This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 208
Chapter 208: The Little Heifer Exploded
Puchi!
The shadow of the sharp sword flashed and disappeared.
The Level 2 exotic beast was instantly killed by a clean slash.
Dong…
The exotic beast, which was more than ten meters long, fell to the ground with a bang.
Chen Yu was still burning with his surging energy. He held the girl in his left hand and the sword in his right hand. He turned around elegantly, and the corners of his mouth curled up. “Are you guys okay?”
“Brother Yu…” Bahuang Yao was stunned for a long time. She hurriedly wiped the corners of her eyes. “Why did you come out so late? You…”
Before she could finish his sentence, Duan Ye suddenly said, “Look! What is that thing?! It’s swaying?”
Bahuang Yao subconsciously looked down, and her originally pale face instantly turned red. “Ah…”
“?” Chen Yu also came back to his senses and looked down. “…F*ck!”
He hurriedly threw the girl in his hand away and covered his crotch, his old face turning purple. “How many more rounds are you guys going to watch? Turn around!”
Bahuang Yao immediately turned around and squatted down with his face covered. His brain was a mess, and his neck was red.
Duan Ye looked him up and down. “Don’t block it. Obviously, you can’t block it.”
Chen Yu: “…”
Duan Ye: “Is this your latest hobby?”
“Shut up. Give me one of your clothes,” Chen Yu cursed. “You forgot about the burning of your clothes again…”
“Whoa!” Duan Ye’s spirit shivered. “Why did you add another one? You’re an old exhibitionist.”
“Get lost. And that…” Chen Yu suddenly pointed at Zhang Yanyan on the ground. “You’re not dead? Why are you still watching?”
Zhang Yanyan quickly closed her slightly narrowed eyes. “Aiyo… Aiyo…”
Putting on the shirt that Duan Ye handed over, Chen Yu realized that it could not be covered. He stared at Duan Ye’s pants again. “Give it to me too.”
“Then what should I wear?”
“What does it have to do with me what you wear?” Chen Yu went straight to the point and dragged Duan Ye’s pants.
“No! What are you doing? Brother Yu… Brother Yu doesn’t want it! Brother Yu doesn’t want it…”
Half a minute later, the pants changed owners. Chen Yu lowered his head and fastened his belt. His nose twitched involuntarily. “Hmm? What’s that smell?”
“What smell?” Duan Ye wore shorts and looked unfriendly.
“Why are your clothes so flirtatious? Don’t you take a bath?”
“Aiyo… Aiyo…” Zhang Yanyan who was groaning in pain immediately shut her mouth.
“Are you a beggar?” Duan Ye became furious, “Are you f*cking going to wear it or not? If not, give it to me.”
“Wear it, don’t pull it.” After blocking Duan Ye, Chen Yu squatted down and checked the safety officer Zhang Tie’s condition.
After observing for a while, he slightly frowned, “He’s in a coma and is bleeding heavily. I wonder if his internal organs have been damaged? We need to send him to the hospital as soon as possible.”
“Then let’s go.” Duan Ye looked around. “If we make too much noise just now, we will definitely attract exotic beasts.”
“Hmm.” Nodding, Chen Yu then looked at Zhang Yanyan and patted her face. “Hello? How are you?”
“My… My arm hurts.”
“Let me have a look at your stomach.” Chen Yu pushed away the other party’s hand and threw a glance at her. At the same time, he revealed the look of a metro man. “Erm… your intestines are all out.”
Straightening up, he carefully picked up Zhang Tie. Closely after that, he ordered Duan Ye, “Put those two wounded on my back.”
“Fine. Hmm, you want to carry them back?”
“What? Do you have a plane?”
“…It’s a bumpy road. Will it aggravate your injuries?”
“That depends on fate.” Chen Yu shrugged, “If we can save one, we can save one. Oh, put Zhang Yanyan on the top. At least she won’t be crushed. Additionally, she has a cushion.”
“Thank… Thank you.” Zhang Yanyan said weakly as she was flattered.
“You’re welcome. You still owe me 800 credits. If you die, it will be very troublesome.”
Zhang Yanyan: “…”
After carrying the two girls, Chen Yu turned around and glanced at the dust-covered entrance of the cave. After that, he restrained his Qi and strode forward along the route he came from.
