This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 164
Chapter 164: Scumbag Chen Yu
“No!!!”
Seeing the translucent Wraith enter Chen Yu’s body, the woman was in a trance for a moment and almost burst into tears on the spot. “Save him quickly!”
The other four people reacted, but they could only scratch their ears and cheeks anxiously, unable to do anything.
The Wraith entered the human body, and outsiders were helpless.
“Lightning Ball! Mobilize the force! Force it out!”
“Quick!”
Listening to the noise beside his ears, Chen Yu was indifferent.
He stood where he was, closed his eyes, and quietly felt the movement of the Wraith in his body.
One second…
Three seconds…
Five seconds…
Under Chen Yu’s actions, the Wraith successfully entered his brain.
(It’s over! Poor man.)
In the virtual sea of consciousness, time seemed to stop.
The Wraith slowly transformed into a human shape and let out a sharp laugh. (Tsk tsk tsk, your soul is gone. It’s mine.)
‘Who are you?’
(I’m the Wraith you’re talking about.)
‘Why are you in the shape of a human?’
(What is a human? This is my original appearance. The microscopic movement of the outside world will distort me. Only in the brain can I recover.) The evil spirit slowly raised its hands and stretched its mouth like a gumdrop. (What a delicious soul. I’m going to start eating.)
‘Later. I still want to ask a question. Where did you learn Chinese?’
(What is Chinese?)
‘It’s what you said.’
(Born with it… Tsk tsk, still thinking of stalling for time? It’s useless.) The Wraith opened its mouth wide, and an irresistible suction force immediately came. (It’s starting!)
(Suck — Slurp slurp slurp.)
[Spirit sucked: Spirit +62]
Chen Yu: “…”
The Wraith’s body became more transparent, but its mouth was still chewing.
(Suck — Slurp slurp…)
[Spirit sucked: Spirit +68]
(Suck –)
[Spirit sucked…]
(Eh? Why am I getting hungrier the more I eat…)
Chen Yu: “…”
(Suck — Slurp slurp.)
[Spirit +55]
Seeing the Wraith’s body getting thinner and thinner, Chen Yu couldn’t help but say, ‘Stop sucking, forget it.’
(Are you dreaming? Hehe, how can I let you off? Slurp–)
[Spirit +48]
Chen Yu: “…”
(Haha, say goodbye to this world, baby. Slurp–)
(Slurp–)
(Slurp — Fear! This will make your soul taste better.)
Chen Yu: “…”
(Suck! Cough cough cough…)
Chen Yu: ‘Give me some face. Forget it.’
(Stop struggling, cough cough… You’re dead for sure, hahaha… Hahaha…)
[Spirit +23]
[Spirit +16]
[Spirit +5]
[Spirit +1]
[…]
Looking at the jelly-like Wraith sucking him dry, Chen Yu couldn’t help but sigh.
The next moment, his vision blurred.
He broke free from the space of consciousness.
When he opened his eyes, he saw that Dahai and the others were filled with despair.
The woman that he pushed away was crying and peeing. Her makeup was all messed up…
“Lightning… Lightning Ball?”
Seeing Chen Yu open his eyes, Dahai was shocked. He grabbed Chen Yu’s shoulder in shock. “You… You’re okay?!”
Chen Yu: “Yes, I’m fine.”
“You… You didn’t force the Wraith out? How… How could…”
“Lightning Ball!” The woman rushed forward like a pig and pounced on Chen Yu. She hugged him tightly. “You’re not dead! Wuwu… Lightning Ball, you’re not dead…”
“This… is a miracle?” The fat man was stunned.
“Unbelievable…” The skinny man was stunned.
“Brother.” Dahai squatted down and grabbed Chen Yu who was struggling. “Let’s not talk about anything else! You are my brother from now on. It’s been so many years, and this is the first time I’ve met such a benevolent friend like you.”
[Gratitude received: Charm -3]
“You treat me as a brother, so hurry up… Pull her away…”
“No!” The woman hugged Chen Yu tightly, tears streaming down her face. “No one is f*cking pulling me away! Lightning Ball, you’re a man! From now on, I won’t marry anyone other than you.”
