This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 320
Chapter 320: Chen Yu’s Battle
Hu hu —
30,000 kilometers per hour.
8.3 kilometers per second.
This was the speed of the ‘mount’ that Chen Yu was riding.
The speed of sound in the atmosphere was only 430 meters per second.
That was to say, Chen Yu’s current speed was nearly 20 times the speed of sound…
Fortunately, due to the heavy mass of the projectile, the initial acceleration was relatively ‘slow’. The gradual acceleration allowed Chen Yu to grasp it easily.
However, as a price, Chen Yu’s clothes and hair had all been burned up.
Even his skin was maintained in a balance of damage, recovery, damage, and recovery.
Only his backpack was left. Because it was sandwiched between his chest and the projectile, he avoided friction with the air, which saved it from death.
[Current speed limit is 80.]
[Current speed is 29,800. You have already… flown…]
[You are too awesome. Please drive carefully.]
Inside the backpack, the Wicked Map was still guiding the blind.
However, the sound it made had long been left far behind.
Chen Yu’s hearing was filled with silence…
“Shanghai.”
“Wait for me…”
…
Shanghai.
East Coast.
The endless stream of exotic beasts converged into an endless tide, resonating with the seawater, bringing waves of despair to the martial artists on the city walls.
The fierce battle had already lasted for four hours.
The sky was completely bright.
Under the morning sunlight, the originally beautiful and prosperous coast was already filled with scars and wounds.
The flesh and blood of exotic beasts, the remains of fighters, the scattered fragments, the muddy craters…
They painted a miserable picture together.
“It’s… the end of the arrow.”
Putting his hands on the battlements of the city wall, Zhang Tie revealed a deep fatigue in his bloodshot eyes.
He had never hated the sea as much as he did today.
The deep sea blocked the sight of humans. As a result, all the fighters could not figure out how many more ‘waves’ of exotic beasts would line up at the back.
This was the true meaning of tower defense game, endless mode…
Endless.
Until the entire city was swallowed…
“The firepower support is over.”
Beside Zhang Tie, Xu Ruo took off her bloody coat and looked back at the back of the city wall while panting. “I’m afraid that all the ammunition has been used up. What’s next…”
“What’s next is a hand-to-hand battle.” Zhang Tie bent down and picked up a steel saber from the wooden table below the battlements. “Therefore, it’s all over. See you in the next life, if humans still have the next life…”
“…There’s still too little preparation time for Shanghai.” Xu Ruo watched the approaching Beast Tide as she bit her lip and said unwillingly, “The supply of materials could not cover the consumption at all. We can’t even defend ourselves, not to mention fighting back like how we did in the capital city last time.”
“It’s useless to cover the consumption.”
All of a sudden, Zhang Yanyan, who was leaning on the corner, raised her head and said emotionlessly, “Look at the 3 o’clock direction.”
Zhang tie and Xu Ruo looked ahead unconsciously and became silent.
Because in that direction, two huge beasts were swaying in the misty sea mist.
Many fighters who escaped from the battle in the capital city knew one of them.
It was the Level 9 exotic beast that was forced back into the void by Li Qinghai —— the Gorilla!
“Two Level 9 exotic beasts…” Xu Ruo let out a deep sigh, “Yeah, it’s meaningless to have so many resources. As long as those two Level 9 exotic beasts joined the battle, Shanghai would be gone in a split second.”
“They’re just watching a show.” Zhang Yanyan sneered, “If they were in the capital city, they would have long entered the battlefield. However, there are no Level 9 fighters in Shanghai. They just squatted in the sea and watched us as toys.”
“We’re just toys.” Zhang Tie picked up his steel saber and said faintly, “If they didn’t enter the battlefield, we could not stand it anymore.”
“…” The two people became silent.
Whoosh ——
At this moment, a sharp whistling sound was heard.
A ball of light fell straight into the sea dozens of miles away.
“It’s a nuclear weapon supported by other cities!” Xu Ruo became spirited.
Zhang Yanyan replied, “Although it’s useless…”
Clang!
After throwing off his steel saber, Zhang Tie hugged Zhang Yanyan with his left hand and Xu Ruo with his right hand as he immediately lay down on the ground. “Close your eyes!”
At the same time, the sound of the Principal’s command echoed in each section of the city wall, “This is a warhead from Tang City. All fighters, hide behind the city wall to avoid the bright light from burning your eyes.”
——
After saying that, the dazzling light ball exploded.
The entire world turned white at this moment.
Rumble —
Boom!
After another dozens of seconds, the loud explosion of the nuclear weapon was followed by the shockwave.
Crash…
The city wall shook, and layers of dust fell.
“Do not get up!” The Principal of Beijing University shouted, “Wait for the air to fill up!”
Rumble —
A few seconds later, the air rushed back.
