The Ultimate Playboy Novel - Chapter 899
Chapter 899 Sit a Crab to Death
Lu Hai hurriedly winked at Mr. Gu, who was also a smart person. He smiled and said, “Young Master Lu, I personally like the song” Because of You. “I wonder if Young Master Lu is the same as me?”
“Aiyo! How about we be good brothers? Mr. Gu, you have good taste. I also like” Because of you “the most.”
Lu Hai heaved a sigh of relief in his heart.
‘”So you like” Because of you “,” Zhang Cocoa continued calmly. “Then sing a few sentences and I’ll listen to you!”
Lu Hai was very proud of his intelligence, and the smile on his face froze. Then, he winked at Mr. Gu.
This time, Mr. Gu was also stunned. He could remember the title of “Because of You”. It was already very rare for him to sing this song? What an international joke.
“Hehe! I still don’t want to sing anymore. My five-tone voice is not good, and singing can kill people …” Lu Hai found an excuse to round up the lie.
President Gu and Guo Tao wiped the cold sweat off their foreheads. Why did they feel that this meal was so thrilling before it even started?
“Those who sing badly are ugly!” Zhang Cocoa said casually.
“Beauty Cocoa, you can’t say that. This isn’t absolute.”
“Then your singing is ugly. It’s not ugly. This is absolute!” Zhang Cocoa glared at Lu Hai with an unforgiving manner.
Lu Hai was slightly displeased, but he couldn’t show it, “Am I not ugly? Actually, many people praised me for being handsome.”
“Who else praises you for being handsome? Are you blind? You’re ugly and your singing is not good. Don’t sit next to me. I hate you!”
Zhang Cocoa was such a careless person. When she saw someone unhappy, she definitely had to say it out loud. Otherwise, Zhang Cocoa would feel uncomfortable. He would rather others suffer than himself …
The corners of Lu Hai’s mouth twitched. He suddenly realized that he was in the wrong person, and the atmosphere became a little awkward. Fortunately, Ma Xinxin ran in.
“Not good, Zheng Shuai is gone!”
Ma Xinxin knocked on the door for a long time, but no one opened the door. The phone was still off when she called Qin Feng. Ma Xinxin started to worry about Qin Feng.
“What? It’s gone? Why is it gone?” Mr. Gu suddenly jumped up. He was even more worried about Qin Feng than the others.
“Xinxin, tell me more specifically, what exactly happened?” Rao Shi Man also stood up and looked at Ma Xin Xin anxiously.
“I knocked on Zheng Shuai’s door in front of me, but no one opened it. Afterwards, my phone was turned off. Did something happen?”
After learning that Zheng Shuai had disappeared, everyone stood up. Only Zhang Cocoa continued to eat a big crab while sitting in his chair. He muttered, “Don’t worry, don’t worry! That ugly man died indecently. He must have turned off his phone on purpose to pick up girls … Besides, he’s so ugly that traffickers wouldn’t kidnap him. If he didn’t sell it, he would have to pay back.”
Zhang Cocoa said. Everyone had a black line. This woman looked cute and pure. Why was her mouth so poisonous?
Qin Feng had already boarded the ferry to Hong Kong. Just as he sat down, he kept sneezing. Someone was scolding him behind his back …
“Cough cough … what Cocoa said makes sense. I think we should just sit and wait. Maybe Zheng Shuai will be back soon.”
Mr. Gu came back to his senses and began to persuade everyone to sit down.
Tonight, Mr. Gu even invited Lu Hai to this banquet, in order to suppress Zheng Shuai, so scared that Zheng Shuai didn’t dare to take another step into Hong Kong. Now that Zheng Shuai hadn’t come, Mr. Gu was depressed to death, so he could only drag on for as long as possible.
Lu Hai and Sister Ling had already sat down, but Rao Shi Man and Ma Xin Xin were still worried.
Lu Hai hurriedly said, “Beauty Shi Man, quickly sit down. Don’t be so courteous to me. Everyone is one of us tonight, so we must eat and enjoy ourselves … Also, beauty Xin Xin, quickly sit down as well. A person as big as Zheng Shuai can’t be lost.”
If Zheng Shuai didn’t come, Lu Hai was very happy. He didn’t need to teach Zheng Shuai a lesson.
Everyone tried to persuade Ma Xinxin to take a seat, but she was too embarrassed to stand alone by the side, so she sat next to Sister Ling.
Seeing that the beauties had already taken their seats, Lu Hai couldn’t wait any longer. He raised his glass and smiled at Ma Xinxin and the other two, “Come! I, Lu Hai, propose a toast to the three beauties. It would be my honor to meet such a beautiful woman like you!”
President Gu and Guo Tao wanted to delay the opening of the banquet for a while, but Lu Hai was too anxious, and the two of them didn’t want to disappoint Lu Hai.
The few of them all stood up. Zhang Cocoa was completely like a person from another world, sitting there and continuing to eat his own. After witnessing how powerful Cocoa’s poisonous tongue was, no one dared to provoke her, so they simply ignored her.
“Young Master Lu, I’ll replace wine with tea!” Rao Shi Man picked up her teacup and took a sip.
Lu Hai raised his eyebrows and said somewhat unhappily, “Miss Shi Man, this is not interesting enough. I am a big fan of yours. I propose a toast to you from the bottom of my heart. How can you replace it with tea?”
A trace of impatience flashed through Rao Shi Man’s eyes as she said firmly, “Young Master Lu, I never drink. I hope you can forgive me.”
