This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 149
Chapter 149: Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion
“Professor Zhen, if there’s nothing else, I’ll take my leave first.”
“A bosom friend is hard to find in life! Wouldn’t it be great if we slept together tonight?”
“No, my first time can only be given away after I get married.”
“…”
“In short, Professor Zhen, I’ll take my leave. I’ll come to congratulate you when you succeed in creating a new martial technique…”
At two o’clock in the afternoon.
After leaving his contact information with Zhen Congming, Chen Yu left in a hurry.
His ‘task list’ was a little crowded for the time being.
Apart from looking at houses and buying houses in the Capital City, he also had to observe the state of Bahuang Yao’s body.
Now, he had to find time to learn Professor Zhen’s two books, ‘Enlightenment’ and ‘Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion’.
After leaving Tsinghua University, Chen Yu took out his phone to check the time. After hesitating for a moment with the two books in his arms, he walked into the school gate of Beijing University.
When he arrived at the office building, he took out his ID card and the admission notice in his bag. “Auntie, is it okay to enter the university now?”
The woman behind the counter took the ID card and checked it with her computer while asking curiously, “It’s not even August yet. Why are you here so early?”
“Well, it’s boring to stay at home. I want to experience college life in advance.”
“The earlier you come, the better. You can get a good dormitory.” As she said that, she entered her ID card number and pressed enter.
However, the screen that popped up surprised her. “You’re the top scholar?”
“Yes.”
“Shouldn’t the top scholar be training in Lola Mountain?”
“Oh, I didn’t catch the No. 2 bus.”
“Chen Yu, the top scorer of Qingcheng City in Xishan Province…” The woman carefully observed Chen Yu’s information and patted her head. “Oh! You’re that idiot…”
Chen Yu: “?”
The woman swallowed her saliva and continued, “That idiot in charge lost the top scorer.”
Chen Yu: “…Don’t make random sentences…”
“Hey, young man, come over here.” The woman leaned out and looked around a few times before beckoning Chen Yu with her finger.
“Ah? Are you going to kiss me?”
“Kiss my ass! I want to ask you something.” She lowered her voice. “I heard that the top scorers in your Xishan Province… Were kidnapped?”
“Yes.”
“If the school didn’t suppress it, it would be on the headlines now!” She rubbed her hands excitedly. “You’re the one who experienced it firsthand. Can you tell me the inside story?”
“No.”
“If you can’t, I won’t enroll you in the school.”
“Then I’ll report you.”
“It’ll take at least two days to report me. You can wander around these two days.”
Chen Yu: “…”
“Hurry up and tell me. You won’t lose a piece of meat.”
“…Do you really want to hear it?” Chen Yu’s expression suddenly turned gloomy as he whispered into the woman’s ear. “This matter is far from as simple as it seems. If you know about it, the consequences… Will be at your own risk.”
“Is… is it that scary?” The woman’s face was slightly pale.
“It’s scarier than you think. Lu Xun once said: the more you know, the faster you will die.” Chen Yu narrowed his eyes slightly. “I advise you not to be too curious.”
“Will… will people die…”
“The probability is very high…”
“Then…” The woman gritted her teeth and hesitated for a long time. “Then wait for me first. I will write a suicide note.”
Chen Yu: “???”
The woman took a pen and paper and hurriedly wrote down a line of words.
(In order to pursue the truth, I’ll do anything!)
Pa!
Putting the suicide note into the drawer, the woman’s face was full of determination. “Go ahead, I’ll listen.”
Chen Yu: “…You’re really awesome.”
…
After half an hour of struggling, the admission was completed, and the dormitories had been allocated.
Chen Yu followed the address and arrived at an apartment building beside a lake. He took the elevator to the 10th floor.
The corridor on the 10th floor was empty.
The doors of each dormitory were open. The sunlight shone through and it was clean and tidy. Other than Chen Yu, there was no one else.
“1003…”
“1003…”
Carrying his backpack, Chen Yu walked into Dormitory 03. He was immediately pleasantly surprised. “A single room?! Sure!”
Bang!
Closing the door and putting down his luggage, he walked around the dormitory briefly and was extremely satisfied.
One room, one living room, and one bathroom.
The area was estimated to be more than 50 square meters.
The bedsheets, bedding, pillows, and curtains were all brand new.
The washing machine, refrigerator, television, computer, water heater, and kitchen appliances were all complete.
Outside the window was a large balcony, and one could see half of Beijing University at a glance.
Beside the balcony stood two large bookshelves made of solid wood…
“Is this Beijing University? I’m in love.”
In his previous life, Chen Yu guaranteed that even PhD students would not be able to live in such a living environment.
“It seems that the number of martial artists with undergraduate degrees is much smaller…”
Walking to the bookshelves, Chen Yu put in the two books, ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’ and ‘Enlightenment’.
Leaving behind only one ‘Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion’ book, he headed to the school’s special martial arts practice field not far from downstairs.
Compared to the commercial martial arts dojo’s test room, Beijing University’s test hall was undoubtedly much better. Not only was it free, the space was wide, and all kinds of equipment were more advanced and complete.
It was very suitable for Chen Yu to practice this ‘Star Sucking Technique’.”
This was also the reason why he had applied for admission in advance.
After all, cultivation techniques did not have eyes. In those ‘cramped’ martial arts schools, once the distance was not controlled properly, it was very easy to hurt the innocent and suck the warriors next door dry.
Taking Sister Qi’s situation when she was fighting against the Beast Tide as reference, the depletion of her dantian was not a small problem…
“Pu.”
Sitting cross-legged in the middle of the testing hall, Chen Yu flipped through the book from beginning to end. The more he read, the more he felt that Professor Zhen was not an ordinary person.
How many years did it take for a cerebral thrombosis to create such a godly skill?
Ten minutes later, he finished reading.
He opened the sealed page of the book and took out hundreds of pills from it.
Obviously, these pills were prepared for the other copies.
Unfortunately, after the Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion technique was completed, there was not a single copy printed, and it was blocked by the school…
“Such a godly skill. What a pity.”
Taking out one of the pills and putting it into his mouth, Chen Yu was deep in thought. “After I develop this martial skill, it shouldn’t be too difficult to sell each pill for one million yuan, right…”
“Whoever learns it will definitely be grateful…”
Hum–
While he was thinking, the pill that he swallowed turned into a wisp of force that quickly traveled through his body.
The route and the stimulating acupoints were far more complicated than the Inch Collapsing Fist.
Fortunately, Chen Yu’s memory was excellent, so he didn’t overlook any details.
He waited for the energy to disappear.
He put down the book and mobilized the energy in his dantian to turn into a wisp of long silk, repeating the path the pill had taken before..
“Qi Chong — Shenjue acupoint!”
“Qi Chong — Taiyi acupoint!”
“Qi Chong — Tianxi acupoint!”
“Qi Chong — Huaguai acupoint!”
“Qi Hui — Shenzang acupoint!”
“Qi Hui — Dantian acupoint…”
“Martial technique… Self-Destruction Immovable Body Explosion!”
Dong!
As the path formed a circuit, white flames suddenly erupted around Chen Yu’s body.
Gusts of wind blew the entire test hall into dust!
He slowly stood up and felt the suction force rising in his body. His expression was complicated.
“Finally…”
“My body can catch fire too…”