The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 441:
Chapter 441: 441 Qjngyue Silly
“There are so many trees on the mountain that even if you hide behind one, you’ll be out of sight.”
“Who would go to Hanging Neck Mountain on a rainy day… ‘
“You.” She rolled her eyes at him directly, “Well, it was you, the big dumbass, that went.”
Xiao Yuchuan was really puzzled, ‘Wife, what does ‘big dumbass’ mean?”
“It means…how come you don’t understand anything!” Ancient people are ancient people, they are not in the same realm as her, a modern person!
As a modern person, her sense of superiority rekindled.
“It’s your words that are strange, making people unable to understand…” He complained as well.
“Well, that’s the difference.” A thousand-year difference.
“I don’t like it when you only say half of something…” he mumbled, “Dumb… ‘dumb’ is not a nice-sounding word…Wife, you wouldn’t be calling your husband dumb, would you?”
She looked at the second brother and the fourth brother, who were also puzzled. It wasn’t appropriate for her to criticize them in front of others, right? So she said, “I am so good, why would I criticize you? The word ‘dumb’ does mean dumb, but when you add a ‘ass’, it becomes an antonym. It then means smart.”
Yuchuan was an enlightened baby, “I understand now, ‘big dumbass’ means
‘very smart’!”
“The youngster learns well.” She generously praised.
“Wife, you’re really a big dumbass!” He immediately grinned, showing a row of clean white teeth, and praised her heartily.
Her facial expression froze, “Uh…l am not…”
“You are.” He looked proud, “My wife is so smart, how could she not be a dumbass? Second brother, Fourth brother, you agree, don’t you?”
Xiao Yishan also thought his wife was smart and agreed, “Yue’er, don’t be modest, you’re just a dumbass.”
“Yes.” Xiao Qinghe also looked admiring, “Qingyue, if someone like you is not a
dumbass, then there’s no such thing as a dumbass in this world.” He thought his wife was the smartest woman he had ever seen.
“Do you guys have to learn so fast?” Su Qingyue was bitter but couldn’t say it. She felt like she had moved a rock and had her own foot pinned down by it.
“Your husband is smart, isn’t he?” Xiao Yuchuan smiled happily.
“He is smart.” So smart she wanted to pull his teeth out in frustration!
Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe also wanted their wife to praise them, but since Yuchuan had spoken first, they didn’t say anything.
Su Qingyue forced a smile and glared at the three men, “Hmph! You three are indeed big dumbasses. There’s no need to praise me anymore. I’m very humble!”
She walked towards the outside of the courtyard with the empty basket.
“Wife…we just praised you for being a dumbass, and you’re still going to…” Xiao Yuchuan called out from behind.
“I’m going to catch a ghost on the mountain right now! Otherwise, I’m going to start tearing the house apart!” She yelled back, “All of you stay at home! I’ll be fine! I’m more terrifying than a ghost!”
The three men wanted to say something else, but they knew their wife wasn’t afraid of ghosts and had a very bad temper.
So they anxiously waited at home.
Fortunately, Su Qingyue was able to pick two taels of bayberries in the morning without any problems.
The three men breathed a slight sigh of relief.
In the afternoon, Qingyue picked another two baskets of bayberries without any problem.
The next day, early in the morning, Su Qingyue stood under the bayberry tree, looking at the remaining fruits on the tree, which she could probably pick for the last time.
However, these fruits were near the top of the tree, making them difficult to pick while climbing. So, she went to the side and picked up a two-finger-thick long tree bark..