It shook the city wall violently twice.
Only after that did the martial artists on the city wall dare to get up and look at the battlefield. However, they all shook their heads regretfully.
It was as they had expected.
That powerful bullet only caused a very limited amount of damage to the Beast Tide.
This was because at Level 8, both martial artists and exotic beasts could easily open space rifts to isolate all the heat and impact.
With the current standard of thermal weapons, it was very difficult to deal much damage to high-level existences.
This was also the reason why the human civilization didn’t attach much importance to technological weapons.
Even the simplest nuclear bomb could easily vaporize a Level 9 exotic beast. But if it couldn’t hit, it was equivalent to being useless…
Sigh.
Xu Ruo felt weak all over. “Why is there such a thing as exotic beasts in this world?”
“It’s possible…” Zhang Yanyan looked up at the sky. “This is God’s punishment for humans.”
“God…”
Xu Ruo followed Zhang Yanyan’s gaze. “Will there really be a ‘god’…”
“…Eh?”
Suddenly, Zhang Yanyan’s gaze focused and she pointed at the sky. “Another bullet!”
When the surrounding martial artists heard this, they looked over.
Indeed, in the cloudless sky, they found a ‘small light ball’ slowly falling down…
“Hmm?”
Zhang Tie frowned as he hesitated, “That falling speed… doesn’t seem to be a bullet.”
“What’s that?”
“It seems to be a bald head…”
…
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh —
Right above the two Level 9 exotic beasts.
Chen Yu, who was naked, rapidly fell down with his sword-like eyes!
The light of the morning sun shone on his bald head, reflecting a dazzling radiance.
At this moment, on the battlefield within a thousand miles… He! Was the brightest of them all!
“Looking at the pine trees in the twilight.”
“Flying through the chaotic clouds is still easy.”
“Are you ready?”
Chen Yu’s eyes were focused, and his aura was like a rainbow. “God… is here.”
“Roar?”
On the surface of the sea, the black-furred gorilla that was hundreds of meters tall raised its head and saw Chen Yu who was falling.
After a short moment of confusion, it recognized him.
A weird human-like smile slowly appeared on the corner of its ferocious mouth.
However, it did not realize it.
When its gaze met Chen Yu’s, the hatred that was originally hidden in the bottom of its heart was slowly melting.
[‘Bing Bing’ Favorability +60]
[‘Bing Bing’ Favorability +78]
[Favorability +69…]
In order to prevent the missile from vaporizing, when the missile flew into the stratosphere above Shanghai, Chen Yu released his grip and ‘separated’ from the missile.
Therefore, his current falling speed was the normal human’s freefall speed.
Under the restriction of air resistance, he did not exceed 60 meters per second.
Therefore, when he ‘slowly’ landed on the top of the black-haired gorilla’s head, the crimson bloodlust in the gorilla’s eyes had already turned into a pink gentleness…
The fist that was originally clenched had also turned into a palm that welcomed Chen Yu.
Plop!
Both of his feet stepped firmly on the gorilla’s palm. Chen Yu’s hands were behind his back as he proudly raised his head. “You’re called ‘Bing Bing’?”
“Roar!”
The black-haired gorilla widened its eyes and became even more excited. “Roar!”
[‘Bing Bing’ Favorability +107]
[‘Bing Bing’ Favorability +86]
[‘Bing Bing’ Desire +120]
When he heard the two keywords ‘desire’, Chen Yu looked down and narrowed his eyes. “You… are a male?”
“Roar!”
[Desire +134]
[Desire +121]
Looking at the lower part of the gorilla that was becoming more and more abnormal, even though Chen Yu’s IQ had dropped by 48%, he still sensed the danger and immediately prepared to escape.
“Roar!”
However, the gorilla whose eyes were slowly filled with blood wrapped Chen Yu tightly in its hands and bashfully sent him to its crotch…
At the critical moment, Chen Yu’s expression didn’t change even though he was about to collapse.
With his active mind, he decisively looked at another Level 9 exotic beast at the side.
It was a creature that looked like an upright crocodile.
Its mouthparts were terrifying, and its back was covered with dense barbs.
At this moment, this Level 9 exotic beast was also staring at Chen Yu without blinking.
[‘Flower’ Favorability +125]
[‘Flower’ Favorability +117]
[Desire +141]
Without a doubt, the naked Chen Yu, under the blessing of the [World Curse], was already an existence that could devour men, women, children, ghosts, and monsters.
“Flower.”
Hugging the gorilla’s stone-like fingers, Chen Yu raised his leg, his posture enchanting. Expressionlessly, he beckoned at the other Level 9 exotic beast. “Come, take me.”
“Woo!”
“Woo woo woo –”
The Level 9 crocodile was instantly excited, and it crawled over eagerly.
“Roar!”
