The Ultimate Playboy Novel - Chapter 527
Chapter 527 It’s So Chilling
“Hey! Why are you looking at us like that? Are you sick!”
Qin Feng’s eyes were a little strange, and he had a perverted smile on his face as he stared straight at the Yin Yang Elders.
“Let’s see what’s wrong. Why don’t you let me touch it?” Qin Feng had just eaten Blood Pill. Now that the immortal herbs mixed with the pills had exploded, Qin Feng’s rationality was out of control.
“Touch your hammer … I’m warning you, if you dare to play any tricks again, believe it or not, I’ll slap you to death!” Elder Yin was so angry that Qin Feng gnashed his teeth. Elder Yang was so disgusted that he almost vomited. He added, “Brat, we’ve already done everything you wanted. Take out the antidote now. We’ll write off our grudges and don’t provoke anyone in the future.”
At this moment, Qin Feng could already feel that something was wrong with his mind. He actually subconsciously wanted to push down the Yin Yang monsters in front of him? This thought almost frightened Qin Feng to death. He suddenly remembered that when he slaughtered the Sima Clan, he had also had such evil thoughts towards Old Master Sima. Qin Feng began to doubt his own orientation. Could it be that something was wrong?
“Elder Yang, don’t be so fierce. I will definitely give you the antidote … Anyway, everyone is fine now. Look at the spacious space here, why don’t we take off our clothes and sit down and study each other’s health?” Qin Feng’s eyes were blurry, and he could no longer control his thoughts.
The Yin Yang Elders’ pupils shrank as they looked at Qin Feng like they were looking at a monster. A moment later, Yin Honesty couldn’t stand it anymore. He slapped Qin Feng with his palm and said, “Fuck, I’ve really had enough. Die!”
Rumble!
With a palm strike, the ice condensed and froze Qin Feng’s feet. Qin Feng was unable to escape. A cold chill spread from the sole of Qin Feng’s feet to his brain. The cold Qin Feng trembled and his gradually disappearing consciousness gradually recovered. “Hey! What are you guys doing freezing my legs for? Do you want an antidote?”
After Qin Feng recovered, he had forgotten what he had said before. The Yin Yang Elders were really confused by Qin Feng. Why was this fellow suddenly normal again?
“Qin Feng, stop playing tricks. Quickly take out the antidote.” Elder Yin said coldly.
“You guys let me go first. I’ll immediately take out the antidote.” Qin Feng roguishly shouted.
“Humph! You’re not going to take it, are you? Then I’ll find it myself.” Elder Yin refused to let Qin Feng go. He leapt to Qin Feng’s side and searched his pocket.
The effects of the cold stimulation on Qin Feng gradually disappeared. Qin Feng’s mind was slowly swallowed up by the medicinal properties of the divine immortal herb. He suddenly touched Elder Yin’s chest and fiercely pinched it, “Elder Yin, your chest muscles are so big. It feels so safe to touch them.”
“Ahhhhh … I don’t want the antidote anymore. We’re going to die together.” Elder Yin dodged Qin Feng like he was electrocuted. He smashed his palm towards Qin Feng’s head. He was truly disgusted by Qin Feng. He really didn’t notice that Qin Feng still had this kind of evil taste before.
“Elder Yin, you can’t use it!” Seeing this, Elder Yang hurriedly pushed Elder Yin. The ice that Elder Yin had originally slapped on Qin Feng’s forehead finally condensed at Qin Feng’s waist.
“Hu … Elder Yin, even if he dies, we won’t be able to live. Don’t be foolish.” After stopping Elder Yin, Elder Yang’s heart was still filled with fear. Earlier, Elder Yin had almost killed Qin Feng. Looking at the half-frozen Qin Feng, Elder Yin and Elder Yang did not know what to do.
“Holy shit … you two old monsters, let me remove the ice from your legs. Why are you freezing my body now? I don’t think you want the antidote anymore, do you?” The new ice stimulation woke Qin Feng up again. He glared at the Yin Yang Elders angrily. The corner of their mouths twitched violently, and they were so angry that they were unable to speak.
Seeing that the Yin and Yang Elders were unmoved, Qin Feng took out his Fire Dragon Spear and bought a Fire Bomb. He began to burn the ice on his body. The Yin and Yang Elders watched Qin Feng burn the fire. They were too lazy to care about him. Qin Feng finally managed to melt the ice on his body. He glared at the Yin and Yang Elders angrily, “The two of you, come over here. The antidote is on me. Take it yourself.”
“Ahhhh … Elder Yang, don’t stop me, just let me kill this brat. Kill him and not humiliate him!” Old Man Yin was so angry that he was about to clap his hands again. Elder Yang hurriedly hugged Elder Yin from behind. Qin Feng looked at the strange actions of the two of them. He thought to himself that the two of them were not suffering from toxins in their bodies. Their brains had already been damaged, right?
The reason why Qin Feng asked the Yin Yang Elders to look for the antidote on his body was mainly because the Spirit Charging Sword and Overlord Slash were still in their hands. Qin Feng wanted to get close to the two of them, and then directly put the two orange spirit artifacts back into the system. At that time, he could continue to drag the two old bastards.
“Hey, I kindly gave you the antidote. What are you crazy about? Hurry up and take it from me. Didn’t the two of you always rush to get the antidote?” Qin Feng glared at Elder Yin angrily, not knowing what was going on with him.
