This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 255
Chapter 255: The Elimination Round Ends (5)
“Where there are people, there may not be gods.”
“But where there is me, there will definitely be no gods.”
Slowly raising his head, Chen Yu revealed his wise eyes. He chewed the cigarette in his mouth and swallowed it.
[Ingestion of poison: Blood and Qi +12; Stomach Health +4; Body Health +3; Constitution +3; Kidney Health +5…]
“Because…”
“No matter how powerful the divine crown is, it will lose all its glory in front of my wisdom.”
King Ren: “…”
Everyone: “…”
“Is it you?” Duan Ye asked tentatively, “Is it you who came back?”
“There are different levels of nobility and inferiority in people.” Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Duan Ye with an indifferent gaze. “Can’t you tell just from my outstanding temperament?”
Duan Ye: “…”
King Ren took half a step back and gripped his saber tightly, his expression solemn.
‘This person has become stronger…’
His rich battle experience allowed him to notice the change in Chen Yu’s strength at the first moment. He began to focus his attention and prepare for battle. He was ready to deal with the enemy’s attack at any time…
“Don’t be nervous.”
The corners of Chen Yu’s mouth curled up slightly. He bent down and picked up the bag with the fluorescent beads on the ground. “In front of a fierce tiger, any nervousness is ultimately just the pleasure of a fierce tiger after a meal.”
King Ren: “…”
“And in front of absolute wisdom, any nervousness will be meaningless. It can only disappoint me.”
King Ren: “…”
As he spoke, Chen Yu walked over to the carcass of the exotic beast. He used his longsword to cut open its abdomen, pulled out its stomach pouch, and stuffed King Ren’s bag of fluorescent beads into it.
“What are you doing?” King Ren asked.
“Cleaning up the battlefield.” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows slightly. “Isn’t it obvious?”
“…Did you win? Just cleaning up the battlefield?”
“Chen Yu, the ceiling of human wisdom, will not win?”
King Ren was silent for a moment. “…Where is your wisdom?”
“Stupid mortal…”
Glancing at King Ren with a pitying gaze, Chen Yu put away his sword. “If you see through ten steps, you are smart. If you see through a hundred steps, you are a genius. As for me, I have seen through three trillion steps, but you have not seen through a single step.”
King Ren: “…”
“It’s not your fault. After all, the Great Dao in this world has its own destiny. It’s not your wish to be born dull.”
After saying that, Chen Yu suddenly exploded with energy!
Bang!
The scattered whirlwind blew away the fallen leaves.
Bang!
Seeing this, King Ren also exploded with all his strength. He lowered his body and stabilized his center of gravity, waiting for Chen Yu’s next thunderous attack..
“It’s about to begin!” Behind the camera and in front of the Japanese television, the audience perked up one after another.
“It’s about to end.” Smiling and waving his hand, Chen Yu suddenly elbowed a female student from Ma Li’s class, knocking her unconscious.
Everyone: “?”
Then, under everyone’s astonished gazes, he held the female student in his left hand and the beast’s stomach pouch on his right shoulder, and ran away!
“Don’t we win when we reach the exit? Why are we still here?”
Bang, bang, bang…
The sound waves exploded! Smoke and dust flew everywhere!
In the blink of an eye, Chen Yu’s figure disappeared into the forest…
“…” King Ren was dumbfounded.
“…” Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao were dumbfounded.
“…” The rest of the audience, as well as the viewers in front of the television, also had their minds turned off.
After a long time.
The first to react was Duan Ye.
He slapped his thigh in realization. “What the f*ck? This works?!”
“You…” King Ren also came back to his senses. He widened his eyes and roared, “If you dare to run, I’ll kill your teammate!”
Duan Ye: “He can’t even hear you…”
King Ren turned around abruptly and glared at Duan Ye with murderous intent.
Duan Ye spread his hands. “It’s no use even if your eyeballs pop out. This is an elimination round, and we’re here to snatch the fluorescent beads. The main character ran away with the beads. It’s unreasonable for you to kill us. It’s against the law. There are so many cameras watching.”
King Ren clenched his fists and squeezed the hilt of his knife so hard that it made a ‘ka ka’ sound.
“Hurry up and chase after him,” Duan Ye reminded him. “Otherwise, you won’t be able to catch up with the number two bus.”
“Baka!”
King Ren roared at the top of his lungs. With a stomp of his legs, he raised his saber and chased after them.
“Did you see that?” Duan Ye said to Bahuang Yao, “He was so angry that he even spoke his hometown dialect.”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
..
The fluorescent beads were very dense, and each bead was quite heavy.
With more than 400 beads added together, it was already not something that a normal martial artist could carry.
However, Chen Yu was obviously not normal.
The superhuman physique, the combination of multiple states, coupled with the endless strength and physical strength, it allowed him to run faster and faster.
In less than half a minute, the wall in the distance was clearly visible…
“Stop!”
King Ren ran at full speed, catching up with him while panting. “Don’t run!”
“Stupid mortal.” Chen Yu curled his lips and continued to increase his speed. “No one will listen to you even if you use your sh*t-filled intestines to think.”
