This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 341
Chapter 341: Breaking Through To Level 3! (5)
Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL
Chen Yu and the others had breakfast.
They left the hotel.
In an old residential building nearby, they rented a pickup truck at a high price.
They opened the door and sat in the driver’s seat. Chen Yu’s left foot was on the clutch, and his right foot was on the accelerator. He twisted the key forcefully.
“Buzz… Buzz… Vroom, vroom, vroom…
The truck started.
Chen Yu’s buttocks were also numb from the shock.
After releasing the clutch, he turned to look at the original owner outside the truck. “Boss, is the engine of the tractor in your pickup truck?”
“Young man.” The old owner asked incoherently, “You… ahem, how old are you this year?”
“I’m in my twenties. Why?”
“Young… ahem, young lady.” The owner looked at Chen Siwen again. “How old are you this year?”
“About the same age as him.”
“So.” The owner knocked on the rusted hood of the pickup. “It’s older than the two of you combined. How can it not cough… ahem… cough?”
“Chen Yu.” Chen Siwen’s expression was serious. “You really wasted your money.”
“There’s no choice. There’s no difference between Hidden City and empty city. There’s not even a place to sell cars within a radius of ten kilometers. Just make do with it.” Chen Yu wiped the dust off the steering wheel and waved. “Get in the car.”
“Are you sure you can sit in this kind of vehicle?” Chen Siwen looked at the fog-like dust in the car with a look of disdain.
“Yes, I can. Just don’t breathe.”
“…” Chen Siwen lamented, “Why did I have to come with you?”
Chen Yu: “You f*cking said the same thing the last time we went to the northeast. Do you think I want to take you? Do you want to sit or not? If not, ride on your own motorcycle.”
“Yes.” Chen Siwen covered her nose and slowly sat in the back row. “If I ride on a motorcycle, I suspect that you will lose me.”
Chen Yu: “Am I the devil? Lose you?”
“You lost Ma Li.”
“Ma Li?” Chen Yu was stunned. “Ma Li is here too?”
Everyone: “…”
Following that, BB and Bahuang Yao also sat inside.
Seeing that everyone was present, Chen Yu waved to the original owner of the truck and pressed the horn twice.
Quack! Quack!
Chen Yu: “…Boss, your car sounds a bit strange.”
“Young man,” said the owner with his hands behind his back, “How old are you this year?”
“…Goodbye.”
Hum! Thump, thump, thump —
He stepped on the gas and the truck clanked away.
The tires, the frame, the floor, the rear… the entire vehicle, from front to back, left to right, from top to bottom, there was nothing that did not make a sound.
Furthermore, a spring would bounce off from time to time…
It would scatter a puff of yellow rust…
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Chen Siwen: “This truck…”
BB: “Is this the technology of mankind?”
“Young man.” At this moment, the original owner of the car, Luo Guo, staggered over with his back on. He asked Chen Yu who was inside the truck window, “You haven’t… ahem… answer me, how old are you?”
Chen Yu: “…”
Crack crack crack!
His right hand paused and put on sixth gear, then he stepped on the accelerator with his right foot.
Vroom!
The powerful engine spewed hot energy!
It kept pushing the body of the car to increase its speed! It moved forward like a gust of wind!
Everyone in the vehicle vaguely felt the feeling of their backs being pushed, and their expressions changed.
“This speed…” Chen Siwen’s pupils constricted. “Is… is it really a pickup truck…”
“Young man.”
The system was a little anxious and quickly changed from walking to jogging. He said to Chen Yu in the car, “Hurry up and tell me, how old are you?”
Chen Yu: “…”
BB: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Chen Siwen: “…”
“F * ck!”Chen Yu roared at the original owner. “I’m f*cking in sixth gear, but I can’t outrun an old man like you?!”
Chen Siwen was expressionless. “That’s why I said, is this really a pickup truck?”
Bahuang Yao: “Sis… Sis, you should say, is this really a vehicle?”
Screech —
Seeing that no one responded, the old man became anxious. He reached out and grabbed the car door, forcefully pulling the pickup truck to a stop. “Young man, how old are you? How old are you? How old are you?”
Chen Yu:”…In my twenties.”
“Young lady, what about you?”
Chen Siwen: “Same as him.”
“Look.” The old man slapped his thigh and pointed at the pickup. “It… cough cough, it’s older than the two of you combined. How can its voice not be hoarse?”
Chen Yu: “…I know, Sir. I was wrong, Sir. Can you let us go now, Sir?”
“Have a safe trip!” The truck owner released his grip.
Vroom! Thump, thump, thump…
The pickup immediately roared and proceeded at a ‘steady speed’.
“…Chen Yu.” Chen Siwen sighed deeply. “Where are you going? Why don’t we walk?”
“No.” Chen Yu gritted his teeth. “I’ve already paid for it. We have to drive it.”
“But if you drive like this… I’m afraid that you won’t be able to get out of this street even if you drive to death.”
Hearing that, Chen Yu stepped on the accelerator and turned around to look at the truck owner behind him who was less than ten meters away. He ordered, “Sis, get out and push.”
Chen Siwen: “??”
“Why don’t you get out of the car and go home? The car is so slow because you’re too heavy.”
“Bullsh*t!” Chen Siwen felt as if her tail had been stepped on. “You’re heavier than me!”
Chen Yu: “I weigh seventy kilograms.”
Bahuang Yao: “I weigh more than 40 kilograms.”
BB: “What’s a kilogram?”
