This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 247
Chapter 247: War On Sh*t (2)
“Brother Yu, that’s enough. You’ve been lying here for half an hour.”
By the side of the pit, Duan Ye looked at Chen Yu squirming in the pit and sighed. “Come out. You have to face reality, don’t you? And to be honest, this strategy to make the exotic beasts’ stomachs upset will work.”
“…Shut up.”
Chen Yu stopped cringing, braced himself, stood up, and climbed out of the pit. “Everyone, leave.”
“Ah?”
Duan Ye, Ma Li, and the others in the distance were all stunned.
“Everyone, leave me alone. Stay three hundred meters away from me.”
“Aren’t we… going to start attracting exotic beasts?” Ma Li hesitated.
“Everyone, leave.”
Everyone looked at each other in dismay.
“Wait for me in the jungle over there.” Chen Yu pointed in a random direction.
His prestige was still very high at the moment. Although everyone didn’t understand, they obediently left the empty space, leaving only Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao.
“You guys leave too.”
“The two of us leave too?” Duan Ye blinked his eyes.
“Yes. Hurry up.” Chen Yu took out his phone and looked at the time. “It’s already past eight in the evening. There’s not much time left.”
“Brother Yu…” The young girl said worriedly, “What are you going to do? Is there a problem?”
“It’s fine. You guys leave first. While you’re at it, help me keep an eye on Ma Li and the others.”
“Then… Alright.”
With a simple wave of his hand, Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao left as well.
Clang!
After everyone had left, Chen Yu pulled out the sharp sword from the BB motherboard and disappeared from the spot like lightning.
About five minutes later.
He unleashed his strength and dragged over the other two heavy corpses of the exotic beasts. He brandished his long sword and broke the corpses into pieces, throwing them onto the meat mountain. Then, he pressed the blade of the sword against his wrist.
He slashed hard!
Bang!
The sharp metal cut off the dermis and arteries, and red blood spurted out like a fountain!
[Received damage: Qi and Blood +470]
[Received damage: Qi and Blood +486]
Enduring the pain, Chen Yu’s thoughts moved slightly, and his heart beat faster. The blood column on his wrist immediately spurted out! It splashed on the high meat mountain in front of him.
[Injured: Qi and Blood +682]
[Qi and Blood +705]
[Qi and Blood +741]
The lowering of his IQ just now had indeed opened up a new path for him.
But when his IQ returned, he realized that the ‘human elements’ that were mixed in at the moment were far from enough to attract the exotic beasts to eat crazily.
At most, he could only make the exotic beasts eat a few mouthfuls, and they would leave after realizing that something was wrong.
As for whether those few mouthfuls could cause them to have diarrhea, it was still unknown…
Therefore, when he was lying in the pit, he came up with this plan.
He would use his blood to irrigate all the meat pieces.
After all, his ‘Qi and blood’ was infinite.
He would make the meat of the beasts completely become ‘human’ meat!
Hiss, hiss, hiss —
The sound of the arteries spurting out was slightly sharp, making one’s teeth ache.
In the darkness of the night, Chen Yu was like a demon in the supernatural legends. He used his blood to ‘fill up’ the mountain-like meat in an attempt to create a feast that shocked the world…
Hiss, hiss —
Hiss.
Soon, the wound healed and the blood flow stopped.
Chen Yu frowned slightly and cut the artery again.
However, the spurting lasted for less than ten seconds before the wound healed again.
“No.”
“This is too slow.”
“Moreover, I’m cutting it one by one. Not only does it hurt, it also looks like a pervert…”
Raising his head and looking at the tall flesh mountain, Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. After thinking for a long time, he suddenly raised his sword and cut off his entire forearm!
Puchi!
Hiss, hiss, hiss!
[Received damage: Qi and Blood +3899]
[Qi and Blood +3042]
Chen Yu bent down and picked up his broken arm. Gritting his teeth, he raised his arm and shot forward like Astro Boy.
Hiss, hiss —
Hualala…
After the broken arm, no new arm could grow out.
However, the wound would still heal slowly.
Therefore, he had to ‘chop’ it again from time to time to keep the ‘water pipe’ unblocked.
But no matter what, the efficiency of spitting blood had increased by several times.
After about seven to eight minutes, the inside and outside of the meat mountain were completely soaked. Chen Yu put away his long sword and stabbed his non-dead arm back into the cut.
“Ho!”
“F*ck…”
The intense pain made Chen Yu break out in cold sweat, and his steel teeth were crushed.
[Damage received: Qi and Blood +1708]
[Qi and Blood +1539]
[Bone Health +43]
[Immunity +16]
[Sperm Quality +7]
[Qi and Blood +1024]
[…]
After a long while, the electronic synthesized sound that echoed in his ears disappeared.
Chen Yu tentatively clenched his fist and waved his arm. After realizing that it had all healed, he heaved a sigh of relief and whistled loudly in the direction where everyone had left.
Whistle–
Not long after, two figures rushed over.
It was Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao.
“You called for us?”
“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “How are things on Ma Li’s side?”
“Everything is normal. We didn’t meet up with them.” Duan Ye waved the thermal telescope in his hand. “We were only observing in the dark. We didn’t find anything unusual.”
“Okay, smart choice. Let’s not talk about this for now. It’s your turn next.” Chen Yu turned around and pointed at the meat mountain in front of him.
“…What the f*ck?!” Duan Ye finally noticed the bloody surface on the mountain. “What’s that? Why is it all red?”
“I added a little seasoning.” Chen Yu didn’t want to say more. “It can make the exotic beasts like it more.”
