This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 227
Chapter 227: Mandatory A-Rank Mission
“Canceled? When was it canceled?”
Duan Ye was speechless. “I just said a few words and it was canceled?”
“Yes.” The mattress woman nodded. “It was canceled right after the first sentence you said.”
“Are you targeting me?”
“You actually still have doubts?”
Duan Ye: “…”
Standing up and stretching her ‘seductive’ waist, the mattress woman walked in front of Chen Yu and extended her hand. “Hello, Student Chen Yu.”
“Hello.” Chen Yu shook her hand. “May I know your name?”
“My name is Bordeaux Jieyi.” The mattress woman smiled. “You can call me Jieyi in the future.”
“Bordeaux Jieyi…” Duan Ye was deep in thought. “What is the relationship between Bordeaux Jieyi and you?”
“That’s my idol.” The mattress woman took off her sunglasses. “Because of her, I changed my name.”
The three of them: “…”
“Did you bring the letter of appointment for the Security Officer?” Bordeaux Jieyi asked.
“Letter of appointment?” Chen Yu was stunned for a moment before coming to a realization. “Oh, it’s the document on Director Gou’s desk, right?”
“Yes.” Bordeaux Jieyi nodded. “Did you bring it?”
Chen Yu turned his head and looked at Duan Ye. “Did you bring it?”
Duan Ye turned his head and looked at Bahuang Yao. “Did you bring it?”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Jieyi frowned. “Why didn’t you bring it?”
Chen Yu frowned. “Why didn’t you bring it?”
Duan Ye frowned. “Why didn’t you bring it?”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“Forget it. I’ll go get it myself later.” Waving her hand, Jieyi glanced at the three of them. “Director Gou told me your names in advance.”
As she spoke, she pointed at Chen Yu. “Your name is Chen Yu.”
Chen Yu nodded. “Yes.”
“Your name is Bahuang Yao.”
Bahuang Yao nodded. “Hi… Sis Jieyi.”
“Your name is Zaiyu.”
Duan Ye nodded. “That’s right, my name is Zaiyu. My name is f*cking Zaiyu! My name is Duan Ye! Duan Ye!”
“When did you change your name?”
“The day I was born, my father changed it for me. Previously, I was called a fertilized egg.”
“That’s enough, it doesn’t matter. A name is just a code name.” Jieyi was impatient. “I change my name once a year, and I’ve been through the same thing.”
Putting away the beach chair and parasol, the woman put on a coat. She continued, “Everyone knows my name. Now, let’s talk about my personal situation. I’m a Level 4.9 Qi martial artist, and I’m good at Qi martial arts related to gas. I can attack, defend, and retreat. My mobility is quite strong.”
“Level 4.9… Qi martial arts…” Duan Ye’s eyes lit up. “Boss!”
“A newly assembled team needs to get used to each other. It just so happens that you guys are going to take on a compulsory quest today, right?”
“Yes.” Chen Yu nodded. “I was thinking of going in the afternoon.”
“Very good. Then let’s go now.” Jieyi’s lips curled into a charming smile. “By the way, I’ll also show you guys my ability.”
Pa!
With that, she waved her right hand, and a bag appeared out of nowhere.
Then, she put the bag on the ground, stuck out her buttocks, and blew at it.
“This…” Duan Ye’s eyes were fixed on it. “This beach chair is really big.”
“Yeah.” Chen Yu agreed. “This beach is really white.”
“…” Bahuang Yao looked up, her face flushed red.
“Hu…”
“Hu hu…”
After a long while, the interior of the bag was filled with air, turning into a two-meter-long air mattress.
Pa! Pa!
After patting the bed, Jieyi sat on it. “Come, let’s all go.”
Chen Yu: “…”
Duan Ye: “…”
“Let’s go?” Jieyi frowned. “What are you waiting for?”
“Yao Zi.” Duan Ye began to take off his coat, and said to Bahuang Yao, “You can go down first. We’ll be back in a while.”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Pa!
Jieyi threw a pair of spectacles at Duan Ye’s head. “I’m asking you to get on the air mattress!”
Duan Ye was in a daze. “Doesn’t that mean the same thing?”
“We’re sitting on it! I’ll take you up into the sky! Are you f*cking poisonous?”
Duan Ye was in a daze. “Isn’t that the same thing?”
Chen Yu thought about it and nodded. “Indeed, I think it’s the same thing.”
Jieyi: “…”
After a moment of silence, she stood up and picked up Chen Yu and Duan Ye one by one, throwing them onto the bed. Then, she looked at Bahuang Yao. “You get up too.”
“No…” The girl retreated. “I… I’m still too young… I’ll leave first…”
Jieyi’s arms were like lightning as she picked up Bahuang Yao and threw her onto the mattress.
Then, she somersaulted onto the head of the mattress and pressed her palms together.
Pa.
“Martial Arts — Why Don’t I Use the Art of Ascending to the Heavens!”
Bang!
A strong force erupted and a violent wind suddenly rose.
