The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 288
Chapter 288: 288 Grab bucket
Translator: 549690339
She rolled her eyes, “If you can’t hold it in, why don’t you just crap your pants.”
“Is that how someone should behave? Wife, I really can’t handle it, I have been wanting to go since this morning, I have held it in for a whole day now, someone is about to die here!”
“Lazy people tend to have more bowel movements.” She complained and then turned around to exit the room, walking towards the secondary bedroom. It was pitch-black inside the secondary bedroom, but she pushed the door open and entered anyway.
A startled male voice echoed in the room, it was Xiao Qinghe, “Don’t come in!”
“Sorry, I forgot to knock…” Before she could finish her sentence, she noticed the situation in the room, which was completely dark and had tightly shut windows. Nevertheless, she could clearly see…
Xiao Qinghe was lying down, his body above his waist was on the bed, his legs rested on a stool next to the bed, and between the stool and bed was a toilet bucket. His pants were pushed down to his knees and his butt was suspended above the toilet bucket.
Thump!
A clear sound, ‘gold deposits in the Yellow River’.
She paused for one second. As Fourth Brother’s legs were paralyzed, so this was how he dealt with needing the toilet. To maintain such a pose must take a lot of effort. It wasn’t easy for him indeed.
“Don’t look!” Xiao Qinghe’s voice was filled with despair.
Upon hearing the despair and melancholy in his voice, Su Qingyue realized that she had unintentionally hurt Fourth Brother’s feelings.
For him, it was embarrassing enough to be seen like this while going to the bathroom.
Because the cover of the toilet bucket was lifted, and he was currently… the air was filled with an unpleasant smell.
Without a trace of disgust on her face, Su Qingyue said, “Fourth Brother, the fact that you can handle going to the bathroom yourself is already quite an accomplishment. Don’t overthink it.”
Having said that, she turned around and left the room quietly.
She also shut the door properly behind her, “Take your time, I will come back in a while.”
When she got to the door of the master bedroom, before she could say anything, Xiao Yuchuan hurriedly asked, seeing that her hands were empty, “Wife, where’s the toilet bucket?”
“Fourth Brother is using it. You’ll have to wait a bit.” “I can’t wait, I really can’t hold it anymore!”
“Then there’s nothing I can do.”
“Wife, go and snatch the toilet bucket for me…” When it’s a matter of life and death, even a brotherhood didn’t matter!
“Why don’t you go and grab it yourself?”
“I can’t, I’m so weak I can’t even get off the bed, let alone grab it. If I could, do you think I’d be holding it in this long?”
She shrugged, “There’s nothing I can help you with.”
“Wife, if I hold it in any longer, I’ll really die from constipation, you can’t be this heartless…” His eyes were burning red with urgency.
She thought for a moment, “If I carry you to the outhouse, can you squat?”
“I probably don’t have the strength to squat. Just in case I fall into the pit, you could hold me, then I could…”
“In your dreams.” He suggested, “All you would need to do is support my butt, not the middle…” “No way!”
“But if you let a sick person like me squat over the pit and I accidentally fall in, it would be even more cumbersome for you to lift me out and clean up afterward…”
“If you really fell in, then just drown. I won’t lift you out of such a filthy place.”
“Dear wife, would you really be so heartless as to let your husband drown in a cesspit?”
“Nonsense!”
Seeing her unimpressed face, Xiao Yuchuan knew exactly how cold-blooded his wife could be. After some evaluation, he clenched his butt as hard as he could and said, “Wife, I don’t need the outhouse anymore, and there’s no second toilet bucket in the house.. Could you please hurry up Fourth Brother? He’s always the slowest one when it comes to ‘sorting things out’, if you don’t rush him, I may end up shitting my pants before he finishes!”