“Brother Yu.” Duan Ye caught up with him with great effort, “Bring me Brother Tie’s phone. I’ll call the school and ask learning to contact the government to send a helicopter to pick us up.”
“Sure, it’s in his pocket. Take it yourself.” Chen Yu hugged Zhang Tie.
Duan Ye then put his hand deep into his chest. “Eh? Why is the phone oval?”
“You idiot, why are you touching it in the dark?! It’s the outside pocket!”
“Oh oh oh… You f*cking scolded me. What did you eat? That thing mutated.”
“Shut up. Hmm? Where’s Bahuang Yao?” Chen Yu stopped.
“It’s still squatting at the back.”
“This child’s psychological quality is too bad.”
“Don’t blame her. It’s understandable that she saw something dirty.”
“F*ck your grandpa.”
“You should try looking for livestock. Humans can’t…”
“…”
…
Fortunately, there were no major setbacks along the way.
Along the way, they encountered some mutated beasts that were not above Level 3. They were easily killed by Chen Yu, who was in his peak condition.
When they returned to Treasure City, it was almost midnight.
After entering the hospital, after several hours of rescue, Zhang Yanyan and her teammate Xu Ruo were out of danger.
On the contrary, Zhang Tie was the one who suffered the most serious injuries.
His brain was bleeding, his liver was ruptured, and three ribs were inserted into his intestines and stomach…
Due to his strong vitality, any other fighter below Level 2 would not last more than 1 hour.
Finally, after contacting the school, Chen Yu transferred Zhang Tie to another hospital and took the school plane back to Capital City overnight.
“Don’t worry, he’s definitely not dead.”
In the corridor of the Affiliated Hospital of Beijing University.
After seeing Zhang Tie being pushed into the Intensive Care Unit, Chen Yu patted Duan Ye’s shoulder. “The medical treatment of Beijing University is very good. How serious was Bahuang Yao’s injury? She was saved.”
Hearing his words, Duan Ye rubbed his face. “I didn’t think about that. I was just lamenting that Brother Tie had been beaten so badly in less than half a minute. Level 4 fighters are really too dangerous.”
“Yeah…”
“But I’m more lamenting that you two haven’t reached Level 2 yet, yet you’re still fine?”
“It’s not the same.” Chen Yu waved his hand, “Bahuang Yao and I have been hiding and running away, walking on a tightrope. Additionally, I severely injured a Level 4 fighter in a sneak attack. The others were afraid that I would kill them in a flash.”
Duan Ye was silent. “Brother Tie was trying to protect me. There was no way out. We could only fight them head-on…”
“Yes. Moreover, his condition was very bad at that time. Look at Zhang Yanyan. She almost died because of the head-on fight. The difference in levels is very difficult to make up for.”
Through the glass of the ICU, Duan Ye looked at the figure on the bed. “Then how did Brother Tie defeat Zhang Gang?”
“…Maybe something happened in the dungeon.”
The two looked at each other and fell silent.
Meanwhile, Bahuang Yao did not say a word from the beginning to the end. She just lowered her head, thinking about something.
“Speaking of which, we’re really lucky.”
After a while, seeing the gloomy atmosphere, Duan Ye forced a smile. He put his left arm around Chen Yu and patted Bahuang Yao with his right hand. “In that situation, we’re bound to die, but none of us died. This is something worth celebrating, hahaha…”
Halfway through his laughter, a female nurse walked out of the ICU and glanced at Duan Ye from head to toe. “Sir, this is the hospital. Please don’t walk around in your underwear.”
Duan Ye’s smile froze.
…
Knock, knock, knock!
That day.
Morning, 8 am. Beijing University Dormitory Building.
There was a knock on Chen Yu’s door.
He slowly opened his eyes. He was in a daze for a moment before he reacted. He got up, got off the bed, yawned, and walked towards the door. “Who is it?”
“Student Chen Yu, we are from the Student Union. Please open the door.”
Zhi —
The door opened. Chen Yu rubbed his eyes and looked left and right. “What are you doing?”
He saw two men and a woman standing outside the door. They all looked like senior students.