“Stop! I’ve never seen a warrior like you!”
“Of course. How many years has it been for humans to give birth to such a person with extraordinary wisdom like me? How can I be seen everywhere?”
“You’re despicable!”
“I’m wisdom.”
“Bullsh*t!”
“Then why are you still talking?”
King Ren’s footsteps were heavy, and he ran slower and slower. Boundless anger surged wildly. “I… I will kill you…”
As he ran, he heard that there was no more movement behind him. Chen Yu immediately stopped and looked back. “What’s wrong with you? Are you bored?”
“Kill!”
Seeing Chen Yu stop, King Ren was overjoyed. He used his strength to launch an assault.
But Chen Yu ran again, and in the blink of an eye, he opened up a distance of dozens of meters…
“Stop!” King Ren was about to explode from anger.
Chen Yu: “You chase me. If you catch me, I’ll let you hehehe…”
“Chen Yu!!! I will kill you!” King Ren stood where he was, raised his katana high, and roared at the sky.
He stopped and turned around. “Are you bored again?”
“Ah ah!”
King Ren started chasing again.
Chen Yu continued to lead.
The distance between the two was maintained at about 200 meters…
“You… You…” King Ren’s breathing became heavier. “You are walking me.”
“Wrong.” Chen Yu corrected him. “Walking the dog.”
“You…” King Ren gritted his teeth. “Do you dare to stop?”
Chen Yu: “I dare.”
King Ren: “Then stop!”
Chen Yu: “No.”
“Then you don’t dare!!” King Ren roared.
Chen Yu: “I dare.”
King Ren: “Then stop!”
Chen Yu: “No.”
“You just don’t dare! You don’t dare!!” King Ren roared, “Trash! Coward!”
Chen Yu said, “I dare.”
King Ren said, “Then stop… F*ck me!”
Chen Yu said, “How can you say dirty words? Idiot.”
Plop!
King Ren was exhausted and suddenly fell to the ground, lying down in the weeds.
Chen Yu slowly stopped and turned around. “We haven’t seen each other for a few minutes, and you’re pulling this?”
Suddenly, King Ren lifted his head and took off his blindfold. Ignoring the pain in his head, he cast an eye technique.
“Martial Art — Eye Technique — Confusion!”
[Affected by mental disturbance: Balance +24%; Explosive Force +17%; Thinking Speed +25%]
Chen Yu: “…Thank you.”
“You still refuse to admit defeat even when you’re about to die!” King Ren picked up his katana, got up, and charged fiercely.
Chen Yu ran even faster…
“No… Impossible!” King Ren turned pale with fright.
“It seems that you’ve exhausted all your tricks.” Chen Yu sighed. “The wisdom of mortals is ultimately limited…”
After running for a few more minutes.
The forest dispersed, and the sight before them suddenly became clear.
Over a thousand people had already gathered in the huge square.
There were staff members present, and most of them were contestants from various countries.
It was just that the floating cameras could not be seen.
Because the detailed results of the contestants were kept secret before the awards were presented.
The director of the studio would also deliberately avoid the relevant cameras when broadcasting the scene…
Dong!
Chen Yu stopped and slammed the stomach sack he was carrying onto the ground. He turned around and looked at the dog-tired King Ren. “Still chasing? I’m home.”
King Ren: “…”
“There are still 21 minutes before the elimination round ends.” Two staff members walked over and asked Chen Yu, “Are you going to end it early?”
“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. He put down the unconscious female student and looked around. “Why are there so many people here?”
“There’s an airport at the north exit. It’s a base camp,” the staff member explained. “Even the contestants who end the competition from other exits will be sent here.”
“I guessed right. It’s as I expected.”
“…You didn’t guess at all.” A staff member couldn’t help but complain.
Another staff member quickly changed the topic. “Classmate… Classmate, the square is a safe zone. You can’t fight. Please keep your strength.”
“I refuse.”
Chen Yu shook his head. “I need absolute wisdom to think about everything in the world and deal with the upcoming award ceremony. Don’t worry, I won’t fight with anyone. Because when mortals face god, they will only lose. There’s no such thing as fighting.”
The two of them: “…”
“Let’s cut the chatter.” Chen Yu picked up the stomach pouch of the exotic beast and threw it in front of the two of them. “The beads are all here. Check it out.”
“Why is it here?” The two staff members were suspicious.
Chen Yu: “I want to put them in my underpants, but it won’t fit.”
“…Classmate, your words are really powerful.”
Chen Yu: “The power of wisdom is not surprising.”
The two staff members looked at each other and whispered to each other.
“This person seems to be a little sick…”
“Yeah, he doesn’t seem to be very smart.”
“Don’t talk too much with him. If anything goes wrong, give him another punch.”
“Yeah, that makes sense…”
After the discussion, one of the staff members took out a small knife from his pocket and slowly cut open the stomach sac.
The other person held a notebook in his hand and was ready to record.
Rumble…
However, when the stomach wall was cut open, a small mountain of fluorescent beads poured down, directly drowning the staff member holding the knife.