The fat man: “You’re already married…”
“Is that so…” The woman’s crying stopped for half a second. “Then you can marry me with your body.”
[Hurt: Spirit +8]
Chen Yu: “…”
…
Night fell.
The martial artists in the alien realm swarmed out.
When it was dark, the transparent Wraiths would be even harder to find. Unless one was skilled and bold, no one would spend the night in the alien realm on Bodhi Island.
In the isolation room.
Dahai handed over more than ten spiral-shaped horns and received a few stacks of cash. He touched the bloodstains on his body and gave half of it to Chen Yu. “Brother, take it.”
“It’s too much.”
“You saved that old woman’s life today. I’ll give it all to you.”
“That’s true.” Chen Yu nodded. “Then give it all to me.”
Everyone: “…”
“What’s the big deal?” Dahai laughed and placed all the money in Chen Yu’s arms. “I don’t lack anything. What I lack the most is a brother like you.”
“I was just joking.” After giving half of the cash back, Chen Yu shook the banknotes. “These are at least 20,000 yuan. I’ll take it.”
“Are you leaving tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
“Then we must have a meal tonight.” Dahai put away the chainsaw. “I’ll treat you to a barbecue! Let’s drink! We won’t stop until we’re drunk!”
“Agreed.” The fat man raised his hand.
“+1.” The thin man raised his hand.
Chen Yu scratched his ear. “Isn’t it too late?”
“It’s not.” The woman’s attitude was firm. “You saved my life. I’ll at least toast you with a bottle of wine. Let’s go! Dahai, bring the car over.”
“Okay.”
Seeing that everyone’s hospitality was difficult to decline, Chen Yu did not argue and nodded in agreement,
More than half an hour later.
Everyone arrived at the famous snack street in front of the Tang City train station. They found a popular barbecue stall and took their seats.
“Boss, let’s start with a hundred lamb skewers, ten beef kidneys, and a few portions of seafood and fruits.”
“Sure! Please wait a moment, my lords.”
After grabbing a box of beer, Dahai skillfully opened 10 bottles and placed them on the table. Then, he picked up one of the bottles and looked at Chen Yu. “Brother, let’s not talk about wine culture at our roadside stall. The first bottle is for you.”
After saying that, he raised his head and downed the entire bottle in one gulp.
Bang!
The empty bottle was put down. Dahai cupped his fists at Chen Yu and burped. “Burp!”
“It’s my turn.” The fat man also picked up a bottle. “Brother, I rarely admire anyone in my entire life. You’re the first one. I’ll drink it.”
“Gulp, gulp, gulp…”
The skinny man handed over the bottle and raised the wine. “To be honest, even I might not have saved her in that situation. You’re a man, a real man.”
The woman agreed. “A real man.”
“Cheers!”
“Gulp…”
Finally, it was the woman’s turn.
She picked up two bottles. “Lightning Ball, the first bottle. I’m thankful that you saved my life. That Wraith actually charged down from the sky. It’s too rare. Although I might have escaped without you, I might have really died there.”
After saying that, the woman slowly drank up the beer and threw the bottle down. She raised the second bottle. “This second bottle, I respect you as a person. I know I’m not good-looking, I speak rudely, and I don’t have a good figure. But because of that, you’re willing to save me, which shows your character even more. Bottoms up!”
“Gulp, gulp, gulp…”
Watching the woman drink up, Chen Yu looked at the table.
‘Damn it.’
It hadn’t even been three minutes since the start of the game.
Only five out of ten bottles were left…
After a moment of silence, Chen Yu reached out and took a bottle. “I know about your personal situation. I’m a little ashamed of your gratitude. Since everyone has respected me, I have to return the favor. It’s a pleasure to be on your team.”
As he spoke, he raised his head and gulped down the ‘tons and tons’ of alcohol.
However, as he poured it into his stomach, he suddenly caught sight of three familiar figures on the side.
Zhang Tie.
Duan Ye.
Bahuang Yao…
Duan Ye was still holding a skewer as he looked disappointed. “Brother Yu… You have a new team?”
Chen Yu: “Hmm?”
Duan Ye: “You actually made us green.”
Chen Yu: “Pfft…”