Seeing this, the black-haired gorilla suddenly became irritable. It put away Chen Yu in its left hand, and clenched its right fist, threatening the crocodile. “Roar!”
Chen Yu translated loudly. “It said, ‘I am his. Don’t come near me.’ But in fact, I like you, Flower.”
The crocodile stomped its feet: “Woo woo!”
Chen Yu turned his head and translated to the gorilla: “It said: ‘You are the ugliest monkey it has ever seen, the one with kidney deficiency, so don’t spoil the human’. But in fact, you are too manly. I don’t care if you have kidney deficiency.”
“Roar!” The gorilla was furious.
Chen Yu translated: “It said you are a fool.”
The crocodile roared: “Woo woo woo woo!”
Chen Yu translated: “It says that the thing it discriminates against the most is the black monkeys.”
The gorilla: “Roar!!”
Chen Yu: “It says that you grew up drinking Japanese wastewater.”
The crocodile: “Woo woo woo!”
Chen Yu: “Dog.”
The gorilla: “Roar!”
Chen Yu: “F*ck your mother.”
“Woo woo!”
“Roar…”
The more the two Level 9 beasts looked at each other, the more they disliked each other. Gradually, they began to use ‘Chen Yu’ as a point of contention. They stuck together and ‘rubbed their ears’, roaring and threatening each other.
“A beauty is only worthy of the possession of the strong!”
Taking advantage of the fight between the two sides, Chen Yu unleashed his strength. With a few jumps, he broke free from the gorilla’s palm and jumped on top of the gorilla’s head.
“First!” Chen Yu’s gaze was sharp. “I will never act on impulse!”
“Second! I will not miss a single bad thing!”
“Third! The absolute referee is fair and beautiful!”
Swish, swish, swish…
He somersaulted and jumped from the top of the gorilla to the top of the crocodile’s head. Chen Yu opened his arms wide. “I, Chen Yu, will be the referee for this Chen Yu contest!”
The gorilla: “…”
The crocodile: “…”
Pah! Pah!
Reaching out, Chen Yu slapped his butt twice and roared, “This competition event is a free-for-all. First, allow me to introduce the away contestant — Level 9 exotic beast gorilla, Bing Bing!”
“Roar!”
Dong! Dong! Dong…
The gorilla slapped its chest angrily, causing waves to rise from the surface of the sea.
“Bing Bing, everyone should be familiar with it. An old boxer, also an old face of free combat. In the Beijing competition two months ago, it displayed an extremely high fighting talent and was deeply loved by the viewers in front of the television. Let’s give it a warm applause and wish it a successful return of the beauty…”
His voice paused slightly. Chen Yu looked at the crocodile beneath his feet. “Then this contestant is relatively unfamiliar. Although in terms of height, it can’t compare to Bing Bing, but its fierce face has added a few times of intimidation out of thin air. Compared to Bing Bing, it’s also quite a difficult opponent to deal with…”
Dong!
“Oh my god.” Chen Yu’s body shook violently, and he hurriedly hugged the barb on the top of the crocodile’s head. “Before I could announce the start of the match, the contestants from both sides couldn’t wait to start their fight.”
“Then let’s not talk too much and get straight to the point. Hello, dear viewers. Welcome to the venue of the Shanghai Ultimate Martial Arts Competition’s Maritime Finals.”
“The home contestant, Flower.”
“The away contestant, Bing Bing.”
“Beautiful. At the start of the match, the away contestant launched a series of continuous attacks, hitting the crocodile’s face with his fists. The away contestant has the stance of taking the host as the guest.”
“We… Oh!” Chen Yu’s body suddenly sank, and his spirit froze. “Beautiful! Our home contestant lowered its head and dodged a blow! A chance!”
Dong!
“Beautiful! It accurately hit Bing Bing’s chest. And with a series of combined claws, it left more than ten bloody gashes on the away player’s chest.”
“It’s too exciting. This is only the first round, and the match has already entered the white-hot stage. This is the power of love, making the two players lose their rationality, and killing them instantly… Oh! Gorilla counterattack! Beautiful right hook!”
“The crocodile must pay attention to their positioning, don’t… Sigh, these two moves aren’t right. You can’t bite ears…”
Dong!
Dong! Dong! Hong…
On the city wall tens of miles away.
The warriors of Shanghai, from the commoners who carried the supplies, to the Principal of Beijing University who was commanding the battle, were all dumbfounded.
They were all dumbstruck as they looked at the two Level 9 exotic beasts that were madly fighting in the distance…
The aftermath of the battle set off huge waves and swallowed wave after wave of Beast Tide.
“This… This is…”
Zhang Tie became dumbfounded, “What’s going on…”
Boom!
Boom…
In the earth-shaking battle situation, he faintly heard a familiar voice…
“Alas! You can’t take out your crotch! This is a violation…”