Chen Siwen: “…”
No one said a word for a moment.
Chen Siwen quietly got out of the car and walked to the rear of the car. She raised her leg and ruthlessly kicked it out!
Dong!
Hu —
The speed of the old pickup instantly soared to 100 kilometers per hour!
Inside the car.
Chen Yu gripped the steering wheel tightly. His entire back was stuck to the seat. “Awesome. 0 to 100 kilometers. Just one kick is all it takes.”
Looking at the rapidly shrinking body of the car, Chen Siwen slowly pulled back her legs, and her face was sad.
“Little girl.” The old man walked over and looked her up and down. “How old are you?”
…
“Zang City, Zhongping Street, No. 63…”
Driving the pickup truck with the strength of 1 wen, Chen Yu turned left and right under the guidance of the [Wicked Map], looking for his destination.
“Brother Yu.” Looking back at Chen Siwen who was running behind him, Bahuang Yao was a little nervous. “Just… just let big sister push from behind?”
“Yes. Is there a problem?”
“Do… Do you want me to change?”
“Xiao Wen pushed pretty well.” Chen Yu frowned. “Why do you want to change her? Tell me.”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“With your physique, what level is it? Can you push without exploding your Qi? If you can’t push, you don’t have the ability to do so, do you know? When you push, your Qi will be exhausted and you will become a dead dog. Tell me, how will you explain it?”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“You don’t even want your face anymore.”
Bahuang Yao: “…Why am I so familiar with these words?”
After saying that, the few people in the truck did not speak.
About five minutes later.
BB shifted her butt and moved to Bahuang Yao’s side. She whispered, “Sister.”
“Ah? Is something the matter, BB?”
“Yes.” BB nodded and deliberately said in a childish tone, “Sister, what is your relationship with Lord Chen Yu?”
“Us…”
Bahuang Yao subconsciously covered her chest.
There was a fragrance bag there. Inside it was the three Spirit Gathering Pills that Chen Yu had given her last night.
“We… We are good friends.”
“How good friends?” BB asked.
“Very good.”
“But yesterday.” BB glanced at Chen Yu and silently opened her mouth. She mouthed, ‘Lord said that you are his fiancée.’
Bahuang Yao’s cheeks were filled with joy as she quickly covered BB’s mouth. “Shh! Don’t talk nonsense.”
“Sister.” BB grabbed the girl’s hand. “BB wants to ask you for something.”
“Don’t… you’re too polite. Tell me. I’ll help you if I can do it.”
“Can you take me in as a maid?”
Bahuang Yao: “What?”
“I beg you!” BB lowered her head and acted coquettishly.
But her eyes, hidden in the dark, were shining brightly…
…
“We’re here.”
Zhongping Street.
Chen Yu glanced at his phone screen and stepped on the brakes. “We’re at 63 Zhongping Street… Eh? Eh? Brakes? Where are the brakes?”
Screech screech —
The disc brakes were ear-piercing and the tires were burnt.
However, at the back of the car, Chen Siwen was still pushing with her head down.
As she pushed, she mumbled, “Why is it getting heavier and heavier?”
“Quack! Quack! Quack!”
In the car, Chen Yu pressed the horn crazily and stuck his head out to shout, “Stop pushing! The wheels are giving off sparks, yet you’re still pushing!”
“Ah?”
Chen Siwen reacted and slowly let go.
The pickup immediately stopped on the spot.
Chen Yu: “What are you waiting for? Bring it back.”
“Oh, oh.”
Fifty meters.
Thirty meters.
Five meters…
“Stop!”
The car stopped, Chen Yu pushed the door open and walked out. He dusted off the dust on his buttocks and looked up and down at the single-story villa in front of him.
He picked up his phone and pointed at the location. He excitedly clicked his fingers.
“63 Zhongping Street. It’s right here.”
“You traveled thousands of miles from the Mountain Province just for this place?” Chen Siwen walked over with her hands on her hips, panting.
“Of course.”
“Is he your friend?”
“No.” Chen Yu licked his lips. “He’s an almighty with overwhelming talent. His appearance can ‘indirectly’ save the entire human race.”
“…Tsk tsk.” Chen Siwen pursed her lips.
“You guys wait here. I’ll go in by myself.”
As he spoke, Chen Yu combed his hair, adjusted his clothes, and even cleaned the dust off his shoes.
Seeing this, Chen Siwen’s originally playful expression slowly turned serious.
As Chen Yu’s biological sister, they grew up together.
She knew Chen Yu’s personality too well.
For Chen Yu to treat them so seriously despite his careless and unkempt appearance… They must be an extraordinary person…
Padah.
Padah…
Chen Yu raised his leg and walked up the wooden steps to the door step by step.
Just as he was about to knock on the door, a fierce argument broke out behind the door.
“Zhen Congming! Why did you have s*x with her? I’m so disappointed.”
“She lay there naked. What can I do? Can I control myself?”
“Bullsh*t! You Can’t control yourself when she’s naked? You should do an autopsy! The autopsy is your job!”
“It’s none of your business!”
“Zhen Congming… You’re the worst veterinarian I’ve ever met!”
Outside the door.
BB: “…”
Chen Siwen: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“Professor Zhen!”
Different from the three girls, hearing this familiar scene, Chen Yu’s eyes lit up and his breathing quickened. He was so excited that his whole body was trembling. “It’s him! It’s him! It’s him!”
‘He’s really here…’
With this thought in mind, Chen Yu didn’t hesitate any more and pushed open the wooden door.
