The Ultimate Playboy Novel - Chapter 427
Chapter 427 Neurology And Psychiatry
“Little friend, what do you think?” After Xiao Lei agreed, Lin Qingyuan’s gaze fell on Qin Feng.
Judging from his peaceful smile, he seemed to be very interested in Qin Feng!
“Then let Elder Lin be the notary!” Qin Feng also agreed!
At this moment, the smile on Xiao Lei’s face was even more rippling. He originally only wanted to make Qin Feng lose face in front of the medical students, but at the same time, he also wanted to get back his face from being beaten last time. Now that Professor Lin Qingyuan was personally in charge of refereeing, this competition would not be that simple.
Not only did Xiao Lei want to slap Qin Feng in the face, he could also take this opportunity to show off in front of Lin Qingyuan. If he could win the favor of Professor Lin Qingyuan, he would be able to walk horizontally in the affiliated hospital in the future!
“Qin Feng, I don’t bully the small with the big. How can you compare?” Xiao Lei looked at Qin Feng with a playful smile. Obviously, he did not put Qin Feng in his eyes!
“Director Xiao should be studying Western Medicine, and I know a little about Chinese Medicine. Since that’s the case, you use Western Medicine and I use Chinese Medicine. Let’s treat each other!”
Qin Feng did not care about Xiao Lei’s expression. As soon as he finished speaking, the students below danced excitedly!
These students had a worry long ago. Now that western medicine was in vogue and TCM was declining, everyone liked Qin Feng’s TCM class, but they were worried about the future prospects of TCM. Now, this competition between Chinese and Western medicine made everyone very much looking forward to it!
“Alright! Then let’s start now!” Xiao Lei agreed without hesitation, as if he couldn’t wait to defeat Qin Feng.
“Since you’re a junior, I’ll let you see my situation first!” Xiao Lei said.
Qin Feng did not back down. He walked in front of Xiao Lei and stared at Xiao Lei’s fat ears for a long time before suddenly frowning.
‘”Director Xiao’s appearance is really ugly, to the extent that it affects my appearance … I’d better skip the’look’ in the’look, hear, ask ‘and directly take your pulse!”
Qin Feng began to take his pulse seriously. Xiao Lei’s face darkened with anger. The students below laughed. Even the corners of Lin Qingyuan and Chang Xin’s lips twitched twice. They looked like they wanted to laugh but could not.
Half a minute later, Qin Feng withdrew his hand!
‘”Director Xiao, it’s time to lose weight. I got your pulse and got dipped in the oil of my hand!” Xiao Lei wiped the corner of his clothes in disgust.
“Are you done? Do you want to see a doctor or not?” Xiao Lei almost fainted from anger when he heard another burst of laughter from below the stage.
Qin Feng looked at Xiao Lei with a smile and said earnestly, “Director Xiao, don’t be angry. People who study medicine are the most calm. How can a few jokes disrupt your mentality? This is not the demeanor a medical master should have!”
Qin Feng teased Xiao Lei. Xiao Lei still had to endure the temptation to explode. Otherwise, as Qin Feng said, he would lose the demeanor of a medical master.
Seeing Xiao Lei’s ugly expression of eating shit, Qin Feng felt relieved and suddenly asked!
“Director Xiao, you just said that you are the chief physician of the psychiatric department, right?”
“Yes!” Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng angrily. Suddenly, he realized something was amiss. His face darkened and he roared, “You’re the doctor in the psychiatry department. I’m the chief physician in the neurology department!”
There was a burst of laughter below the stage. This time, not even Chang Xin, who had a straight face, and Lin Qingyuan, who had a serious expression, could restrain themselves from laughing loudly.
Qin Feng nodded and said, “Oh oh! So he’s the director of the Neurology Department, but they’re all about the same!”
Xiao Lei finally came to his senses. He was the head of the neurology department, but Qin Feng added the word’sick ‘. In this way, whether it was the psychiatry department or the neurology department, it would be the same!