“I’ll take your grandpa and I’ll slap you to death with one palm!” Elder Yin did not expect Qin Feng to be so shameless. After touching him, he wanted to deceive him a second time. When he thought of Qin Feng touching his muscles just now, his face was full of’spring ‘, Yin Lao was so disgusted that he couldn’t eat for three days.
Bang bang bang!
Old Man Yin was truly enraged. He slapped several times in a row. A dozen or so strands of cold energy turned into ice blades and stabbed towards Qin Feng. Fortunately, Qin Feng wore the Blue Ice Illusory Demon Armor on his body. He was fine after being hit a few times.
“You old monster, how dare you hit me? You don’t want the antidote from the King of Poison to be pulled down. Elder Yang, come … I’ll give you a bottle of antidote.” Qin Feng was enraged. He directly spent 1000 Hedonist Points to exchange for the real antidote to the King of Poison from the system. He threw a bottle of light blue liquid to Elder Yang.
Elder Yang caught the bottle and Elder Yin stopped. He looked at the antidote in Elder Yang’s hand with a surprised expression. “This brat really gave you the antidote? Could it be a poison?”
“Qin Feng, are you sure this is the antidote to the King of Poison?” Elder Yang also looked at Qin Feng suspiciously. Qin Feng’s previous performance was simply too cunning. Even the Yin and Yang Elders had to guard against Qin Feng.
“You’ll know when you eat it!” Qin Feng was truly convinced by the Yin Yang Elders. In order to obtain the antidote, the two of them had been chasing after him all day. Now, they had given Elder Yang a bottle of real antidote, and neither of them dared to eat it.
“Then what if I die?” Elder Yang asked.
“If you die, let your good friend slap me to death to avenge you. If you think it’s poison, quickly return it to me.” Qin Feng said impatiently.
The Yin and Yang Elders exchanged a glance. They both felt that Qin Feng’s words were very reasonable. After hesitating for a moment, Elder Yin nodded at Elder Yang. Elder Yang no longer had any misgivings. He directly crushed the medicine bottle and swallowed the blue medicine in it into his stomach.
A warm air current immediately flowed through Elder Yang’s body. All of it flowed into Elder Yang’s meridians, quickly devouring and dissolving the remaining poison of the King of Poison in his meridians. Not long after, Elder Yang revealed an expression of ecstasy as he brandished the Overlord Slash.
Rumble!
The two-meter-long Overlord Slash landed majestically. A wave of flame energy fiercely landed on the ground, directly burning the lawn on the ground, revealing a large area of black glue and knife marks.
“Elder Yang, has the King of Poison in your body really been cured?” Sensing Elder Yang’s aura, Elder Yin cried out excitedly.
Elder Yang was also excited and nodded repeatedly, “Really, this antidote is real … Qin Feng, quickly give us another bottle. Don’t worry, Elder Yin and I will get the antidote and leave immediately. In the future, we won’t offend each other.”
Qin Feng did not believe Elder Yang’s nonsense. He knew that as long as he gave Elder Yin the antidote, the two of them would be able to beat him to death. Even though he thought so, Qin Feng smiled and said, “Of course, both of you, come over here. Give me a bottle of the antidote. Take it yourself.”
Earlier, Qin Feng said that the two elders would come and get the antidote. The two elders still didn’t believe him, but now that the poison in Elder Yang’s body had been removed, the two of them hurriedly walked up with their spirit artifacts.
Buzz!
Just as the Yin Yang Elders approached Qin Feng, the spirit artifact in their hands suddenly let out a weng cry. The two of them only felt that their hands were empty. The orange spirit artifact in their hands had actually disappeared.
“Eh? Where’s my crescent moon saber?”
“Where’s my sword? Where did it go?”
The Yin and Yang Elders were both stunned as they stared at each other with wide eyes. As members of the Poison Sect, they also knew quite a few unique moves. Those unique moves were very strange, but what would happen was even stranger than what they had seen before.
“Hey, why are you hiding the spirit artifact I gave you? I already said I would give it to you, but I won’t take it back. Who do you think I am?” Qin Feng withdrew his spirit artifact and glared angrily at the Yin and Yang Elders. The Yin and Yang Elders were truly wronged. They also wanted to know where the spirit artifact had gone.
“Hmph! Since you think of me as such a lowly person, then I don’t want to give you a second bottle of antidote. Hurry up and leave.” Qin Feng had a heartbroken expression on his face, acting as if it was real.
Elder Yin was instantly stupid. He looked at Elder Yang and found that Elder Yang’s expression was even more dumbfounded than his. The two of them hurriedly spun around and searched several times, but they couldn’t find any spirit artifacts.
“Something’s wrong. That spirit artifact is clearly in your hand. How could it suddenly disappear … Qin Feng, was it you who did this?” Elder Yin’s eyes lit up and he suddenly looked at Qin Feng.
He had fought with Qin Feng many times. He discovered that the weapons Qin Feng used were always created out of thin air. It was said that there were special abilities cultivators in the Americas, and one of them was a Void Adept. He could create something in the void and even instantly drive a car away. This ordinary magic was far too weak. Could Qin Feng be a Void Adept?
Elder Yin hurriedly shook his head, because as far as he knew, there seemed to have never been an Adept in China.
‘”Heh! Just hide your spirit artifacts. I won’t take you anyway, but you actually want to take a bite out of me. You really make me feel too cold. I’m leaving first. You guys can do it yourself.” Qin Feng looked as if he had been hurt. He turned around and left. The Yin and Yang Elders stared blankly at Qin Feng’s back, feeling that something was amiss.