This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 60
Chapter 60: Welcome To the Real College Entrance Examination
“The winner, No. 7 High School, Chen Yu.”
With the announcement of the examiner, the crowd of onlookers suddenly came back to their senses.
“Oh my goddess!”
“How are you?”
“Call 120!”
“Is there a doctor? We need a doctor!”
“Quick, drink some hot water…”
The cheerleaders rushed forward in panic and surrounded Liu Qian.
There were those who cared, those who supported her, those who comforted her, and those who cried bitterly… There were also a few people whose eyes were burning with anger. They wanted nothing more than to rush into the arena and give Chen Yu a round of kicks.
“If you don’t like it, come up and train alone.” Chen Yu hooked his finger at these people.
“Don’t provoke them. I’ll give you a warning.” The examiner blocked in front of Chen Yu. “Classmate, you can leave now. Congratulations, you’ve successfully advanced. The outdoor battle arena will be held at one o’clock in the afternoon. Keep an eye on the big screen at all times.”
“Thank you.”
Nodding, Chen Yu turned around and walked down the arena.
Then, he was surrounded by a group of admissions officers.
“Hello, student. I’m from Southwest Medical University. Do you have time to chat?”
“Chen Yu, do you want to get to know Chang’an University?”
“Add me on WeChat and we’ll contact each other in private.”
“Are you interested in coming to our Dongshan Martial Arts School?”
“My name card. The salary and scholarship can be discussed…”
Liu Qian was an excellent candidate with a strength of 0.8. Many universities were keeping an eye on her.
Chen Yu’s easy defeat of Liu Qian immediately attracted the attention of these universities.
The admissions staff of a certain school seemed to have determined Chen Yu’s sexual orientation. He even whispered into Chen Yu’s ear, “Student Chen Yu, come to our Ice City Science and Technology. We are all men. You are so gay that you can’t even see a woman!”
Chen Yu: “…”
After getting rid of these admissions officers’ pestering, Chen Yu returned to the No. 7 High School district.
He saw the form teacher of Class 6 doing the statistics. “Other than student Chen Kaizi, who else in our class has advanced?”
The students of Class 6 did not say a word.
“Cough.” Chen Yu coughed lightly and walked forward. “I…”
“Can’t you see that I’m busy?!” The form teacher turned around and rebuked angrily.
Chen Yu: “…”
The homeroom teacher: “What do you mean you? What are you doing?”
Chen Yu: “I wish you a long life.”
The homeroom teacher: “There’s no need.”
After glaring at Chen Yu, the homeroom teacher continued to look at the students. “Who else has advanced? No one? Then which one of us has been given contact information by the undergraduate university?”
“Me!”
“Me.”
“Me, me, me…”
“Teacher, I’m a specialist…”
The homeroom teacher recorded each and every one of them one by one and then let out a sigh of relief. “Not bad, six undergraduate subjects, eighteen specialist subjects. I’m proud of all of you. Applause!”
Clap, clap, clap…
Clap, clap, clap…
Da, da…
Someone was patting his belly.
“Next, student Chen Kaizi, let’s study the tactics of the group arena…”
Chen Yu, who was excluded, shrugged his shoulders and turned around to leave.
…
Half an hour later.
All the matches in the room ended.
The College Entrance Examination officials began to dismiss everyone. Regardless of whether it was the teachers, the school authorities, the admissions office, the reporters, or even the officials, they were all expelled.
Only the examinees who had obtained the qualification to advance could stay.
Following that, teams of professional soldiers entered and controlled all the checkpoints, passageways, and corridors with live ammunition. They protected the safety of these examinees in all aspects.
From this moment on, these examinees were the most important group of people in the city.
They represented the most precious treasure produced by a human group in a year.
“All advanced examinees, please pay attention. Now, everyone has ten minutes to take a urine test.”
“I repeat, all advanced examinees, please pay attention. Now, everyone has only ten minutes to take a urine test…”
The announcement sounded.
Chen Yu stood up from behind a potted plant and found that the originally crowded hall was already empty.
