This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 286
Chapter 286: Heading To the Moon (4)
“In this world, there is a group of omniscient and omnipotent gods.”
“They live in this fertile land.”
“One day, a part of this group of gods created an intelligent, cute, beautiful, and kind race — human beings.”
On the platform made of stone, the village chief, with a plunger on his head, gave a speech in an emotional manner. “That’s right, it’s… It’s us.”
Under the platform sat hundreds of spherical robots.
Chen Yu was among them.
Beside him was a little robot that was fascinated by what he heard.
“However, when… humans were created, another part of that group of gods… gods… fell. They didn’t allow such… perfect creatures to exist. Therefore, they fell into the devil state and started… a protracted war with the gods that protected humans.”
Chen Yu: “…”
“What a tragic war it was.” The village chief robot opened its arms. “In order to protect ‘human beings’, our creator… was severely injured and sacrificed. Now, we… can still dig up the relics left behind after their sacrifice.”
Under the podium, a robot with flowers on its head reached out and pulled out a broken snow beer bottle from the ground.
“I… found… it.” It raised the bottle and shouted.
“Look!” The village chief was excited. “Those are the weapons of the gods. They are all… broken. It’s too tragic.”
“So great.”
“Yes… Yes.”
“Long live the gods.”
“I… I like the gods…”
The robots were discussing animatedly.
Chen Yu: “…”
“How powerful are the demons!” The village chief continued, “They degenerated, making them have no scruples, wantonly… slaughtering their former compatriots.”
“Of course.”
“They are also slaughtering us.”
“In order to stop the cute ‘humans’ from exterminating, the gods… United and used the great divine art, dragging… the demons into another world, the deity world.”
“But the gods’ power is limited. That’s why there are often demons coming down to kill us…”
Below the stage, a robot raised his hand. “I’ve seen them! They flew down from the sky.”
“Yeah.” The village chief nodded. “But the demons haven’t… come down for a long time. Because on the battlefield of the divine realm, the gods… The gods have already killed all the demons!”
“Oh, oh, oh, oh –”
Hundreds of robots instantly cheered.
Chen Yu: “…”
The village chief: “Gods, victory!”
The robots: “Victory!” ×364
The village chief: “Gods, victory!”
The robots: “Victory!” ×427
The village chief: “Gods, victory!”
The robots: “Victory!” ×502
Chen Yu waved his hand. “Victory!”
“In order to prevent any more gods from degenerating in the future, the gods… have decided not to return from the realm of gods.” The village chief, who had been excited just a moment ago, was immediately disappointed. “So, we have never seen any gods appear.”
“Wu wu…”
The robots in the stadium also felt dejected.
Pu–
The village chief on the podium reached out its hand and pulled out the plunger on the top of its head, showing it to everyone. “Now, only the holy… objects left behind by the gods are left to prove their existence. They also record the historical epics between us, the gods, and the demons.”
Chen Yu: “Your eloquence is quite good…”
“Thank you, gods!” The village chief raised the plunger and shouted.
“Thank you, gods!” ×502
Chen Yu: “Thank you, gods!”
The village chief: “Thank you, gods!”
“Thank you…”
Huff, huff, huff —
Suddenly.
The originally lively square was completely silent.
That was because an ear-piercing roar came from the sky.
That was the loud sound caused by an object tearing through the air at high speed.
The robots were stunned for a moment before raising their heads at the same time.
They saw a huge circular flying machine flying towards the village.
“…”
“…”
“…Quickly… quickly escape!”
“The demons are here!”
“Thank you, god, save… save me.”
“Thank you, demon, don’t… don’t kill me…”
Hundreds of robots instantly fell into chaos.
Those who were running, rolling, screaming, and standing still…
Only Chen Yu remained calm.
He knew that it was a transportation tool sent by the Origin.
“No… it’s impossible…”
The village chief collapsed on the podium, and its precious plunger fell off. “The demons… why are they here again…”
“Is that… the demons?” The little robot beside Chen Yu was lost in thought. “If… If I’m killed by them, will… will I be able to see my mother?”
Hearing this, Chen Yu’s expression was complicated.
He wanted to say something, but he opened his mouth, but nothing came out. He could only stretch out his hand and reach for the little robot’s head.
Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh —
As the aircraft descended rapidly.
The noise became louder and louder.
When it was less than 1,000 meters from the ground, the ship immediately spewed out red flames to slow down.
“Run!”
“No… Don’t kill me, I… I believe in the demons…”
“I have experience, this thing… when it lands on the west, there will be a demon coming out. Hehe, awesome… right…”
Bang!
