The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 343
Chapter 343: 343 Strangle you
Translator: 549690339
Xiao Yuchuan couldn’t bear it anymore, “Wife, how is that stupid bastard better than me?”
“It’s better than you in every way.” Su Qingyue took the water pot from the table with one hand to add water and cradled the little bastard with the other as she left the master bedroom. She didn’t know about Second Brother and
Fourth Brother’s thoughts, so she said the little bastard was better than Third Brother. Her voice came back to the master bedroom from the yard, “At least the little bastard doesn’t think I’m ugly.”
“Wife, I didn’t really think you were ugly, I was just teasing you…” Xiao Yuchuan immediately clarified his position.
Xiao Qinghe and Xiao Yishan didn’t have as thick a skin as him. They just thought that they should tell their wife when they had the opportunity that they would never really despise her. It was already good if she didn’t despise them.
Qingyue brought the filled water pot back to the master bedroom and placed it on the table. She opened the wardrobe and took out Third Brother’s needle and thread basket, and found a piece of cloth slightly larger than a palm, “Third Brother, do you still need this piece of cloth?”
“No, I don’t. What are you going to do with it, wife? You’re not going to use it to wipe your butt because the little wooden stick in the thatched house doesn’t work well, are you?”
Her eyes shot a sharp sword at him, and he felt as if he had been stabbed with a knife, his heart leaped, “Wife, did I say something wrong? This piece of cloth is so small, it can’t be made into a purse, it can’t be used to wash your face, and it doesn’t match the color of your clothing, so it can’t be patched. Other than wiping your butt, I really don’t know what it can be used for…”
“If you keep talking nonsense, you’re not allowed to eat dinner tonight!” She angrily picked up the scissors and cut the frayed edge of the cloth piece.
Xiao Yuchuan watched as the sweat dripped from his forehead. His wife’s demeanor was like she was cutting him…
After cutting the frayed edge, Su Qingyue compared the cloth piece to her face, threaded the needle, and found two strips of cloth about ten centimeters long from the unwanted scraps in the basket. She folded them into five-millimeter-wide cloth lines and sewed them onto the palm-sized cloth piece.
The three men watched her sewing, but they couldn’t figure out what she was making.
Su Qingyue finished sewing and put on the homemade mask, hooking the cloth strips behind her ears.
“Wife, so you were making a mask.” Xiao Yuchuan finally understood, “I thought at first you were going to wipe your butt…”
She glared at him, “Shut up!”
“Alright.” He shut up in grievance, “Your sewing skills are really terrible. I heard that when you were at the Zhu Family, you weren’t good at needlework, but not this bad…”
“If you’re so good at it, why don’t you help me out?”
“I…” He felt helpless, “I wanted to, but I can’t use my hands and feet right now…”
“Then just shut your stinky mouth.”
“When I’m better, I’ll definitely help you make a mask.”
She took off the mask. He looked at her puzzled, ‘Wife, why aren’t you wearing
“Why would I wear it at home? I only plan to wear it when I sell fern to avoid scaring the customers.”
“But… it will also scare me!”
She rushed over in anger, grabbing Xiao Yuchuan’s neck with both hands and squeezing it!
“Cough cough…” He gasped for breath, “Wife, I can’t breathe…”
“Then just die!” She squeezed harder and harder, wishing she could strangle him to death.
“Second Brother… Fourth Brother… help… save me…” He wanted to call for reinforcements. Even though those two were currently no match for his wife, as long as they spoke up, he could escape.
Xiao Yishan and Xiao Qinghe looked at each other and remained silent without uttering a word..