Xiao Lei hadn’t even begun to compete with Qin Feng yet, and he was about to be enraged to death by Qin Feng!
“Are you here to see a doctor or are you trying to talk? Don’t tell me you can’t see the problem and are deliberately stalling for time here, right?”
“If you can’t tell me earlier, I’ll see you!” Xiao Lei glared at Qin Feng angrily.
Qin Feng put away his smiling face and suddenly became serious, “Director Xiao, I’ve already seen it!”
“There’s something wrong with your nerves!”
“Holy shit, there’s something wrong with your fucking nerves!” Xiao Lei ignored the fact that Lin Qingyuan and the other old fogeys were still here and cursed angrily.
“The symptoms of neurological problems are irritability, irritability, neurasthenia due to prolonged development, loss of physical strength, and obesity due to poor digestion …”
“Director Xiao also has symptoms of bad breath, anger, constipation and hemorrhoids. These are all a series of symptoms caused by your neurological problems. Director Xiao should pay more attention!”
After Qin Feng said those words, Xiao Lei could no longer answer!
Because what Qin Feng said was half true and half false, it was false that there was something wrong with his nerves. However, he was right about the symptoms of bad breath and constipation and hemorrhoids!
“You … nonsense!” Xiao Lei’s face was flushed red, how could he admit this kind of symptom in public?
“Perhaps I was wrong, but it doesn’t matter. Isn’t Elder Lin here as a notary public? As long as Elder Lin shows you, you’ll know!” Qin Feng shrugged his shoulders indifferently.
Xiao Lei immediately broke out in cold sweat. Lin Qingyuan was the current number one Chinese medicine practitioner in the medical school. Xiao Lei believed that Lin Qingyuan could tell with a single glance his symptoms.
“There’s no need to look. Little friend Qin Feng is right! Director Xiao Lei’s lips are cracked and his nose is red and swollen. His tongue is pale as he speaks, and his saliva is too much. There is indeed bad breath … Furthermore, I can already smell it from so far away!” Lin Qingyuan didn’t have to step forward and stood there to comment.
As soon as he spoke, the students below couldn’t stop laughing. They didn’t expect Xiao Lei to have bad breath and hemorrhoids. How disgusting was this person!
Moreover, Lin Qingyuan’s approval made the students mistakenly believe that Xiao Lei’s mental illness was real. At this moment, everyone looked at Xiao Lei strangely, especially the students in the first row who looked at him vigilantly. They were deeply afraid that he would suddenly have a nervous attack and go crazy with sheep’s epilepsy. How frightening!
“Qin Feng, it’s my turn now!”
After Xiao Lei was treated by Qin Feng, he held back his anger and aggressively walked in front of Qin Feng.
Qin Feng hurriedly took a few steps back and arrived at the seat of the first row of students. Without Hua Yan’s consent, he directly put the pink mask on her desk and said, “Director Xiao’s breath is really bad. Without the mask, you can’t even get close to him. Director Xiao, don’t mind!”
Qin Feng made everyone laugh again. Hua Yan was stunned. She wore this mask every day. Now, Qin Feng wore it without asking. In this way, the two of them would be kissing indirectly!
Chang Xin’s expression became even colder as she stood in the group of experts. Seeing Qin Feng casually wearing Huayan’s mask, Huayan did not say anything. She was even more certain of the relationship between Qin Feng and Huayan. It seemed that the two of them must have kissed, so she did not know if they had really slept together.
This scene caused Chang Xin’s heart to be anxious and uneasy. She had always treated Hua Yan as a good sister, and the two of them were intimate. Now, Chang Xin did not know how to face Hua Yan.
Xiao Lei held back another mouthful of blood in his throat, unable to vomit or swallow it.
He glared fiercely at Qin Feng, deeply afraid that Qin Feng would speak nonsense again, so he hurriedly began to check Qin Feng’s situation.
