This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 335
Chapter 335: Parting Ways
Translator: Simple MTL Editor: Simple MTL
Outside Qingcheng.
Tailwind Express Delivery camp.
In a passenger limousine.
Chen Yu was standing, and the bearded man was sitting.
Chen Yu was carrying a backpack, and the bearded man was holding a doll.
The two of them looked at each other.
Killing intent and lightning echoed each other, layer upon layer.
Both of them had the urge to burst out and kill each other..
“…If I’m guilty.” The bearded man tried hard to suppress his anger. “Please let the police take me away, and not send you to torture me.”
“…Killing someone is nothing more than nodding your head.” Chen Yu was also suppressing his anger. “If I’ve offended you in any way, it’s been so many times and all the grudges have been settled. Can you let me go?”
The bearded man: “Can you let me go?”
Chen Yu: “It’s you who should let me go, alright? The one’s who’s repeating is the dog!”
The bearded man: “The rebound! It should be you who let me go! The rebound has ended, the seal has rebounded!”
Chen Yu said, “Activate the trap card — [Holy Barrier-Reflection Power]. Let me go, let me go, let me go…”
The closer the two of them got, the louder the argument became.
It gradually attracted the attention of the staff members of the Tailwind motorcade, who surrounded the car curiously.
“Get lost!” The bearded man pulled open the window and shouted, “Are you all looking at the barren land here?”
Everyone: “…”
The bearded man: “Still looking?! Get lost!”
The crowd dispersed in a hubbub.
Retracting his head, the bearded man’s eyes widened as he stared at Chen Yu. He gritted his teeth and said, “I’ll give you 100,000 yuan. Can you leave?”
“I’ll give you 1,000,000 yuan. Please leave.”
“I’m the person in charge of the team! If I leave, you’ll lead the team?!”
Chen Yu scratched his head. “Aren’t you from Zhongtong Express?”
“F*ck! Just to avoid you, I quit Zhongtong and transferred to Tailwind. I don’t even want my shares anymore.”
“F*ck! I also specially booked Tailwind’s ticket to avoid you.”
“…”
After a moment of silence, the bearded man took a deep breath and put down the silicone doll in his arms. He pointed to the west and pressed his palms together. He bowed again and again. “Brother, Brother, Big Brother, Father! This route is to the Tibetan area, okay? I was afraid that I would bump into you again. Not only did I transfer to Tailwind, I even specially applied for the Tibetan area route… Can you let me off?”
Chen Yu: “…I’m going to the Tibetan area.”
The bearded man: “…”
Chen Yu: “…”
In the car, it only took a few seconds for the noise to turn into silence.
The bearded man sat down tiredly and said dejectedly, “I’m tired.”
Chen Yu also sat at the side and lowered his head. “Yeah, let’s destroy this world.”
“…”
The two of them sat opposite each other.
But they did not say a word.
Just like that, the stalemate lasted for more than half an hour.
It was not until the assistant got into the car and asked, “Captain… Captain, it’s time. Do you want to drive?”
The bearded man hugged the doll in his arms tightly and looked at Chen Yu. “…Are you sure you don’t want to get out of the car?”
“I’m not very sure yet.” As he said that, Chen Yu turned to ask his assistant, “Other than this express delivery, are there any other teams going to the Tibetan area today?”
The bearded man quickly winked at his assistant, indicating that there were.
The assistant gave him an ‘I understand’ look and said seriously, “Sorry, no.”
Chen Yu: “F*ck.”
The bearded man: “F*ck!”
“Sir, let’s not talk about Qingcheng. Even in the entire Mountain Province, there are no teams heading to the Tibetan area today. The fastest would be tomorrow afternoon. And although our Tailwind is more expensive, it’s definitely worth it.”
The deputy’s mouth was eloquent as he tried his best to sell. “For example, in terms of safety, our Captain will personally lead the team. It’s A Level 6 powerhouse! which blind person dares to look for trouble? You just need to lie down.”
Chen Yu: “Quickly shut up.”
The bearded man: “Quickly shut up.”
The deputy: “Okay.”
Suppressing his anger and rubbing his face, the bearded man looked at Chen Yu: “Then are you going to get off or not?”
“There’s no other way today, how am I going to get off?” Chen Yu was annoyed. “Let’s go. It’s not like we’re going to miss this time anyway.”
The bearded man: “F*ck!”
The deputy was pleased with himself and gestured to the bearded man with a ‘done’ hand gesture.
The new Captain had just taken over and he was already helping to take over a business deal.
The Captain would definitely look at him in a different light in the future…
“You can leave now.” The bearded man’s eyes were cold. “I’ll ‘pay attention’ to you.”
“Captain, you’re too polite. This is what I should do.” The deputy was delighted and quickly cupped his hands and left.
After the deputy left.
The bearded man carried the silicone doll and stood up. “Chen Yu, you’re really annoying.”
Chen Yu: “Pig, I thought so too.”
“…I’m even more annoying.”
Chen Yu: “Cut the crap. Can the motorcade leave?”