“What the f*ck?”
“Ahhh…”
Amidst the exclamations of Chen Yu and the other two, the air mattress actually soared into the sky! It headed straight for the clouds!
Duan Ye’s eyes widened. “This… Could this be the legendary…”
Chen Yu continued, “Flying on a bed!”
Facing the strong wind, Jieyi turned around and looked at the crowd. “I am able to fly in the battlefield with the strength of a Level 4 and carry out long-range Qi martial arts support.”
“Are you the one who secretly took pictures of us in Ye Sanpo Forest?” Duan Ye leaned on his bed and looked at the scenery below.
“Yes.”
“I love you.” Duan Ye was excited. “In the future, when we are on the road for missions, we don’t have to run anymore. It would be great to fly there.”
“No.” Jiayi shook her head. “In the air, it is very likely that we will encounter flying exotic beasts. Therefore, we still have to take a vehicle for the long-distance journey.”
Bahuang Yao sat in a corner, nervously tugging at Chen Yu’s leg. She looked under the mattress with both curiosity and timidity.
One street after another, buildings after buildings, and crowds of people seemed to extend to the horizon.
“There are so many people on the west side of the city. It’s much more than the other three directions,” the young girl said.
Chen Yu and Duan Ye immediately looked to the west side.
Sure enough, on the west side of Beijing City, there was a dense crowd the size of ants. It was the sum of the south, north, and east directions.
“It’s too high.” Duan Ye shrunk his neck. “If we fall, I’ll be smashed into pieces.”
Chen Yu looked at Jieyi’s clothes. “Then how long can you keep flying for?”
“As long as Director Gou doesn’t come up, I can keep flying.”
…
After a few simple circles around Beijing City.
Everyone returned to the ground of Beijing University’s campus. Then, they headed to the mission hall to accept the mandatory mission.
When Chen Yu and the other two stepped through the door, the surrounding students all focused their gazes on them.
A few days ago, after the battle at the No. 2 Training Field, Chen Yu became famous.
The campus was so big that everywhere he went, everyone knew his name.
However, there were also a lot of troubles that followed.
Love letters were written one after another, which made Chen Yu extremely annoyed. Sometimes, when a picture of a man suddenly popped out of the letter, that would be horrifying…
In the crowd, the four of them walked to the mission desk.
Duan Ye stood behind Chen Yu and looked around. “Brother Yu, that man owes us credits. Did you see that woman? She owes credits too. And the one at the No. 2 Training Ground also owes credits. The one in front of us also owes credits…”
“Very good.” Chen Yu was gratified. “Our career is getting bigger and bigger.”
Jieyi tied her clothes. “…”
At the end of the line, Chen Yu asked loudly, “Right, you said that the one in front owes us too, right?”
“Yes.”
“How much do they owe us?”
“Not much. A hundred academic credits.”
“Alright.” Chen Yu nodded. “When the time comes, I’ll go and ask for it personally.”
The male student at the front could not help but shiver. He quickly stepped aside. “Brother Yu, you go first.”
Chen Yu was surprised. “Isn’t that a little embarrassing?”
“It’s fine, it’s fine. You go first. I’m not in a rush.”
“Alright then, thank you.”
“You’re welcome…”
One of the students jumped up. Duan Ye stuck his head out and looked around for a while. He was pleasantly surprised. “Brother Yu! The thirteenth one owes us as well!”
“Okay, write it down and ask for it personally on the same day.”
“…Brother Yu.” The 13th student left the line. “Let’s switch as well. You can come to my place.”
“This… You’re too polite.”
“It’s my pleasure. You can go…”
“Okay, I’ll waive the interest of 10 credits.”
“Thank you, thank you…”
When they reached the middle of the line, Duan Ye continued, “Brother Yu! The third one owes us too.”
The third person in the queue trembled and turned sideways. “Brother Yu, please…”
…
Hence, the queue did not last more than three minutes, and Chen Yu stood at the first place.
“There are really quite a number of people who want to borrow our credits,” Duan Ye sighed.
“That’s right.” Chen Yu nodded. “Any hero will be put in a difficult position when a single cent falls. Other than us, who else can they borrow from?”
“That’s right, that’s right…”
Outside the team, Jieyi was still in a tight knot. “…”
“Pretty lady, accept the compulsory mission.” Chen Yu took out his student card and handed it over.
“Alright.” The staff took it and swiped it.
The details of the mission instantly appeared on the screen outside.
(Identification successful)
(Year 1 Class 2 Compulsory Mission 2: Follow the team of Bahuang Yi and work together to kill a herd of exotic beasts.)
(Level: A-Rank Mission)
(Members: Chen Yu, Duan Ye, Bahuang Yao.)
(Security officer: Bordeaux Jieyi.)
(Reward for completing the mission: 1240 Credits.)
Chen Yu turned his head and looked Duan Ye in the eye. “Work together with Bahuang Yi…”
Duan Ye exclaimed, “Work together?!”
