This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 220
Chapter 220: The Wisdom of Mortals… (2)
Bang!
With the support of the dual martial techniques, Chen Yu seemed to have transformed into a streak of light, disappearing under the body of the exotic beast in a flash.
Boom!
The turtle shell fell heavily to the ground, smashing the forest into pieces.
The spreading shockwave spread out, uprooting countless huge trees.
Plop.
Landing on the ground, Chen Yu turned his head and looked at the exotic beast that was struggling to ‘flip over.’ The corners of his mouth curled up into a cold and arrogant arc, and he charged directly toward the pile of cannonballs.
“Where are Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao?!”
Bhang Yao was taken aback, and subconsciously raised her hand. “I… I’m here.”
Duan Ye’s brows furrowed when he heard that.
What was with this familiar tone…
“Everyone, follow me! Don’t fall behind.”
The young lady hurriedly followed.
Duan Ye turned his head, glanced at the Level 5 exotic beast, and chased after it as well.
[Speed +93%]
[Explosive Force +37%]
When combined, it was a speed that ordinary people would never be able to see clearly.
Even the mattress lady, who was flying in the sky, was gradually unable to catch up.
“This… is this really a first year student?!”
“Isn’t this too ridiculous?”
“Un… that’s not right.”
“His stamina is so good, and his speed is so fast…” The mattress lady was taken aback, and then her cheeks flushed with a beautiful flush. “It’s really… too great.”
…
“Huff huff –”
The air seemed to turn into liquid at this moment, trying to stop Chen Yu’s advance. Even his hairline was broken by the wind.
However, he did not care about it, not caring about the lack of hair volume.
As the saying goes, the most intelligent thing is nothing more than…
Zhi —
Not long after, Chen Yu suddenly stopped and arrived at the empty space in the forest where the cannonballs were piled up. He bent down, grabbed one with both hands, and looked at the giant beast in the distance with a cold smile.
“There are obviously so many modern thermal weapons, but they don’t want to use them.”
“Their thinking is actually so stupid.”
“Of course, it’s not their fault. After all…”
“The wisdom of mortals is ultimately limited…”
While sighing, Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao finally caught up while panting.
“Brother… Brother Yu… Are we going to retreat?” the young girl asked.
“Retreat?” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows, carrying the cannonball as he sized up Bahuang Yao. “It’s said that some women have big breasts but no brains. It seems that it’s not accurate either.”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“A mere Level 5 exotic beast. This venerable self can destroy it with a flick of a finger. How can there be a reason to retreat?”
“Brother Yu…” Duan Ye had a worried look on his face. “Are you having a relapse again?”
“Pathetic… It’s too pathetic.” Chen Yu raised the cannonball and shook his head repeatedly. “When humans are unable to understand the higher dimensions of wisdom, they will only turn it into heresy. Duan Ye, remember this.”
As he spoke, Chen Yu stretched out his hand and tapped Duan Ye’s forehead, saying, “The thing that destroys humans has never been ignorance and weakness, but arrogance and prejudice.”
Duan Ye: “…”
“The more foolish a person is, the more they will think that others are foolish.” With a cold smile, Chen Yu burst forth with strength and raised the cannonball in his hand. “You foolish mortals, how can you understand my wisdom?”
As he finished speaking, his hands loosened.
Sou…
The hundred Jin high explosive cannonball instantly flew out, drawing a curved arc in the air, accurately aiming at the position of the Level 5 exotic beast.
“Let it bloom…”
Opening his arms, Chen Yu closed his eyes. “Sparks of wisdom!”
Dang!
The cannonball smashed heavily onto the turtle shell… starlight splattered in all directions.
Then…
The cannonball was deflated.
Nothing happened…
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Chen Yu: “…?”
The beast: “…?”
“It swept the area until it was dead.” Opening his eyes, Chen Yu’s expression was indifferent. “Is it a dud?”
“…”
“What the f*ck is a dud?!” Duan Ye couldn’t hold it in any longer and ridiculed crazily, “These are all ordnance cannonballs. How can it be so easy for duds to appear?!”
“Then do you know why it didn’t explode?”
“This is a shell, not an ordinary explosive. You have to rely on the centrifugal force generated by the high-speed rotation in the barrel of the cannon to get rid of the safety. If you throw it directly, how could it explode?!”
“En…” Picking up another shell, Chen Yu nodded approvingly at Duan Ye. “You actually answered my question correctly. Not bad, not bad.”
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
“Then, just like what I thought at the beginning, we just need to make the shell spin.”
Holding the shell with both hands, Chen Yu’s gaze was like a torch. “Then, next, it’s…”
“Brother… Brother Yu…” Bahuang Yao interrupted hesitantly.
