This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 67

Chapter 67: You’re a Good Principal

“Strange.”

“This Chen Yu is too strange.”

Somewhere in the audience stands, Officer Wang leaned back in his chair and stared at Chen Yu in Ring 4, frowning and deep in thought.

“Could it be that his physical fitness is really innate? Then why hasn’t he shown it in his 12 years of student life…”

“Captain.” The policewoman sitting next to him asked, “Did you find anything?”

“No.” Officer Wang rubbed his temples. “I just feel that this Chen Yu must be hiding some big secret.”

“Big boobs?” In the front row, a white-haired old man subconsciously turned his head. “Where do you find big boobs?”

The three policemen: “…”

…

After the victory was announced, Chen Yu immediately let go of the examiner’s hand and left the ring as if he was fleeing.

If he continued to stay on the stage, perhaps the audience would cheer him to death…

Returning to the waiting area, Chen Yu could clearly feel that whether it was the leadership of No. 7 High School or the examinees, the way they looked at him had changed.

“Tsk.”

Curling his lips, Chen Yu sat boldly on the chair and closed his eyes. “Where’s the massage? Give me two.”

“Quick! All of you go!” The dean at the side waved his hand. “Give Student Chen Yu a good massage!”

The six technicians rushed forward. One massaged his left arm, one massaged his right arm, one massaged his left leg, one massaged his right leg, one massaged his head, and one… Also massaged his head…

“Yes, it’s comfortable. Put more force on it.” Chen Yu yawned lazily. “Where’s the principal? Where did he go?”

“Here! I’m here.” The principal of No. 7 High School moved closer. “Student Chen Yu, it’s been hard on you.”

“I just stretched my legs. What’s there to be hard about?” Chen Yu opened one of his eyes and looked at the principal. “I heard you say just now… That you want Chen Kaizi to beat someone up? Beat who up?”

“Of course I want to beat up Chen Kaizi!” The principal widened his eyes and said angrily, “I mean you want to beat up Chen Kaizi! Well done! He was disobedient!”

“Oh, so I didn’t hear wrongly before. You’re asking him to admit defeat.”

“That’s right.” The principal tilted his head. “What else?”

“I thought you were asking me to admit defeat.” Chen Yu came to a realization.

“This… This is the biggest joke in the world! Student Chen Yu has the advantage in strength, so naturally, the other party admitted defeat. Chen Kaizi is disobedient, and now he’s still being resuscitated. He deserves it.”

The dean at the side: “…”

The examinees: “…”

“That’s fine. Principal, as a student, I’m very gratified that you can think like this.” Chen Yu stretched out his hand, wanting to pat the principal’s shoulder, but because he was sitting, his palm couldn’t reach it.

The principal was quick-witted. He immediately bent down and let Chen Yu pat him twice.

“Mm.” Chen Yu smiled. “You’re a good principal. Wait for me to bring back a champion for you.”

“Then let’s have a good relationship!” The principal held back his excitement and took out a bottle of energy drink. He personally opened it, inserted a straw, and handed it to Chen Yu’s mouth. “Come, Student Chen Yu, replenish some water.”

In the battle just now, the strength that Chen Kaizi had displayed had already greatly exceeded his expectations.

He did not expect that this Chen Yu, whose name was not well-known, was actually even more ‘fierce’ than Chen Kaizi.

He didn’t even use his Qi..

If he used all his Qi… Perhaps he would really have a chance to peek at the title of the top scorer?

With this thought in mind, the principal of No. 7 High School became even more excited. He almost crushed the beverage bottle with his strength.

Since the establishment of No. 7 High School, not to mention the top scorer, only a handful of people could advance to the official competition…

“Student Chen Yu.” After calming down his emotions, the principal asked tentatively, “With your strength, how could you be expelled from No. 2 High School?”

“Oh, I smoked.”

“Smoked?”

“Yes.”

“That’s it?!” The principal widened his eyes again.

“Yeah.” Chen Yu nodded.

“Just because you smoked, they expelled a student?” The principal seemed to have heard some outrageous rumors.

“Students can’t smoke, so there’s nothing to say about being expelled.”

“Nonsense! Isn’t this f*cking nonsense?” The principal looked in the direction of No. 2 High School’s waiting area and cursed. “What right does he have to expel students? Just because he’s the principal? Does the principal count as poor?!”

Chen Yu: “…”

The leaders of No. 7 High School: “…”

“How can there be a principal without students? What does he eat? What does he wear? Who pays his salary? What is he? Look at how awesome he is, and he still dares to expel students?”

Chen Yu clapped in amazement. “You’re absolutely right.”

“The principal is a gardener. He grows flowers, repairs flowers, and nurtures flowers. How can he uproot flowers just because there’s a little smoke on them? Is he worthy of the skin on his body?”

Clap! Clap! Clap!

Chen Yu clapped hard. “Please continue!”

“Of course I have to say it!” The principal of No. 7 High School said righteously. “Students smoke, so naturally there’s a reason for smoking. Can they smoke without pressure? Can they smoke if they care enough? Any problem has to be traced back to the root of the problem. As an educator, they should always reflect on whether they have done something wrong, causing the students to rebel. If parents send their children to school and get addicted to smoking, isn’t this the school’s responsibility? The principal’s responsibility?! And they dare to expel them? Where did their face come from?! Motherf*cker.”

“Good!” Chen Yu’s blood boiled when he heard that. He squatted down on the chair and held the principal’s hand tightly. “You are really a good principal. The educational philosophy is too advanced.”

“This is what a principal should do. He must study all the time. The responsibility is great, time waits for no man.”

“Not bad, you are really a good principal.” Chen Yu took out half a box of cigarettes from his pocket and handed one to the principal. “Come, Big Brother, have one.”

“I have Huazi here, smoke mine.” The principal took out a box of soft packets of Zhonghua.

“No, I’m used to smoking Harbin. I have this bad habit.” Chen Yu shook the cigarette. “What? Principal looks down on me? Looking down on me?”

“How can that be.” The principal quickly pulled out a Harbin cigarette and stuffed it into his mouth. “Brother, aren’t you thinking of changing your taste?”

“It’s not like I don’t have money to smoke in Zhonghua. I’ve smoked enough.” Chen Yu took out a lighter and lit up the two cigarettes. He took a deep breath and slowly exhaled. “The main thing is that Harbin is strong. It’s satisfying to smoke.”

“It is indeed satisfying. Cough.” The principal secretly exhaled the smoke and asked in a low voice, “Brother, tell me everything. Was that kick really pure physical strength?”

“Of course.” Chen Yu flicked the ash off the cigarette. “I used my strength to hit a student. I’m not bullying anyone.”

“Then, if you add a Level 0.7 strength, what level can your true strength reach?”

“Don’t worry, cousin. The top scorer is within your grasp.”

Hearing this, the principal of No. 7 High School took a deep breath and held Chen Yu’s hand tightly. “Good brother. Whether or not I can be promoted further depends on you!”

“We’re all friends, don’t stand on ceremony. Come, finish this cigarette.”

“Finish it!”

The two of them ‘smoked’ the cigarette and stood up, looking at each other and smiling.

The dean at the side was dumbfounded.

There was only one question lingering in his mind.

“This guy can also be a principal?”