Traditional Chinese medicine stresses to see, hear and ask. Western medicine also understands some basic familiar diseases, such as common symptoms such as cold and fever. Western medicine can also analyze the cause of disease through the color of phlegm and the situation of urine and faeces.
However, as a martial artist, Qin Feng was in good health. Xiao Lei looked around Qin Feng several times, but he didn’t have a clue!
“Director Xiao, can’t you see the problem? Is my body too healthy?” Qin Feng smiled as he looked at Xiao Lei. Xiao Lei had a hanging face and didn’t say anything with the expression of a dead father.
In the end, he could no longer pretend, so he shook his head and sighed, “I can’t see it!”
“Director Xiao Lei, in that case, should I win this competition?”
“Hmph! This competition has been unfair from the beginning!” In front of Lin Qingyuan, how could Xiao Lei be willing to admit his incompetence? All sorts of sophistry would begin.
“You studied Chinese Medicine, I studied Western Medicine! Chinese Medicine pays attention to perceiving, listening, asking, and looking at the face. You can see some common conditions by looking at your pulse. However, Western Medicine requires all kinds of advanced medical equipment to take X-rays, and then analyze the various conditions of the patient’s body according to the films.”
“Traditional Chinese medicine has long since fallen behind, Nobody wants to learn that shit, “Whoever is seriously ill is not treated by surgery in the hospital. That is the field of western medicine … To put it bluntly, Chinese medicine can cure cold, fever, headache, abdominal pain and other minor illnesses, such as cardiovascular diseases, brain diseases, abdominal organs and so on. You don’t need western medicine to give you no injections. It’s a joke that you can cure them with just a few prescriptions!”
Xiao Lei had lost to Qin Feng in the competition just now. He would immediately begin to use the widespread use of TCM and Western medicine to attack Qin Feng. Qin Feng did not mind Xiao Lei bragging and pretending to be tough. On the other hand, Lin Qingyuan, who was a notary, had already turned ashen after hearing Xiao Lei’s words. His breathing became rapid. Suddenly, his eyes darkened and he fainted!
“Professor Lin, what’s wrong with you?”
“Professor Lin fainted!”
“Everyone, don’t be in a mess. The students should take their seats. The members of the expert group should go out first and keep the surrounding ventilated!”
…
Lin Qingyuan suddenly fainted and everyone was in a mess!
The students nervously stood up and looked at Lin Qingyuan. Some cowardly girls screamed. Although the professors of the expert group maintained order at the first moment, it was clear that not many people listened to the old professors’ words.
“Everyone, be quiet! Whoever dares to speak is not allowed to take my class in the future!” Qin Feng suddenly stood up and let out a low roar. The sound of needles falling could be heard immediately.
Xiao Lei and Qin Feng arrived at Lin Qingyuan’s side. More than half of the experts and professors would disperse to the side and maintain normal ventilation.
“Director Xiao, didn’t you just say how popular western medicine is and how backward Chinese medicine is? You said that cardiovascular diseases require surgery by western medicine. Then let me ask you, why did Elder Lin faint all of a sudden?”
Qin Feng’s expression suddenly turned cold as he stared fiercely at Xiao Lei!
Xiao Lei immediately felt a wave of pressure, and he didn’t even have the courage to speak.
‘”You claim to be the chief physician of the neurology department. You hang this name all day and all night, flaunting your prestige outside. But now, you can’t even tell why Elder Lin fainted. He was unconscious because of a sudden heart attack. This is Director Xiao’s specialty!”
Qin Feng’s words caused Xiao Lei’s face to turn red, and he wished he could dig a hole in the ground to hide himself.
But he knew that he couldn’t hide now, so he could only bravely say, “Qin Feng, what’s the use of saying this? Now that Elder Lin has fainted, you still have the heart to argue with me about Chinese medicine and western medicine. Let’s see how amazing Chinese medicine is. If you have the ability, use Chinese medicine to treat Elder Lin!”