He roughly estimated that there would not be more than four hundred candidates who had advanced to the next round.
Just as he showed his head, a group of soldiers walked over and asked, “This student, are you an advanced student?”
“Yes, my name is Chen Yu.”
The leading soldier took out his tablet and pressed it a few times before nodding. “Student Chen Yu, please go and take a urine test as soon as possible.”
“Alright, I’ll go now.”
He went to the bathroom and received a urine box. Chen Yu loosened his belt as he walked in.
“It’s time for my favorite segment again…”
Chen Yu walked to the ‘C’ of the bathroom’s urinals and took off his pants.
Left 1: “F*ck.”
Right 1: “F*ck.”
Left 2: “F*ck…”
Right 2: “Good guy…”
Left 3: “(O)??”
Right 3: “(⊙ O ⊙)…”
Left 4: “Bro at the back, you pee first.”
Back man: “Why don’t you go first…”
At the bathroom door, the bespectacled girl pouted. “Look at you guys. What’s there to compare? What’s there to see?”
“Get lost! This is the men’s washroom! Are You f*cking lost again?!”
…
[Jealousy and rejection: Self-confidence +4; Charm +6; Luck +2; Temperament +4]
[Jealousy and rejection: Self-confidence +3; Spirit +3; Luck +1; Temperament +3]
[Jealousy and… ]
Listening to the electronic synthesizer that kept echoing in his mind, Chen Yu pulled up his pants in satisfaction and pinched the urine box, exclaiming, “What a nuisance. It’s uncomfortable no matter where I put it.”
Everyone: “…”
[Jealousy and rejection: Self-confidence +8; Charm +14; Luck +5; Temperament +9]
[Jealousy and rejection: Self-confidence +15; Charm +24; Luck +10; Temperament +16…]
He walked out of the bathroom.
After taking a few steps, Chen Yu turned around in surprise and looked at the six soldiers behind him. “Why are you following me?”
“We have analyzed that you might be attacked from the shadows, and we are here to provide you with temporary protection.”
Chen Yu: “…”
Very quickly, all the examinees completed their urine tests.
Under the arrangements of the staff, they gathered in the middle of the hall.
Then, a bald man walked up to the podium.
Under the savage scar on his forehead was a pair of fierce eyes that swept across the entire hall.
“Hello, everyone. I am the Chief Examiner of this year’s College Entrance Examination.” His voice was a little hoarse. “You can call me the Chief Examiner. There is still half an hour before the outdoor battle arena starts. Now, we will repeat the examination rules.”
After he finished speaking, a bespectacled man walked up from behind the bald man and said in a clear voice, “The outdoor battle arena is divided into three rounds. The elimination system. As long as there is one defeat, you will lose the qualification to participate in the official competition. However…”
His voice paused for a moment, and the bespectacled man revealed a smile. “Even if you win all three rounds, you may not necessarily advance.”
Below the stage, the examinees all had extremely serious expressions.
“Everyone should know the reason. There are too many people, and they can’t fight. They can only decide who will advance based on the score of the Examiner Group.”
“So, if you want to advance, not only do you have to win three rounds, you also have to win beautifully. You have to fully display your ability and talent.”
The bespectacled man pushed his glasses and a cold light reflected off them. “You have to have the mentality of killing the other party…”
“…”
The crowd remained silent.
In the crowd, Chen Yu suddenly understood.
No wonder the College Entrance Exam in his memory was so brutal.
So this was the rule of the outdoor battle arena.
Even the ‘winner’ only had three chances to display themselves. Who wouldn’t risk their lives to fight?
The bespectacled man finished his narration.
The bald man continued, “This is the rule. The examinees present can only advance to 12 people. They will compete against 20 seeds in tomorrow’s official competition.”
As he spoke, he raised his wrist and looked at the time. “There are still 20 minutes left. Everyone can go to the restaurant to eat some food.”
“Or…”
“Use this time to write a suicide note.”
The examinees: “…”
The corners of the bald man’s mouth curled up. His ordinary smile actually looked cruel. “Children, welcome to the real College Entrance Exam.”