“Why are you calling me?” Chen Yu’s wise eyes squinted, giving off an imposing aura.
“This… This… This ammunition, it’s all from the army…”
“So what if it’s from the army? Is there anyone guarding this place?”
“No… There’s no one here…”
“What you see is what you get. Then why can’t we use it?”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Duan Ye said, “This ammunition is good, or else it would have been easy to transport it in, and you would have used it?”
Chen Yu: “That’s right, it was difficult for us to transport it in, so why can’t we use it?”
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao quickly added, “They’re used for military exercises!”
Chen Yu: “Are they fighting exotic beasts for military exercises? We’re fighting exotic beasts, too. What’s the difference?”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Duan Ye: “If the military finds out about this, they’ll kill you!”
“Bullsh*t.” Chen Yu pursed his lips. “Is it written on the bullet that it can’t be used? Does the law say that I, Chen Yu, can’t use it? From Major Wang to the military driver, which one of them told us that we can’t use it?”
“Who the f*ck would have thought that you could snatch the bullet to use!” Duan Ye was on the verge of tears. “This brain of yours isn’t something that a carbon-based creature can understand, alright?!”
Chen Yu: “Then there’s nothing we can do. If we want to blame someone, we can only blame them for not being strict with their mission.”
Bahuang Yao: “But… But our mission is to escort the ammunition in…”
Chen Yu: “That’s right. Mission 1, escort the ammunition in. We’ve completed it. Mission 2, clear the exotic beasts within a three kilometer radius. Isn’t this the perfect time to use the bullet?”
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Chen Yu: “Is there anything else you want to ask?”
“There’s nothing else…” ×2
“Then shut your mouth.” Turning around, Chen Yu pursed his lips. “It’s really… a stupid question from a mortal…”
The two of them: “…”
Holding the tail of the cannonball, Chen Yu spun around on the spot, spinning the cannonball faster and faster. Half a second later, he crossed his palms and suddenly let go.
Swish…
The cannonball spun and flew toward the exotic beast in the distance.
“Let it bloom…”
Opening his hands, Chen Yu closed his eyes again. “Sparks of wisdom!”
“…”
“…”
…Boom!!!
“Roar!”
The flames soared into the sky.
Rising flames mixed with the roars of the exotic beast resounded throughout the entire Ye Sanpo.
“He… He actually threw a cannonball to explode…” In the clouds, the air cushion woman stared at the dog in a daze. “Then why didn’t he just blast it directly from the capital? Why would he use the supplies you guys sent?”
“Beautiful, a home run.”
Opening his eyes and looking at the exotic beasts struggling in the fire in the distance, Chen Yu didn’t hesitate at all. He picked up another one, spun around, and threw it out.
Sou…
Boom!
Following that, it was the third one.
Sou… Boom!
The fourth one.
Sou… Boom!!
After taking four shots consecutively, the Level 5 exotic beast finally found the direction of Chen Yu and the other two. It roared and dashed over.
“Get out of the way.”
After forcing Duan Ye and the other two back, Chen Yu held the sharp head of the cannonball and grabbed one in each hand, spinning in a circle on the spot like a top.
Whoosh whoosh whoosh…
He let go of the cannonball one after another, and the two cannonballs somersaulted and hit the target.
Rumble…
“Roar!”
“What are you still standing there for?”Chen Yu looked at Bahuang Yao. “Throw it. When it comes over, your small body won’t be enough to fill the gaps between its teeth.”
“…” After a moment of silence, the young lady sighed. She could only pick up one cannonball and learn from Chen Yu’s method. After swinging it for more than ten rounds, she let go.
Sou…
Boom!
“What the f*ck…” Duan Ye cursed as he raised one of the cannonballs as well. “Why did it become like this…”
Sou… Boom!
The three of them from Class 2 turned into three cannon turrets. One after another, they threw cannonballs at the cannonballs, and they burst into flames.
The damage caused by high-temperature, high-explosive, and high-pressure modern thermal weapons wasn’t something a Level 5 exotic beast could withstand.
Soon, the enormous body was blown up, and then disintegrated into pieces.
“Holy shit…”
“Holy shit…”
The air cushion woman in the clouds was completely dumbfounded..
After that, Chen Yu didn’t stop, forcing Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao to continue their ‘missiles’ and squander the resources in the field.
Boom!
Boom!
Boom! Boom! Boom!
In less than ten minutes, not a single hair was left on the twelve cannonballs.
Meanwhile, the northern part of Ye Sanpo Forest was completely engulfed in a sea of fire…
Boom! Boom! Boom!
After throwing the last cannonball, Chen Yu clapped his hands on his hips and looked around the field with his wise eyes. “Mm, not bad.”
“Not to mention the area within three kilometers. Everything within ten kilometers has been cleared.”
