The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 291
Chapter 291: 291 She hates Xiao Yuchuan
Translator: 549690339
“Hurry up! It stinks to death!” “Who can shit sweet-smelling? You can’t find one in the whole village.”
“Yours is particularly stinky!”
He chuckled, “Wife, it’s just a bit stinky. Your husband has been holding it in all day. At worst, next time you can’t move, I’ll carry you too. I can even hold you like holding a baby to pee…”
“You’d be the one who can’t move!”
“Hehe, it’s my fault, wife…” he said, looking at her happily, “Wife, when you get old, in case you can’t move, I’ll carry you again then…”
“At that time, you’ll be the old man who can’t even take care of yourself.”
“So do you want to accompany me for a lifetime?” He was so excited that his tone changed. He always felt he couldn’t keep his wife around. She is so capable, her skin has even become whiter than before, and she can even recognize words now.
She remained silent, “A lifetime is so long; let’s take one day at a time.” He held her hand, “No, I want you to accompany me for a lifetime!” “I told you to hurry up, don’t ramble.”
“It doesn’t affect the progress of going to the outhouse; let’s chat a bit…”
“I’m not in the mood to talk to you.” She kept fanning the air with one hand.
He didn’t care if she was in a good mood or not, “Wife, you don’t speak, I’ll speak. You have a sharp tongue but a soft heart. You even carried me, so heavy.”
“I just didn’t want to clean the bed.”
“Anyway, I’ll take it as you couldn’t bear to make my pants dirty.” “Xiao Yuchuan, can you shut your mouth at this moment?”
“Oh,” he sulked and shut up.
A while later, he pinched her little hand.
She didn’t respond, so he pinched it again.
She didn’t turn around, only asked impatiently, “What’s up?”
“Wife, I’m done. You wouldn’t let me speak, so I didn’t dare say…”
She turned around, not looking at the thatched house, ready to pull him up, he blushed and said, “Wife, I haven’t wiped my butt yet, my hands are too weak…”
She roared, “Xiao Yuchuan, don’t tell me you want me to help you wipe your
He shrank his head in fear, ‘Wife, you’re so smart…”
“No way.”
“My hands are too weak. If you don’t help me wipe, I will… ‘
“What? You think you can threaten me?”
“I’ll just have to not wipe and let it get sore.”
She was so angry, she grabbed a rough tree bark and a wooden stick about a few inches long and the thickness of a chopstick that was hanging on the wall of the outhouse, made of tree bark and tree bark. After pulling Xiao Yuchuan out of the outhouse, she really helped him wipe his butt.
She casually threw the used stick into a garbage bamboo basket in the corner of the outhouse.
She swore she hated Xiao Yuchuan!
After getting his pants on and buckling the waist belt, she angrily carried him back to the master bedroom.
Yuchuan knew his wife was unhappy now, but since his wife was willing to do this for him, it showed that she really regarded him as her husband and that she loved her husband very much. He couldn’t help but feel sweet in his heart. Just entering the master bedroom, she found that the second brother was still maintaininø the nnqp from hpfnrp which dpnrpqqpd her pvpn morp For this look, she could see the second brother’s strong, sexy thigh and… that part!
She was so scared that she forgot she was still carrying Xiao Yuchuan, who fell off her back onto the floor.
“Ouch, wife, are you trying to murder your husband?” Yuchuan screamed in pain.
She didn’t even care about him, just turned around and ran out the door. Xiao Yishan, embarrassed to death, still called out, “Yue’er!”
“Second brother, are you not finished yet? I’ll come back after you’re done…” “No, it’s not that. I can’t move… and there’s nothing to wipe with in the room….”