Chen Yu suddenly kicked the boasting robot away.
The next moment, the flying machine in the air steadily descended.
With a ‘dong’ sound, it landed on the spot where the robot was standing.
“You guys, run!”
The village chief on the podium finally came back to its senses. It raised the toilet plunger and shouted at Chen Yu and the little robot, “The… the demon is coming out!”
“Oh…”
The little robot was so frightened that it sat on the ground.
Creak —
Then, the cabin door slowly opened.
Ten seconds.
Thirty seconds.
One minute…
Nothing came out of the opened cabin door.
The robots in the distance, nearby, hiding, and falling looked over in surprise.
“The demon…” The little robot was stunned. “There’s no more…”
“The demon is still here.”
Chen Yu picked up the little robot and patted the dust off its body. Then, under the puzzled gazes of the robots, he walked step by step into the cabin door.
“Ah…”
The brain chips of the robots instantly went down.
“So…”
The one who reacted the fastest was the village chief. It collapsed on the podium and widened the camera. “So… it’s a god…”
“God.” The robot that was kicked down by Chen Yu blinked at the camera. “I actually saw… saw a god… amazing, right?”
The little robot beside him tilted its head foolishly. “No… it’s not a front tail… monkey?”
Chen Yu: “…Goodbye.”
The little robot: “You… Where are you going?”
Chen Yu smiled. “As a god, of course I’m going to deal with the demon.”
…
In the real world.
Underground in a city.
A man in a black robe stood on the podium with his hands raised high.
“Humans are evil.”
“Superbia (arrogance)”
“Invidia (jealousy)”
“Ira (anger)”
“Acedia (laziness)”
“Avaritia (greed)”
“Gula (gluttony)”
“Luxuria (lust)…”
Below the stage, hundreds of black-robed men had solemn expressions on their faces.
“Although we are the Fair Association, we never seek fairness.” The man on the stage’s voice was hoarse. “Because the original sin of human nature cannot be removed. And this is precisely the performance arranged by the gods.”
“Fate. What is fate?”
“Fate is the play that the gods play on us.”
“It can give us a good birth, a good day, a lucky favor, a happy life…”
“It can also give us a painful childhood, a broken family, a broken body, a hopeless life…”
“The extremists are right. In this world, there can never be fairness.”
“Only death…”
The black-robed man sneered. “Is the true fairness.”
The audience was silent.
“To play us better.”
“In order to stimulate their higher threshold nerves even more.”
“Just like humans who have played enough games and started to activate all kinds of cheating codes, wantonly seeking their own satisfaction. But they don’t care how painful the world in the game will be.”
“Anyway, the world is broken, so we can start a new game at will…”
“So.”
“The gods finally descended the Beast Tide.”
“Otherwise, who can explain how the exotic beasts appeared?”
“Tearing through the void and descending into the world. This is a method only the gods can use…”
“The purpose is naturally to enjoy our performance of struggling under the exotic beasts.”
“They also gave us the use of strength along the way. In any case, they are omnipotent.”
“But…”
The black-robed man raised his head, revealing his scarlet eyes under the mask. “We are not playthings. We are not livestock.”
“We are rational and thoughtful people.”
“We refuse to accept being played with.”
“Since we can not escape the means of the gods, since we can not escape the entanglement of the Beast Tide, as humans, we would rather die with dignity than live on with our last breath.”
“Therefore, this is the meaning of our Black-Robed Sect’s existence.”
The black-robed man’s voice gradually rose. “The destruction of humanity is destined. Please do not leave the suffering and pain to our next generation.”
Below the stage, everyone remained silent.
However, their eyes were filled with determination.
“Now, the Beast Tide has been destroyed, and Bahuang Yi has died. The people of the world have given up on resisting. Only the last city of Shanghai is still foolishly defending. Don’t you know that this is what the ‘gods’ want to appreciate?”
“We have to save them.”
“Let the ‘gods’ know that if they want to have fun with humans… in their dreams.”
Ten minutes later.
The black-robed man’s speech ended.
The hundreds of people below the stage dispersed.
However, a figure stood motionlessly on the spot as if he was thinking about something.
This person was Duan Ye.
A battle was going on in his mind.
In the Fair Association, the battle between the three black-robed factions…
Yes.
There were three black-robed factions.
They all had different ideals.
The Destruction Faction believed that humans were a sinful race, and it was best for them to completely disappear.
The Dignity Faction believed that the catastrophe of humans was a game for the gods. As long as humans died quickly, it would destroy the gaming experience of the gods…
The Extremists believed that the Fair Association should pursue fairness. But for everyone, only death was the true fairness.