When the other contestants in the square heard the movement, they all turned their heads to look over.
The next moment…
The entire stadium was silent…
“F*ck…”
“F*ck…”
“Did he steal from Bahuang Yi?”
“How many are there…”
“Who is this kid?”
“Did that group of exotic beasts pull it out right under his nose?”
“F*ck…”
The contestants erupted.
“This… This…” The head of the stadium stumbled over. Looking at the fluorescent beads all over the ground, his throat tightened. “How… How many are these…”
“Not many.” Chen Yu waved his hand. “Only four or five hundred.”
Everyone: “…”
“All… are all yours?”
Chen Yu pointed at the female students who were still unconscious. “There is still a small portion of them from Ma Li’s class. I will reward them according to the ranking. Those in higher positions must know how to use both grace and mercy.”
“…”
“Right, is that brainless person Bahuang Yi back yet?”
“…”
“This venerable one is asking you a question.”
“He… He’s back…”
“How many beads has he collected?”
“…” The person in charge had a complicated expression on his face. “286 beads.”
“What about the second place?”
“The current second place is 73 beads.”
“Sigh…”
After letting out a deep sigh, Chen Yu placed his hands behind his back and said with a melancholic expression, “Before I could exert any strength, everyone fell down.”
Everyone: “…”
“The world is so big, but there is no one who can rival it. They are all useless.”
[Rejected: Temperament +11; Spirit +7; Luck +7; Charm +15; Charisma +10; Morality +8; Popularity +14…]
[Rejected: Spirit +15; Charm +12; Luck +3…]
“Oh?”
Chen Yu’s interest was piqued when he heard the electronic synthesizer sound. He looked at the thousands of contestants in front of him and shouted, “Don’t misunderstand. I’m not targeting anyone…”
…
Two hours later.
The elimination round officially ended.
In the noisy Bird’s Nest Stadium.
The sky was filled with gongs and drums, the sound of firecrackers, red flags waving, and a sea of people..
Fireworks exploded in the darkness of the night.
The entire capital was filled with a cheerful atmosphere.
However, in the resting hall of the contestants, the atmosphere was extremely depressing.
More than three hundred people were staring at Chen Yu viciously.
Chen Yu was huddled in a corner, shivering as he stared at the ground, not daring to move…
“Brother Yu, what exactly did you say back then?”
Beside him, Duan Ye carefully observed his surroundings and lowered his voice. “The way they looked at you was so scary.”
“I didn’t say too much…”
“Then they…”
“I just scolded them for more than 20 minutes.”
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Pa.
Chen Yu covered his head in pain. “What a sin…”
“No matter who we meet in the group arena tomorrow, won’t the other party beat us to death?” Duan Ye shuddered.
“Not necessarily.” Chen Yu comforted him. “Maybe someone will beat us to death tonight.”
Duan Ye: “…Is it too late for me to change classes now?”
Creak — Dong!
Just as the two were talking, the wooden door of the temporary resting hall was pushed open.
The fat Gou Sheng walked in first and raised the name list. “First of all, I f*cking congratulate all of you for entering the top 100. To be able to stand in this room proves that you are already f*cking winners.”
The contestants: “…”
“Next, let’s f*cking talk business.”
Gou Sheng waved the name list in his hand and said, “The award ceremony is about to begin. The top nine will receive prizes. Whoever the host f*cking reads the name will go on stage. Do you understand?”
The contestants nodded.
“Do you understand?! Fart!”
“I understand.” ×302
Bu ~
Everyone turned their heads at the same time and looked at Duan Ye in shock.
Gou Sheng narrowed his eyes and suppressed his anger. “…Fish, what are you doing?”
Duan Ye raised his hand in embarrassment. “You… didn’t you tell me to fart? That… and I’m not called Fish.”
“…Hu.”
Taking a deep breath, Gou Sheng tried his best to calm himself down. “All of you, all of you. Don’t try to challenge my patience. Don’t do anything funny during the award ceremony later. Do you hear me?”
The contestants nodded.
“Do you hear me?! Say… say something!”
“I hear you!” ×305
Gou Sheng left with the examiners.
About a minute later.
The host’s voice suddenly came from outside the arena. “Next, let’s welcome the class in ninth place in the elimination round, St. Peter’s Academy Year 3, Elite Class 2, * * , * * , * * to the stage to receive the award!”
In the hall, three people stood up and hurriedly walked out of the door.
Before they left, they did not forget to glare at Chen Yu at the same time…
Chen Yu: “…”
[Psychological damage received: Spirit +6]
“OHHHHHH…”
Outside the arena, cheers shook the sky.
Through the indoor television, the contestants could clearly see the audience’s efforts to vent their enthusiasm.
“E, e, e…” (goose, goose, goose)
Duan Ye could not help but laugh out loud. “Brother Yu, goose, goose, goose…”
“What are you laughing at?”
“I’m laughing. In a while, the audience will realize that God Yi is in second place and we are in first place. This will be so satisfying.”
Hearing this, Chen Yu was silent for a moment. He could not help but grin. “Goose, goose, goose, goose…”
Bhang Yao: “…Goose.”
