This Curse Is Just Awesome - Chapter 146
Chapter 146: Professor Zhen, Who Was Mentally Deranged (1)
“Huagai acupoint.”
“Shenjue acupoint.”
“Five acupoints…”
He mobilized his Qi and circulated it in the opposite direction of the Inch Collapsing Fist.
Soon, a cycle ended…
But the strand of Qi in his body instantly dissipated into nothingness.
“This is… not successful?”
Chen Yu was stunned for a moment, but he didn’t give up and continued to try.
‘Reversal’, ‘oblique rotation’, ‘random rotation’…
He tried his best to control the force in his body to move around.
However, after more than ten minutes of torture, not to mention the ‘damage reduction’ of 50%, not even a small ripple was created.
Chen Yu was puzzled. He took out his phone and searched Baidu.
After looking at it for half an hour and understanding some inside information, he sighed and gave up.
According to the popular science, the human body was very complicated.
The flow of the Qi was like a small circuit on a large circuit board. It was useless to turn it blindly.
If a certain path was wrong, it would cause the ‘circuit’ of the Qi to collapse, unable to form a combined force.
When the circulating Qi dissipated, it was naturally unable to harm itself.
Therefore, to create a cultivation method, even the most basic martial technique required a large amount of theoretical knowledge such as physiology, force, martial arts, and so on.
It also required massive amounts of data support, research assistance from peers, and funding from superiors or financial backers.
It was much more difficult than learning martial arts.
It was far from what Chen Yu could dabble in at the moment.
The idea of ‘reversing’ the cultivation method to form a new cultivation method was just a delusion that many beginners had.
It could be compared to the folk science in his previous life…
Since one path could not be taken, Chen Yu immediately looked for a second path.
“Since creating a martial technique requires knowledge…”
“Then can I find a certain professor to specially create a martial technique for me…”
Thinking up to this point, he picked up the book that he had thrown on the ground and opened the first page to look for the author of this ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’ martial technique.
“The author is unknown… Unknown?”
Chen Yu was shocked. He checked a few articles repeatedly, but he really couldn’t find the author’s information.
After a moment of hesitation, he opened the omnipotent Baidu again and searched for the three words ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’.
Sure enough, in the all-encompassing online world, he found the author’s information of ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’ in a school forum.
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(32nd floor: I saw a ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’ in the library. The introduction said that its power was close to Level 2 martial arts! Even if there were some side effects, it would still be profitable. Does anyone know about this book?)
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(51st floor: That brother on the 32nd floor, don’t think too hard… That’s Professor Zhen’s martial technique! It’s a failure, the side effects are far more terrifying than the explanation.)
(52nd Floor: (Shocked cat.JPG) Professor Zhen?! The Professor Zhen who created ‘Self-Destruction, Immobility, Body Explosion’?)
(53rd floor: That’s the lunatic…)
(54th floor: Wasn’t Professor Zhen named and criticized by the school?)
(55th floor: I heard that there’s something wrong with the brain circuits of this professor. All the martial techniques he studied have failed, and the experimenters who studied them are getting more and more miserable…)
(56th floor: Cherish your life and stay away from Professor Zhen.)
(57th floor: Cherish your life and stay away from Professor Zhen.)
(58th floor: Cherish your life and stay away from Professor Zhen…)
There were the same repeaters at the back of the page up to more than 200 floors.
“Self-destruct, immovable body explosion…” Chen Yu’s eyes lit up. “From the name, this is the cultivation technique I need!”
He hurriedly flipped to the top of the page and checked the school that the forum belonged to.
— Tsinghua University.
Pa!
Chen Yu slapped his thigh. “It’s done!”
“This is the talent that I’m looking for!”
After putting away the Inch Collapsing Fist, he had no reason to stay any longer. He quickly left the dojo and returned to the hotel that he rented.
…
The next day.
The sky had just brightened.
Chen Yu took a taxi to Tsinghua University, which was across from Beijing University. He even postponed the arrangements for visiting Bahuang Yao.
“Women will only slow down the speed at which I draw my sword.”
Sitting in the back seat and looking at the scenery outside the window, Chen Yu lit a cigarette. “Master, can you speed up a little?”
Twenty minutes later.
The taxi stopped in front of the main gate of Tsinghua University.
After paying the bill, Chen Yu got out of the car and walked towards the school gate with the Inch Collapsing Fist in his hands.
Unexpectedly, after entering the school gate, no one came out to stop him.
The wide gate allowed pedestrians to pass through.
“Is it completely open? I’m in love.”
Chen Yu looked left and right, smacking his lips.
In order to sneak in, he had prepared several excuses last night, but now it was useless…
After entering the school and strolling around for a few minutes, Chen Yu looked at the map on his phone and stopped a muscular female student. He said politely, “Beautiful lady, beautiful lady.”
The female student raised her biceps and pushed up her glasses. “If you have something to say, say it.”
“Okay, do you know which Villa District Professor Zhen is in?”
“The real (zhen) professor?” The female student was at a loss.
“Yes, Professor Zhen, the one who created the Immovable Body Explosion technique.”
“Immovable body explosion… Oh!” The female student was enlightened. “You’re talking about the fake professor!”
Chen Yu: “??”
“Walk along the left. The villa in the corner of the most remote villa area is where the fake professor lives. School hasn’t started yet, and he doesn’t have any classes, so he should still be living there. But he’s not in his right mind, so be careful.”
“Isn’t… isn’t his surname Zhen?”
“That’s right, the fake professor with the surname Zhen.” The female student turned around and waved her hand. “I’ll leave first. Don’t lie to me next time. Did you use the word ‘beautiful’ on me? It’s the biggest joke in the world.”
Chen Yu: “…Goodbye, hero.”
“Goodbye.”
After watching the female student leave, Chen Yu lowered his head and looked at the Inch Collapsing Fist in his hand. Without further thought, he walked straight to the left.
Tsinghua University occupied a large area, but there were very few pedestrians.
It was a stark contrast to the capital city outside of school.
Chen Yu walked briskly for about ten minutes before he reached the destination that the man had mentioned.
The most remote villa in the corner of the Villa District…
When he arrived in front of the villa, Chen Yu raised his head and looked around. He found that this villa was not only remote, but also very old.
It was dusty, and the bricks and tiles were broken.
It was not much different from an abandoned house.
“No matter what, he is still a professor. This treatment… is too bad.”
Scratching his ears, Chen Yu took off his mask, tidied up his hair and clothes, and walked straight to the door with the book ‘Inch Collapsing Fist’ in his arms.
He raised his hand and was about to knock on the door.
However, he heard a fierce argument coming from inside the door.
“Comrade Zhen! Why did you have sex with her?! You… You disappoint me!”
“She lay there naked. What can I do? Can I control myself?”
Outside the door, Chen Yu covered his mouth, “F*ck…”
“Bullsh*t! Can’t you control yourself when she’s naked? You should do an autopsy! Autopsy! Autopsy is your job!”
“It’s none of your business!”
Chen Yu: “F*ck, f*ck, f*ck…”
Creak–
The villa’s door was suddenly pushed open. A middle-aged man put on his hat and shouted at the house, “I really can’t stay here for another second. You’re the worst veterinarian I’ve ever seen!”
Chen Yu:”(;꒪ꈊ꒪;)…”