The female student in the lead took a step forward and said, “Student Chen Yu, the Student Union would like to know about the incident related to the mission to ‘Save the female Martial Artist who lost her footing’ last night.”
“Is Zhang Gang related to the Student Union?”
“There will be professionals to ask you about the details. Now, please dress neatly and follow us to the Student Union.”
“Can’t you ask here?”
“Student Chen Yu, please cooperate with the Student Union.”
After yawning, Chen Yu had no choice but to go back to his room to wash up, put on his clothes, and leave with the three members of the Student Union.
After walking out of the dormitory building and passing through the martial arts practice field, the four of them arrived at a villa area.
After stopping in front of the fifth villa on the left, the female student stretched out her hand and gestured for Chen Yu to enter. “We’re here.”
“Yes.”
Nodding his head, Chen Yu pushed open the door and entered. He saw Duan Ye and Bahuang Yao standing in the neatly decorated hall.
“Eh, so you guys have also been called here?”
“We’ve been here for a long time. I heard that the school takes this matter of Zhang Gang very seriously. Some big shots will come to understand the situation with us.” As he spoke, Duan Ye came forward, tugged at his shirt, and handed it to Chen Yu. “Come.”
“Oh?” Chen Yu was puzzled.
“Smell it.”
“What?” Chen Yu sniffed. “What’s wrong?”
Duan Ye: “Still horny?”
Chen Yu: “…”
Duan Ye walked up to Bahuang Yao and picked up his clothes. “Smell it. Is it horny?”
Bhang Yao: “…”
“If it’s not horny, then it’s not my problem,” Duan Ye said solemnly. “I suspect that Zhang Yanyan peed on me last night.”
“Don’t be f*cking spouting nonsense.” Chen Yu was hit with a joke. “Is she’s crazy? She peed on you?”
At the side, Bahuang Yao suddenly wanted to say something but stopped.
“What?” Duan Ye’s eyes lit up. “Yao Zi, what did you want to say?”
“I…” The girl looked at Duan Ye and then at Chen Yu. Her face flushed. “Yu… Brother Yu, when you came out of the hole last night, actually… Actually…”
Chen Yu: “?”
Bahuang Yao: “Actually, I didn’t see anything…”
Chen Yu: “…”
[Psychological injury: Spirit +18]
Chen Yu was expressionless. “Since you didn’t see anything, don’t say it out loud. Thank you.”
“What are you guys talking about?” Duan Ye interrupted and pulled at his clothes. “Weren’t you discussing how I became a slut?”
Chen Yu: “You’ve always been a slut.”
Duan Ye: “But this slut is not a slut…”
Creak.
As the two of them were bickering, the villa’s door was pushed open.
Three people walked in.
Chen Yu and the others looked over when they heard the sound and were all stunned.
Bahuang Yao even took half a step back timidly.
The leader of the three people was — Bahuang Yi.
Dong!
The villa’s door automatically closed.
Bahuang Yi took off his hood and said emotionlessly, “The president of Beijing University’s Student Council, Bahuang Yi.”
“Big Boss Bahuang Yi! Do you still need to introduce yourself? Who doesn’t know you!”
Duan Ye reacted and jumped forward excitedly. He took out a pen from somewhere, lifted up his shirt, and revealed his belly. “Senior, can you sign an autograph for me? Just above my belly button.”
Bahuang Yi’s eyes were calm as he looked at Duan Ye.
Hiss.
Duan Ye instantly felt a chill in his heart as he hurriedly retreated. “Ah… I was just joking.”
“Today, I’m sure you all know the reason why I’m looking for you.” Bahuang Yi brought his two subordinates and walked straight to the second floor of the villa. “Come to my study one by one and tell me everything that needs to be said.”
Duan Ye watched as Bahuang Yi slowly left.
Duan Ye blinked his eyes and looked at Bahuang Yao as he gave her a thumbs up. “This… This is too cool. Your brother is too cool! He’s worthy of being my idol!”
“That’s right.” Chen Yu nodded and looked at Bahuang Yao as well. “Your brother is a heifer who gets her period…”
Duan Ye asked, “What do you mean?”
Chen Yu said, “He’s so awesome!”
Duan Ye shook his head. “No, no, no, this is a heifer who gets her period…”
Chen Yu asked, “What do you mean?”
