so it won’t be much slower than driving!” Movement Talismans and divine strength talismans?
Using them continuously for 150 kilometers?
Wang Lin’s eyes almost popped out. He knew that these talismans had a limited duration. One talisman could have an effect for about 10 minutes!
How many talismans would he need for this journey?
He said promptly, “Master Xu, you sit in the car… I’m a three-realm warrior, after all. How dangerous could it be to hold a coffin on the roof? It would be unlucky and a waste of talismans for you to carry it all the way…”
“Ah, you don’t have to thank me… Of course, if you want to thank me, just give me one of these divine strength talismans!”
Xu Yang couldn’t help but laugh.
How could he not see that Wang Lin was eyeing his talismans?
He had plenty of these, and he could draw one in just a few minutes. He grabbed a handful without even counting how many there were and stuffed them into Wang Lin’s arms, saying, “There are Movement Talismans, divine strength talismans, and Diamond Talismans here. Since that’s the case, I’ll have to trouble you.”
Feng Zhaoqing’s eyes turned red when he saw this scene.
He pulled Wang Lin aside and whispered, “Wang Lin, I suddenly remembered that I don’t have a driver’s license… Why don’t you drive, and I’ll hold the coffin!”
Wang Lin wouldn’t hear of it and jumped directly onto the roof, looking determined not to get off.
Feng Zhaoqing was, after all, the captain and a leader who had been promoted to the Grandmaster Realm in martial arts. He had his dignity and couldn’t snatch the talismans in front of Xu Yang, so he could only get in the car and act as the driver.
In his heart…
He believed Xu Yang’s claim of being able to draw hundreds of talismans a day even more!
Xu Yang put the coffin on the roof and got in the car.
The SUV started, speeding along the way. They left at over 9 o’clock and arrived in Wu City before 12 noon, dropping Xu Yang off at the door of the funeral shop.
After being in the sun on the roof all the way, Wang Lin was not tired at all; on the contrary, he had a ruddy complexion and helped Xu Yang carry the stone coffin down.
Feng Zhaoqing also got out of the car, said goodbye to Xu Yang, and then drove back to the team with Wang Lin.
Xu Yang carried the stone coffin into the funeral shop.
As soon as he entered the door, he felt three pairs of eyes on him.
Liu Shishi glanced at the stone coffin Xu Yang was carrying and sneered, “Men… Hmph!”
With that, she got up and floated towards the second floor.
Yue Yuluo, puzzled, asked, “Why is Sister Shishi angry… Husband, where did you buy this coffin from?”
Nearby,
Yang Yin blushed and whispered, “Maybe… Sister Shishi thinks Boss brought back another female ghost!”
After all,
That’s how she came.
Xu Yang put the coffin on the ground, pulled a chair over, and sat down with his legs crossed, lighting a cigarette and smiling faintly, “I, Xu Yang, always act justly and sit upright with a clear conscience… Shishi, come back!”
He stopped Liu Shishi as she floated towards the second floor and pointed at the coffin, “I didn’t bring back a female ghost this time. What’s sealed inside this coffin is a zombie.”
“Wow!”
“A zombie?”
Yang Yin was surprised, “I’ve never seen a zombie before!”
She came to the stone coffin and walked around it, looking curious.
Liu Shishi also stopped and stood at the staircase, frowning, “Why did you bring a zombie home? Zombies are corpses that couldn’t rest in peace, transformed by resentment, geomancy, yin energy, and evil energy invading their body. Keeping it in the house is inauspicious!”
“Hehe!”
Before Xu Yang could speak, a cold laugh came from inside the coffin, “You, a ghost, are talking to me about good luck… Do you have no shame?”
Liu Shishi: “…”
Yang Yin: “…”
Yue Yuluo was surprised, “Ah… Husband, this zombie can actually speak, and she’s a woman… Could it be that you found another sister for us?”
PS: I was busy all day today. I just finished writing this chapter with 4000 words. I’m still typing now, so there will be more by around 12 o’clock.