“The school must be extremely happy to have completed the mission in excess…”
…
After an unknown amount of time.
The smoke of the gunpowder gradually dissipated.
The martial technique was withdrawn, and IQ once again took over the high ground.
Looking at the blazing sea of fire in front of him, Chen Yu slowly covered his head. “…”
“…”
“…”
“What am I doing…”
Duan Ye: “You blew up this place.”
Bahuang Yao: “You… You threw away the cannonball.”
“…Why didn’t you stop me?”
“Why? Brother Yu, have you recovered?”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Brother Yu, I need to have a heart-to-heart talk with you.” Duan Ye went forward and patted Chen Yu’s shoulder. “If you’re sick, we have to treat you earlier. We can’t delay any longer.”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Just now, when you were so awesome, the two of us really couldn’t do anything about it…”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Now… What do we do now?” Bahuang Yao said weakly.
“…”
After a long silence, Chen Yu stood up resolutely. “It’s already happened. No matter how much we regret it, it’s useless. One person should take responsibility for their own actions. Duan Ye, are you going to take responsibility?”
Duan Ye hurriedly shook his head. “Definitely not!”
“What about you, Yao?”
“No… I’m not in.”
Chen Yu: “I don’t want to be in either.”
The two of them: “…”
“Since you don’t want to be in, then what are you waiting for?” Chen Yu suddenly exploded with energy, and with a flash, he dashed over a hundred meters away. “Hurry up and run!”
“Right!” Duan Ye quivered and quickly caught up. He turned around and shouted at the still dazed Bahuang Yao, “Run! The last one is a puppy.”
“Oh… Oh oh…” The young girl also activated her strength. In just two seconds, she overtook Duan Ye and was neck and neck with Chen Yu.
Duan Ye: “???”
“Brother Yu… Brother Yu…” While running, Bahuang Yao asked worriedly, “It’s not good to just run away, right? What if we are discovered…”
“Who will find out?” Chen Yu waved his hand. “If you don’t say it, I won’t say it, and Duan Ye won’t say it either. Who will know that we were the ones who blew up the cannonballs? When the time comes, we will come up with a unified statement and insist that we don’t know. Is there anyone who can record our crime?”
“Oh…”
At the same time.
In the air.
The air cushion girl slowly put away her Samsung phone and heaved a sigh of relief. “It’s all been recorded…”
…
In the evening.
The three of them, who was covered in a mess, returned to Beijing University.
As they walked, they were still communicating loudly.
“It’s really too scary. Those cannonballs actually detonated.” Chen Yu sighed. “They almost blew us up.”
“That’s right, that’s right.” Duan Ye nodded. “Such precious military supplies. They just blew us up like that. What a big dog’s guts!”
Chen Yu hurriedly poked him and lowered his voice. “Where the f*ck is the dog?”
“Oh, oh, oh… What a big dog’s guts!”
Chen Yu said, “I suspect it’s the army.”
Duan Ye shook his head. “No, it might be the Fair Association.”
Chen Yu said, “The Fair Association is reasonable. What can’t they do?”
Duan Ye said, “They are stone hammers, so they are from the Fair Association.”
Chen Yu said, “They almost killed the three of us in the cannon fire. This enmity is irreconcilable!”
Duan Ye said, “We will definitely take revenge!”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Seeing that the young girl did not speak, Chen Yu and Duan Ye turned their heads at the same time and looked at Bahuang Yao with unfriendly expressions.
“…Revenge.” The young girl raised her small trembling hand.
“Yes, revenge!”
“Revenge!”
“Three students, please wait.” Just as Chen Yu and the others were shouting to enter the school gate, a member of the Student Union stopped them. “Excuse me, are you guys from Year 1 Class 2?”
Chen Yu immediately went forward. “Yes, we are. We were attacked by thermal weapons just now…”
“Three students.” The member of the Student Union interrupted Chen Yu. “Please make some simple repairs and immediately head to the director’s office on the sixth floor of the teaching office.”
“That…” Looking at his two teammates beside him, Chen Yu scratched his ears. “We are currently being persecuted and need to rest. Can we not go?”
“Obviously not.”
“How can we go later?”
“How late?”
“…Before graduation.”
“Obviously not.” The Student Union member adjusted his glasses. “Your class has made a serious mistake this time. Please don’t take any chances. Sincerely admit your mistake.”
“Mistake?” Duan Ye was unconvinced. “It wasn’t us who threw the cannonball! What mistake did we make?”
Chen Yu: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
The Student Union member was expressionless. “Explain it to the director in detail. I’ll be leaving first. You guys take care of yourselves.”
After saying that, he turned around and left.
Chen Yu and the other two were left frozen on the spot.