Bahuang Yao’s expression was serious. She walked forward and picked up a drop of blood. “This is blood. And it’s human blood. Brother Yu, where did you get human blood?”
“F*ck…” Duan Ye was even more shocked. “Human blood? It’s all human blood? I’ll f*cking fertilize it directly…”
“Don’t worry too much. It’s already 8:30. Hurry up and act.”
“Brother Yu, there’s so much blood… You… How did you do it?”
“How did I do it? Can you stop asking? My period is here, alright?! Can I f*cking change my period?”
Pa!
Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye on the head. “Hurry up and help!”
“Help… Help with what?”
“Unleash your martial arts.” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes. “Lure half of the forest’s exotic beasts here for me…”
“Will it work…” Duan Ye was dumbfounded.
“It will work. Listen to me.” Chen Yu patted Duan Ye on the shoulder. “Great Master Duan, please begin your performance.”
Looking at Chen Yu and then at Bahuang Yao, who was still squatting on the ground checking the bloodstains, Duan Ye nodded and put his palms together.
Pa!
“Martial Arts — Lin Junjie, Whose Hair Has Been Shaved Off!”
Chen Yu: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Bang!
The force was overwhelming, and the circuits were superimposed.
A dazzling ball of light rapidly took shape and expanded crazily.
“Close your eyes!” Duan Ye shouted and closed his eyes tightly.
Bahuang Yao hurriedly closed her eyes as well. “Okay.”
Chen Yu stretched out his hands to open his eyes. “Okay!”
Buzz, buzz, buzz —
The ball of light rose into the sky. In just three seconds, it had expanded from the size of a fitness ball to the size of a villa.
[Received strong light damage: Temporary Vision +4766; Vision +24]
“Run!”
Relying on the fact that his vision was not affected, Chen Yu had a ‘chicken’ in his left hand and a ‘duck’ in his right hand. He dragged Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao and ran away.
“Quick!”
A few seconds later, he passed by Ma Li and the others and shouted, “The exotic beasts are coming! Run with me!”
Ma Li and the others were still shocked by the formation of the light ball. When they heard this, they didn’t dare to hesitate and immediately chased after them.
…
The speed of light was 300,000 kilometers per second.
Therefore, the moment the light ball rose into the sky, all the classes in the arena saw it and were shocked.
“What the f*ck?”
“Who did this? Are they courting death?”
“…No, we’re too close. Run quickly!”
“F*ck, f*ck, don’t kill yourself and bring others with you!”
“F*ck!”
More than five thousand people instantly fell into chaos.
Those who were closer to the ball of light didn’t even have time to curse. They used all their strength to escape.
Rumble…
The earth began to shake.
The sky seemed to be trembling.
This was the running of thousands of giant beasts.
They howled and roared, throwing themselves at the source of light.
Their power was so strong that even Bahuang Yi chose to avoid the edge of the light.
“Who did this?” Chun Lei shouted angrily as she escaped, “Are they crazy?”
“Have you heard of the three-body technique?” Liu Wei analyzed calmly, “This might be the sword of the sword wielder. In order to threaten the enemy, he brandished his sword in advance.”
Chun Lei: “…It’s quite cheap.”
…
At the same time, after Chen Yu and the others ran for a few kilometers, he looked at the approaching herd of beasts. He stopped decisively and took out his long sword.
“Back off!”
Everyone immediately stopped, still in shock.
“Martial Art — Imitating Bahaung Secret Art — Whirlwind Dance!”
Whoosh whoosh whoosh —
Holding the long sword, Chen Yu spun on the spot. He spun faster and faster, quickly turning into a top.
When his speed reached the standard, he jumped into the air, stood up horizontally, and fell downwards…
Whoosh whoosh —
The sharp sword cut through the ground like it was cutting tofu.
Soon, a long crack appeared on the ground.
Its width was just enough to accommodate one person standing.
Squeak squeak.
Chen Yu’s figure stopped. He inserted the sword back into the crack without feeling dizzy. He pulled Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao and jumped into the crack. “Ma Li, you guys come in too!”
“Oh, oh! Quick! All of you, jump in…”
In the nick of time, everyone was extremely efficient. They lined up in an orderly manner and hid in the crevice.
“Don’t make a sound,” Chen Yu instructed solemnly. “Be quiet.”
Everyone nodded like chicks pecking at rice.
Boom…
Rumble…
A few minutes later, the shaking of the ground suddenly intensified.
Everyone raised their heads at the same time. They saw groups of exotic beasts galloping outside the ‘line of heaven’ in the crevice.
The crevice was only a few dozen centimeters wide, so there was no need to worry about the huge beasts’ feet stepping in.
As for the vertical structure, there was no need to worry about the huge force above it causing it to collapse.
Perhaps…
There was no safer hiding place than here…
Rumble…
Rumble…
After an unknown amount of time, the world fell silent.
Chen Yu and the others were covered in dirt, but they still didn’t dare to show their heads to check.
“The ball of light shattered,” Duan Ye said in a low voice. “I can feel it.”
“Then… will the exotic beasts eat the meat?” Ma Li asked.
“Yes.” Chen Yu looked at Ma Li, the corners of his mouth raised, and he spat out a mouthful of sand. “I can feel it.”
Ma Li: “…You spat on my face.”
…
Time.
Every minute and second passed.
When the needle passed through a certain magical scale, happiness came knocking on the door…
Pfft…
With a smelly, earth-shaking bang.
Everyone in the crevice was instantly overjoyed and almost shouted at the same time…
“Scram! (Pulled)”
