The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 401
Chapter 401: 401 Tampered
Translator: 549690339
No, there isn’t one in the entire town, or the entire world!
“You should go outside if you want to go crazy.” She said coldly, “I don’t accept lunatics.”
He looked at her cold face, asking with a hint of hope, “Wife, are you unhappy for me?”
“Of course I’m unhappy when I see you being annoying.” third brother, you are really smart.”
“You still hide fireflies in your hair to emit green light, so childish.” He looked into her eyes with indulgence, “Wife, next time you really want to dress up as a ghost to scare someone, husband will teach you… ”
“I don’t need you to teach!”
“All right, I won’t teach.” The indulgence in his eyes gained a touch of excitement, “Wife, are you really willing? Hurry and lie down… ”
Her mouth twitched slightly, but she remained calm, “You lie down.”
He excitedly lay on the bed, his voice hoarse, “Wife, I didn’t expect you to treat me so well, even taking the initiative in this matter… I heard that a woman’s first time is very painful. If you’re afraid later, let me take over, okay?”
“Hmm.” She nodded.
Her freshly-bathed body carried a faint fragrance, very alluring.
His emotions were immediately aroused.
She yawned lazily, covering her mouth, “I’m very tired now, third brother, why don’t you go ahead?”
“Okay.” He was about to embrace her, but the feeling of numbness from dinner struck again, leaving his whole body powerless, and he could only lie weakly on the bed, “Wife, I’m finished…”
“Ah?” She was briefly surprised, picking up on his words, “Husband, have you really ‘finished’ already?”
“No…” He was almost in tears, “I haven’t even started yet…”
“Nonsense, you clearly ‘finished’.” She said solemnly, “Since you’re done, the gambling agreement is complete. I didn’t cheat you, did I?”
“You didn’t cheat?” Xiao Yuchuan was so angry that his teeth itched, but what really mattered was that nothing had even started yet, “Wife, you’re teasing me!”
“You’re too bad, finishing once and still wanting a second time?” She suppressed a laugh.
“I obviously haven’t…” He was frustrated.
“That’s not how it’s calculated.” She said calmly, “When I went to the town to sell ferns, I accidentally overheard two men talking while passing an alley. One of them said he had a big loss, he went to a brothel, and before he even started, he ‘surrendered.’ The sister in the brothel said that it also counts as ‘finishing,’ and she charged him accordingly.”
“I didn’t, I can prove it…”
“I’m not interested in you…” She pulled on the quilt, considerately covering him, then moved to the other side of the bed, “Now that we’ve consummated our marriage, husband, I won’t drive you away. Go to sleep.”
“Wife…” Xiao Yuchuan was almost in tears, “Wife, if you keep teasing your handsome, good husband like this, someone will really die!”
“The gambling agreement didn’t say how many times to ‘do it’.” She said coolly, “Don’t try to take advantage of me. I’m not the kind of person who suffers losses!”
“Su Qingyue…”
“Keep arguing, and I’ll throw you out.”
He couldn’t move except his head, not knowing what was going on. It wasn’t like this just a moment ago. He suspected his wife had tampered with him in secret.