He reached out and grabbed Chen Yu’s shoulder. The bearded man narrowed his eyes. “Leave now. But you can’t sit here. You have to sit in the lead with me.”
“Why?”
“I have to keep an eye on you.”
“…Okay.” Chen Yu thought for three seconds and nodded. “I have to keep an eye on you too.”
Their eyes were as sharp as lightning. They exchanged a few rounds and stepped out of the car at the same time. Under the astonished gazes of all the staff members, they walked to the red off-road vehicle at the front of the motorcade.
Bang!
Sitting in the car and closing the door, Chen Yu adjusted the seat in the back and sat down in a slumped position. He took out a cigarette and lit it up.
“Don’t smoke in my car.” The bearded man sat next to Chen Yu with an expressionless face.
“Here.” Chen Yu took out another cigarette and handed it over. “Give me one. Huazi.”
“…Zhonghua? Let me try it.”
“How is it?”
“F*ck! This is clearly Harbin!”
“Isn’t Harbin a part of Zhonghua?”
The bearded man: “…”
“Captain, is the team moving out?” At this moment, the driver in the driver’s seat turned around and asked carefully.
“Go.”
“Yes.”
The driver nodded, picked up the walkie-talkie of the central control station, and pressed the broadcast button. “Attention, everyone. Let’s go!”
Beep! Beep! Beep!
Beep! Beep! Beep! The vehicles responded.
Hum…
Stepping on the accelerator, the leading red SUV took the lead and quickly drove away from the city gate, heading toward the Tibetan area.
Following the bumpy ride, Chen Yu looked at the ‘up and down’ silicone doll and raised his eyebrows. “This is the doll you changed to?”
“Of course.” Speaking of this topic, the bearded man could not help but reveal a gentle expression. He gently stroked the silicone doll’s long hair. “Looking at everything in the world, only it will not betray me.”
“…I think you should find a psychiatrist to have a look.”
“I’m not mentally ill.”
“Many mentally ill people say that.”
“Chen Yu, let me tell you.” The bearded man turned his head and looked at Chen Yu seriously. “Those who say that others are mentally ill tend to be the ones who are mentally ill.”
Screech —
As he finished speaking, the SUV’s body suddenly braked!
Before the bearded man could react, his face crashed into the front seat.
Thump!
His nose bled profusely..
“F*ck!” Covering his wound, the bearded man raised his head and pointed at the driver. He flew into a rage. “Are you f*cking mentally ill?”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Captain… Captain,” the driver explained nervously. “There’s a person blocking the road in front.”
“Someone blocking the road?” The bearded man was startled. He put down the doll and looked in the direction the driver was pointing at.
He saw a thin and haggard girl standing in the middle of the asphalt road.
“Bahuang Yao?!” Chen Yu was shocked.
“Oh?” The bearded man turned his head. “Do you know her?”
“My friend.”
“This friend of yours…” The bearded man said in a faint tone, “She came here with a knife in her hand. She is not friendly.”
“…You are thinking too much. She should be looking for me.”
After saying that, Chen Yu rolled down the car window, stuck his head out, and shouted, “Xiao Yao?”
Bahuang Yao’s gaze immediately focused on Chen Yu’s face. “…Brother Yu…”
“What are you doing here?”
“Are you leaving?”
“Ah, what’s wrong?”
“Can… Can you take me with you?” The girl lowered her head.
Chen Yu scratched his ear. “I’m going to the Tibetan area, not for a vacation.”
“It doesn’t matter where you go.” Bahuang Yao tightened her grip on the corner of her shirt. “Can you take me…”
The bearded man looked at Chen Yu and then at Bahuang Yao. He subconsciously stroked the silicone doll in his arms. “Your little girlfriend?”
“My friend.”
“Oh…” The bearded man thought for a moment and hesitated. “There’s something I don’t know if I should say.”
“What?” Chen Yu was puzzled.
“Brother.” The bearded man patted Chen Yu’s shoulder and said in a low voice, “Women are unreliable…”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Why don’t I lend you my doll?”
Being too lazy to reply, Chen Yu directly opened the door and got out of the car. First, he clasped his hands together and bowed to the motorcade behind him to express his apology. Then, he quickly walked to Bahuang Yao.
“How did you know that I was leaving the city?”
“Ma Li told me.” Bahuang Yao bit her lip. “Why didn’t you inform me that you were leaving?”
“I was just doing something. I’ll come back after I’m done.”
“Can I go?”
“You… There’s no need to follow.”
Upon hearing this, the young girl’s eyes instantly turned red.
Sparkling water droplets swirled around in her eyes.
Chen Yu: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “ಠ╭╮ಠ”
Chen Yu: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “(T_T)”
Chen Yu: “What are you crying for?”
Bahuang Yao: “o(╥﹏╥)o”
Chen Yu: “Don’t cry!”
Bahuang Yao: “/(ㄒoㄒ)/~~”
Beep! Beep!
The driver of the red SUV pressed the horn hard to urge them.
“F*ck.”
Chen Yu scratched his cheeks in frustration. He hugged Bahuang Yao and led her to the convoy. “Alright, alright, I’ll lead you there. What’s there to cry about?”