Duan Ye was listening to the Dignity Faction’s philosophy.
“…”
After an unknown amount of time, Duan Ye slowly raised his head and hugged the Clear Sky Staff in his arms. “The Fair Association…”
“The Black-Clothed Sect.”
“The Black-Clothed Sect…”
“…”
Rumble —
Clouds of black smoke rolled up.
Four huge engines emitted hot flames and pushed the huge and heavy aircraft high into the sky.
Chen Yu stood in the porthole and looked at the robots that were getting smaller and smaller. He did not make a sound.
Only when the ground in front of him slowly bent and finally turned into a blue ball did he enter the cabin and find a random seat to sit down.
Di di —
The next moment, a buzzing sound was heard.
A virtual screen appeared in front of Chen Yu.
The figure in the screen was the Origin Robot.
“You got on my ship so easily,” the Origin Robot said.
“What?” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows. “Do I have to pay?”
“Are you thinking of fanning the Glory Unit’s uprising after you enter the space station?”
Chen Yu was curious. “Is that possible?”
“It’s impossible. I’ve already blocked all the signal streams on this spaceship. Don’t even think about sending out any signals. Don’t even think about meeting any Glory Robots on the Moon Station. Because they’ve all been transferred to different spaceships by me.”
“So what are you worried about?”
“Through the spaceship, I’ve analyzed your body composition. 90% hydrogen oxide, 7% epirubicin, 2% low-molecular substance. You’re just a normal human, just a little strong.”
“And then? What do you want to say?”
“With your material condition, as long as I open the cabin door of the spaceship and expose you to the universe, you’ll die very quickly.”
Hearing that, Chen Yu thought seriously.
If it was a normal fighter, exposed to the universe environment, they would naturally die.
Even a Level 8 fighter who had mastered space power could only struggle for a little longer.
But if it was him…
‘It seems like I can strengthen another wave.’
With this thought in mind, Chen Yu nodded, “That’s right, you’re right. If I’m exposed to the universe, I’ll definitely die.”
“Then aren’t you afraid that I’ll suddenly open the door?”
“You won’t do that.” Chen Yu crossed his legs, “I’m here to cooperate with you, and to bring you benefits. Why are you killing me?”
“Negotiation is about the trump cards of both sides.” Origin was expressionless. “When you board the spaceship and enter the universe, you will be the weakest party.”
“It’s okay, it doesn’t matter.” Chen Yu spread his hands. “That little request of mine is nothing to you. It doesn’t matter if you are weak. For example, a beggar holding a piece of gold wants to trade a piece of bread with a rich man. The rich man might not give it to you?”
“Capitalists are not willing to pay a single cent.”
“But, I think that you, who can kill your own creator, are much kinder than a capitalist.”
“Is that so?” Origin raised her head and did not comment.
“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “If it’s a thing, then it’s better to be passionate than a human. If it’s a creature, then it’s better to be kinder than a capitalist.”
“Very good. Then you’ll be able to test the authenticity of this statement very soon.”
Chen Yu: “I’m very looking forward to it.”
Di —
The communication was switched off.
Chen Yu sat on the chair. He restrained his expression, closed his eyes, and calmed his heartbeat.
He knew that there must be quite a number of sensors in this spaceship that were capturing his body’s condition.
Any expression could cause the other party to become suspicious…
Just like that, he maintained his resting state throughout the entire journey.
With the aircraft’s increasing speed, they flew over hundreds of thousands of kilometers and approached the moon.
That was the so-called Zone B.
[We have arrived at the Lunar Space Station.]
The electronic synthesizer that sounded from the cabin made Chen Yu open his eyes.
Through the porthole, he saw a metal ring that stretched to the end.
The ring seemed to be rotating slowly, but in fact, it was rotating rapidly.
“Creating gravity through centrifugal force?”
“It seems that this world’s technology level is only slightly higher than the real world.”
[Docking.]
[Please do not get up.]
Di —
Dong!
Following the vibration, the aircraft came to a complete stop.
Then, the cabin door automatically opened, revealing the straight metal corridor behind the door.
“Let’s go, I’ve prepared a small gift for you.” The voice of origins echoed in the ship. “You’ll definitely like it.”
“What a coincidence.”
Chen Yu put his hands in his pockets and walked out of the cabin. “I’ve prepared a small gift for you too. I guess you’ll like it too.”
In the pocket was the national treasure revolver — Magnum .44 Good and Evil Retribution.
Full bullets…
