The Spirited Daughter-in-law and the Mountain Man - Chapter 257
Chapter 257: 257 Let the husband sell himself
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Su Qingyue looked at his haggard face and felt a little soft-hearted, “But…”
Yuchuan’s face was filled with worry, “Wife, really don’t go. It’s just over a hundred copper coins short. At the worst, I can sell my hair together with the second brother, and we will be able to make up for the difference.” “Didn’t you say that if you did this, you wouldn’t have the face to stay in the village… ”
“It’s better than something happening to you.” Xiao Yuchuan said, “Just now, I had already discussed with the second brother, we would sell both our hair, so you and Fourth Brother could keep yours.”
Su Qingyue stared at Third Brother’s handsome face, “But I not only want to sell your hair, but I also want to sell you.”
Xiao Yuchuan’s face turned dark, “Wife, are you fed up with me being a sick child and a burden?”
“Yes.” She nodded.
He was genuinely sad, “Wife, I…” with a sullen face, “Even if I offer money to others, they wouldn’t want me.”
She patted his shoulder, “As long as you know. No matter how handsome your face is, it’s useless in front of money! Can you exchange this face for 128 copper coins?”
She playfully grazed her finger across his face, “The answer is no.” He couldn’t argue, ‘Wife, at this point, you still want to make me angry.”
“Who has the time to anger you?” She rolled her eyes, “I just want you to remember that your fucking face is useless.” He finally understood, ‘Wife, you’re holding a grudge!”
“What grudge am I holding?”
“You still remember me calling you ugly and the fact that I was scared by you.”
Her expression was all smiles, but her eyes weren’t. Thinking about Xiao
Yuchuan’s loud cry of “Ghost!”, she wanted to be angry at him for a lifetime,
“No, am I that petty? Really not. You misunderstood.”
“Then, wife, my face is not a waste, but quite pleasing to the eye.”
“A pleasing face can’t be eaten.”
“It can be pleasing to the eyes…”
“I don’t find you handsome.” She stared at his annoying mouth, “Though I won’t deny that your teeth are quite white.”
He immediately grinned, revealing a set of white teeth, “Wife, do you like my teeth? Come, come and lick them, my teeth are so white and neat…”
“Shameless! The second brother is right beside us!” Su Qingyue glared at him and suddenly thought of something, “I figured out a way to earn the remaining hundred-plus copper coins. Xiao Yuchuan, you always say you’re the best looking in the village, is that universally acknowledged?”
“Yes.” Xiao Yuchuan answered confidently, “It’s just that the girls and old women in the village prefer Li Gui, not because he’s better looking than me, but because he’s richer than me…”
She corrected him, “He’s not richer than you, but you have no money at all. The main point is that it’s enough for everyone to think you’re handsome.”
Xiao Yuchuan looked at her gaze, sizing him up like she was appraising goods, and felt a chill down his spine, “Wife, you want me to earn money… you’re not going to make me sell myself, are you?
She looked him over, “Will anyone want you if you sell yourself?”
“Yes, how could there be none?”
She nodded, “I also believe there might be some, like old grannies who are seventy or eighty years old. If you serve them well, they might reward you with a few copper coins. If you become a pimp and sell yourself several dozen times, you’ll have enough money.”
” Xiao Yuchuan’s face turned pale and green, not knowing whether to be angry or furious, “Wife, your mouth is really poisonous. Who would let their husband sell themselves…”
“Husbands shouldn’t sell themselves. So, should we let the second brother do it?” Su Qingyue suggested. She thought since Second Brother was single, it wouldn’t hurt if he sold himself several times, “Second Brother, it’s time for you to make a sacrifice for the family..”