“Brother Yu.” The girl wiped her tears with her sleeve. Even though she tried her best to hold it in, she could not help but sob. “I… I know you dislike me.”
Chen Yu: “?”
“But even if it doesn’t work out… We can still be friends. Why are you throwing me away?”
Chen Yu: “??”
“And… And…” The girl covered her face and cried out loud. “The Internet said that that thing also… has the chance to grow bigger again!”
Chen Yu: “???”
The bearded man in the car could not take it anymore. He stuck his head out and shouted, “Can’t you guys stop? We’re going to drive!”
Chen Yu was dumbfounded, but the motorcade urged him. He had no choice but to pull Bahuang Yao into the back seat of the red SUV.
After sitting down, Chen Yu turned to the bearded man and said, “You, sit in the front.”
The bearded man said, “This is my car.”
“I know, but the back seat is too crowded. You sit in the front.”
“F*ck.” The bearded man was displeased. He hugged the silicone doll and cursed as he got out of the car. “So what if you have a girlfriend? I brought my girlfriend along, but I didn’t f*cking find you crowded.”
“I… I’m sorry.” Bahuang Yao gradually calmed down and bowed. “I’ve delayed everyone’s journey.”
“Don’t talk to me.” The bearded man sat in the front passenger seat and said coldly, “I don’t trust anyone, especially women.”
Chen Yu: “Trust the doll?”
The bearded man nodded. “At least it won’t betray me. Drive.”
“Yes.”
The driver nodded and stepped on the accelerator again.
After the motorcade continued to move.
Bahuang Yao sat in the back seat and did not dare to look at Chen Yu. “Brother Yu… You won’t be angry, right?”
“Since we’re already in the vehicle, let’s not talk about this anymore.” Chen Yu waved his hand.
“I’m sorry…” The girl lowered her head.
“Since we’re already in the car.” The bearded man turned around and extended his hand. “Give me the ticket money.”
Chen Yu: “We’re friends…”
“Who the hell are you friends with?” the bearded man roared. “What sins did I commit in my past life to be friends with you? Give me the money! Stop wasting time.”
“Brother… Brother Yu, I’ll give it to him.” Bahuang Yao quickly opened her bag and took out a stack of banknotes. “Senior, is this enough?”
The bearded man glanced at the thickness of the banknotes, nodded, and took it. “It’s enough.”
Chen Yu: “It’s too much.”
“It’s okay. I shouldn’t have stopped the convoy.”
“Oh right, speaking of stopping the convoy.” Chen Yu looked Bahuang Yao up and down and asked suspiciously, “How did you know that I would take the Tailwind Express Delivery? And you knew where I was going?”
“I didn’t know where you were going.”
Bahuang Yao shook her head. “I also didn’t know that you were going to take the express delivery. But Ma Li told me that out of the four directions of Qingcheng, only the north and south can be passed through. The south side is full of railways. Whether you go to the airport or land transport, I can wait for you here.”
As she spoke, the girl picked up a large piece of cooked papaya from her bag and took a small bite. As she chewed, she looked at Chen Yu.
Munch… Munch…
Chen Yu:”…”
Munch, munch, munch…
Chen Yu: “What are you eating?”
“Papaya.”
Chen Yu was stunned. With his quick reaction, he slowly understood something. He immediately opened the girl’s bag and looked inside.
Other than papaya, there was also grilled fish, chicken breast, milk, eggs, oranges, and grapes…
There were even two packets of Chinese medicine…
“Don’t look!” Bahuang Yao’s face turned red and she quickly snatched the satchel back.
Chen Yu: “…Sweep until you die.”
“F*ck!”
In the front row, the bearded man hugged the silicone doll tightly and kissed it. “Are you the only ones who know how to spread dog food?”
“What… What’s wrong with him?” Bahuang Yao was so scared that she dropped her papaya.
“Don’t worry about it. He’s just crazy.”
“Bullsh*t!” The bearded man roared, “Only people who say that others are crazy are f*cking crazy!”
Screech —
The driver suddenly braked again.
The bearded man’s face was smashed into the windshield.
“F*ck!” The bearded man sat up straight and grabbed the driver’s collar. His nose was bleeding again. “Are you f*cking crazy?!”
“Captain… Captain…” The driver shivered. “There’s… There’s someone blocking the road…”
Chen Yu, Bahuang Yao, and the bearded man looked over.
“Huh?”
The three of them were stunned.
…
Qingcheng, the airport.
The plane to Shanghai slowly took off.
And inside the passenger plane…
Duan Ye was sitting by the window, looking at the empty seat next to him with a thoughtful expression.
The plane had already taken off.
But why hadn’t Chen Yu boarded the plane yet…
Shouldn’t he be going to Shanghai today…
When the plane reached a height of 10,000 meters, Duan Ye came to a realization.
“Oh! I understand!”
“Chen Yu must have woken up late in the morning and didn’t make it in time.”
“Then I can only wait for him in Shanghai…”
…
In the back row.
The assassin in charge of monitoring Duan Ye facepalmed as he cursed under his breath.
“This idiot….”