Duan Ye said, “He’s so awesome!”
Chen Yu said, “No, no, it’s a heifer who gets her period… He’s so awesome.”
Duan Ye said, “No, it’s the little heifer getting her period… He’s too awesome.”
“It’s the little heifer getting her period… It won’t work on anyone.”
“The little heifer getting her period… she’s too awesome.”
“The little heifer…”
Thud!
The door to the study on the second floor suddenly opened, and a Student Union member shouted, “You guys can f*cking let the heifer go! Can you cooperate with the work? Come up quickly!”
…
The first one to go upstairs was Chen Yu.
Because Bahuang Yao had been shrinking in fear.
Duan Ye insisted on going to the bathroom to change his hairstyle.
He had no choice but to go up.
After entering the study, Chen Yu did not need anyone to make a sound. He just sat on the chair in the middle, crossed his legs, and looked at Bahuang Yi. “Who sent you here?”
Everyone in the room: “…”
The Student Union member on the left coughed. “Student Chen Yu, we’re the ones asking you.”
“Oh, it’s an old habit. Don’t mind it. You guys can ask.”
“First of all…” The member picked up a small notebook and stared at Chen Yu’s facial expression. “Why do you want to accept the mission that Zhang Yanyan issued? This kind of income is obviously not high. Explain your reason.”
Chen Yu raised his head. “Veni Vidi Vici.”
The member frowned. “Speak in human language.”
Bahuang Yi said calmly, “You come, you see, you conquer.”
“Sure.” Chen Yu looked Bahuang Yi up and down. “You even know Latin?”
“What does this sentence mean?” The member was puzzled.
“It means what it means. I came to the mission office and saw the injustice. I chose to complete it.” Chen Yu spread his hands. “As a warrior, accepting a mission is to look at the income, but you can’t only look at the income.”
The two people beside Bahuang Yi were obviously stunned.
Chen Yu smiled. “To be a warrior who is worthy of his soul, this is my way of enduring.”
“…” The member was silent for a moment. “…Student Chen Yu, please be serious.”
“I am very serious.”
“Give it to me.” Bahuang Yi reached out, took his subordinate’s notebook, and asked in person, getting straight to the point, “Time is precious. I will only say each question once. Entering the underground fortress of Wangdu City, there are a total of two Level 4, 12 Level 3, dozens of Level 2 and Level 1 members. Your side only has one Level 4 helper, one traitor, and the rest are all Level 1 fighters. How did they survive?”
“Eh?” Chen Yu pondered. “According to your comparison, we really shouldn’t have survived…”
“Answer the question, or describe the situation in detail.”
Hearing this, Chen Yu didn’t waste any time and told him everything.
From assassinating Duan Ye all the way into the lobby, until Duan Ye failed to gather Qi and was cut off, until Zhang Tie came out of the dungeon successfully. Finally, he used a Level 4 Qi tide to counterattack and destroy the enemy’s crystal base…
Everything was complete.
Besides his own special points, he had told him everything.
“Then how did you persist until Duan Ye succeeded in gathering his Qi under the siege of so many fighters?” a member of the Student Union asked.
“Don’t ask about that.” Chen Yu waved his hand, “Ask about talent.”
“It’s impossible to heavily wound a Level 4 fighter who specialized in physical martial arts.”
“Don’t ask. Asking is talent.”
“Burning down the entire underground fortress is not something a Level 4 force wave can do.”
Chen Yu continued to wave his hand. “Don’t ask. Asking is talent.”
Bahuang Yi’s two subordinates: “…”
“Please answer properly.” Bahuang Yi narrowed his eyes. “Otherwise, you will bear the consequences.”
“I always tell the truth.” Chen Yu leaned over and locked eyes with him.
“…”
“…”
The study room was silent for a long time.
Bahuang Yi nodded. “Okay. Then, in order to match your speech, Show me your martial arts strength. I’ll automatically bring in a Level 4 force model and see if it can reach the level you said.”
“Are you sure?” Chen Yu raised his eyebrows.
“Yes.”
“…Tsk tsk.” The corners of Chen Yu’s mouth rose…
…
Boom!
Half a minute later, a loud explosion suddenly spread across half of the campus…