After Rao Shi Man finished speaking, she directly sat back down. She had already seen through Lu Hai’s intentions. None of these men had any good intentions.
Ma Xinxin also drank tea and sat back down. Lu Hai was embarrassed and hurriedly winked at Mr. Gu.
“Haha! Young Master Lu, come, let me propose a toast to you!” Mr. Gu hurriedly picked up his glass.
Guo Tao also echoed, “Young Master Lu, this little one also respects you. I hope that Young Master Lu will take care of you more in the future.”
The three men toasted, and the scene was sad enough.
After drinking, the three of them sat back down. Just as Lu Hai’s butt landed on the chair, a strange cry suddenly jumped up.
“Aiyo! What the fuck is this? It stabbed me to death …”
“Young Master Lu, are you alright?”
“Young Brother Lu, what’s wrong with you?”
Guo Tao and Mr. Gu were shocked and stood up. Ma Xinxin and the other two girls also looked at Lu Hai curiously. On Lu Hai’s chair, they put a big hairy crab. Lu Hai’s butt went down, causing the big hairy crab to sit flat. Even the crab roe sat down.
Ma Xinxin and the other two girls couldn’t help but laugh. The corners of President Gu and Guo Tao’s lips were twitching. Everyone didn’t need to think about it to guess that it was Zhang Cocoa who did it. Only that woman could do such a wicked thing …
“Zhang Cocoa … you, you’re fucking sick!”
Lu Hai’s sitting was really painful. At this moment, there was a crab pincer stuck in his white trousers. The crab rot dyed his white trousers. It felt as if he had pulled them. Everyone felt disgusted when they saw it.
Lu Hai was thoroughly enraged. He didn’t care if he wanted to pick up a girl or not and pointed at Zhang Cocoa and cursed loudly.
“Young Master Lu, Cocoa is just being too playful. I can apologize to you for what she did wrong, but please don’t yell at her. It scared Cocoa …”
Rao Shi Man stood up angrily. Sister Ling hurriedly ran to Zhang Cocoa’s side to protect Cocoa, afraid that Lu Hai would make a move.
“Too much fun? I think she did it on purpose … You said I scared her? She almost scared me to death!”
Lu Hai was about to die of grievance, causing him to bully Zhang Cocoa. He was clearly the victim.
Rao Shi Man opened her mouth, wanting to say something for Zhang Cocoa, but after thinking for a long time, she couldn’t say it. Lu Hai really seemed to be the victim.
The atmosphere became very strange!
Lu Hai glared at Zhang Cocoa angrily, as if he wished to tear Zhang Cocoa into pieces.
President Gu and Guo Tao stood on the side but did not speak, because they had been suppressing their laughter, afraid that they would burst into laughter the moment they opened their mouths.
Ma Xinxin and Sister Ling were speechless towards Zhang Cocoa. Rao Shiman did not know what to say. At this time, Zhang Cocoa finally put down the delicacies in his hand and glared at Lu Hai angrily.
As soon as she spoke, everyone almost fainted from the thunder.
“Ah … my little yellow crab, you died so miserably. This bastard actually sat your yellow crab out with his butt. You bastard, accompany my little yellow crab quickly. Otherwise, even if the little yellow crab is a ghost, it will claw you to death!”
Everyone was already powerless to complain. Lu Hai was so angry that he almost fainted. He roared at Zhang Cocoa and said, “What the hell is wrong with you? This crab was cooked when it was delivered. You secretly put the crab on my chair, and I haven’t even settled the score with you … I, Lu Hai, am in Hong Kong, and no one dares to offend me!”
Zhang Cocoa pouted and was a little angry, “Nonsense, the little yellow crab was originally alive. It was just climbing onto your chair to play, but you cruelly sat it to death …”
Lu Hai felt that he could no longer communicate with Zhang Cocoa normally. He looked at Rao Shi Man with a cold face and said, “Tell me, what should we do about this? I’m very angry now, and the consequences are very serious!”
The atmosphere instantly turned cold. When Lu Hai was angry, he was still very strong.
“Cough cough! Shi Man, hurry up and put in a good word for Cocoa. How about a toast to Young Master Lu’s three cups … This is indeed Cocoa’s fault. What’s wrong with it? You have to play with crabs. Young Master Lu’s butt hurts, and his image is ruined …”
Mr. Gu had already stood up and began to persuade Rao Shi Man.
Rao Shi Man was almost enraged to death by Zhang Cocoa. This girl could do anything with her temper, and every time, she would even have Rao Shi Man wipe her butt.
‘”Young Master Lu, Cocoa has a childlike heart. She often does strange things. I believe she doesn’t have any malicious intentions. I propose a toast to Young Master Lu. I hope you won’t take offense!”
Rao Shi Man never drank, but after such a thing happened, she had no choice but to raise her glass and plead for Zhang Cocoa’s mercy.
Lu Hai still had a stern face, but he was a little excited in his heart.
Because this matter could make the beautiful girl group drink wine to apologize, which was in line with Lu Hai’s intentions. After getting the two girls drunk, he would beat them up in bed tonight, especially Zhang Cocoa. Lu Hai wanted to make her do it ten times …
“Hmph … for Mr. Gu’s sake, I can let you off tonight, but you and Zhang Cocoa each have to toast me with three cups of white. Otherwise, there’s no need to talk about it!” Lu Hai said forcefully.