“…”
“…”
“It doesn’t look good.” Duan Ye bit his finger.
Slap!
Chen Yu slapped Duan Ye’s head hard and roared, “If you don’t know how to speak, then shut up! Why are you turning yourself in here?! F*ck!”
Duan Ye: “…”
“Now… What do we do now…” Bahuang Yao poked her finger. “The school seems to know about it.”
“…Calm down.” Chen Yu straightened his collar and said calmly, “For the mission that we did, the commotion must be attributed to us. As long as we bite them to death and don’t know anything, how can they beat us into a confession?”
“That’s right!” Duan Ye interrupted. “No matter how the other party cheats, just say that you don’t know. Especially you, Yao Zi, I’m afraid that you can’t keep your mouth shut.”
“I’m the most f*cking afraid of your mouth right now.” He pushed Duan Ye away with another slap and Chen Yu patted the young lady’s shoulder. “Just remember one thing. If you resist, be strict and go home for the New Year!”
Duan Ye: “If you confess, they’ll be lenient. If you don’t, your anus will be dry.”
“…” Chen Yu clenched his fists.
“I… I understand.” Bahuang Yao sighed heavily.
“Let’s go.”
With a wave of his hand, Chen Yu led his two teammates, heroically and unjustly…
They passed through the square, bypassed the office building, and arrived at the teaching center.
The three of them went all the way up to the sixth floor.
Pa.
“That’s enough.” Chen Yu snapped his fingers. “Let’s begin.”
Duan Ye shouted at the top of his lungs, “It’s really too scary!”
In the director’s office, Director Gou, who was drinking tea, was suddenly scalded and shivered. “…”
“Yeah, it’s too scary. Those cannonballs actually let people detonate just like that.” Chen Yu sighed and led his teammates into the office. “They almost blew us up.”
Director Gou: “…”
The air cushion girl in the corner of the room: “…”
“Yeah, yeah.” Duan Ye glanced at Director Gou and nodded. “Such valuable military supplies, blowing them up just like that. What a big dog… Thief guts!”
“They do have quite the guts.” Chen Yu frowned. “I suspect… It’s the army.”
Duan Ye shook his head. “No, it might be the Fair Association.”
Director Gou: “…”
Air cushion girl: “…”
Chen Yu: “The Fair Association is reasonable. What can’t they do?”
Duan Ye: “If they’re hammered, it means they’re part of the Fair Association.”
Chen Yu: “They almost caused the three of us to lose our lives in the cannon fire. This enmity is irreconcilable!”
Duan Ye: “We will definitely take revenge!”
Director Gou: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…Take… Revenge.”
Director Gou: “…”
Air cushion girl: “…”
“Right, take revenge!”
“Take revenge!”
Dong!
Director Gou couldn’t take it anymore. He slammed the table hard, and fire spewed out of his eyes. “Act?”
The three of them: “…”
“Continue acting?!”
The three of them: “…”
“Continue acting!” Director Gou roared.
Duan Ye: “It’s really too scary. Those cannonballs were actually detonated by someone, and they almost blew us up…”
Pa!
Chen Yu slapped his teammate to the ground.
“What?” Director Gou sneered. “Am I right? Are you really acting with me here?”
Dong!
He slammed the table once more and roared, “This is truly outrageous!”
“Doing whatever you want!”
“Unbridled!”
“Lawless!”
“Hundreds of high-explosive warheads were f*cking blown up by you guys?! Just to kill a mere Level 5 exotic beast?!”
“Speak the f*ck up!”
In the teaching center, Gou Sheng roared crazily.
Chen Yu, Duan Ye, and Bahuang Yao reeked of gunpowder. They shrunk their necks at the same time.
“Speak!”
“That… That…” Chen Yu braced himself. “Actually, this matter really has nothing to do with us. We went to clear out the exotic beasts and were caught off guard by the explosion.”
“Are you still fooling around with me?” Director Gou’s face was as cold as ice. He directly threw out the air cushion woman’s Samsung phone. “Take a look for yourself! It’s clearly recorded here! You’re still trying to deny it?”
The hearts of the three people pounded violently.
“How is this possible?”
Chen Yu picked up the phone in shock. Then, he loosened his grip and kicked…
Bang!
Boom!
The falling phone crashed heavily into the wall and exploded into a ball of flames.
Director Gou: “…”
Duan Ye: “…”
Bahuang Yao: “…”
Chen Yu pulled back his leg and looked at the burning phone, then at the shocked Director Gou. After a moment of silence, he said seriously, “Director Gou, are you talking about that phone?”
Director Gou: “…”
Chen Yu: “I’m sorry, it accidentally fell.”
“…” Director Gou’s entire body trembled.
Air cushion girl: “The goose drops the receiver…”
